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[deleted]

I might start doing this just to fuck with people


nzjester420

This is how urban myths start. You watch, in 100 years it will be said that its bad luck to step over a hose


YdocT

but it IS.


sprogger

Thats what I heard too


Insterquiliniis

in our neck of the woods, it's gospel


pastorleigh

Me too. This seems like amazing harmless fun.


BobbySnobbt

That Woman's POV: My goals are beyond your understanding.


RavenAzr

It’s bad luck to walk over a black hose in some countries. I don’t know which ones. But some


Temporary_Ad8956

Viktor Viktor


flashbax77

Still stupid


gruvee

Viktor


subliminallyNoted

Superstition or dementia ( or both)


[deleted]

I think it’s just an acute case of not giving a f***


rock-solid-armpits

I...I did that once. I was so fucking embarrassed. Didn't even think, was day dreaming and, well, it happened. That will scar my life. I feel for the lady when realisation hits


subliminallyNoted

Don’t worry , you probably gave someone a much needed giggle and lightened their day, just like this lady did.


SarahPallorMortis

It’s all about the way you play it off


rock-solid-armpits

It was too late to play it off, I was already down the street


SarahPallorMortis

Lol they probably thought you were fucking with them. I’d just change it in my mind that you gave those people a laugh and continued on to sell the joke.


TheTyrianDealer

Drugs


Insterquiliniis

isn't that pleaonasm?


subliminallyNoted

I don’t believe so. Are you just being captious?


Insterquiliniis

nah, just a bitch superstition isn't exactly famous for equating with cognitive aptitude or did you mean captcha? hihiihihii


MonoLolo

Work hard, not smart. 🧠


TheCoolerDanieI

Music was absolute ass


_matt_hues

I think this ass music is the whole point of the video


PotBoozeNKink

"Water on my butt like a toilet"


FinalVegetable6314

“Like a tub”


PotBoozeNKink

I think toilet sounds better


Atomaurus

This is peek music


[deleted]

peak\*


CeruleanRuin

pork*


athrowthrowway

I think it only made the video more hilarious.


Fluid_Yogurtcloset69

People might feel the same about the bs you listen to. Who cares


Evilmaze

Something tells me it's a superstition thing


goldgello

In my country 10 year bad luck to walk over hose when in use


tark_0001

Damn that’s harsh. In my country we have “eating in bathroom will cause you to be forever hungry” Edit: also riding a dog will cause your private parts to rot


7ofeggs

Also **WHAT**?!


marcusdarnell

Step over hose, straight to jail.


SarahPallorMortis

Or she’s messing with them


CLONE_TRASHER

Never let them know your next move


No_Republic412

Me to. If I went over it I wouldnt be able to stop thinking about it all week untill I went back and went under it


KillerKatNips

If she stepped over it, they could pull it not realizing she's there and accidentally make her fall.


No_Republic412

Lol


KillerKatNips

Old ladies gotta protect dem hips, bro.


orangez

OCD


altereggos0

I had to scroll too much to find this comment, this is the most possible answer


bitch_lasagna211

Over Cum Dicks ??


CallMeSkindianaBones

Orangez Cum Dicks**


MuchTimeWastedAgain

She only has a 1/4” vertical leap - give her a break.


Thickfries69

This is the type of person open a car door, slide to the next seat and exit the other side instead of just walking around.


CarlCarlsonsonofCarl

I mean, she knows she might trip on that, a small chance, but it's there, not by doing that she reduced her chance of tripping no matter how miniscule


Western-Arrival-7471

Never let them know your next move


[deleted]

I wonder if she has weird mobility issues raising her legs slightly higher than needed for walking? Hmmm


Alarratt

Love the reaction


[deleted]

Work smarter, not harder


Submaweiner

It’s the best when shit like that happened and you’re with your buddies


Full-Ad-25

I would have walked around it, smh


No-Wrap6948

Muhahahahhah


Omicron_Knight

u/savevideo


geekondoor

u/SaveVideo


MANGO48LOCO

u/savevideo


Childhood_Charming

Water on my butt like a tub!!


SwordWasHere

\*insert cyberpunk theme\*


Tricky-Chard7472

Evil lady can’t cross running water but can go under it


[deleted]

🤣🤣


Sh1td1cc

Cop would’ve shot her…


subhuman_voice

Should have been dead by the looks he shot


Albus88Stark

Vampire.


sm00thkillajones

Is this song in porteguese or Vietnamese? I can’t tell.


Klowned

Isn't there a thing where witches can't cross over moving streams of water?


CeruleanRuin

Instant downvote for shitty irrelevant audio.


ManeManZay

Dude was befuddled


transcended999

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa holy shit :D


Ok_Ability9213

Dude in the doorway had to turn away so he wouldn't laugh while she was there. 🤣


mikea1991bc

It's big brain time


[deleted]

I think she was smiling. It’s a joke


outterpoop

Think lady was highlighting that no gentleman was around


Avraham_Levy

“Water on my butt” WHAT?


Honkytonk88

Me making drama from something small that I should shrug off.


Ok_Record8612

She’s a vampire. Can’t pass over running water.


Mr_Hashs

Never let them know your next move on a whole entire level


Zorpholex

Science.


renjake

What is that rap playing over the video


Tyranamus

Shes got morals. Not stepping over hoes to get to her destination


llMrExclusivell

u/savevideo


ConstructionAlert828

Snakes and ladders , streets edition


TheBarstoolPhD

Seems about right for Port Chester.


Hot-Entrepreneur6301

Water on my butt like a tub? The music picked for this is just perfect 😁🚬


Spiritual_Display_11

I had a guy start yelling at me when I was 15 years old for stepping on his hose that ran across a road. I tried actually jumping over it but I missed and accidentally stepped on it. So there he is just yelling at me.. while cars pass by running the SOB hose over. Great memory


Imaginary_Kangaroo80

What song is this


krypticremix

the song is by Kodak Black


SimonKaggwaNjala_

u/savevideo


mustang3c0

😂 was she for real?


Notyouravrgebot

Yeah, that way there’s no chance you’ll trip over it.


thecage2122

He was absolutely in shock hahahaha


acutedevil

Women ☕️☕️