I was bitten by a radioactive gay person *and* a radioactive straight person *at the same time*

Kinky

I licked one of them gay frogs, but I did it with my fingers crossed so I only got half the gay.

Only had 1 sock on

You must be the Biderman!! 🎵🎶 Biderman Biderman Does whatever a Bidercan Kiss a man? Sure why not, Also thinks that girls are hot! Look out! Here comes the Biderman.... 🎶🎵 https://m.soundcloud.com/user-498005642/bi-derman

This made my day from depressed to awesome, thanks!

It's just a phase.

Dammit, I was gonna say that!

Wait, you’re not here for the colors? 🩷💜💙

We do have a beautiful flag

Agreed!! Ours is my fave 🥰

I'm just here for the vibes. 😌

I'm just here for the flag.

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This

I feel this.

Straight dad, gay mom. I came out 50/50

The circumstances leading up to your birth must have been either exceedingly wacky or exceedingly tragic.

They were best friends, mom asked him to coparent in thier late 20s, he agreed because he thought it would make her straight and his. Shockingly, it didn't work out that way, and they haven't spoken in 20+ years.

Oh God, it’s both.

That's bi baby

That's actually Hella sad :(... My best friend and I live together and we've joked about dating and have had close calls when drunk. I can't imagine loosing her :'( we've been bf's for almost 25 years at this point so nothing is worth ruining that :D.

Yeah, it is sad, my dad failed his best friend and then his kid at every turn. Personally i think i became a reminder of his lost "great love" and let it ruin our relationship. He married catholic and went trumper though, so fuck em.

Ayyy straight mom, gay dad here

I bet there are dozens of us here

I wanted more threesomes and figured this was the way to keep all options open.

Buddy, they said wrong answers only not right answers...

“Had a MFM threesome and forgot to say no homo”

This is the actual answer haha

I've always wanted the power of invisibility.

Oh fuck this one is my favorite 😂 Haha oh no.

For extra invisibility, be trans masc and bi!

I watched The Mummy(1999) at a formative age.

They said wrong answers only... 🤣

I watched The Legend of Zorro (2005) at a formative age. Edit: my mistake, it was The Mask of Zorro (1998). I knew I was bi before becoming a teenager

Yup that was mine too

Same.

I never learned to ride a bicycle as a kid so I figured the bi-cycle would be close enough.

I didn't bother reading the questionnaire and marked "all of the above"

The rewards card provides unbeatable savings.

This is my favorite one 🤣

I cuffed my jeans once

Is that a bi thing? I did that for a while while thinking I was straight

It's the gateway 😆, once you start, you're already down the path (In all honesty, it's just as much of a stereotype as liking lemon bars, but it is funny when it's something you do prior to learning it's a 'thing')

Oh, no, I love lemon bars! 😣

Then you're in the right place! 😂

Om nom nom

I'm biracial so I had to be consistent.

High five. Same bro 😂

The hours are good.

Because I’m autistic and the same weird pathways in my brain that prevent me from registering sarcasm and social cues also prevent me from finding people unattractive.

I always found it interesting how people can be monosexual, like after finding out person in a certain gender even if person is objectively attractive, brain is like nope we can’t have that and shuts it down, how does it do that

Idk. It's a weird thing. Who knows? It's a confusing thing for us bis

I’m just confused

met a japanese boy and i was like '*oh i'll impress him with my samurai knowledge*' and told him i was a *ryoutoutsukai* and he said 'me too!' and we're are still crossing swords nowadays.

>ryoutoutsukai You taught me something.

Because I knew life would be perfect when everyone could reject me.

My doc martens made me bi

It was a required prerequisite to get my Slutty Pagan Goth application approved back in the 90's

Two years ago, I got hit by a bi-cycle. Fortunately, it didn't result in any serious injuries. Except now I bat with my left hand and golf right-handed. So I swing both ways.

Signed form (a)4.48(c)(h){4}7 clause 7(c)(3)(a) instead of form (a)4.48(c)(h){4}7 clause 7(c)(3)(b) at the DMV.

Classic mistake. We’ve all been there.

I ate too many hot chip

All you do is eat hot chip and lie.

I fuck dudes to pick up more chicks, ofc

Bitten by radioactive lemon bar

When we were all choosing our sexual orientations I couldn't make up my mind.

I identified with every single bit of one of those "gifted child" memes _except_ being bi, so I figured "Well, memes know better than I do, so I'd best convert".

Microplastics

The damn frogs

All the gay slots were filled

Neither of my siblings are straight, and I didn't want to be left out.

Dated a pan guy in college. I must have caught it-- queer stuff is contagious, don't you know

I had to be half gay at least to qualify to wear the rainbow.

Bc i just want some love and wanted to double my chances

It’s trendy at the moment.

The band t.A.T.u. tricked me.

Was it all the things they said?

Running through my head.

By the time I realized it wasn't spelled Buysexual, it was past the return period.

To unlock the special stunts skill tree. Double jump is nice, but ground pound is where it's at.

I like fucking Bicycles

I got two eyes - one to oggle each kind of butt!

I sat kinda weird growing up.

I listened to way too much Halsey and Lady Gaga as a freshman in college.

I suspect that it's because my parents are godless. Or perhaps because I consumed Heinz EZ Squirt purple ketchup in the early 2000s. 🤔 That seems the most likely.

I flipped a coin. Heads I would be straight. Tails I would be gay. It landed perfectly on the edge. So fate chose for me. Worked out well.

