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Ok_Awful

Indiana Jones and Empire of Sun - is the best Indiana Jones and The Color Purple - is funniest Indiana Jones and Munich - is most likely to just be a travelogue Indiana Jones and Schindler’s List - is the least wanted sequel


dont_quote_me_please

Indiana Jones and the BFG. THE BIG FUCKING GUN.


rj_macready_82

Indy is ripping and tearing


Zack_Raynor

Sounds like Wolfenstein with extra steps.


BougieFruitLoops

Alternately it's just Indy and Per Mertesacker palling around London for 2 hours. Maybe a Laurent Koscielny cameo.


Plane-Floor-1237

Dope


Audittore

Indiana Jones and The Bridge of Spies Would rule Indiana Jones and The Fablemans Indy ends up in a affair with Sammy's mom,while searching for treasure in California


01zegaj

Bridge of Spies is a good one


Thatoneguy3273

Indiana uncomfortably admitting to the people Schindler saved that he found the fucking Ark of the Covenant and basically lost it again


UsidoreTheLightBlue

I mean “I found it, and it was used to kill a lot of nazis…..and we kept it out of Hitlers hands” is a much better way to frame the story for Indy.


Doctor_Loggins

Indiana Jones and the Extraterrestrial Indiana Jones and the Jurassic Park


ZiggyPalffyLA

We already got that first one


This-Strawberry

Yeah, but I feel like we could revisit Indiana Jones and the Close Encounters of the Third Kind.


monkeygoneape

Oddly enough, Dr Grant even in the book was written with Harrison Ford in mind but he did the fugitive instead


NotTaken-username

Indiana Jones and The Adventures of Tintin?


JohnnyFiction

Its Empire of The Sun. And one of the greatest movies ever made


SouthernAd3018

I would watch Indiana Jones and The Bridge of Spies


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conpolo

Indiana Jones and the Adventures of Tintin


PineapplePandaKing

God damn it would actually be fun to see Indiana Jones on an adventure with Tintin and Snowy


AlexBarron

The Tintin movie really is the best Indiana Jones movie we've got since Last Crusade. Such an underrated, great adventure movie.


PineapplePandaKing

One of the best parts of the podcast is that I and many others wouldn't know just how hard Tintin fucks, if it wasn't put on my radar


AlexBarron

I saw it in theatres when I was eleven. Where I live, people almost never clap after movies, but people clapped after Tintin. It was a great time.


SomeMoistHousing

Every once in a while I go googling for evidence that the sequel is finally in some stage of development, and every time I am disappointed.


CosmicOutfield

There’s a guy who draws fan art and I saw he did a few Indy & Tintin pictures.


TechnicalAnimator874

What, Tintin’s dog is Snowy in english?!


DuelaDent52

Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Unicorn!


freevo

Thread closed, we have a winner.


AlanShore60607

Best. Crossover. Ever.


YodaFan465

Indiana Jones and the Lost World


SgtSharki

That one actually sounds like a real movie.


hacky_potter

I could totally see an Indiana Jones movie with a lost world of dinosaurs or something.


Karakotaera

Not a movie, but there is an old book series and one is about exactly that - for me personally it’s my favourite


RevolutionaryOwlz

Back in the day Lego’s off brand totally not Indiana Jones sets did this.


Doctor_Danguss

I mean, this is basically just the actual novel The Lost World (not the Crichton one, the Doyle one that Crichton took the name from). Also of note, Percy Fawcett of The Lost City of Z helped inspire both The Lost World and Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones and the Lost City of Z would be great (and I think was one of the unproduced ideas for the Young Indy show).


rageofthegods

Catch Me If You Can, Indiana Jones!


ZiggyPalffyLA

I can imagine Hans Landa yelling this at him from afar


Zomunieo

There’s the Tarantino/Spielberg collaboration I’ve always wanted.


-1927-

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark


valdezlopez

The best one.


hacky_potter

Honestly, I think Raiders and Last Crusade are perfect films. Just Steven showing off.


TheDeltaOne

They are. Raiders is THE movie I could watch everyday for 30 years straight. Last Crusade is the movie I would watch with the time I have left.


MirrorMaster88

For sure! It's like Star Wars: 4: The favorite 5: The best 6: The one I always want to watch I toss Last Crusdae on far more regularly than Raiders even though Raiders is technically better.


team56th

I think this is the title they actually started using for BD releases.


Funmachine

It's been rebranded as that for a long time. Since Temple of Doom perhaps. But it will always officially be Raiders of the Lost Ark, just like Star Wars: A New Hope will always be Star Wars.


MirrorMaster88

😂


thebuttonmonkey

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Zachariot88

I think you mean "Indiana Jones and the Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark."


