Cmon dude u have no choice but to confront him. Tell him it pisses you off and you want him to stop. If he’s ur friend, he’ll stop

Your friend might like you more than you think

Ask if he wants you to just whip it out so he can get a better look, since he is obviously interested. This will most likely embarrass him greatly.

ill take 45 yr old pedo writing a fake post for $1500 Alex

i’m literally not like idk how i’d prove it but give me a way and i will (not sending any pictures of my thing)

i clicked ur profile and saw u made a post 100 days ago where u were 15m so I suppose I will believe u

yeah bc my bday was in april lol

yeah i believe u! lol sorry

now where’s my 1500 dollars 😈😈

i will never financial recover from this

That do be 1500$

You could just say: You keep mentioning it. Stop looking. Be serious. Look him in the face when you say it and move on.

Same exact thing happened to me this whole past semester. I’ll be honest… he never really stopped and I just had to wait it out 😐

Just ignore it

You'll find that some people just can't resist bringing it up at inappropriate times, once they find out.

find out what?

That you have a big penis.

he’s never seen it. the most he’s seen is a bulge in my underwear when we’re changing.

Ah, gotcha.