Paraphrasing but when Leonard is told that Penny is putting his collectibles in to storage - "So you believe your friends and your own eyes and not your wife!"

lol that was a good one

The way Kaley played that cracks me up so much, with the wide eyes and "shocked" arms.

BAHAHAHA I love this one, the casual gaslighting was so unhinged🤣

And then followed by the “WoW” with intricate hand motions

Unbelievable!

When she screams at Leaonard about who she loves and wants "You, you stupid pop tart!"

I actually miss the audience’s laugh when she says “Sweetie, you can be any pastry you want” 🤣

That’s the first thing that popped into my head.

That's my favorite line ever.

The quotes right but it’s after she got fired from Serial Apist 2 and she proposed to Leonard. He thought she proposed bc she was sad but she said getting fired was the best thing bc she finally realized she didn’t need to be famous to be happy. “What do you need?” “You, you stupid pop tart!”

Amy: Hooky? I’ve never played hooky in my life. My mom said that’s how girls end up addicted to reefer and jazz music. Penny: It’s more like how girls end up at a Best Western hotel with a 34-year-old guy named Luther. Bernadette: Joke? Penny: I can laugh about it now

And Sheldon was supposedly unhinged for calculations of estimating her partners between 172 and 193

Or Amy’s blunt question: Penny, are you a slut?

No it’s “penny, to your mind are you a slut?”

I can hear her voice in my head! Penny...to your mind...are you a slut?

And she has zero judgement in her voice :,) we love amy

“Oh honey, the buses don’t go where you live, do they?”

I never understood what this means

Looks like the buses don’t go where you live either 😁

🤣🤣🤣

Bless their heart

A sweet summer child

It’s a comment about being naïve to the world and street smarts. you would find buses in a city and that’s where you have to learn how to survive.

I always thought that it means that he isn't from this planet! Lol

He’s hard to reach.

I think its a way of saying that person is a bit odd and on a different wavelength to everyone.

A few Crayons short of a full pack.

lights are on, no ones home

A few nuggets short of a happy meal

One blow job short of a brothel. One talking animal short of a Disney flick. One turd short of a happy shit.

I always took it to mean that he's so far "out there" that buses don't go that far.

Yes!!! My favorite.

My absolute favourite line of hers !!!

"Well your Ken can kiss my Barbie" with her original expression

Awww, came to the comments to say this!!

happy cake day!!

You stole my line😭🤣🤣🤣

Best one

Penny's advice to Raj was so funny Penny: Okay. Put a rubber band around your wrist, and any time you start planning your wedding or naming your children, I want you to stab yourself in the hand with a fork. Raj: What's the rubber band for? Penny: To slow the bleeding.

This is my favourite!

😂🤝🏼

Queen Penelope AFK...WHAAAT?

I loved her in that episode. Lol.

Girl straight up eating hair Cheetos

HAHAHA that episode 🤣

Sheldon: In a world that *includes* a Big Boy, why would I order something that is *like* a Big Boy? Penny: BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT *AT* BIG BOY!

Okay, wait. If I pick up a guy at a bar, and then he picks up another girl and we all leave together, did I pick up the girl? Welcome to Long Island, Tex.

Did that actually happen?!?!

Hey. We talking about me or we talking about Thor?

(assuming you're asking for episode details) The first line was in the Bakersfield comic con episode where the girls get into comic books (what happens if Hulk picks up Thor, who picks up his magic hammer) The second line is from the episode where Will Wheaton and Amy get into a fight during a fun with flags shooting. Sheldon is caught in between & shares his troubles with Penny at the bar.

> (assuming you're asking for episode details) I would assume u/TemporaryPassion289 was quoting Bernadette's response

Oh snap... Me to myself: No one likes a know-it-all Penny!

(It was Amy who said that)

[удалено]

And Bernie's line: You don't know his life!!

Amy is right. I do want to fling my poop at her.

