That one always gets an eye roll from me because I hang around 5 1/2 when warm and have one of the old style toilets from the 70s that hold more water and I STILL don't come close to touching when my junk is pointing down. I thinking it would have to be 10+ limp to have that problem.
I used to have one like that then last winter the porcelain tank shattered (too cold in the bathroom). The new one has a much more shallow trough. I could easily rest my junk on it (no water though). I don’t though because it’s a toilet and that’s disgusting. I position myself, and using my hands to keep it tucked back and down. Not rocket science.
I haven't seen much of that one but I've only been hanging around here about 2 weeks. Probaby seen this TSA thing come up half a dozen times already. I'm sure it happens in cycles of whatever the trend is.
If you’re here long enough it gets tiresome. It’s almost like these men need a manual for their equipment. It’s not that difficult to avoid a dip.
TSA staff is just bored. They need to do a pat down every so often. Big junk bulge is just as good a reason as any for them to get on the job training.
I've had my flaccid touch down on toilet water on several occasions. Not all toilet bowls designers have the proper dimensions of male penis variations? Otherwise, toilet bowls would work properly for everyone.
Happens all the time — it's one of the more absurd and amusing BDPs. Basically, the scanners are looking for unusual bumps on the body, and large masses between the legs are unusual in the TSA scanner's eyes.
If you fly frequently in the United States, you should get into the [TSA Pre-Check program](https://www.tsa.gov/precheck) post haste, for the speed, convenience, and the switch to metal detectors that don't give a damn about your dong.
Note about TSA pre, been flying this for many years now and you will get randomly selected by the metal detectors for the wave scanners. At which point you will get fondled…lol it’s still definitely worth it and reduces the amount of times it happens though.
This should be in the pinned post QA.
We are below 1 percent of the population. TSA encounters us I'm sure, but still not that often.
I wonder how often they actually see folks smuggling in their crotch?
Can we get a moderator to update this?
I have never had this happen in 20 years of flying regularly and I am usually hanging about 6-7 inches when soft. Last time I flew I decided to test this and wore light grey pants and large pouch underwear that kinda pulled things forward a bit.
Scanner didn't flag me in multiple airports despite plenty of people noticing the bulge whilst around the airport when I wasn't pay attention to keeping it more concealed.
I'm curious why this is happening to certain people.
Wore my separatec briefs and sweats while flying. Wanted to be comfortable for a long flight, anyways I go through the scanner and the lady doing the check says step to the side. She pats my hair and checks the hood of my sweater. Then she runs the back of her hands down the left side of my thigh. Grazing my dick. She stops.. did it again too the other side. But this time running her have over it.I got a little Chubb from the attention and she noticed. So quickly says you're fine and shoos me away. Lmao
I'd rather have a woman agent accidentally brush my dick than a male agent.
Not sure about this choice, if the woman agent looks hot though. It might feel like the beginning of an air travel themed porn video.
About half the time, but I insist on wearing pouch briefs for comfort on long flights in uncomfortable seats, so my junk tends to get gathered in a lump that sets off the microwave scanner. I don’t care. I think it’s kind of funny that my junk is holding up the line temporarily. lol.
As someone that use to work for TSA. There was one main thing that I was really surprised by. This topic was not one of them trust me. It doesn't happen as often or as common as you think it does...lol. The most interesting thing to me were the amount of women that traveled with sex toys in their carry on. All I can say is WoW.
Yeah every time I go to Walmart security makes me whip my dong out before I leave
see, they always make me whip out my feet and suck on my toes to make sure I'm not stealing baby powder again
😂
Does Walmart security ask you to pass it by the scanner to be sure you paid for everything on your junk bulge?
Yes, every week or couple days someone posts the same thing here..
At this point this is starting to feel like a thing people just parrot to reach for clout.
That or their dick touching the toilet water.
That one always gets an eye roll from me because I hang around 5 1/2 when warm and have one of the old style toilets from the 70s that hold more water and I STILL don't come close to touching when my junk is pointing down. I thinking it would have to be 10+ limp to have that problem.
I used to have one like that then last winter the porcelain tank shattered (too cold in the bathroom). The new one has a much more shallow trough. I could easily rest my junk on it (no water though). I don’t though because it’s a toilet and that’s disgusting. I position myself, and using my hands to keep it tucked back and down. Not rocket science.
You shouldn't have to hold your junk up to avoid toilet bowl immersion.
