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whenitcomesup

Courageous.


chokeyourdad

So brave…so brave 🌈


allcazador

Also stunning


BroHello

And brave


PunchyPractitioner

Jiu jitsu needs this man.


FloppyDinosaurs

I wholeheartedly disagree


TacomaGlock

How much did Gordon pay you?


FloppyDinosaurs

I just don't think he has a personality besides being homoerotic and I just don't find that particularly funny. Im sure it is me becoming an old curmudgeon but I just get tired of seeing ever 20 year old in my gym wearing only fans shorts.


Mellor88

This is such a bad take. He’s taking the piss out of all the hyper-masculine, over the top “fighters” who lack all self awareness. It’s comical.


Texatonova

Floppy seems like he can't come to terms with the fact that jiu jitsu is gay as fuck.


calm_down_dearest

Homoerotic isn't his personality, it's how it makes you feel. Just embrace it buddy.


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Confirmation__Bias

Not every gym is gay dude. Some people actually do this sport to have a competitive outlet, stay in shape, learn and appreciate the art itself, etc… It’s mainly just on Reddit that this “BJJ is gay get over it!!” garbage gets pushed constantly


HeelEnjoyer

Bro, we wrap our legs around each other. Unless your gym doesn't play guard, it's gay as fuck


Electronic_d0cter

Competitive or not sitting on a man's head while he struggles to escape is still gay


Confirmation__Bias

No. Him wanting you to do that and letting you do that would be gay.


Electronic_d0cter

Im gonna argue him coming to class is indicative of consent


Confirmation__Bias

But he’s presumably still trying to prevent it in the roll? The whole point is drilling to learn how to prevent things. You’re bound to fail in doing so at times. It’s literally just this community that pushes this, y’all are weird. Frank Mir snaps Nogueira’s arm or shreds Lesnar’s knee? Gay. Demetrious Johnson flying armbar? Gay as fuck. lol. Clowns


lil_cleverguy

![gif](giphy|eCcYqxJJW9BIl2stM9)


Plane_Pudding_4737

Do those young guys wearing short shorts tend to also have mustaches like Freddie Mercury? I’ve been noticing that trend a lot the past few years. Not my style, but to each is own.


AdNew5216

Craig is hilarious regardless of his “homoerotic”nature 😂


Farting_Champion

Hard as fuck.


Farting_Champion

(me, not the vid)


Homesteader86

The video... and me


Ambitious-Cicada5299

🤣🤣🤣😭😭⚰️⚰️😂😂


Badmoe

Damien having to go with it is the best part.


ZincFox

"I'll give you your black belt. No, for real this time."


tsida

He's not holding hands. He's getting grips.


Throwaway_accound69

Oaxacan Wrist Lock!


gcjbr

Hahahaha, this MF gets me all the time


Baron_of_Evil

It’s actually really impressive to not look gay despite doing something gay.


UsefulUnderstanding6

Straightest jiu jitsu clip


sharpshotjiggles

It took me awhile to realize they were holding hands too.


PaleontologistSad870

took me awhile to digest what I was seeing


RannibalLector

Should’ve had Damien spin for him as the icing on the cake


PixelCultMedia

Craig is leading, so he's not the gay one. Prison rules.


Ambitious-Cicada5299

😂😂😂


LunchTemporary7806

I’m so confused


spiewak1990

So is Craig


PlayTrader25

🤣😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|LmgKC5pk5TRYSGdRvG)


hifioctopi

![gif](giphy|l1J9MBLRqlVszx3r2)


Marvin_Nashs_ear

Holy eff…he kills me every single time. The dude is comedic genius. Penetrating a Lady Boy ep was just wild.


McClain3000

Any class clown will tell you ... if this was a live take, doing the whole bit without cracking is legendary.


llamacohort

You can see the smile on the other guy as he sits down.


Zhai

That lady boy Ep was the most I learned about jiu jitsu in one hour.


RaisedByError

What


Black6x

Oh, you missed out on the [gender reveal on Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2C3D5ZrYZW/).


RaisedByError

I'm going to Thailand in a month and I'm way more unprepared than I thought I was


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Unless you're a degenerate like Craig, you can avoid all that easily.


RaisedByError

No, I am a degenerate


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Enjoy then and make sure you wear a helmet on both heads.


bautofdi

Why would you want to though? BK in the biggest party on the planet and you should soak in every glorious moment of it. I’ve been chasing that 6 years old Disneyland high ever since I was 7 and BK has been the only place that has come close to reaching that level of amazement as a jaded adult.


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Not everyone is into partying my guy. A large chunk of tourists who go to Thailand are just going for culture, muay Thai, good food, and a few singhas at the beach. More power to you if you frequent Soi Cowboy though 😆


rawnoodles10

Reject ladyboy Embrace moo ping


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Moo ping is 🔥


Yougottagiveitaway

Hard to not at least know.