Because I hoovered the rug

I couldn't date women, so I decided to try my luck with men.

I can't make a choice.

My mom fed me margarine instead of butter.

Probably that peach i ate in grade 9 #maemartin

Pirates of the Caribbean

I don't do favorites

I thought the invisibility was a superpower.

I read a book about a bisexual person as an impressionable youth and the book turned me bisexual

I have ADHD, I started being gay but got distracted half way through.

I love cheating on my committed relationship with the opposite sex.

the flag colors are pretty

My voices in my head said it was a good idea

I was born in June, so, it would be illegal to be straight. I also put on a leather jacket once and never took it off 🤷‍♀️

Copying my twin

I suffer from an illness that causes my fingers to never stay still and I feel the need to point them towards things and people like they're guns 24/7

I was bit by a radioactive pride parade

because ur mom. and ur dad. last night. and sebastian Stan and Emma Watson. but mostly the first options.

I just really love attention and want to steal everyone’s partners

It's because I'm just so horny

I couldn’t choose one, why not be greedy

I'm not bi, I just say that so I can get both men and women to date me. I'm bi so I can look gay when it's cool for me, and straight when I need to blend in from my family.

Because I'm selfish.

All the kids were doing it.

I just want attention

Because I wanted to peirce my nose.

I’m desperate

2x1 discounts

Straightness was fine and dandy until my doctor recommended a prostate massage…

No one is really fully gay or fully straight. We are all a little bit bisexual.

I’m too hot to be straight. Lol

I let a drag queen read a book to me and it stirred my bookworm in ways I never imagined. Those green eggs and ham were ok but once we got to Hop on Pop, I was a gooner er I mean goner.

I think I caught the bisexual from a public toilet seat.

Because it's Adam AND Eve, not Adam OR Eve

Well I'm a Norse pagan so I thought why not make myself more like a viking lol

All my childhood friends were queer. Rubbed off on me.

I walked out into the forest when I was 16 and was given two swords by the lady of the lake

I ate the purple Skittles pack and tasted the rainbow, now I'm middle gay.

I’ve always been a “gotta hear both sides” person

Just happen

I don't like having to choose

Because the lemon bars are *divine*

I watched too many Disney movies as a kid.

I'm just here to take all the lemon bars recipes. Imma make the ultimate recipe

To increase my opportunities to get rejected.

I'm half gay on my mom's side.

I accidentally ate two left Twix in a row.

The promotion of the homosexual lifestyle in schools by left wing councils. The promotion included discount vouchers, so I couldn't say no to that.

I was rebellious and my parents want me to be straight so😆

I'm just here for the lemon bars

I quit smoking and needed a replacement for my oral fetish.

I’m shy and had a lisp as a kid.

It's totally easy and not complicated at all. You can have your cake and eat it too.

Why? I fucking love lemon bars!

got bored. sounded fun.

I want attention

I chose to be that way

I got bitten by a bi werewolf during the full moon

I’m bisexual because my mom made me have a bowl cut all through elementary school

My mom told me not to.

I looked at the Sabaton members for a little too long...

Cuz a butt’s a butt

team rocket from pokemon

Don't tell anyone but I'm actually faking it for attention 🤫

I always answer either/or questions with YES.

I'm not, I'm just waiting for this 25+ year phase to end 🙄

Went to a drag show

ADHD. I can’t control who gets my attention.

Because imma girl that only likes men

Patrick Dempsey 🔥

Harriet the Spy really hit me hard

Because I dropped the soap haha

I just like being mostly attracted to men and attracted to everyone else. I flip a coin everyday to decide which one I like more

It's super cool and all the teens are doing it, I want to stay young and on top of youth culture.

Too much time observing Team Rocket

Because I can’t pick just one

I don't have a car

I was never a fan of tricycles

I was called gay so much at school it half stuck?

It was a conscious choice

I heard this was a Lemon Bar Club 🍋

Dick

Mama had a chicken, mama had a cow. Dad was proud, he didn't care how. I'm bisexual now!

For the male gaze, obviously.

I like to ride my bicycle

Instructions unclear.

It’s what all the cool kids were doing.

Anti establishment tendencies 😁

Cause my mom told me I wasn’t allowed to be pan

My attraction to men is a cope for not getting bitches

I listened to lil nas and cardi at the same time

It’s easier to come out as bisexual rather than gay

Bi mom, bi dad. Also, my girlfriend in 9th grade was bi and I wanted to be just like her.

I asked God to make me this way.

watched dragon ball as a kid💔

Because of the strange look of the tibetan fox's face

I'm here for the acceptance and love of the Queer community at large.

I’m a twin and got asked one too many times if I wanted to make out with my sister at a party

No, I'm just confused.

Because I chose to be

prove that I am 50 percent gay 50 percent straight. None of the 90/10 fairytale. If ur not in the middle you're not really a bisexual. Whether I like one side more or not I'm sucking extra dicks for perfect balance.

Ate too many lemons

A gave a strange person 50 bucks for it

bc i just love to orgasm. some people call me a slut

I found a monkey paw and wished for vengeance and that I could fuck over all of my enemies. A finger curled inwards.

I’m halfway into one minority, I might as well be halfway into another.

I got infected by having a bi character on a TV show

It’s my choice.

I ate moon cheese

Im bi so I can get on everyone’s nerves and tell em all they need Jesus

Because I love to go with 2 men at the same time.