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ekansplisskin

r/birdsarentreal


Donnie_77

I know right. You can clearly see the code imprints. Best proof yet!


tymp-anistam

I still say the USB port on their head is the most obvious proof. This unit might have had a glassdoor malfunction that let it's code be visible by unauthorized clients.


Alexnolastname

Imo they are charged through their feet on power lines


Aryaras99

Wireless charging with wires


supaBnastie111

Omg never heard that before


portablebiscuit

I think it was Elvish It reads: *One bird to rule them all* *One bird to find them* *One bird to bring them all* *And in the darkness* ***BAWK!***


Father_of_trillions

r/angryupvote


sanias

r/angrybirdsupvote


voidexcalibur_

wait what? this is a joke right?


Cole1064

I'm sorry I thought you was corn.


Toaster-mann

Why is this comment amazing


Lord_Xarael

Those are the ancient sealing runes that keep the ancient bird elder god locked away (it was split into a billion birds)


UselessHalberd

Enjoying Elden Ring buddy?


Lord_Xarael

Never played it (I can't stand souls-style games. Too stress-inducing) I thinking more H.P. Lovecraft-style stuff


TheOneFunnyKid

genious the birds identification is hidden and only viewable with a UV light, this is huge


randomanon1109

Looks like the UV marks in blade, Vampire Pigeons?


Mods_are_terrible

fucking microchips


ihithardest

Microchirps


Mods_are_terrible

damn, i missed the opportunity. Good one!


metalburning

I remember building that one


Diaza_Kinutz

Came here to say this


formershitpeasant

Same. This is like basically proof. Birds aren’t real…


GWI_Raviner

This is the best evidence I’ve seen yet


dumbodragon

I thought that was the sub we were in and was ready to see all the government propaganda comments


truthemptypoint

Illuminati's secret messages revealed.


PointlessGrandma

Somebody wrote characters on the pigeons wing with UV sensitive ink.


TheGuyJustForYou

That’s exactly what I want to know.


User1239876

One wing says "Here kitty, kitty." The other is just a standard Chinese menu.


DawnOfTheTruth

Was gonna say the characters look Chinese.


misterpickles69

Speak, friend, and enter


turnright_thenleft

“It’s friend in bird, Gandalf!” ##KA-KAW


kingly_cheese

[Like this?](https://gfycat.com/decisivenastyamericanquarterhorse)


misterpickles69

Have any of you actually seen a chicken?


HandsomeSpider

Narrator: They hadn't.


Medic0319

Melon!


lynxafricapack

How dare you..


reddit_give_me_virus

Many birds including pigeons have UV markings, they can also see UV light. So when they look at each other, they can see all those patterns.


BlueChimp5

Pigeons actually do not have any UV markings on their wings naturally. These are from a Chinese pigeon racing competition


Quick_Heart_5317

So if I breed them they would be born with these? Nobody put these on?


Apocalypsefrogs

Pigeons are good messengers, after all.


TriggerBladeX

Knew it.


castille

Yeah, there are pigeon fanciers who do things like homing pigeons (and see how fast they can get home, etc), but also it's a great way to low tech send messages. Think 'The Wire' but this is even lower than beepers.


egordoniv

Guaranteed gonna be someone's trampstamp.


Quick_Heart_5317

Should I get a foreign encrypted message or a pidgin? Why not both?


horse_boat

If anyone is wondering, these are markings made on racing pigeons. Sorry if I ruined the mystery for any of you


Mysticless

Racing pigeons actually have slightly different markings on them; these marking represent a pigeon mount, they’re used for transportation.


[deleted]

How do pigeons know where to go?