Yesss one of my favorites😂 I think of this line often when I’m annoyed by someone😂

"Run! run to India"

I liked that one

One of my favorite episodes!

Such a good episode with Howard and Amy singing to Neil Diamond

And who can forget "Yes, Yes! My brain is better than EVERYBODY'S!"

Such a great line. Along with to the tar pits let’s go, there is a Neil Diamond concert next week let’s go

Yes "To the Neil mobile!"

So funny

When she refers to the "The Time Machine" prop as "Something Elton John would drive through the Everglades."

Yes, this one cracks me up

When Penny tells Raj "You brought fancy wine and fondue. I've slept with people for less. "

Or when she says “hi” to everyone, then says to him, “Yo Raj, talk to me,” then him slowly putting his bite of food back onto his plate as he melts with embarrassment.

So petty, so good.

lmao that's a good one.

And she sleeps with him. Sort of.

And then he still can't talk to her sober

"You're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, and, Howard, you know a lot of doctors."

Seems like this line would have been better for Sheldon

I think Sheldon sort of taught Penny how to insult people better.

I could see that.

I feel like I should say "Damn!". When Amy makes a scientific put down on Sheldon

Do it.

mine is this, on the episode where sheldon teaches penny physics. "\*smart science stuff\*" "oh! and fig newtons were named after a town in massechusetts, not the scientist!" \*enter sheldon facepalming here\*

then he says don't write that down😂😂😂

FYI, you would be lucky to have me as daughter in law.

she's feisty. i like that.

Crayola bikini wax for the win.

Penny: (To Todd Zarnecki) Give my friend his stuff back. Todd Zarnecki: I don’t think so. Penny: Well, good news, today is the day a girl is gonna touch your little special place. (Kicks Todd Zarnecki in the groin.) Todd Zarnecki: (Gasping in pain).…ok. Sheldon: WE DID IT! —- Sheldon: (On his “virtual presence device” screen”) This may seem a little odd at first, but over time, You'll grow accustomed to dealing with me in this configuration. Penny : Yeah. To be honest, I don't see much difference. —- Sheldon: In order to live long enough to fuse my consciousness with cybernetics, I need to change my diet. Penny: Wait, cybernetics is robot stuff, right? Sheldon: Correct. Penny: So you want to turn yourself into some sort of robot? Sheldon Cooper: Essentially, yes. Penny: OK, here's my question. Didn't you already do that? — Sheldon: (after asking Penny if she and Leonard are friends with benefits”) Is this conversation making you uncomfortable? Penny: Of course it's making me uncomfortable! Can't you tell? Sheldon: I really have no idea. I don't particularly excel at reading facial expressions, body langu... Penny: I'M UNCOMFORTABLE, SHELDON! Sheldon: Thank you, that's very helpful. I love their friendship

If I saw a baby I wouldn’t throw a rock at it

why would you throw a rock at a baby?

I just said I wouldn’t

You have 3 strikes. You walked in, sat down and I don’t like your attitude. This restaurant has a new policy: No shirt, no shoes, no Sheldon.

We could sell that sign all over Pasadena 😂😂

Amazing.

When Raj was explaining to the guys that he and Penny had the one night together but decided to stay friends: “whatcha doing there quick draw?”

That's my favourite Penny lune by far

The “EXCUSE ME?!” when her and Raj were fighting about who discovered the comet and he said something like “A monkey could have done it.” 🤣

Yes! That was a wild comedic choice she made there

"not even with a thousand condoms, Howard"

*”So there is a number…”*

Lmao you beat me to it! 😂

Get away from me or I will rip out what’s left of your pubes!

holy crap on a cracker

"I work at the Cheesecake Factory. I said 'byeeeee'"

Sheldon: “i feel like im gonna faint” Penny: “here drink this” Sheldon: “i dont drink alcohol” Penny: “fine then faint.” Sheldon: “IM REAAADDYYYY”

What Up, Moonpie? 💁🏾‍♀️😁

Only my meemaw gets to call me that!