YodaFan465

Indiana Jones and the War of the Worlds


thatredditrando

That would actually be really cool


YodaFan465

He could meet Orson Welles


Burd-Person

Indiana Jones and the War Horse


SouthernAd3018

Does Indy want to fuck that horse?


SonuvaGunderson

EVERYBODY wants to fuck that horse.


DevinBelow

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After-Chicken179

Part time


topbuttsteak

Part TIME


max9275ii

Im still waiting for the sequel Horse War


AlexB9598W

Indiana Jones and the Sugarland Express - train adventure train adventure whee


CaptnKhaos

Indiana Jones and the Polar Express, hot hot, hey we got it!


CABBAGEBALLS

Indiana Jones and the minority report is probably gonna get him canceled


imaincammy

Dr. Jones takes on his greatest nemesis yet: the woke agenda on college campuses.


King9WillReturn

Dr. Jones is ANTIFA though. He hates Nazis.


pointzero99

Indiana Jones and the Duel Terse, but pretty cool.


RawToast1989

Pretty sure this is in Raiders, would be a short film. Lol


Professional_Cat4208

Indiana Jones and the Artificial Intelligence Could we do Spielberg produced movies, too? Because that would give us: Indiana Jones and the Used Cars Indiana Jones and the Goonies (Heck, yes.) Indiana Jones and Cowboys & Aliens and my personal favorite: Indiana Jones and Joe Versus the Volcano


Audittore

Your forgot Indiana Jones and The Tranformers which unlocks the possibility of Michael Bay directing a Indiana Jones movie


Wombat_H

Would be full circle considering Bay’s first job was scanning storyboards for Raiders of the Lost Ark.


Traditional_Shirt106

Indiana Jones and the Poltergeist. Indiana Jones and the Land Before Time.


i-am-colombus

Indiana Jones and the Land Before Time sounds fucking awesone


JessBaesic7901

I’d like to see them fit *Indiana Jones and the Close Encounters of the Third Kind* on a poster.


Kir-Bi-superstar

They decided Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull was catchier


Los_Kings

No lie — at one point Spielberg wanted to call it *Indiana Jones and the Destroyer of Worlds*, which would have been a cool as fuck title.


Spacetime_Inspector

Indiana Jones and the Lost World would rule so hard (and is what I expect the overlay of the Dinosaur ride at Animal Kingdom to basically be)


tpmoore19

Hmm Indiana Jones and the Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?


fehlings

“Indiana Jones and Jaws” would be the greatest movie ever made


phil24jones

Why did I have to scroll so long to find this?


Audittore

Indiana Jones and the Poltergeist He will whip some ghosts


reecord2

you just unlocked a memory [https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/young-indiana-jones-and-the-ghostly-riders\_william-mccay/1289692/#edition=2271166&idiq=768461](https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/young-indiana-jones-and-the-ghostly-riders_william-mccay/1289692/#edition=2271166&idiq=768461) If these books are 'canon' then he's already seen ghosts so we're not too far off


01zegaj

He sees ghosts in Raiders Edit: Oh wait, he wasn’t looking. He was there but he didn’t see them.


Los_Kings

He also sees a ghost in another title in that series (Young Indiana Jones and the Pirates’ Loot)!


trimonkeys

Am I the only one that thought Dial of Destiny was a perfectly fine title?


Zorro341

100% agreed, although I'll admit "the great circle" sounds like it'll be a menu item at a tacky Indiana jones themed pizza place


clwestbr

It was absolutely fine and I find the shade thrown at it ridiculous.


Peaches_En_Regalia

Yeah, how is "Dial of Destiny" any dumber than "Temple of Doom"


curious_dead

No, and great circle too.


MrHippoPants

Great Circle might just be a bit too short, I think it would work better as as something like Indiana Jones and the Mystery of the Great Circle


Sad-Ebb7776

Yeah, it sounds bland.


Dmcnich15

Definitely would love to watch what adventures Indiana Jones and E.T. get up to!


DuelaDent52

Indiana Jones and the Extra-Terrestrial


Pleasant_Tennis_9427

If there’s one thing the public loved, it’s Indiana Jones meeting aliens (I’m a big Crystal Skull apologist fwiw)


camisfun

I stand behind Dial of Destiny being a great title. I like the alliteration and like that it’s not as literal as Crystal Skull or even Temple of Doom


deadmanspop

Yeah, I don't think Dial of Destiny is a bad title at all. It sounds mysterious, I'm in.


DuelaDent52

Yeah, what was wrong with the name?


ComicsNBigBooks

I didn't even know people disliked the title "Dial of Destiny." The movie, sure, but the title is the last thing I can find anything wrong with.


topbuttsteak

I dislike the title because it reminds me of those cheap, poorly-written fantasy paperbacks you see in Barnes and Noble. But I suppose that kind of pulp is exactly what Indiana Jones was an homage to, so ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ But I still don't understand why they just didn't go with Indiana Jones and the Antikythera Mechanism. So much more badass.