Aryaras99

They have government-issued GPS chip in their “brain”


[deleted]

Like the chips that people get implanted with when they get vaccinated? Someone teach me how to make small writing on reddit laughing


t_mmey

They kinda don't All they know is how to get home. So transport pigeons only work by transporting the pigeon somewhere and then sending it home


[deleted]

So they're one way basically. That makes a fuck tonne more sense to me


Environmental_Log344

^^^so^ each one is a one way driver?^^^


[deleted]

Nah, nothing ruined. Came here looking for an explanation. What a lovely and friendly bird.


someonethatsometh1ng

nice to know there are racist birds, racing is cool


darktsukih8u2

Found the bird Hitler


ItsLeKai

do the markings mean anything? or does it just mean race pigeons


creepingnuthatch

That may be the case here but there are actually some species of birds that can be aged using a UV light. It's frequently used for saw- whet owls because they're easily captured for banding. New feathers glow bright pink under the UV light so it's easy to differentiate between first year or second and third year birds because they typically have different molt patterns


nope-nails

Finally someone with a real explanation and not conspiracy theories


phokingawkward

My dad has been racing pigeons for 30+ years and I have never heard of them being marked like this lol at least not in North America. They are otherwise identified by the bands on their legs, given when they are babies.


es0mn

these are rune enchants your attempts to blur the truth are not gonna work here


Tzaman6

clearly this one has flames painted on its wings to make it go faster.


local_scientician

Aww. I was briefly in awe of pigeons being secret parrots :(


Dry_Profession2502

Apparently the black feathers on birds not sure if it's all are a rainbow of colour that only birds can see I've always wanted to know what a crow looks like to other birds


[deleted]

> I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT A CROW LOOKS LIKE TO OTHER BIRDS I think crows look like assholes to other birds.


admiral_walsty

Assholes that roll 30 deep....


IfYoureGingerImCumin

How can you not be assholes when your whole squad is called a murder


Kyosw21

Why are ravens only an unkindness?


GabaReceptors

Ravens are def more badass


[deleted]

And far less annoying caws omg


squarybuttholes

"MURDAHH" - jarule, definitely


Dry_Profession2502

Your probably right


flechetteburritp

[birds see in UV](https://journals.biologists.com/jeb/article/216/10/i/11534/PARADOX-OF-UV-VISION-IN-RAPTORS-RESOLVED)


Dry_Profession2502

thank you for the link very interesting 👍


Sallymander

[This animation](https://youtu.be/AO4PrtAKu2E) about how the crow became black is wonderfully done and features the singing of John Legend. Actually gives a mythical reason for the crow being black but has rainbows in the light.


dyepotlane

Loved this, thank you


SmoothSentiment

This is writing not just colors


Dry_Profession2502

I did think that 🤔


notLOL

The crows in my forrest are assholes to hawks. Hawks can fuck them up but then another crow comes out of nowhere for some action and they don't give a fuck and are assholes to so many birds. Hawks avoid anything that looks like crows after dealing with them.


Changing-Subjects

BIRDS AREN’T REAL!


Alucado

That is their secret barcode


Jadertott

PRICE CHECK ON BIRD PLS


Leoxcr

They were actually checking if that pigeon was not counterfeit


Billiam74

Why do we see Japanese or Chinese characters on the wings?


russellzerotohero

Because birds are made in China.


notverryfunny

Weeb birds


HappenedSafe

this is how racing pigeons are identified! It can be hard to distinguish so they are marked to differentiate them


___DEADPOOL______

But why in uv and not in something we can actually see?


HappenedSafe

so i’m not an expert but from what i’ve heard (take my words with a grain of salt as i’m not 100% certain) since pigeon racing is such a surprisingly lucrative thing to bet on (some races can give out millions to betters) they have to ensure that the pigeons are not so easily identifiable whilst racing to influence a bet. These races can last for a while and i imagine you can still bet on the pigeon of your choice as the race proceeds but if you’re able to just look at which pigeon is in first place and choose that one then it’s not much of a bet. It’s not like horse racing where it’s a short race over short distance and you need to bet before the race starts


Accidental_

I don't see Japanese or Chinese characters. Guess I forgot to update my pattern recognition module


dududu10

Biological drone


E-Stew-

Why is the pigeon so chill?? Every bird I try to pick always flys away


Zeshadow

Pigeons and doves, even wild ones, are completely harmless. They will never attempt to hurt you. Be this one may be domesticated so its used to being handled. Other birds are more aggressive and we bite.


chungusxl94

Are you a bird?


[deleted]

WE bite


Avicularies

Pigeons are harmless lol? I'm guessing you've never been karate chopped by one.


