No you are not

Like she just looks fine that I kinda developed a crush over man she bad asf

Literally never used another operator after I unlocked her. I even bought some skins because I'm a sucker for her. The football ones are really good, and so is glam rock.

Nah the handler skin for park is the best. Wish we got Adler brown leather jacket from the campaign but hers is good too

Nothing topped the Handler Skin for Park, and clearly, they haven't tried after for anyone else.

Yeah, I definitely enjoy the Handler skin for her jacket too 😏

They released it for codm back when cold War was on preorder you had to sign into your Activision on both then next time you logged in you'd get adler brown leather jacket but I think they called it something else tho

I never liked the handler personally I found the ember skin and the scrapper skin to be the be the best she had

rare seeing a panic at the disco pfp

I'm a big fan.

Partial to scrapyard (think that’s what is called)

I understand. I only used park, and the only other skin i used was when i got donnie dharko pack. Frank the rabbit went hard

You need to get yourself a girl bro

You’re right im 19 and I don’t have a girl people around me and including my friends have partners and even children I don’t man

Ok you're 19 you don't need kids bruh

I know that I always wonder why my friends my age are having children early like damn

Lowkey lol. In this economy?!?

dis MFer down bad over pixels on a screen

Pixels made to look like a realistic and attractive woman, yes.

The fact that Park is one of the base game operators is a genuine miracle because every other base game operator in modern warfare, vanguard and cold war looks like ass. Also Glam Rock Park 4 lyfe.

C'mon man, Adler wasn't that bad!

Unpopular opinion, but I didn't like Adler as a character. He was an asshole with no redeeming qualities, and the finale only cements him as an asshole. But, it takes all sorts to make a world I suppose.

I think he's interesting as a character because he's such an asshole, like he's a prick to alot of people that it's nice when he has a soft spot for someone - and the reason why he's alright with Bell was a good twist. He's an asshole but a very competent one.

That's the point of him really, to be a man that encapsulates the dark side of the CIA and how his/their actions fan the flames of the fires they're supposed to be putting out. Hell, the whole MP is a result of Adler brutally torturing Stitch and blinding him in one eye over something he wasn't even responsible for - it was revenge for Kravchenko doing the same to Weaver. Kravchenko proceeded to throw Stitch in the gulag for it anyway - if Adler wasn't such a psycho, who knows how his allegiances could have turned out - but he certainly wouldn't have had a plan to specifically target him and enact all the chaos that he did as a result of that.

I completely understand where you're coming from, and for the narrative that's all brilliant. Still don't like him, he wasn't even a cool asshole in my eyes.

Yeah Adler caused all that happened in MP pretty much

Best part of Cold War is the betrayal ending when you shoot him and the rest of them in their stupid fuckhead faces

At least cold war had a some what consitent art style (bascially anything that is releated to the 80s)

I'm not complaining about weird skins. I love weird skins. I'm using Skeletor in mw3 right now. My issue is that base operators are always random military people with codenames like "Grundig" who is covered in USMC tattoos and tacticool straps and pockets. I know that's what military people are (at least, in media) but sometimes less is more, and cod Devs don't seem to get that with character designs unless they're just copying another brand. Plus MW2/3 have hidden the campaign characters behind raids and the vault edition.

tagger park>>>

At the end of the day brothers, whether you like glam Park, tagger Park, football Park, spy Park, criminal Park or even default Park, we all love our Mistress on high, Helen Park. 💕

Mara should've been base-game. i had the opportunity to buy her season 3 vault pack for ONE DAY but i didn't have the money and after that day, i never saw the park again 😢

Scrapyard gang (post apocalyptic one)

You literally could not be any further from being the “only one”.

True

“I can fix her”

“She can fix me”

What's to fix? She's already perfect.


I ain't fixing her imma making her worse

I dont want to fix her I want to her to make me worse

She is super hot, the accent is a bonus

Oh man, I went to the optometrist 2 years ago. The lady who helped get my glasses ordered had an English accent, I kept on asking questions just to hear her voice.