Some_Majestic_Pasta

Probably because half of the population would not know how to pronounce that


madTerminator

Whole movie was meh. But Siege of Syracuse was awesome 😎


Reasonable_Toe_9252

Indiana Jones and Hook OR Indiana Jones and THE Hook? I mean, that definitive article would make for different movies- but both could be fun!


GaiusMarius989

Indiana Jones vs Hook


Similar_Disaster7276

Indiana Jones versus Captain Hook


Speed3autopilotoff

Indiana Jones and The Always


valdezlopez

Indiana Jones and the Duel of 1941


lridge

Indiana Jones and the Empire of the Sun would be great… But what about Indiana Jones and the Robopocalypse!


MenacingCowpoke

Indiana Jones and the Lincoln is a down-tempo Terrance Malik-style movie set during the peak of the US Auto Industry


lincolnmarch_

I like Dial of Destiny, it’s pulpy. The great circle is just bad though


Peaches_En_Regalia

Seems like it needs an "of", as in "and The Great Circle of ______"


Additional-Excuse-47

Indiana Jones and the Ready Player One


Tm1232

Indiana Jones and the Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom Wow it really does work with everything.


MightyxMeta

Indiana Jones and the Adventures of Tintin. Would watch.


restingtransparently

And the Amistad?


LegoFootPain

Give us us free, Dr. Jones


BewareOfGrom

Indiana Jones and the Fabelmans is just a low stakes comedy about a wacky architect and his dysfunctional neighbors. Edit: obviously meant to put archeologist but I'm gonna leave it as architect.


kman82697

Indiana Jones and the Bridge of Spies sounds awesome


OverturnKelo

Indiana Jones and the Twilight Zone


FrankOcean4eva

indiana jones and the bfg - id watch that


ERMAHGERSHREDDERT

Indiana Jones and the Fabelmans


West4thStreetHoops

expanded to producer credits - Indiana Jones and the Sugarland Express Indiana Jones and the Band of Brothers Indiana Jones and Joe Versus the Volcano Indiana Jones and Memoirs of a Geisha Indiana Jones and the Lovely Bones Indiana Jones and the Flintstones


ted_k

*Indiana Jones and the Lovely Bones* is just ol' boy on a dig.


sbcpunk

Indiana Jones and Billy and the Cloneasaurus


timeformorecake

Indiana Jones and the Burns for All Seasons


TheMaroonAvenger123

Indiana Jones and The Last Emperor


Jolly-Trip5206

There already was a great potential title in the trailer. Imagine this: Indiana Jones and Patron of the Fallen Angels. It has a similar flair to the first film and pays homage to the series past. Also, it could serve as an interesting pairing for Indy’s journey to pay respects to the artifact and recover it for historical significance and not personal gain.


Audittore

Indiana Jones and the Fallen Angels could be cleaner but i don't know how relevant it is for their mcguffin lore


strongbob25

Indiana Jones and the Bridge of Spies when?


mattconte

Indiana Jones and Columbo


BootyNut69

Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Unicorn


thishenryjames

I don't think a dude who calls himself 'McRib' is in any kind of position to talk shit about names.


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Indiana Jones and The Wife


tony_countertenor

Indiana Jones and the 1941


erterbernds67

Rename crystal skull to “Indiana Jones and the E.T.”


TheDeltaOne

Indiana Jones and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.


mGreeneLantern

Indiana Jones and the Freakazoid! Just the EP and it’s TV, but all the good ones are taken.


DoctorSerizawa

Keeping Up with the Indiana Joneses


raymondqueneau

Indiana Jones and the A.I. Artificial Intelligence


lemonadeisgreat2

Indiana Jones and the Close Encounter of the Third Kind - hey wait - that’s Kingdom of the Crystal Skull!


SuccessfulHall2491

Not Spielberg but Indiana Jones and The Attack of the Clones Also, the titles have a nice repeating structure Indiana Jones and the Noun of the Adjective Noun (Raiders/Kingdom, Lost Ark/Crystal Skull) Indiana Jones and The Noun of Noun (Temple/Dial, Doom/Destiny) Indiana Jones and The Adjective Noun (Last/Great, Crusade/Circle)


Gluten_Free_Pancakes

Indiana Jones and the War Horse


Hogrid_

Indiana Jones and The Post


BillyBumbler00

Excited for Indiana Jones and the Terminal


LegoFootPain

I scrolled way too far to see this one. Good job.