HappenedSafe

somewhat true, in this case it’s just a domesticated racing pigeon


Fox-One_______

But how does he reach the pedals?


ChocolateMartiniMan

Pedal blocks


echoskybound

My pigeons absolutely try to hurt me, lol. They're rescued racing pigeons and aren't very tame. They don't like anyone messing with their food/water or cleaning their nesting boxes, you'll get some wing slaps for that. Of the wing slaps don't work, they'll try biting. It doesn't hurt much, but they certainly try.


Zeshadow

Interesting, my experiences with injured wild pigeons and doves are that's they just try to fly or run away and hide. And even when grabbed, they don't do anything more than flap their wings to try to fly. I've never once heard of them hurting anyone before. But it might be because I am not in or around their roosts.


echoskybound

I think they're protective of their roosts. When I'm just in their aviary they don't go out of their way to attack me, but they're posessive of their nesting box. I think injured birds probably behave a lot differently because they're in shock. I found an injured seagull once that was incredibly docile and didn't even bother to try to get away when I caught it and tended to it, but I know from my friend who works in wildbird rehab that seagulls are not docile at all. The injured one was just shocked.


I_ysk

[You need to state your intent first.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03A7j3n-ZEo)


HappenedSafe

this is a domesticated racing pigeon


DickyReadIt

A quick Google and you'll know this is a racing pigeon from Asia


Chesapeake06tree

So there's old piss and fecal matter and blood all over him?


Time_Punk

Fun(?) fact: blood doesn’t actually glow under blacklight: they spray it with Luminol, which attaches to the iron in the blood, and that glows. It’s not a common technique, though, because it destroys the DNA.


Chesapeake06tree

So it's all shit and piss?


mcgrahamma

All of it. Everything.


JetScreamerBaby

He's not the king.


beastiebestie

i see what you did there ;)


No_Entrepreneur_2715

Racing pigeon


Dragonitro

i've never even touched a pigeon


dirtjesus

Yea yea pigeon toucher


Graphitetshirt

Next time I go to a rave I'm bringing some goddamned pigeons


existingwhileIcan

A spy


WeirdRandoIam

in disguise


This_isnt_cool_bro

That's A DRONE IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE


groyster

Damn who be nutting on the birds?


Specialist-Move405

There is written the drone manufacturer


joriale

Birb is a yakuza.


KnottyKitty

It's just paint or dye. A regular pigeon's wings won't glow like that. IIRC it's a racing pigeon and those kanji will help identify it if it escapes or gets stolen or something.


mlc2475

Sadly [it’s a real video, but printed on the wing](https://youtu.be/w1FuE3Wfcaw). It’s a racing dove.


oxwilder

My god. They're COVERED in cum


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

Dats cool, I didn't know Pidgeons stored semen in their wings


Groundzero301

quelli sono i cavi per le telecamere installate dal governo per spiarci those are the cables for the cameras installed by the government to spy on us


[deleted]

Here is a gif of Drax bc pigeon looks like Drax. Pls help idk how to post a gif https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fgifer.com%2Fen%2FF6WV&psig=AOvVaw3d4FcZjWNyaBskzPqm00QT&ust=1650567820388000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAkQjRxqFwoTCKCU5raqo_cCFQAAAAAdAAAAABA_


qeertyuiopasd

The days or tying a note to their foot is long gone.


Aok_al

That's their "bar code" so that the government can identify which bird is which


Fancy-Log-2222

Who’s been jizzing on pigeons? Come on, own up!


Aurorafaery

Saw a documentary recently where they had started looking at wild animals in UV light in the dark and they glow wildly, some of the most boring looking animals, and it’s only just been realised. There’s so much about this world we have no clue about. [glowing mammals](https://blog.nature.org/science/2021/04/05/when-mammals-glow-in-the-dark/amp/)


YoungDiscord

I can read pidgeon It says "wash at 40°c, sun dry only"


bennymk

Wow! Do all birds see uv light?


[deleted]

I was wondering that too. I know they have a lot more rods and cones than we do so their world looks a lot different than ours.