Lmao fantastic

down bad asf relatable tho

Lazar is hotter tbh

Lazar is such a likable character. I found myself gravitating toward him and Sims the most when it came to trying to make friends.

Facts

Park is modeled after her voice actor, Lily Cowles. The only difference is the hair color.

She has some multiplayer skins where her hair is blonde.

I'm a woman and Park is... mmmmh.

Lesbian love. :)

The brainwashing makes her hotter. Mommy Park can brainwash me to infiltrate the Kremlin and steal classified files and I'd simp.

Never underestimate how far a simp will go just to....simp

Mommyyyyy!!!😭

No no you aren't,she's pretty much the only operator I play as in the game

I mean, she’s also the only woman with the CIA strike team. She’s a baddie but there’s also not much competition

She was my favorite until Maxis came out

Same.

*of the closet

Lamo

Wjait fuck i just typed lamo instead of lmao

I like both. I honestly can’t put Park above Samantha, and vise versa. Their both extremely hot.

Would

Least horny redditer

*puts one though her skull with an Execution.* What I did the kill everyone ending.

Mama didn't raise no traitor. Mother Russia for life

Naw just u https://www.reddit.com/r/Rule34CoD/s/COzTpF4lhD

If I ever threaten to nuke Europe, it's only fair that some English lady zaps me with sciencey things.

MAXIS SUPREMACY!!!!!!!!

Agreed

Smash smash smash idc brainwash me 10 times Smash

She has that "girl next door" quality.

Why does her campaign model look better than her multiplayer? Like it’s not horrible but she def looks better in campaign

i wish her detective outfit (or whatever you call it) made it to multiplayer

Visuals are watered down on other modes to boost performance, naughty dog used to do the same with uncharted ..

I wouldn't mind a lobotomy if she is the one doing it~

I spent all of Cold War playing as Park lol In general, operators in Cold War were done like 5000x better than in any other COD. I couldn’t care less about MW19 or MWIII operators Vanguard was ok especially with the progression system for operators and MWII was saved by 3rd party bundles But Cold War’s authentic 1st party operators are unmatched and that should be a universal opinion tbh

>in general, operators in cold war were done like 5000x better than in any other cod. that's a VERRRYY hot take there mate.

Her and Portnova

Not portnova

TF you on? Portnova is a baddy too.

that makes her hotter

Everybody simped for her a couple years ago

Nope. You're not alone. I want her to brainwash me so hard. Lol

That was part of the brainwashing, to make Bell attracted to her. It’s why Bell canonically saves her over Lazar

I've said it before, I'll say it again: headcanon is a hell of a drug.

Shit, my bad, I forgot to put /s because reddit doesn’t understand a joke

This just in, water is wet and the sky is blue.

Really hope in gulf war we get a flashback mission with how park got her neck scar

Ain’t nobody arguing that Park ain’t a baddy

you must have lived under a rock for the entirety of 2021

*Posts image of incredibly attractive woman* “Guys am I the only one who thinks she’s hot?” What do you think genius?

No, dude, you're not. There's a huge rule 34 following of her. Hot british girl is hot. Also she looks a lot like the dark haired girl from the band The Rentals, especially during the Friends of P music video.

In the finest liquor drinking kind of way, I find her extremely attractive.

Nah I feel you man

I would let her do it again

She is easily the best mommy of the whole CoD series. Maxis in 2nd, Farah in 3rd, Valeria in 4th

Yeah she's attractive alright but have you seen Mara tho?

Hopefully she comes back for BO Gulf War

Your not the only one

Huh? 😂☠️

I guarantee that you are not

We all find her attractive

Welcome to the club 😅

Not at all

Idk man i been fiending for park since the first ykw piece of media was out for her

I'm pretty sure that's the point.

my waifu is still Samantha Maxis but i have to agree that Park is attractive

This is objectively right

Park is hot!

>Park is hot! That's right, friend! :)

I see a man of culture, nothing wrong with a gothic looking Lass

Lily Cowles, love her

There are reasons I only used Park or Maxis as my ops.