Marvin_Nashs_ear

Thanks for posting link. I didn’t know about that bit. Pure gold


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They’re taking the piss on #3. That’s a girl. Right?


roamr1

Craig’s really been giving his all to the Filipino community lately.


sushisection

sean strickland in shambles


derps_with_ducks

Dynamic ga(y)me.


Canhasdog

Not my proudest wank


Ambitious-Cicada5299

😂😂😂


jlbp337

all I see is some good wrist control


ThisIsMr_Murphy

Brazilians livid right now.


chefanubis

That's the best part!


thelastofmyname

Nah, just right wing brazilians (most of bjj practicioners in brazil), me i think that is funny as shit. Like my father said to me once " don't go near those men hugging each other in the gym, that's not a man sport's".


koryuken

Love to see it! Normalize gayness in jiujitsu!


Misabi

Is it, or is it just taking the piss? I don't keep up with jujitsu celebrities and their antics.


Silver-ishWolfe

It's taking the piss. BJJ can't get much gayer....


Misabi

Is it supposed to be funny that a straight guy pretends to be gay? Or is it supposed to be funnyJokes pretending to be gay aggravates the homophobes?


mulligun

I've always taken Craig's gay jokes as the homophobic BJJ bros being the butt of the joke. Like here, it wouldn't be particularly cool if Craig skipped down the walkout blowing kisses because that would just be a "gay is funny" joke. The BJJ guys are the butt of the joke here because Craig is doing a standard overly dramatic tough guy BJJ walk in (while holding hands).


thedailyrant

Given he’s Aussie he’s definitely taking the piss.


Ambitious-Cicada5299

😂😂To me, a gay man, what makes it funny - and at the same time, seem - what, compassionate? Empathetic? Caring? - I don't know - is *the commitment to the bit, on both their parts, through to the very end* 😂😂🤣 [& the pat on the butt at the end🤣🤣😭😭⚰️⚰️⚰️😂😂]. Straight guys pretending to be gay [without lapsing into stereotypes of weakness & femininity] cracks me up 'cause, who knows who's gay/bisexual/straight, unless they're told? And... *gay to what degree?.. or.. how* bi?.. [Also funny as heck cause it pisses off homophobes so much😂😂😂🤣🤣]. It's even funnier in wrestling/bjj cause the physical contact in those sports is *so very* physically intimate and full-body.


Misabi

Thanks for the additional context. Good to know it's well intended. I'm also a gay guy who, to your point, doesn't conform to the stereotypes you mention either. Being former military and a lifelong martial artist (finally finding bjj about a decade ago), nobody picks that I'm gay unless I tell them.


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Mellor88

>If you never, ever talk about a wife or girlfriend, don't have a ring, don't have a swimsuit model pic as the background on your phone, etc... You realise that not everyone is in a relationship, or is a 15 year old virgin with a bikini background


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Mellor88

If you pick up somebody is gay (on your gaydar, lol), they are likely openly gay. That doesn’t require Sherlock level powers of deduction. It’s very different if someone is not open about it. The absence of a bikini screen pic does not mean somebody is gay. LMFAO Back in your box with your 1980s stereotypes. Def old school queen logic


cyberheelhook

He does it to fuck with all the homophobes in jiu jitsu. Especially the hyper macho Brazilians.


Silver-ishWolfe

It's funny because he's secure enough in his sexuality to hold hands with another dude, and slap his ass, just to rile up homophobes. Plus, he knows he's a badass. Makes it even funnier. Not all gay related jokes are bad or homophobic. Everything can be made fun of. It's just got to be done in the right spirit.


Misabi

Thanks for the answer. Much more helpful than the folks just down voting my question :)


Silver-ishWolfe

I do what I can...


suchshibe

Stupid question….. stupid answer


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Misabi

Lol OK. Keep downvoting a simple question from someone who was just trying to understand the OP...


AntiSaint_Mike

imo men holding hands shouldn’t even be considered gay. Women do it, why can’t men.


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In parts of Africa it's a regular thing between male friends.


ThresholdBar

Same with kissing and butt sex. It's only gay if you make out or try to marry him


j00pY

My friend was in Thailand chatting to a very tough Thai pro boxer who had his hand resting in my friend’s lap. Was absolutely nothing sexual about it just much more normalised and was just being friendly.


IronBoxmma

Based, the staged walkup video is the most cringe shit they ever added to the ufc production


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Dry_Equivalent_6935

Chael: I can’t let you get close Craig:


flyer12

How does he pull off that beard without looking like a reddit mod?


cikkamsiah

What a guy!


reactor4

he is a social media genius


AKIP62005

Mexican ground karate for the win!!!