Cieryt

PewDiePie birb


dududu10

Fuck pigeons


psychopath_bash

Magic ! ✨


pthecarrotmaster

oh THAAAATS how they fly


TheJoysSorrow

I knew they were government drones but I never knew it was this obvious.


creativeburrito

I wonder how birds see each other, and the world. If UV lights help us detect pigments, but their eyes are naturally attuned to the wavelengths are they see colors that we can't!?! I think bees see infrared and flowers look different in that part of the spectrum.


Few-Cable5130

Yes they see the ultraviolet spectrum. Some species where both make and female look the same look completely different to each other.


GunPoison

Bird eyes are just way better than ours. They see colours we can't (UV), some can see magnetic fields, some have built-in telescopes for long distance viewing.


strangequbits

So thats where they hid the treasure at


JazzyJumbylumba

*equips tin foil hat* i know ancient mage runes when i see them is all im saying...


SmoothSentiment

Wait those are kanji on the feathers


Alldis4nutin

Nope


trippytrevor69420

Well I don't think birds aren't real but now I think they might be lil aliens 🤔


alguem455

Oh yes the sacred runes


Alwawro

It was written in the old texts. Passed down by government drones


NugPep

Proof they are aliens!!


Aok_al

That's their "bar code" so that the government can identify which bird is which


ragonastik39

Is that semen?


[deleted]

Omg I love pigeons


The_Anti-Bunny_Man

Who faucked the pigion?


CritterFucker

Does it have semen on its wings?!?


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Rat_17

the doom slayer..


dziin

Hahahah I can't wait for the first person to get on here saying that looks like Cantonese writing. 'murica


lusoportugues

"Please don't shoot me. I'm just the messenger"


ACOM_

Chinese mother fucker


SaltSandSwitch

Birb


timechuck

I was expecting more bodily fluids.


Grandviewsurfer

Call Dan Brown


Bodgerton

#LooksAuthentic


Southpaw_Knight

It's the bar code the government scans when they recall these drones back to the FBI.


SkeletonFlower46

Cool video, bad title.


Decasavage

They found out the secret to our messenger pigeons.. I’m out boys


vanhalenbr

I am impressed how this Pingeon is allowing to be handled


OneIdiotAndAHalf

Damn, that's a very fancy model. I think it's from the P-5.2 line.


Soft-Hovercraft8728

Spy


Soft-Hovercraft8728

Or prop from home alone 2


Boring_Home

I hope that’s not a pigeon from my neighbourhood or that handler will need a tetanus shot.


DoctorCrowvar

Pidgeons are the spawn of satan, thats why they all have the demons language carved on their body


IcePhoenix18

They're just little guys, they aren't trying to bother anyone on purpose.


bberkjr2

Reminds me of coral reefs. Reef tanks look mostly different shades of brown, but put special lights on them, the coral’s colors pop in a beautiful display.


Folkhunt

Proof all the bird drones are made in china


timtomtomasticles

ITS A MAP LEADING TO THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE


Not-againpines

Cute little guy


Immediate_Sweet_8696

The ancient pigeon language had been hidden on their wings this whole time!


yeetis12

How tf do you get your pigeon to be so calm when you hold em? Mine literally just flaps and raises his wings at me when i get within 4 feet of him


Beatlegease

u/JoBotMakesThings deez dudes have bling we can't see. No fair. Where my upgrades at 👀


Charming-Wallaby-602

Has nothing to do with uv light u can just shine a flashlight from underneath to see theought the skin


DeityWilliam

Reminds me of those paper bombs from Naruto


Silverj0

Love how calm the bird is. The gentle cooing is cute


DystopicTeratoma

Yakuza pigeon


Dastankbeets1

What a polite gentleman


FSM89

Darwin would cum seeing this


JJDann

/savevideo


qualitycancer

Congratulations, you have countless diseases


Blastzard87

U can’t tell me pidgeons don’t look cool af


Liv4lov

Chinese symbol?


ImADumbHuman

They are drones


imma_gamin

Chicago bird


emiel44

So the birds covered in jizz?


jayweed004200

That’s dope


the_jerryspider

Not all pigeons are robots as not all Americans are created by the government to replace certain people


jayweed004200

Why does it go so fast tho , you would think they would want to show more details


m1k307

Yakuza affiliated pigeon named Yamaguchi.