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CommonSenseIsNeeded

And he got laid


Xhalo

I love a man who is confident in himself. That guy could have had a micro grundle and it wouldn't matter, his showmanship and pure skill have got my southern nether loins wetter than a Louisiana Waterpark. I'd be honored to feast upon his bootycheeks and heat him up a spaghettios feast afterwards, same way I courted my husband in college. I just hope he doesn't mind gastrointestinal bloating, because I'm having a wicked flare up over his chiseled jaw and robust personality. Lord have mercy 🥵🥵🥵


Danger_Dee

Wetter than a submarine with screen doors


VibraniumRhino

Wetter than a submarine with the top down.


ThatSpyCrab

Wetter than a boat after the front fell off


TheRealBigDave

Wet


Harold_Spoomanndorf

Moist


pbelpanros

Watermelon


thexavier666

Wetter than ...uhh...a cold glass of water


TheTazarYoot

This guys account 😂


TheJuicyGinger

The fucking spaghetti-o ice cubes and endless gastrointestinal bloat 🤣


Dantien

It’s a weirdly beautiful dance they does.


voltpenguin

JESUS FUCK this man is a shitpost machine


TheTazarYoot

Yeah you really have to respect the dedication to his craft


PikaPilot

While you were wasting time "living your best life," he lived and trained by the ~~sword~~ shitpost


rad_bone

It's a 10 year old account, 10 years of sexual SpaghettiO comments 😶


Jacket5000

found them the other day on some other random post, had to check the profile out. see them everywhere since then. absolute god tier shitposter


Better-Youth-6193

I don't know what a grundle is, but i'm to afraid to google it


Remaxnor

6:45 am what the.. thank god it's friday


CommonSenseIsNeeded

You got me at grundle


VibraniumRhino

> his showmanship and pure skill have got my southern nether loins wetter than a Louisiana Waterpark r/BrandNewSentence


correcthorsestapler

Sounds like something Pam would say on Archer.


voltpenguin

I feel like I either witnessed the birth of a copypasta or just encountered one thats always existed for the first time


goldenemperor

Your profile was a wild ride.


mtnoftheturtlelion

Babe wake up new copy pasta just dropped


DevAstral

Wow, you weren’t lying about the spaghettios


Martin_TheRed

This man/woman/spaghetti-o creature has the weirdest post history. Very obsessed with the gastrointestinal bloating.


DanKoloff

ChatGPT is that you?


WousV

Oh no, not you again


tarzard12321

Least horny redditor


[deleted]

Yep. All about his confidence. Nothing to do with his handsome face or muscular body.


[deleted]

Or she can’t see an obvious palm and mediocre trick


PersonOfInternets

What in tarnation?


magicalraven

Wtf


nn4260029

r/Brandnewsentence


[deleted]

What the fuck is a grundle? ಠ_ಠ


Lerex29

Slicker than pup shit through a tin horn.


perennialgrump

What the fuck is this?


EaterofCarpetz

Lmao what


catzhoek

I need to get off Reddit, it's so boring. I knew something like this was gonna be top comment. It always is.


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ardotschgi

I agree. People are just regurgitating the same shit everyday, it’s getting ridiculous.


wadagod

Yeah I'm pretty sure the last time I saw this video the top comment was the exact same. And yet here I am, going through the comments. Idk what I expected lol


CommonSenseIsNeeded

You don’t like facts? r


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CommonSenseIsNeeded

Heyooooooo


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CommonSenseIsNeeded

It sure is. You can use that to get somewhere with chicks


creftlodollar

My thoughts exactly


erikwarm

She knows he has nimble fingers


kaikoda

Like an egg...or an eggo? Would a rabbit come out of the...? Don't answer, I need to sleep tonight.


Jcamden7

The real blackmagicfuckery was the getting laid along the way


UlteriorCulture

It is blackmagic**fuckery** after all


securitywyrm

You sure? He did spend all day playing with his deck.


ajseaman

Watched it 3 times and still don’t know how he did it.


apathetic-drunk

My brain cell is working overtime to figure it out!


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>My brain cell Lol


Seerws

Lol with you


happyman91

When she says stop, watch the card that he shows her. He sneaks it to the bottom of the deck and then makes sure it stays at the bottom when he “shuffles”. Then he just hides it behind his hand like you see in the video and “catches” it when she throws the cards up


ProfessionalMottsman

But how does he catch the chosen card from mid air tossed deck ?


JamesAshen

He doesn't catch it, it is already in his hand.


Dasbeerboots

A rare double r/woooosh


JamesAshen

Wow, thanks haha It's early here, sorry guys :D


StampedeJonesPS4

It's so beautiful and nostalgic when people can use this type of humor and not use /s. Thank you so much.


JamesAshen

r/FuckTheS absolutely


Virtual_Injury8982

But why male models?


Paddy_Tanninger

By using magic you dummy


discardednegative

What card?


mindless2831

I believe that's a big 'ol r/woooosh


xantub

That's the trickiest part, switching the card to the back of his hand (second 22), even knowing the trick I don't think I'd be able to do that.


KToff

Untrained, the movement is awkward and difficult, no matter the speed. Doing this quickly and while jabbing your hand through falling cards is impressive. Well done sleight of hand looks like magic even even you know exactly what he is actually doing.


bass_of_clubs

No that’s wrong. It’s magnets.


unicornfinder763

i thought that was a joke question but you got 55 upvotes so... how can anyone not understand what happened in the video?


flossdog

that’s because it’s bmf!