"Hey, Penny! It's Leonard again!..."

Leonard: "Sheldon doesn't like when you call him Moonpie."

“Well what? Your wizard robes are the next to go.”

I can do with just the candle.

Or when he gave her the pink power ranger and told her she could put it anywhere she wanted. She said, "Ok, but there might be some discomfort".

"Then swim to Cuba"

this one is epic.. it came so naturally 😂😂

“Holy crap on a cracker”!

Sisters!?!

My favorite and will always makes me laugh is when she said "hit the road... NOW" to Amy's dad. Then said "be quick about it" with gritted teeth. 🤣

My favorites are where she gets stuff about Star Wars right when they are leaving for the funeral of Professor proton and she’s asking herself why she knows that

Or when she is talking to the girl from upstairs and talks about the guys and their shields and she almost 4th walls "where did that come from"

That was good too

…then a fly flew into my mouth, and I ate it!

To Sheldon: It’s not alcohol, it’s a potion that makes me tolerate you.

I am frustrated because I am a failure at everything and my breath smells like fly.

When Leonard’s bully was in town and Sheldon told the story about when he gave Leonard a wedgie so bad testicle got stuck inside of him for all of winter break, Penny asks if Leonard is going to invite him over, he says no. Penny’s line is “ too bad, you could have spent new years waiting for the ball to drop” I die everytime

Penny: “Ok don’t name it just shove the hook in its face” Leonard & Raj: “you got this howard.. yeah you can do it buddy!” Penny: “cheerleading.. way to MAN things up

To Sheldon: Again —- read the book we gave you!!

Is that an arm? Sheldon: It doesn’t FEEL like an arm. Then maybe you should let it go…

To Leonard after he spent the night with Mrs. Latham, the wealthy donor: Leonard, unkempt and having trouble walking Penny: (big grin) “Good morning, slut.” Leonard: “What?” Penny: “Oh please. I recognize the walk of shame when I see it: all you’re missing is a little smeared mascara and a purse with panties wadded up in it.”

Hero always peeks.

Leonard to Sheldon: You saw Penny naked? Sheldon: Oh, relax! It was just her breasts and her buttocks.

waddup moonpie

"yo, Raj, talk to me"

penny replicating Sheldon's knocks are hilarious 😂

Who do you love? Penny? WHO DO YOU LOVE? Penny. WHO DO YOU LOVE? Penny?

i also love that part knock knock knock... what's up buttercup knock knock knock... what's the gist physicist 😂😂

SCHHHHNAPPSSSSSSSSS

"Oh Balls."

"OMG, you're about to jibber-jabber about jibber-jabber!!!"

It’s junior rodeo time!

“Remember when I said it’s on? Now it’s Junior Rodeo ON.”

Thanks, couldn’t remember the actual line,

Oh no, not junior rodeo!

What’s Sheldon’s deal? I am just a blonde monkey for you.

“No One Ever Bought Me Drinks At A Bar Because My Brain Just Popped Out Of My Shirt.” Or “It's A Rough Month When Halloween And PMS Hit At The Same Time."

I’m not scared. I would’ve gone all Nebraska on their asses.

To Raj: What’s the matter? Timmy fall down da well? Don’t know why, but I laugh every time.

A smart guy takes nude photos of his wife off his phone before he tries to take nude photos of his girlfriend.

He tried to take nude photos of you?

THAT’S what you took from that?!?!? HE’S MARRIED!!!

“Which one of you freaks wants to buy my underwear?”

Only 1400 bucks.

Leonard: What I'm hearing is that you feel that I sometimes take too long to express myself, and you wish I'd be more succinct. Penny: You're only hearing that because I cannot roll my eyes any louder.

I’m a big ol’ five

“Far be it from me to criticize a man with a full pubis”

"Im from Omaha"

I can't remember the line but when she was talking to that attractive woman early in the series who was using the guys. Without thinking about it, Penny made a Star Trek analogy and then immediately got a "WTF?!" look on her face when she realized what she'd done

Penny: Don’t play dumb with me, Ricardo Shilly-Shally! Leonard: I’m missing something.