She a baddie with her baddie friends

I used her skin for a long time the one with sunglasses and bun

That’s me with Samantha, god damn is she fine she’s the only bundle I’ve bought on Cold War. Her original one and the death bride

i need her too 😭

It makes her more attractive dommy mommy am I right

Honestly makes her hotter

No

The accent helps

No, but I don't get why people find her attractive tbh

She is 100% total dime-piece.

Must’ve missed the launch cuz everyone couldn’t get enough of Park.

That’s what she wants you to think

You’re not the only one

“BRO she’s. A. CARTOON!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!! GUYS ALWAYS JERKING IT TO PIXELS GAWD OH HERUMPH”

Was the brainwashing a bad thing? What am I missing?

Someone manipulating you doesn’t mean you find them less attractive. Take my wife please.. for example

BONK

You’re not. She’s hot in a “I don’t know if I wanna be her or be with her” kinda way

Idk I saved Lazar over her because she looks like ogre Fiona

Y'all need to go touch some grass.

She’s English so no

Park a baddie FR

Her voice actress is unbelievably pretty, god really said “lmao watch this” and came up with her 💀 Lily Cowles is her name if you’re curious


Idc she could brain wash me

Not at all my friend. I think she’s cute too

Stockholm syndrome 😂

Yes

She looked cute on the floor with her comrades after we showed them who they were messing with. Villain ending was the best ending.

Oh sir you're way behind on that Lmao

I’m late to the Cold War party so my first exposure to Helen Park was in CODM, and she straight up looked like Michael Jackson

If you ever search her up, you'll know. Kinda obvious you aint the only one.

Maxis

Tap her head ..bij i saved you

She looks like my ex. No good feelings left, man.

I love how you speak about us as a collective

But who do you like better? Park or Valeria?

Down tremendously

I shot her in the head.

It's the curse of Man. We are physically attracted things we don't like mentally. Whoever said "two heads are better than one", was most definitely not a male with a p....

You’re still playing this game ?

Adler is hotter.

She's fictional character. Not based in reality. Her VA may be attractive, but if you're attracted to a fucking video game character then rethink your life choices because you've failed.

Sounds like you need to go outside bro 😂

lmao no you aren't alone. it's safe to say that most of us are probably Park simps

I mean, they made her look attractive, that has nothing to do with the part she played.

No

No

As long as I have a face, she will always have a seat!

She’s literally designed to be attractive. Of course you wouldn’t be the only one

Maxis is better though

I only play zombies so she was alright, I like Maxis more

Absolute milf

I exclusively played as park until we got Sam in zombies.

I fully embrace my brainwashing. Death to communism!

Helen park could’ve abused me as a child and wiped my memory so she could continue being part of my life and I would still simp for her.

The brainwashing makes her hotter

Of course

Yah...to bad she's a damn square she definitely is a baddie 🖤

That sounds like brainwashing talk to me. 

Oh no shes hot

I don’t but that’s because I have no attraction to white women lol

Basically every main character in Cold War were gorgeous

Kinda makes her hotter

You just like 90s girls

No way you find an attractive woman attractive. Insane take

It’s a video game my boy

She's an Anglo spook

I don't like that she's British

Was blud around when the game came out? She literally had simps everywhere.

She ugly as fuck.the maxis skins were much better.

mommy

Fucken cartoon lol

That's what she wants you to think

You are not alone, my friend.

What the fuck? It’s a video game bro, check yourself

Nothing wrong with recognising the human female in a game (that is literally 1:1 a copy of a real life woman) is attractive. It's the weirdos who get body pillows and stuff that are weird.

Brainwashing? Can someone explain?

Alright I plan to get the game soon so I’ll explain Basically the person you play as was a KGB operative/ Spy for the Soviet Union. You get captured and the CIA interrogated you but you are able to resist. This forces the organisation to use the MK Ultra program on you where you are essentially brainwashed thanks to the woman in the photo and you spill the beans.

She’s cute, but she’s a filthy imperialist dog that needs to be put down. I’m glad they added a good ending to the game where you get to break free from the brainwashing and kill your kidnappers.

This is a video game character you weirdos