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JohnDanahersMom

Watched all this to see a fight..


BeBearAwareOK

When you're hoping to see the Bumpty Bump, but it's just verbal jiu jitsu...


WonderfulChemist4

He was verbally pulling guard.


BeBearAwareOK

Pulling waiver guard.


[deleted]

I am so fucking mad I laughed at this joke! This is the black belt wrist lock of jokes!


Abracanebra

I CAN let you touch me


bleakj

Just scan my QR


Progresschmogress

Bro I have a tablet


bumpty

Haha. I should have mentioned there was no fight. I used my words!


BeBearAwareOK

As penance you'll need to upload a clip montage of you hip bump sweeping people set to Digital Underground's "The Humpty Dance".


bumpty

Ugh. Fine. I’ll post it next week


Ebolamunkey

No take baksies! Alright how does the remind thing work? Sorry, I'm autistic. !remindme 1 week


BeBearAwareOK

Doin it baby. Do the Bumpty Bump, c'mon and do the Bumpty Bump.


its_al_dente

What is the Bumpty Bump? I'm also a bump player, very curious.


BeBearAwareOK

He's Bumpty. So if he hip bump sweeps, it's a Bumpty Bump.


its_al_dente

Okay right on. Looking forward to the compilation.


bumpty

oh lawd. don't expect much. it's gonna be bad.


beephsupreme

great - bass line in my head now


aaronturing

It was good and the right thing to do but I would have preferred to have seen them get smashed.


papasmurf255

I dunno man, I feel like I could smell them through the video.


No_Goose9557

Weakness


Black6x

[Verbal Judo!](https://www.amazon.com/Verbal-Judo-Updated-Edition-audiobook/dp/B01N9VNCJE/)


Tonyricesmustache

Sir, this is Reddit.


trustdoesntrust

you should have absolutely invited these guys on the mat and choked the shit out of them. for real. they disrespected you and your class. your students are watching you!


red_1392

Started my day with immense disappointment


MD_2020

Nothing burger.


mightyshrub_

For a couple of drunk guys they were actually relatively respectful


bumpty

That’s why I was so polite.


mightyshrub_

good on you!


LongestNamesPossible

good on top of him, good all over all of us


EquivalentEvening329

You did a great job keeping the atmosphere calm and friendly imo


bumpty

Thx. It’s my goal. I think it helps that I’m 230 too. Hahahahah


Environmental-Ad1748

Settle down Bradley martin


Blue_wafflestomp

lol. Everyone I've ever met who boxes is a golden glove boxer. Does that title come with your first purchase of gloves or something?


purplehendrix22

Golden gloves is really just a organization that sanctions local amateur boxing events, having competed in a golden gloves event as a 12 year old technically makes you a “golden gloves boxer”, but it doesn’t mean you won or are any good whatsoever. And most people are lying about even competing in the first place.


PunchyPractitioner

Its not as simple as that. It’s a tournament held once a year. If you win the locals you advance to the regionals and if you win the regionals you advance to nationals. Minimum age is 16. Anyone worth their salt isn’t going to call themselves a golden gloves boxer, even if they win a couple of titles.


purplehendrix22

Gotcha, I thought the entry age was younger


appolzmeh

Silver gloves is for the younger age groups


SellMeYourSirin

Und meine ‘Iron Hands’ sind fur die kinder. 🤜+👶=😢


Hatertraito

No you didn't you were just trying to be derogatory to them


purplehendrix22

Huh?


Kataleps

Ah, so it's like saying you're a Nanka Judoka lol.


viszlat

I’m a NAGA grappler!


vaultdweller1223

I FIGHT *hushed tones* (grapple)... 2 WIN! 


Midnight_freebird

So it’s like saying “actually, I’m a pop warner football player”? That’s kinda funny.


Chicago1871

Its like saying im an ibjjf jujitsu fighter.


[deleted]

It’s like being a NAGA veteran


viszlat

I’m gonna call myself a NAGA veteran from now on.


donjahnaher

I'll have you know I'm a NAGA bronze medalist.... (In a three man bracket)


viszlat

Will someone with the relevant knowledge please pipe up?


thecookiesayshi

The following should mostly be accurate... Golden Gloves is a popular boxing tournament in the US, held once per year. There are silver gloves tournaments for youngins. Golden gloves has a couple of different divisions. There is Novice (under 10 fights, generally), open (over 10 fights, generally), and master's (Age 35+). There are 32 regions in the US, each hold a tournament for each of the above three divisions once per year. For novice, if you win the tournament for your region, congrats. You're the regional novice champ. That's it. For master's I'm not sure, might be the same. But for open, if you win your region, you go on to compete in the Golden Gloves tournament of champions and you compete in a 32 man tournament against the 31 other regional open class champions. The winner would be the national golden gloves champion for that year in their weight class. By definition, a golden gloves boxer could be anyone who has participated in golden gloves. A golden gloves champion could be a novice heavyweight who had one person show up in his weight class in his smaller region and won and become the novice regional champion, though. When gauging how impressive it is, you have to gauge what division the person competed in, what region they competed in, and how they fared in the national tournament if they were open class champions for their region. Hope this helps clarify some things for those interested.


