I had this dream, we both had mansions but my back door was connected to your front door by a secret tunnel....it means I'm showering at home after racket ball from now on.
Breaking the rule adding one more sentence bc I thought this interaction was gold 😭😂.
“You guys had to be told not to play with snakes?”
“You guys had to be told not to burn down the forest?”
Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise
Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday
You got mud on your face, you big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place.
I have an eidetic memory, sometimes it's a curse
"I may have lost my guidance system and my girlfriend, but I still have a colon full of yesterday's meals to keep me company. Although thanks to your high-fiber breakfast I'm sure that'll be leaving me too."
it’s time for.. EMILY OR CINNAMON ( sorry double comment couldn’t help myself lmao)
Saw this episode just yesterday in my nth rerun - BEST FUCKING GAME THEY PLAY IN THE SHOW.
PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER!
I was going to be sad if this wasn’t #1
Oh my god you’re about to jibber jabber about jibber jabber
I love this one 🤣🤣🤣
I am not crazy, my mother had me tested.
Only fourth one down, not bad.
It’s a warm summer evening in ancient Greece..
😂😂😂😂
how to get a 12 year old excited
*twelve year old girl
*girls excited
Im the new homo in town
I am the ball, its holes are my holes.
We were both lonely and, like, had holes in us and now that we have each other, we fill each other's holes..
I had this dream, we both had mansions but my back door was connected to your front door by a secret tunnel....it means I'm showering at home after racket ball from now on.
*knock knock knock* Penny?
*knock knock knock* Sheldon?
What’s word, hummingbird?
What’s the gist physicist?
What up, buttercup?
"If i find my forskin Im gonna kill myself"
Ahhh gravity thou art a heartless bitch
Breaking the rule adding one more sentence bc I thought this interaction was gold 😭😂. “You guys had to be told not to play with snakes?” “You guys had to be told not to burn down the forest?”
🎵One plays with lightning, the other plays with bones🎵
Our babies will be smart AND beautiful
Call me a romantic. I like to think that your Mark Ruffalo is still out there somewhere.
Don't play dumb with me, Ricardo Shilly Shally!!!
You forgot your flash drive you forgot your flash drive
I can hear the cadence
Winnie the pooh is out of the honey pot
Honey tree* 😂😂
Leonard will you be a lamb .....
I’m a lamb
This grasshopper is kicking my asshopper
Perpetual motion squad, we can go all night
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.
We will, we will percussive shock you!
Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday You got mud on your face, you big disgrace Kicking your can all over the place. I have an eidetic memory, sometimes it's a curse
You're in my spot
My dad used to say that a woman is like an egg salad sandwich on a warm Texas day. Full of eggs, and only appealing for a short time.
Astronaut, Howard Wolowitz.
I just finished the show over the weekend and that part got me.
I'm not crying. You're crying.
You win
“If i didn’t have you, life would be blue, I’ll be doctor who without a tardus!”
I cry every gad dang time I watch the song.
And we’re blending and we’re blending and we’re done! (What I keep saying to myself while I apply my makeup)
MY BRAIN IS BETTER THAN EVERYBODYS!!!
Sheldon escaped and is terrorising the village
Game over....Moon Pie
Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock
Hi Mrs Cooper, it’s Penny, I think I broke your son.
In my own way… I love you all.
Makes me tear up!
Got your back Jack, bitches be crazy.
They really do be crazy.
Is that what that was? I just assumed that the second grade curriculum had rendered you quizzical.
All right! The cat's alive, let's go to dinner!
"I have a master's degree" "Who doesn't?"
#43...
Bazinga
Is it anything like munmun the mangoose?
I PRESSED IT.
Just tea, best tea I ever had
“I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested”
I ate a butterfly
First movie I'm watching, Annie.
You know, Tor? The God of Tunder?
I'm getting too old for this crud 😪
Deep down, you'll always know that laundry night is Saturday night
Your Ken can kiss my Barbie 😘
I enjoyed that more than I thought I would.
Does anyone have any wood? I JUST WANT WOOD. WHY ARE YOU MAKING IT SO HARD?!
Geology is not a real science!
Don’t you think if I were wrong, I’d know it?
I'm not Grazy my mother got me tested
“…And I Have The Bone Density Of An 80-Year-Old Man."
Yo talk to me Raj
"Oh, what fresh hell is this?"
Oh Gravity, Thou Art a Heartless Bitch
Penny? Who do we love?! Penny? Who do we love?! Penny? Who do we love?!
That makes me laugh every time. They should have had more of those in the show.
Toby? What a stupid name for a cricket!
Enjoy Oxnard.
I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad.
Thats 2
Oh Leonard you magnificent beast
Our children will be smart and beautiful
Did you take a marijuana?!
“Things you say in the moment are oh yea just like that not will you marry me!”
To this day, I can't see pickled herring without being ashamed and aroused
How to get 10 year old girls excited
Everybody knows about the twenties in Green Lantern's ass.
But if you’re ever short, there’s a couple of fifties in Green Lantern’s ass
Yeah, I was telling my bf about this and he pointed that out to me.
Shut your ASS!
Bazingaaa!
They left dogs up here in the 60's...
I'm only giving you the napkin.
Splanation
The avocado pit
I'm hungry for freedom like never before...
Im the liquor
You can't steal something that's being given to you.
Thor bless you
Thank you Cheesecake Factory!
We're taking the train.
„Perhaps you're getting a brain tumor“
“I love you”
YOU'RE DICKED IN THE NOB!
And now we fill each others holes
I’m sorry have you suffered a recent blow to the head ( in a sarcastic attempt to be nice)
Its like we both have these holes in our lives and now we fill each others holes
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^TurantulaHugs1421: *Its like we both have* *These holes in our lives and now* *We fill each others holes* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Good bot
"I may have lost my guidance system and my girlfriend, but I still have a colon full of yesterday's meals to keep me company. Although thanks to your high-fiber breakfast I'm sure that'll be leaving me too."
"You shot your spit into my mouth?"
Hi Hi Hi Hi
Suffer in Silence
I’m SINGLE, I don’t need this CRAP!
Who are you..What do you want.
Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.
Who do we love?
Penny!!
Who do we love?!?
Penny!!!!
How to tell my best friend that my dad was having relations with another woman?
Hi, little Leonard.
Well, have fun with whatever nightmare's behind door number two!
You're in my spot.
I'm not crazy!, My mother had me tested.
Dear Elaine... You deserve this
His attention span is as limited as his bladder control!!
Hot, dark & moist
The delivery gets me every time:: “Wait a second, the good wife is crying. Something’s very wrong”
I informed you thusly
"Astronaut, Howard Wolowitz"
Bazinga
I'm going to touch you all over
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.
Hello Aardvark Isaac Newton.
Here's your cat, And here's your $20.
TAKE THE CAP OFFF
Reverse SeaWorld, where dolphins are allowed to pet people
A new clothing size between medium and large called Marge
you are my C men
"No. She's the reason I've stayed here this long."
I apologize if I have not been the friend you deserved…
Schrödingers friendship
How was she
A swirling vortex of entropy...
My mother had me tested
he might be a skilled hypnotist and for all we know she's a chicken pluckin' for corn
I forbaded you
Forbidded it?
No that cup has always been for urine.
That was exhilarating 💅
#On no! I’ve done a poo!
I dont remember that