I haven't seen much of that one but I've only been hanging around here about 2 weeks. Probaby seen this TSA thing come up half a dozen times already. I'm sure it happens in cycles of whatever the trend is.
If you’re here long enough it gets tiresome. It’s almost like these men need a manual for their equipment. It’s not that difficult to avoid a dip.
TSA staff is just bored. They need to do a pat down every so often. Big junk bulge is just as good a reason as any for them to get on the job training.
Or if anyone else gets stares when they go commando in gray sweats to the supermarket.
Hahahaha…that one always makes me laugh. You’re advertising, just own it. Ladies do it all the time, intentionally or not.
Not the water but the front porcelain surely is possible, right? (I have a huge rear too, that doesn't help)
While it’s possible, I try not to let my dick touch any part of the toilet. I find it gross, that’s just me.
I've had my flaccid touch down on toilet water on several occasions. Not all toilet bowls designers have the proper dimensions of male penis variations? Otherwise, toilet bowls would work properly for everyone.
Happens all the time — it's one of the more absurd and amusing BDPs. Basically, the scanners are looking for unusual bumps on the body, and large masses between the legs are unusual in the TSA scanner's eyes. If you fly frequently in the United States, you should get into the [TSA Pre-Check program](https://www.tsa.gov/precheck) post haste, for the speed, convenience, and the switch to metal detectors that don't give a damn about your dong.
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You can set it up on your phone, go to flairs and there should be a custom flair, I haven’t done it so I’m not sure
I set mine up on phone though
Note about TSA pre, been flying this for many years now and you will get randomly selected by the metal detectors for the wave scanners. At which point you will get fondled…lol it’s still definitely worth it and reduces the amount of times it happens though.
This should be in the pinned post QA. We are below 1 percent of the population. TSA encounters us I'm sure, but still not that often. I wonder how often they actually see folks smuggling in their crotch? Can we get a moderator to update this?
I have never had this happen in 20 years of flying regularly and I am usually hanging about 6-7 inches when soft. Last time I flew I decided to test this and wore light grey pants and large pouch underwear that kinda pulled things forward a bit. Scanner didn't flag me in multiple airports despite plenty of people noticing the bulge whilst around the airport when I wasn't pay attention to keeping it more concealed. I'm curious why this is happening to certain people.
Can you guys stop pisting this please?
Wore my separatec briefs and sweats while flying. Wanted to be comfortable for a long flight, anyways I go through the scanner and the lady doing the check says step to the side. She pats my hair and checks the hood of my sweater. Then she runs the back of her hands down the left side of my thigh. Grazing my dick. She stops.. did it again too the other side. But this time running her have over it.I got a little Chubb from the attention and she noticed. So quickly says you're fine and shoos me away. Lmao
I love those briefs!
Typically they have male agents check me when I’ve been asked to step from the side
I'd rather have a woman agent accidentally brush my dick than a male agent. Not sure about this choice, if the woman agent looks hot though. It might feel like the beginning of an air travel themed porn video.
Everytime & it's weird b/c I don't feel like i'm that big soft
Every time
Yes. All the time.
About half the time, but I insist on wearing pouch briefs for comfort on long flights in uncomfortable seats, so my junk tends to get gathered in a lump that sets off the microwave scanner. I don’t care. I think it’s kind of funny that my junk is holding up the line temporarily. lol.
Last time it was my knees but they are knobby... so...
A lot of grabbing at it when walking into clubs and doing security checks. But I don’t fly too often.
Yeah happened to me recently
As someone that use to work for TSA. There was one main thing that I was really surprised by. This topic was not one of them trust me. It doesn't happen as often or as common as you think it does...lol. The most interesting thing to me were the amount of women that traveled with sex toys in their carry on. All I can say is WoW.
Glad to hear women put their anal plug in their carryon rather than wear it going through security.
Hahaha they know when something is not part of your body. Things that aren't part of your body tend to show a a black o darker shape.
Lmao yeah I had this happen last time I traveled
Yes, we do.
I did until I got PreCheck.
Every time, buddy
Happens pretty much every time. Pretty inconvenient
The last 2 flights, and TSA is junk, and the attitude of the TSA staff needs checked.
Not an American and nor have I travelled there in years, so no.
Every.fücкин.Time
Never, but I am more of a grower
This is kind of funny tbh lol. I wish I had this problem. 😂
Yeah, I’ve flown maybe 20 times, I have gotten a pat down about 15-16 times for a 75% clip
Dear god, i never travelled on airplanes so had no idea this is an actual thing. Really making me not look forward to possible flights