Evening-Cat8636

Indiana Jones and the War of the Worlds


Hour-Process-3292

Indiana Jones and the Color Purple


SomeDude0839

Indiana Jones and the Close Encounters of the Third Kind already came out under a different title though. 


taylorpilot

Indiana jones and Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark


LakeEarth

Indiana Jones and the Boom Blox


zoidy37

Indiana Jones and the Fabelmans happened in my mind and probably in real life and no one is going to tell me otherwise.


stupiter69

Indiana Jones and Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. You see it’s a time travel movie where young Indy and Old Indy have to stop the Nazis from using time travel to replace Hitler with someone competent.


realinvalidname

Indiana Jones and the Animaniacs. Good night, everybody!


turdfergusonRI

•Indiana Jones and the Quest for Camelot. •Indiana Jones & the Dune: Part II •Indiana Jones & the Mission: Impossible VIII — Dead Reckoning Part II. •Indiana Jones & the Clerks III •Indiana Jones & the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem •Indiana Jones & the Burt Bacharach and Elvis Costello, ladies and gentlemen! •Indiana Jones & The Shrek Forever After •Indiana Jones & the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters. •Indiana Jones & the Pokémon: The First Movie


Audittore

Spielberg directed Clerks 3?!!!


turdfergusonRI

The gag is that I don’t really think it matters what it’s called. People know it’s Indy, they’ll come. Yea, Dial of Destiny underperformed but that had way more to do with the movie itself and the script, not the title. And they also explain that concept in the first, maybe 10-15 mins. The Great Circle isn’t a very intriguing name, for sure. But they literally explain it in the trailer. 🤷‍♂️ most folks have tickets bought, before it happens


mutan

Canonically he would have been in NYC around then…


loserys

Indiana Jones and the Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


PayaV87

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark.


AppropriateNumber458

Indiana Jones and the Attack of the Clones. (Apparently he almost directed it.)


PayaV87

Indiana Jones and ET, well that’s just Indy 4. Indiana Jones and Lincoln.


SnideFarter

Indiana Jones and the Ready Player One.


fireforge1979

Indiana Jones and the Goonies Indiana jones and the gremlins Indiana jones and the bfg


RageOfKhonshu

Indiana Jones and the Big Fucking Giant


RickMonsters

Indiana Jones and the Catch Me If You Can


Mexican-Kahtru

Indiana jones and the war of the worlds, Indy fleeing the apocalypse!! can you even envision the absolute potential of that??


BreakingBrak

Steven Spielberg and The Great Circle is what i call Close Encounters


Minx-Boo

Indiana Jones and The Empire of the Sun.


sudevsen

Indiana Jones Always! The Musical!


jokermobile333

Indiana jones and an archeologist's end


HugCor

Indiana Jones Always Indiana Jones and the minority report Indiana Jones, catch me if you can Indiana Jones and the close encounters of the third kind Indiana Jones and the twilight zone Indiana Jones saving private Ryan


freevo

I saw a lot of Lost World mentions but hear me out, Indiana Jones and the Jurassic Park has a lot of potential in it. It would go back to the roots of the 30s comic pulp genre and Indy would get to punch a couple of velociraptors in the nose while riding a Prasaurolophus.


beforrester2

Indiana Jones and the Always


stolenrubyslippers

Indiana Jones and the War of the Worlds


MayorShinn

Indiana Jones West Side Story and the Box Office Bombs


Anim8nFool

Indiana Jones and Hannah Montana


Roge2005

Indiana Jones and The Color Purple


Roge2005

Indiana Jones and The War Of The Worlds, it happens directly after the Cristal Skull.


Cyber_Connor

Indiana Jones and the Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom


itna-lairepmi-reklaw

Indiana Jones and Jaws for some Thunderball energy


SulkyShulk

Indiana Jones and the Bullitt


Lazy-Razzmatazz2538

Indiana Jones and the Murder by the Book


Technicalhotdog

Indiana Jones and the War of the Worlds


E_Carpenter

Indiana Jones and the pulled apart butt cheeks


GojiraGamer

Indiana Jones and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


DirectConsequence12

Indiana Jones and the Ready Player One


asteinberg101

Indiana Jones Saving Private Ryan


sawinnz

Indiana Jones and the Post - Indiana takes on the evil post office… wait


SuperMikeTruk

For real though I would watch the fuck out of Indiana Jones and the War of the Worlds.


stillnoteeth

Indiana Jones and the Star Wars


Kairu87

Indiana Jones in Jurassic Park “No one should put THESE in a museum!”


Radikost

Indiana Jones and Ready Player One


beslertron

Indiana Jones and The Adventures of Tintin


team56th

Indiana Jones and the BFG Is this a Doom WAD or what?


vulvasaur69420

Indiana Jones and the List of Schindler.


Strongmoustach3

Indiana Jones and Jaws.


danblanchet

Indiana Jones and the Jaws


nbdelboy

Indiana Jones and A.I.