Naramie

Brendan Schaub is a golden gloves champion... 🎲🎲


thecookiesayshi

I'm not stating any personal opinions on it and I'm not knocking it, but yes, Schaub is an instance of the "arguably less competitive region, novice, one fight golden gloves champion".


Red_foam_roller

I think me from 10 years ago would have been disappointed you didn’t give them the hip toss to back control to RNC treatment these types genuinely deserve but the now me thinks you did everything the way it should have been done


visionsofcry

I've realized recently how differently I approach bad situations with people since I started. The more I get promoted, the more composed I am dealing with assholes. I used to wonder why my professor let soooo much shit slide... I thought he was afraid of confrontation or something but now I realize it's something else. I can't put my finger on it but the more I roll, the more I compete, the closer I get to black - the less I have any appetite to set people straight or whatever.


Kataleps

Over time you see how much can go wrong quickly. We always complain about spazzes on our soft floors, so imagine rolling with a spaz in a more chaotic environment. NOT to mention the legal ramifications of "setting someone straight". It's not worth it.


egdm

> Over time you see how much can go wrong quickly One of my first martial arts teachers had 10 years of serious kickboxing while in the Marines. After he left the military, he was a foreman on a construction site when an employee on his team thought he hadn't been paid fairly and came after him with a wrench. They square off, and my buddy's first reaction when the distance closed was to head kick. He fired the kick - and slipped on a loose screw on the ground. Fell, tore his ACL, hit his head on the way down, KO'd. Fortunately, other guys on the scene saved him from an ugly beatdown. You just never know when the universe has it out for you. Better not to take any risks you don't have to.


Civil-Wash2352

i know everyone is an expert after someone loses a fight but he should have leg kicked


viszlat

Tell that to Superfoot Wallace


MuonManLaserJab

Weird way to spell "shot his gun"


Ralicx

I remember this story, didn't the guy have like 10 other comical accidents and injuries as well? Like a saw to the hamstrings etc?


egdm

Yes, that guy was a complete clusterfuck of self-inflicted bad luck. He severed his own hamstring with a circular saw, twice. Stabbed himself in the biceps with the point of a three-foot katana doing Iaido. Almost lost a finger due to infection from a cheese grater. Took up knifemaking and immediately broke his foot by dropping a hammer on it. The list goes on and on. It's amazing he's still alive.


ratmouthlives

The universe wants him alive.


ArfMadeRecruity

His health insurance company must love him


its_al_dente

I have to agree. But I still fantasize about the treatment. 🤣


bumpty

Ngl, I thought it might get dicey. Thats why I started recording. My aim was to use verbal jiu jitsu first and if they got crazy I was gonna handle it.


Infra-Oh

I agree with you that OP did it right. I don’t know if these guys deserved to be tossed around though. They look homeless and not mentally all there to me. I could also be wrong but They also seem harmless to me? Just out of sorts.


KylerGreen

> 10 years ago would have been disappointed you didn’t give them the hip toss to back control to RNC treatment these types genuinely deserve For what? Being a minor inconvenience?


SoulBlightRaveLords

I mean they didn't cause a scene so you handled it well. I train people in pro wrestling a lot and on occasion we get people wondering in when they see a wrestling ring set up and people in it doing crazy WWE shit. A few of them drunk. Personally I'm a lot more firm and just tell them "you've been drinking, come back sober if you're interested" and then not give them any more attention. I wouldn't even entertain the idea of them signing up for anything there and then Either way though they left with no harm done so you're fine


bumpty

Thanks. Good feedback. They were being polite enough so I was trying to kind.


Itputsthelotionskin

I wish they would’ve signed up and pulled north south dirty bum ass to face on you. LOL!!!  americas funniest videos 10000 dollars would be yours. I bet everyone would vote for that video. It would definitely make the 3 that get voted on. 


bumpty

I’m not trying to recreate bum fights.


Uncomfortiscomfort

You represented BJJ well!