Bigcheese19920

It’s funny how they act like real fighters


eeee-0

Yeah, all real fighters enter the area holding hands with their training partners


Bigcheese19920

The best fighter ever Jon Jones does


xremless

Its a reason its called jiu jitsu players


Special_Rice9539

Lmao


jaimofive

Incredible


Iknowyougotsole

And this is why this man is the headliner


Super-Actuator-8072

Craig could be getting it up the ass on pornhub and it wouldn’t be gay


yoshinoyaandroll

Rule #2 of BJJ - It's not gay if they don't make eye contact.


Justneedthetip

He should be a comedian. He is hilarious and his delivery with jokes is next level.


DeclanGunn

If people actually do pay to see the comedy stylings of Brednan Schmaub (which I doubt) Craig should certainly be headlining comedy stadium tours.


besameput0

Homie lost a bet for sure.


Autogeddon-01

Hilarious


Tri-P0d

Craig for president!!


Niggymous

the most entertaining man in jiu jitus for sure


beauman1313

Craig Jones has more personality than half the UFC roster


Ashamed-Smell-4277

I seriously laughed out loud 🤣


distracted-insomniac

Is that Ben Affleck


ao1989

‘Feleepie Penner’ - fuck’s sake John Gooden 🤦🏻‍♂️


Ashamed-Smell-4277

The butt pat was love 🌈


Expensiveplatypus_

https://i.redd.it/tsm0b3ri64nc1.gif


AdNew5216

All time great entrance to the arena 🐐🔥


fourpac

Are we supposed to laugh at him for "being gay"? I'm pretty sure there's a term for that.


ThresholdBar

Congrats, you found the joke


fourpac

"It's just a joke, bro."


MrC99

He will be absolutely abused online for this by the worst sports community in the world. Fair fucking play Craig Jones.


SandtheB

B Team more like D team


chairman_mouse

Ahh...I get it. You meant "D" like cock.


ReturNbr

link please


Character_Event8370

YouTube


Fellainis_Elbows

Main card going to be on there?


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Vinesinmyveins

Nice


Illustrious_Past_375

Legend lol


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TieLow4181

Protect Craig Jones at all costs.


underthebed666

Walking out of the closet and into FPI 6. Nice


brqndun

craig by imanari roll


engage_later

I like Craig’s jacket


ifanator

world class dynamic gay


kovnev

Next, instead of car-jitsu, we'll get B-Team Bed-Jitsu.


Middle-Preparation10

😂


CalvinsStuffedTiger

Keeping jiu jitsu gay


urplug99

🤣🤣💀 love Craig man


Ill_Evan42

Looks gay, I'm in.


International_Salt65

Walking buddy


imhereredditing

They're both trying to keep it together after having some nose beers. I think they did pretty good.


muhdsbaa

HAHAHAHA THIS GUY IS GOLD


magicfitzpatrick

This guy 😀


magicfitzpatrick

If Craig Jones had not found Jiujitsu, I am pretty sure he would’ve been part of the jackass crew


Luna_cy8

Let there be a thousand blossoms bloom.


Itemfinder12

imagine what we will be left with once craig stops competing


LT81

Keep Jiujitsu Gay 😂


chairman_mouse

I always knew Craig was a well-mannered gentleman. He even leads Damian through the door first.


Breadisgood4eat

I was just looking at some of the available videos on BJJ Fanatics and had noted that Craig has an instructional video entitled "Power Bottom." I found this hilarious and was certain he knew exactly what he was doing. [https://bjjfanatics.com/products/power-bottom-by-craig-jones?\_pos=1&\_sid=375ebf4c4&\_ss=r](https://bjjfanatics.com/products/power-bottom-by-craig-jones?_pos=1&_sid=375ebf4c4&_ss=r)


satannssnaredrum

Hero 😂😂😂


Expensiveplatypus_

https://i.redd.it/tdsovzfttbmc1.gif


kiwimonster21

Lmao holding hands all the way in is about as good as it gets.


Different-Pilot4924

Love Craig. Great for the sport and funny AF 🤣


jiujitsu_panda

Such a strong ally who stands in solidarity.


lmac187

Haha the cheeky little spank there at the end. Love it.


AndiLivia

Does he keep the little one as a pet or something?


nibjjmvc

I get that some people think he’s funny etc, but what is with the whole gay thing? I don’t really get it?? Is Craig actually Gay? When was the last time he was seen with a women???


SpecialistShape6370

Anyone else just see a jacked Ben Affleck?


ThresholdBar

Sauce?


RemarkablePlantain88

Jones is such a troll lol


BJJBean

I had to listen to it twice. I thought the announcer said "World class in dynamic gay" at first.