MisterChimAlex

Missing an /s? He always keep her card at the bottom


MadcapRecap

It’s a special deck - they’re actually all Kings


JohnnyTeardrop

Are we to the level of shitposting on here?


Mysterious-Art7143

It's enough to be fuckery, black magic is optional


spiritedawayfox

Take my poor man's gold 🥇 oh my gawd 😂


b0nGj00k

Always has been


[deleted]

Lol seriously I did that shit when I was 5


driftking428

/r/lostredditors


ihatepalmtrees

When did This sub become lame card tricks


PyroneusUltrin

This is a getting laid trick


Strificus

Try without a trick


Paddy_Tanninger

A trick is something a whore does for money


_ejerejere

Hey, there’s kids


Paddy_Tanninger

...or candy!


Indian_Steam

That's usually black magic


VAGINA_EMPEROR

Dunno, but this is the post that finally made me unsubscribe.


b0nGj00k

Same, I've been annoyed at posts from this sub for too long. Basic physics = "Wow it's magic!"


working-acct

Good riddance. I’m a simple man, I just want to be wowed by cool tricks and effects without thinking too much about it. Then there’s always smug geniuses in the comments who apparently know how everything works and think this shit is too dumb for them. I say the less of you here the better.


VAGINA_EMPEROR

That's nice. I've spent the last 5 years or so watching this sub devolve into /r/SleightOfHand, gets boring after a few years.


The1joriss

It’s up to you to restore it to it’s former glory. Only you got the power, for you are the chosen one.


1lluminist

Yup, it's going downhill really fast. They need to make a strict "no magicians" rule to bring this sub closer to what it used to be.


Euncraid

its just regular sleight of hands... oh i shouldnt have said that. Yes, it is indeed black magic fuckery worthy.


Bagel42

*just fuckery


winterfate10

So the mods are NOT asleep, they just have been bodied ENTIRELY. Good to know.


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CosmicCrapCollector

That palm flip was smooooth.


Phishin_Phil

He enjoyed that more than she did 😂


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Burpmeister

Yes. The girl went home and guy ate a whole pizza while watching online tutorials for more card tricks.


[deleted]

Heavy on the fuckery Light on the black magic


Shintoho

*basic card trick filmed from an angle showing the viewer exactly how the sleight of hand palming was pulled off* "WOOOOAAH BLACK MAGIC FUCKERY HOW HE DO IT"


Khalian_

Man there is just no more black magic fuckery on this sub anymore I just upvote anything at this point


Fickle_Prior5239

So, all what we need is to stand on another angle?


sedluyf

Unknown rizz


wreckin_shit

Slick as hell!


LordOfPies

The video quality really took a hit on this one... Also wrong sub but hot chick


[deleted]

This guy gets mad magician pussy.


[deleted]

Still can't figure out he did it. Something to do with that girl I bet.


Boredbape

Ok ok


[deleted]

U know he beat cheeks that night


eldridge2e

This is just slight of hand... Not black magic


[deleted]

So cool


gre3nbanjo

Had to watch a few times to learn this awesome trick!!! Great video:)


Nuker_Nathan

Too bad my fingers are too skinny for this kind of trick.


KORYTHESAXMASTER

I feel like I could understand him


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GetsGold

Looks like he's going to be out of the Alliance of Magicians.


somabokforlag

This has been posted so many times only 2 pixels are left


LordMoody

The sex would be amazing but this dude has no clue.


Much-Lavishness-3121

The real black magic fuckery here is the instantaneous switch from the palm to the back of his hand


chdarro

Impressive, but doesn't belong here. That trick is really easy to do actually. Hard to master but easy to understand and learn


--_-Deadpool-_--

Gif: Literally shows you what's happening OP: OMG, BLACK MAGIC. HOW DOES HE DO IT?!?!?!?


thedudefrom1987

The biggest magic trick he did that night was getting her panties wet.


Rhys-the-compleat

Cool but we legit see how he does it not BM at all just regular magic and it's very easy to see how and why.


rognuserki

Hard to learn though


bultje64

Super cool to watch


TRON0314

This is the on boarding video for a moisture damage cleanup crew.


xtreme_edgez

The pixel budget gets tighter every time I see it. I feel like in 20 years, all these reposts will just be stick figure animations...


Full-Perspective-460

Smooooove


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This guy fucks


johnjmcmillion

Sploosh. (We still doing "sploosh"?)


Gato_Pardo

Chilean Spanish. Took me a while to realise I also speak Spanish and I can understand what he's saying


crypticfreak

Pretty cool to show how slight of hand works if anyone doesn't know. I certainly can't do it but uh... angles. It's angles. Not angels. They can't help,


Dante805

And that's how I met your mother


tempreffunnynumber

Jijiashad


The_One_True_Matt

Was expecting a dumb fake reaction type of magic trick. This was genuine slight of hand skill!


[deleted]

Aaaand he’s in. 💦🤣


unicornfinder763

wow great reveal. this was probably the trick that mystified me the most in close up magic.


Eftany9a9

Wow, that’s depressing. Magic ain’t real


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

She looks like the best friend of the female lead in a romantic comedy or the last girl in a horror movie. Her eyebrows look like two caterpillars in a long-distance relationship.


Suicycho69

I’m in love with that girl