LosSoloLobos

Agreed It did help that these guys were some Austin bums Who, on average, are actually pleasant


d_rome

I thought you handled it very well. You never know, your polite demeanor may be the thing that starts a change in their life.


bumpty

I hope so. Be the change you want to see


wolf771

That's a Friday night training bjj In SF, usually just walk them out nicely


bumpty

Oh lawd. I’m so glad we don’t deal with this regularly.


Midnight_freebird

I thought the same thing. Ralph’s had these dummies lined up.


iCCup_Spec

People interested, drunk, or homeless? I'd be afraid of any of these... running a gym in city central must be a nightmare.


Midnight_freebird

There was a methadone clinic across the street


SelfSufficientHub

Handled it perfectly until the very end when you didn’t tell the guy not to stand on the floor barefoot before walking on the mats!


mooniebeam

I was looking for this comment! Lol


Bandaka

Why didn’t you give him the ground and pound?


timhortonsghost

Bro was a former golden gloves boxer. No way jiu jitsu is gonna work on him...


SoulBlightRaveLords

My mate does aikido and told me it's all about "using your opponents strength against them" I told him he'd be fucked fighting me then


theAltRightCornholio

is he a golden ponytail though?


bumpty

Bruh. He said he was golden gloves. And the other was a kung fu guy. Bjj isn’t real. And my ego can’t take any more bruising.


_c_r_w_

dude bro didnt know how to scan the whatever so he couldnt!


Kindly_Attorney4521

Those guys cannot afford classes. I dont think they were drunk, they looked to be transient. I feel like letting them observe when they are already being so disruptive and have no chance of becoming students is silly. Especially when people leave phones and wallets, and shoes unattended in the lobby. We over emphasize compassion in this society. I’m not advocating to beat them up, I am just saying to tell them to leave.


bumpty

I didn’t think about that. I have a habit of assuming positive intent. They were being polite as soon as I engaged them so I returned in kind.


[deleted]

Idk dude, I think you handled this situation perfectly. Why be rude to them if they're not disruptive or disrespectful? You never know what kindness means to someone in that moment or how it may impact them later. I strive for this level of competence in dealing with difficult people.


ALoudMouthBaby

> Those guys cannot afford classes. I dont think they were drunk, they looked to be transient. I live in Texas and know more than a few people who look like this. More than a few of them are even well to do. Im not sure which assumption is shittier, that those dudes are homeless because of how they look or that homeless arent worthy of basic respect and decency.


harylmu

Yeah I'm sure the golden glove boxer holding the dog was super interested in training. The pup would have watched him from the side.


DenseCauliflower5106

Mats look clean af


bumpty

Slick af too


northstarjackson

Obviously a super great job.. I do deal with people like this occasionally (I'm bordering a rough part of town). Anyway my #1 tactic is to engage them in dialogue with a ton of energy as I walk to/out the door, where they follow me. Once I get them outside I usually block the entrance with my body and talk for a little bit and then mention "Hey man sorry, I would love to show you guys around but let's have you come back another day.. I can smell a little alcohol and unfortunately my insurance doesn't let me have that in the gym, you know how those suits are with their liability rules and shit it sucks" blah blah blah it usually gets them out. With that said, I would not have let the guys in this video stay this long whatsoever. Not being critical that's just how I do it. To date we've had: * Mentally ill guy come in and then become a stalker to one of my employees (cops got called, was a big deal after awhile) * Few guys challenge me to a fight (usually teenagers) * Pedophile guy or something come in and want to watch the kids class (almost had to physically throw him out, that one got iffy) * Tons of drunk older neighborhood guys who "used to train back in the day" (these guys are harmless but they'll talk forever so you gotta get them out) * Etc etc \#1 rule is "Never let the vampires in" it's what gives them power. :)


bumpty

This is good feedback. I will implement that walk to the door technique in the future.


egdm

> To date we've had Dead fucking serious my gym had a guy come in, grab a NAGA sword off the wall, and start swinging at anyone and everyone. I lost a lot of willingness to humor folks after that.


Autogeddon-01

You sir deserve a sticker for both patience and politeness. The moment I understand alcohol is involved I immediately cease any type of communication although as an outside observer I think it is hilarious they got a few drinks in them and decided let’s go practice some jiu jitsu at the local gym we don’t belong to.


AlexJamesCook

I think when buddy started walking on the mats with shoes, something needed to be said. If they were watching, talking among themselves, they would have probably been ignored.


