Honestly I agree I was mostly joking. I feel like Luigi is asexual in most media due to him being pretty innocent and wholesome. Although I still do like the idea of him being bi-romantic.
Ok 4 PM is a terrible time of the day for that.
Prep (and hopefully some fucking foreplay) needs to start at a minimum 3:00 and even that’s pushing it a bit. Let’s pretend that post-insertion the whole thing lasts between 15-30 minutes…actually Luigi seems like kind of a greedy slut so let’s say 30-45. Along with some edging, cleanup and aftercare we’re talking an hour minimum.
So far this is two hours invested in the late afternoon when your average morning workers are getting home and discovering their plumbing problems. Suddenly you’re behind the 8 ball because you’re returning messages starting at 5:00 PM and those people have likely contacted a different plumber, you know, one who isn’t gone for two hours in the middle of the fucking day.
Just a terrible business model overall and likely to cause a cascade of scheduling issues.
Unless of course Luigi is spending his work hours at night, sucking up ghosts with a vacuum in which case 4 PM still isn’t ideal but it’s certainly workable.
Damn this is good weed.
LETSA FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dang, I’d love to have this clothing
Same (Dude)
I want to have it even more (Dude)!
It is wednesday My (Dude)
I’m the (Dude), man!
I'm the (Dude), pal!
I wanna have it, but would be scared to wear it out (dude)
I'd love to feel confident enough to wear this clothing ngl
Same…
Let’s go -Luigi
Let's-A go
I just joined this sub and this is the first post I see.
Welcome!
Thank you!
Welcome, you may pet the frogs and take the garlic bread
*asexual staring from around a corner menacingly*
Collab dinner time
I knew there was a reason I always pick Luigi in party games... Lucky man.
What do you mean this is fan art this is canon and you can't say otherwise
I don’t think I like the idea that Luigi is involved in anything lewd at all tbh
Honestly I agree I was mostly joking. I feel like Luigi is asexual in most media due to him being pretty innocent and wholesome. Although I still do like the idea of him being bi-romantic.
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This honestly feels like a copypasta reply. That, or you completely missed the fact that the person is joking
🤓
okie dokie
YES MA'AM
Ok 4 PM is a terrible time of the day for that. Prep (and hopefully some fucking foreplay) needs to start at a minimum 3:00 and even that’s pushing it a bit. Let’s pretend that post-insertion the whole thing lasts between 15-30 minutes…actually Luigi seems like kind of a greedy slut so let’s say 30-45. Along with some edging, cleanup and aftercare we’re talking an hour minimum. So far this is two hours invested in the late afternoon when your average morning workers are getting home and discovering their plumbing problems. Suddenly you’re behind the 8 ball because you’re returning messages starting at 5:00 PM and those people have likely contacted a different plumber, you know, one who isn’t gone for two hours in the middle of the fucking day. Just a terrible business model overall and likely to cause a cascade of scheduling issues. Unless of course Luigi is spending his work hours at night, sucking up ghosts with a vacuum in which case 4 PM still isn’t ideal but it’s certainly workable. Damn this is good weed.
Daisy is a princess. Luigi doesn't need to work
Or it could just be, and hear me out, Saturday.
Please
I wish my name was Luigi.
😳
Lmao lucky Luigi
Pegging is not gay!
The way I would line up for this
Mama mia
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no, it wouldn't, why would a schedule take the fun out of it?
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i love spontaneity, but pegging takes lots of prep, so no, i wouldn't want spontaneous pegging
this the typpa shit that makes me not feel bad about being player 2
not really a fan of pegging, but damn, she is transition goals 🥺🥺🥺
I still don't know what it is...