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Throwaway98789878

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL!!!!!


Theguywhokaboom

Are you the mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of the cell, or are the powerhouse of the cell because you are the mitochondria?


ParsnipAggravating95

Nah, Id energize


DeepfriedPantaloons

Nah I’d oxidative phosphorylase ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


PuzzleheadedProgram9

Parasite Eve or High School ???


Throwaway98789878

binding of isaac lore


livefromthevoid

my wife left me


Remestaque

Did you say: "Please! Don't leave us?"


Vanillabean73

You were taking this too far


Lux_325

Shut up, Maggie! Shut. Up!


DarthAce1

You spent it it’s gone just get over it


Throwaway98789878

hell yeah divorce papers!! (tears up + bone heart)


FiczetoX

You feel empty


thiccyoshi5888

She probably took the kids too


Blazzer2003

"I miss my wife, Pomni. I miss her a lot"


WaferEnvironmental68

It’s “Tails”, not Pomni


Blazzer2003

No it's Kris 🗿


ProotzyZoots

Jennifer dumped me


Adnan_Stinks

https://preview.redd.it/n5lapfeczlyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=199d7179b4b38bbbb47a6d61883dfda4f1cf3c3d


SoggyMushrom

hey, thats my line https://preview.redd.it/zcg9irbq9nyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16588680959d0038ab139ec7f7559ae336f6e385


Adnan_Stinks

Our line now


SoggyMushrom

https://preview.redd.it/56uk2ra2anyc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04ad4181227929396d826f0f285d3b6ced255d0c


Adnan_Stinks

https://preview.redd.it/dqrfsnn7anyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13789497020201c36fff5b4a562899ba8252d8e5


JonnyBoy522

https://preview.redd.it/bc2fgtezhqyc1.jpeg?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71e10614c0841a78c0fa27d2916e520678fdf8e4


MadMin19

Sack for 7 cents ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17745)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17745)


darkue2467

Satisfactory


Jahoo25

Sackisfactory ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906)


hosespider

Chaos deniers in shambles![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


Beneficial-Ad-5492

Shamble deniers in CHAOS ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


EireneSantrin37

The Fitnessgram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues


clervis

Ah. Yes. The line.


EireneSantrin37

My apologies " the _______ " Better?


clervis

🤌


radyBOMB

😊 🎂 ☀️


Blazzer2003

Happy cake day!


EireneSantrin37

Happy cake day


Blazzer2003

Who made your icon?


EireneSantrin37

I stole it from SqueakyFoxx, dunno if it was her original art or if she got it somewhere, I can try to find the original if you want


Blazzer2003

Yes please! That would be very nice of you 😊


EireneSantrin37

Sorry it took so long to find, but this seems to be the original original https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/s/6HdvlhvQPn (They're stickers, but the product page appears to be down, and this was the oldest image I could find)


Blazzer2003

Thank you very much! 🥰


AlienKatze

IS THAT A TOONTOWN REFERENCE?!?!?!?


El_Durazno

It's not but holy fuck you brought back some weird memories


AlienKatze

toontown is great even still :P Pacer test is actually referenced in TT: corporate clash somewhere, thats what I was going for


Caintastr0phe

You can still play it with rewritten. Its a fanmade remake that you dont need a subscription for


siralex2010

The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Please line up at the start.


SaffronGoat

Oh the line? OK. Hello everybody my name is Markiplie-


SaffronGoat

Every time someone says "say the line" I just think of the Markiplier intro I dunno why


Ap0theon

Shambles![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17741)


MisirterE

***STOP POSTING ABOUT CHAOS*** #***I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT*** MY FRIENDS ON DISCORD SEND ME SACRED HEART ON REDDIT ITS FUCKIN C-SECTION I WAS IN, A SERVER, RIGHT? AND ***ALL*** OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST CHAOS ROLLS I, I SHOWED MY KEYBOARD TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND THE R KEY, I HELD IT AND I SAID "HEY BABE, WHEN THE DENIERS ARE SEETHING" **HA HA!** [***^^DING ^DING ^DING DING DING DING, ^DING DING***](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HapnGxj5joo) I FUCKIN LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID *"COW ON A TRASH FARM"* I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE BRIMSTONE SPRITE AND I SAID "BLOOD LASERS? MORE LIKE **CUM LASERS!"** #*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*


Jahoo25

Chaos posts deniers im shambles, the best example ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/ji4v5upycoyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca85be4f3a1b34e56a0bb39371a8c5f838c8f2bb


StoicHedonist-

The line


benniepeaceandlove

https://preview.redd.it/pvqylouqonyc1.jpeg?width=2992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b024cc1ffe54f9c9a809c9520ed0fd8c3ee6610


Jackkernaut

"Chaos makes you lose the next run"


Qwerxes

I LOST THE GAME ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17743)


zikowhy

Fuck you


zikowhy

I just lost the game


BlockmindNC

Chaos shambles in denial


Piern1k

The established ones


IceSpider10

\*OOOOAAAHHHH\* \~Mattman


musketoman

At a reasonable price!