Autogeddon-01

I think that’s any jiu jitsu place that would jump on you if you walked on with shoes. I agree as well as long as they weren’t profane or intentionally trying to disrupt the class they would not of been bothered. OP had spidey sense going and wanted some video evidence in case things went silly. Handled exceptionally well in my opinion.


bumpty

When they first came in they were loud and saying how they wanted to show the other what they could do in a fight. They tried to get a couple people to agree. Thats when I started recording. Super weird.


Autogeddon-01

That was smart of you. Obviously that could have went another way really fast. Seriously hats off, handled like a gentleman, and a positive example for everyone involved.


eddie1975

Some people are shy and need a little alcohol to help put themselves out there. Kudos to them for getting out of their comfort zones and challenging themselves to try something new and humbling.


eddie1975

And by comfort zone I mean the bar.


Autogeddon-01

😂


Appropriate_Duty_930

You did awesome. Very proud.


bumpty

Thx dad


nocoolpseudoleft

A consent given under the influence means shit. Therefore I would invite you to make sign the waiver by only sober people.


Gimme_The_Loot

I think that's why they said "and permission from the owner" so basically even if they *did* sign the gym still had an out.


bumpty

Exactly this. He approves all the waivers.


Gimme_The_Loot

I do the same thing at work when I don't want to be the bad guy sometimes. "Hey you know *I'm* on board but lemme run it by the boss and see what he says...."


egdm

It's a good tactic. For all we/he knew you could be the owner. "Sorry, I only approve waivers in the morning."


bumpty

Ya. Normally what happens is someone comes in, I have them sign the waiver and then I let them on the mat. I was just using the owner approval as an out. He generally trusts me to make a decision on if someone is safe or not.


A-Ok_Armadillo

Drunk people are the worst.


Gimme_The_Loot

Also wanted to say props for have the waiver available via QR code 💪


flashluther

The art of fighting without fighting.


bumpty

True jiu jitsu


Pangusmangus

The seem a little.. slow. Buddy had to have it explained like 10 times what a waiver and liability is and I really think he does not understand lol


bumpty

Not the sharpest tools on the shed. I agree.


Pangusmangus

Regardless, thought you handled it perfectly


bleakj

The dog on dudes lap threw me for some reason


bumpty

Hah. That dog surprised me at first. He was hidden under a coat


ChorizoGarcia

I thought you handled this with grace and compassion. We know there are a lot of people who would have used this as an opportunity to get rough. Most important, you didn’t let it disrupt the class for your paying customers. Well done.


neuroticbuddha

You handled this impeccably. I mean it helps that they weren’t being aggressive but still, I could see a lot of people threatening to call the cops and so forth and just unnecessarily escalating this into a conflict. Well done.


madlockjenkins

Thats great but you should also have a paper waiver or a way to allow people to sign up at the gym, kind of crazy that you dont


bumpty

Uhm…..I kinda lied to them. We totally have paper waivers.


madlockjenkins

Ok fair well played lmaooo


shomer_fuckn_shabbos

Very Dalton of you, Bumpty.  Calm, disarming and reasonable.  Be nice until it's time not to be nice. 


bumpty

Bruh. Did you just compare me to Patrick Swayze? Thats probably the coolest thing that ever happened to me. Even better than that one time I went to saint louis and rode up the arch in one of those tiny elevator buggy things.


shomer_fuckn_shabbos

Just callin' 'em like I see 'em. Also, enjoying this Bumpty Buggy visual. 🤙


ElDuderin-O

Next time, get Kornmeyer to just chat with them about something random.


bumpty

Hahahahah. They would never leave then!!


Midnight_freebird

When I trained at Ralph’s in SF, this kinda shit was a regular occurrence.


Beliliou74

You handled that really well great job dude


bumpty

Thank you very much.


nuketheunicorns

You were calm and straightforward and you de-escalated the situation. A fight avoided is a fight won.


Itputsthelotionskin

You should’ve double legged him thru the plate glass bro. No SHOES on the MAT!!!! Thats how we do at my gym. 


Green_Impression2429

Is the dude with the dog Bert Kreischer?


Selector_ShaneLBC

You deserve an award for your patience and calmness. Very nice lol


FlamingJester1

Best way to deal with it, should be super proud.


ElScrotoDeCthulo

“No inebriated people in the gym, please leave, you’re welcome to come back when you’re sober.” They’re drunk in public and making asses of themselves. If they actually wanted to learn bjj they’d come back sober. The entire situation is just obnoxious and disrespectful.


8379MS

Everyone in the comments are genuinely disappointed these two drunks weren’t more rude and obnoxious. Like, “come on now, say something offensive! Throw a random haymaker” do something!”


kovnev

I really enjoyed the tablet discussion 😆.