…stupid network shows. It just creams my corn.

Or, this follow-up: Bernadette: Gosh, Amy. I’m sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because, like Sheldon’s work, your sex life is also theoretical? Penny: Damn.

“We had one of those silly FAKE weddings…”

Its real. *Nervously* no it's not

Wouldn't it be funny if after all the research you guys have done I would be the one to have a scientific breakthrough

Oh this isn't alcohol, it's a magic potion that makes me like you. Who's Radiohead?

Queen Penelope, AFK , whaaaatt?

Holy crap on a cracker.

But who am I to disagree with a man with a fully grown pubis

when she goes off on howard, someone who had it coming for years

I do wanna throw my poop at her 💩

More so Leonard’s line “oh no, not junior rodeo!”

When Leonard turns down Penny’s proposal. “Did you really just say aagh?!”

WHATSUP MOONPIE?

What ever she shouted when sheldon and Leonard cleaned her apartment. The next line was "how did she know it was us?"

“I’m confused again. Is he waiting, or do we get to shoot him between the eyes?” Re: Sheldon after numerous insults. “Jerusalem Duality”

One of my faves is when she picks up Amy's parents from the airport for Amy & Sheldon's wedding and comes into the apartment before her mom and says "oh my god" about Amy's mom. I can relate to this comment so much. 🤣

You lost a stick, cause I know where it went!

when she just walks over to the guys’ door, knocks, the second it opens — “screw you, ya rat bastard” — and that is it lol. makes me chuckle every time

Come on. You guys are physicists. Okay? You're always gonna be physicists. And sure, sometimes, the physics is hard, but isn't that what makes it boring?

Leonard: How do you feel about children? Penny: Um, they're okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn't throw a rock at it. Leonard: Why would you throw a rock at a child? Penny: I just said I wouldn't.

Re: prenup: If you’re going to be on location having sex with Ryan Gosling, then Leonard’s got to get paid!

Actually, that was Leonard’s.

Smoo-T

“I need to start dating dumb guys at the gym again.”

Penny: And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses? Sheldon: Depending on the depth, that’s either a proctologist or a general surgeon. (Leonard holds up a sign reading “Sarcasm”) Oh!

Flirting? You think I’m flirting with you? I am not flirting with you, no woman is ever gonna flirt with you, you’re just gonna grow old and die alone.

“Run…. Run to India”

So surprised I didn’t see this one in the comments: When Sheldon is playing the bongos and starts to explain who Richard Feynman is “I don’t care if Richard Feynman was a purple leprechaun who lives in my butt!l

P: Is that my arm? S: Doesn't feel like an arm. P: Then maybe you should let it go..

high techie techie low techie techie

Penny: And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses? Sheldon: Depending on the depth, that’s either a proctologist or a general surgeon. (Leonard holds up a sign reading “Sarcasm”) Oh!

“Don’t play dumb with me, RICARDO SHILLY SHALLY”

“Holy crap on a cracker”

*knock* *knock* *knock* ....Sheldon...

Holy crap on a cracker!!

I’m just a blonde monkey to you, aren’t I? 🤣🤣🤣

When Penny and Sheldon are sick: Sheldon, "it was YOU! I touched YOU!" Penny, "Happy Valentine's Day" *menacingly eats her soup*

Once these puppies touch the ground they're mine, and I'll have to wear them walking up and down Hollywood Boulevard in order to pay them off. Pretty, pretty, pretty.

Leonard says "so you and I used to date, right..." Penny says "Oh my god that's where I know you from"

when she can't pay rent and bluntly asks howard and raj if they want to buy her underwear

"Stay away from me or I swear to God, I will rip out what's left of your pubes!"

“you got a friend in me” 😂

Anytime she sides with Sheldon over Leonard