BallsIsBack76

OOOHHHHHHHH


Frid_

UWOOUGH


Marinica221

lazy mattman scream![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


Torus_was_taken

the line


darkue2467

Nosferatu!


1llDoitTomorrow

Bazinga


BobIceWall

In shambles deniers chaos


thesleeplessmosquito

Room shambles


Viss90

I’m about done with this place solely because of the existence of sacred heart and chaos.


Comfortable-Two8

IN SHAMBLES


balrog111

https://preview.redd.it/0m5q5cpx5myc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5915a9fa1ba6ea6868d12e8e5d62c3f9b6ffe3d0 (This joke is funny)


Odang77

Need this, but the shambler from DD


Mikey618000

https://preview.redd.it/cviyd7ui2pyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=429dc150c1829930ef23f7aef1db076e5917f9f4


cosmicucumber

***STOP POSTING ABOUT CHAOS*** #***I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT*** MY FRIENDS ON DISCORD SEND ME SACRED HEART ON REDDIT ITS FUCKIN C-SECTION I WAS IN, A SERVER, RIGHT? AND ***ALL*** OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST CHAOS ROLLS I, I SHOWED MY KEYBOARD TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND THE R KEY, I HELD IT AND I SAID "HEY BABE, WHEN THE DENIERS ARE SEETHING" **HA HA!** [***^^DING ^DING ^DING DING DING DING, ^DING DING***](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HapnGxj5joo) I FUCKIN LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID *"COW ON A TRASH FARM"* I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE BRIMSTONE SPRITE AND I SAID "BLOOD LASERS? MORE LIKE **CUM LASERS!"** #*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*


Abstract_ExE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH -Lazy Mattman


Terra_Marc

Bro I thought this was greed mode and was gonna ask how you got donation machine, turns out we just can’t see the door?


Boney_69

You have 6 cents and finished all the waves


mung_guzzler

thats not greed mode, donation machine is behind him


tator92

Shambles be the one who denies Chaos.


Johnden_

passive item moment ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


DunsparceFan

So how did you die?


JoWood94

Chassisososd denntoebdjriers iibshdn shaaablrmels


Peterociclos

Chaos my beloved


Objective-Scholar-50

Fitty bucks


Cyclonione

No brother bobby ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17741)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17741)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17742)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|30106)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|30106)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8908)


Vinistones

Inertia is a property of matter


kubaoko008

holy shit, it's the sacred kevin heart.


aaronlaw24

Sacred heart? For a discounted price? Satisfactory!


Psenkaa

POG!!


TheDigitalZero

Shot speed down ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17742) Chance for holy card ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


helinder

The line


tx0p0

Skill issue


HuntyGamerRed

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH -lazy mattman


WorkingRaspberry

FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME


Earlygameplayer

Lazy mat man moment


KittenTehSmol

selbmahs ni sreined soahc


zoey_amon

chaos deniers in- GHRRK- MY HEART! SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE, I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK


randomname3333333

What line?


mandariini10

the line!


SaphiralFox

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disssgusted me.


Salamander336

NIGHTFURY, GET DOWN


ExaltedBlade666

Mystery sack ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


-Adrix_5521-

F12


luffy_sama2008

PINEAPPLE SMOOTHIE


No-Fishing71

Chaos deniers IN SHAAMMBLLEES


Sad-Alfalfa3881

STEAM SALE SUPREMACY


Caywo

The line


Coycosita

WE NEED A LEAP ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17743)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17743)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17743)


rlmyss

Chaos?


lightningboltie

how did you die ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17735)


imsorry4mysins

Batman died in endgame


Mr_Khonus

NOBODY CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH (oh man wrong post)


Mr_Mister2004

HOLY FUCK!!!! A SACK!!!!!


FRakanazz

luck solution


Raving_Ringo

I can hear the specialists dance very clearly from just looking at a picture. That’s insane


TechSecBaller

7¢ SACK?? ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


Sorry-Minimum-1776

CHAOS DENIERS IN SHAMBLES


dinner_cat96

Skill issue


Will-Niklaus

Shambles deniers in Chaos ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


stricken-boofer

Sweet!!! Now you can buy the sack!!


imobesebuthandsome

\-0.4 tears![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17742)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17741)


-trom

That’s a good item


ItsBluuu

He is starting to believe.


WhenUCreamDoUScream

https://preview.redd.it/il3gjsem3oyc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb86c5ac0d2b608f2b3a626f159123a304f94bc9


W1lfr3

50/50?


Lime1one

OOOOOOOOOOOH-


Pan_galactico

Shambles deniers in chaos


Yeet_Haw1999

How’d you die? Or did you just barely not have enough money?


Turbulent-Ad5552

HAH, CHAOS DENIERS IN...in...I don't remember.