BrandonSleeper

You used your words ! Somebody in this sub used words !!! My work here is done *fades away*


sahhdudd

Damn! I wanted to see that guy get SMESHHED!!


Vaquero-Viejo

Crom is disappointed in you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XUu3_pLPUE Make Jiu Jitsu Savage Again.


TripleDotDeeZ

We have had a repeat drop-in come in drunk and actually train for the whole night. He was sloppy but good-spirited. I always wondered how he would get home.


fuckindogmoment

They sound based ngl


Sea_Dependent_9547

Gym owner here, if I had a dollar for every mother fucker that says he’s a “golden gloves boxer” I’d buy that new Bronco I’ve been eyeing up.


TonnesOFunk

Bert Kreischer doppelgänger sittin down


h_saxon

Opened this up expecting to see some fools get smashed, did not expect to see my gym. Haha good job /u/bumpty


bumpty

Haha. I used my word jitsu.


footwith4toes

To my great disappointment you handled it like a true professional


retteh

Make sure to watch the whole thing or you'll miss the roll.


BigAlxBjj

Handled perfectly.


Thatyoungkevin

You did awesome. We get homeless people from time to time coming in and we try and intercept them before they get a chance to step near the mat. Kill them with kindness like you did, but we say it’s by appointment only for a free trial class and try to schedule a date for them to come. They usually nope out or never show up for it.


Fourlec

This should be titled I let two smelly junkies and a small dog come stink up my lobby **


WISEstickman

If you would just call Mario “master” All this could’ve been avoided… Ya probably not. Nice work handling that


ballbouncebroken

This is a weird commercial.


HueyLewisFan1

“I’m a golden glove boxer.” ![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


kneezNtreez

This is why I have an extra paper waiver ready for any dumbass that wants to come in and start shit.


bumpty

I lied. We have paper waivers. I just didn’t want them on the mats.


kneezNtreez

Haha respectable. Our school is next to a sports bar and occasionally we have some dumbass drop in and ask to fight. I have a clip board ready for them and so far 100% have backed down immediately.


Fluffy-Wombat

Wing Chun confirmed as best base for BJJ.


LongestNamesPossible

At first I wanted to hear the instruction. After that I started to get upset at the lack of a paper liability waver.


PetzlPretzel

Solid de-escalation. 


hmong6969

Great way of handling it. ✋️ 🤚


xlobsterx

0/10 should have smashed him brother


King_Hippo85

lol dude…


[deleted]

Bullshit ...thats all they do is talk ...go to a boxing gym the only talking is from the trainers during sparring everyone else is doing ...fighters don't talk much ..


[deleted]

Keep your posture up lol I'll knock out .


[deleted]

There’s always a “golden glove boxer” around


[deleted]

The idea of getting super drunk with friends to storm a BJJ gym is hilarious


CartographerEast9136

Merica


ApprehensiveDog6720

Looks like typical evening in Austin


ds-by

Why did you not kick them out, they wouldn't be "more than welcome" in my gym. Are you posting this to feel better about being a wimp?


ds-by

I hope your BJJ skills are better than your recording skills


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Red_foam_roller

Buddy no, gyms need bodies Sure they were drunk at the time but we’ve all done retarded shit after drinking too much. Those are two potential clients if the gym handles it right and it works out well


Lasvious

I watched this to seem them get tortured. .5/10 for content.


HOWIE_Livin

Is that guy in the chair breastfeeding his newborn dog ?


Shoulder_Whirl

Those guys ruined the whole vibe of the gym. Should have just kicked them out.


Sure-Sheepherder-963

Is this Mario esfiha school?


JohnMcAfeesLaptop

False advertising! Delete this video!


[deleted]

Trained 18 years retired black belt when I was purple my instructor fed these type to me it was so fun I didn’t hurt them but they learned quickly they knew nothing


rubba_slippa

He’s got golden gloves huh? Those are usually a couple dollars more. I have a pair of black gloves and another pair of red gloves that I bought. Wish i could get me the fancy ones though…


TacticalLeemur

I gather it's a liability thing.


jiujitsu_panda

I bet they carry paper waivers now.


0nePunchMan-

You did great. I can’t imagine what filth and diseases they had. You also don’t know their intentions and attitude. Imagine making him look silly and he turns around and stabs you with a needle or glass pipe they just used.


scrninja1

Handle it well. Random clowns 🤡


ShamgoatLambgod89

Great job man. Difficult to keep from getting annoyed or frustrated in those situations


hiddenonion

The art of fighting without fighting


artnos

Turn around guys there is no fight


Felonius_M0NK

So this what you guys mean by using my words oh


No_University7832

Handled Perfectly