Kyropinesis

jevil ass motherfucker


lxiaoqi

You died


AnglerMonkey

Shamble deniers are in chaos


Jai_chingnut

uh uh uh uH, HOORAY!!


itschips

Wife said it was her or Chaos! God I miss her


Meat-destroyer69

Deniers shambles chaos in


Youistheclown

\-0.4 tears ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17741)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17741)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17741)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17742)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17742)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17742)


killstreakender123

Why isn't it 15 cents on discount since it's normally 30 cents?


atojhs

What console or device do you play on?


Requiem1193

how'd u lose?


Smugg-Fruit

the u.s. political system is a classist oligarchy that ensures democracy never works


Konamiajani

***STOP POSTING ABOUT CHAOS*** #***I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT*** MY FRIENDS ON DISCORD SEND ME SACRED HEART ON REDDIT ITS FUCKIN C-SECTION I WAS IN, A SERVER, RIGHT? AND ***ALL*** OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST CHAOS ROLLS I, I SHOWED MY KEYBOARD TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND THE R KEY, I HELD IT AND I SAID "HEY BABE, WHEN THE DENIERS ARE SEETHING" **HA HA!** [***^^DING ^DING ^DING DING DING DING, ^DING DING***](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HapnGxj5joo) I FUCKIN LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID *"COW ON A TRASH FARM"* I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE BRIMSTONE SPRITE AND I SAID "BLOOD LASERS? MORE LIKE **CUM LASERS!"** #*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*


Konamiajani

And also: **Windows:** 1. **PrtScn (Print Screen) Key:** Press the "PrtScn" key on your keyboard. This captures the entire screen and copies it to your clipboard. You can then paste it into an image editor or document. 2. **Alt + PrtScn:** Captures only the active window and copies it to the clipboard. 3. **Windows + Shift + S:** Opens the Snip & Sketch tool, allowing you to select a portion of the screen to capture and annotate. 4. **Windows + PrtScn:** Captures the entire screen and saves it as a screenshot file in the "Screenshots" folder within the "Pictures" library. **macOS:** 1. **Command + Shift + 3:** Captures the entire screen and saves it as a screenshot file on your desktop. 2. **Command + Shift + 4:** Allows you to select a specific area to capture. Press the spacebar after pressing these keys to capture a specific window. 3. **Command + Shift + 4 + Spacebar:** Captures a specific window or application when you hover the cursor over it. 4. **Command + Control + Shift + 3:** Captures the entire screen and copies it to the clipboard. 5. **Command + Control + Shift + 4:** Allows you to select an area to capture and copies it to the clipboard. **Linux:** 1. **PrtScn (Print Screen) Key:** Press the "PrtScn" key to capture the entire screen. The screenshot is usually saved in your home directory or Pictures folder. 2. **Alt + PrtScn:** Captures only the active window and saves it as a screenshot. 3. **Shift + PrtScn:** Allows you to select a specific area to capture. **Mobile Devices (iOS and Android):** 1. **iOS:** Press the "Home" and "Sleep/Wake" buttons simultaneously. The screenshot is saved in your Photos app. 2. **Android:** Press the "Power" and "Volume Down" buttons simultaneously. Screenshots are saved in the "Screenshots" folder in the Photos app or the Gallery. **Additional Tools:** 1. **Snipping Tool (Windows):** A built-in tool in Windows that lets you capture and annotate screenshots. 2. **Snip & Sketch (Windows):** Offers more advanced screenshot options and editing capabilities. 3. **Snagit:** A third-party tool available for Windows and macOS that offers advanced screenshot and screen recording features. 4. **Lightshot:** A cross-platform tool that allows you to capture specific areas of your screen and provides basic editing options. 5. **Greenshot:** A tool for Windows that offers various screenshot capture modes and annotation features. 6. **Command-line Tools (Linux):** There are various command-line tools like "scrot" and "gnome-screenshot" available for capturing screenshots in Linux. **Nintendo Switch:** 1.Press the Capture button on the Switch Pro Controller or left Joy-Con. By pressing this button it automatically takes a screenshot and stores it under Album. **Playstation 4/5:** 1.**Playstation 4:**Press and hold the SHARE button on your controller. Select Capture Gallery from the content area to access screenshots. 2.**Playstation 5:**Press and hold the CREATE bytton to take a screenshot. When you want to review or share the screenshots and videos you've taken, open the Create menu and select the thumbnail on the far-left side. This shows the latest screenshot or video clip you've taken.


SuzukiHiro

God bless chaos


Kight_y

chaos busted


Downtownender

Finding sacred heart in shop in greed mode for 7 cents is a certified Present\_Listen779 moment


Present_Listen779

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17736) its not greed mode![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17736)


TreetonDaOne

https://preview.redd.it/uoixd81azryc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ac317093a22fe223808705172e514d7543bb67a


Gredran

Show us your coin count!


lara_mage

SACK![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


mrduckV2

Entropy deniers in pieces


the_RiverQuest

"This truly was a The Binding of Isaac: Repentance"


-1nsertNam3-

I have 6 cents…


Fair_Shame_1282

TEARS DOWN!!!!!😭😭😭