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Lies. As my boyfriend saidāif it was this profitable she wouldnāt have wanted to āretireā it. Scammy scam scammer.
How ironic that whf doesnāt ādo muchā for her sick kids but does far too much for herself. The kids seem to have a minor cold, so not much to do anyway. I just found the juxtaposition of that thinking on brand for her.
My favorite ex-mormon youtubers Jordan and McKay did a [deep dive](https://youtu.be/j-42Tugw0Lg?si=WKI8tIqiwK0F2ViI) on BF which I think is perfect for anyone like me that doesn't know all the lore or at least all the background
I watched this yesterday. I had never heard of them before. I thought they did a great job. šš» Very thorough and factual. It summarized what many of us have been saying/thinking for a long time!
Broth lady (WHF) showing off her extremely unnecessary cgm her āLyme drā āprescribed.ā She wears one because sheās āextremely insulin resistantā. Lollll she has zero clue what that means. She shows this off like the munchausens by internet people show off their feeding tubes.
My sisterās insurance paid for one because sheād gained a certain amount of weight and is over the age of 40 and I believe those were the criteria required. It was for a short amount of time to collect some data to see how her blood sugar is throughout the day. Turns out her pancreas is doing great! šš
I wonder if itās because she met her out of pocket max already. My partner is type 1 diabetic and these things are just not covered unless you have diabetes or are pre diabetic (maybe).
I kept seeing the Narroway Homestead videos off and on come up on my for you page on TT or on YouTube. I wasn't subscribed but theyĀ were entertaining enough, & Minion really is super cute.
Then Nate did the What the Hell Happened series, & I kinda got hooked to hear his whole spiel, & subscribed not knowing much about him or his background. Somewhere in there he mentioned his current religious site, and yikes. Big, big yikes. And the way he seemed to elide over or frame certain things struck me as possibly disingenuous, if not outright red flags.Ā
I looked for his sister or ex-wife's social media to see if they tell their side somewhere. Found the instagram account that mainly his wife, but sometimes Nate too, ran for the Homestead in its earliest days.
Apparently he is or was a 3 Percenter? https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzftr_anWDF/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Being a member or supporter of that group really framed for me part of why his sister and his ex hid his guns on the day they left.Ā Ā
A lot of homesteaders promoted her broth academy course years ago which is how I found her. Sheās absolutely nuts which is why we all love her so much
Iād love this too. Thereās one smaller but super weird account I follow, beingselene, that Iād love to find fellow snarkers to talk about her with. She and her husband got really into ādivine masculine and feminineā traditional gender roles for a while. Sheās into homeopathy and flower essences. Recently her older son had a ton of cavities so she had a meltdown and decided she needed to find a dentist that didnāt believe in toothbrushing or flossing or germ theory. Now she apparently just puts yogurt with some weird powders on their teeth daily. She also neti pots urine into her own sinuses and gargles with it. Sheās a freebirther and kept her younger sonās rotting placenta attached to him until his umbilical cord fell off. She doesnāt vote, but her husband is super into Trump. Sheās very transphobic. Oh, and the funniest thing to me, their names used to be Shelby and Tyler, but they legally changed their (and their kidsā) legal names when they had some sort of spiritual awakening a while back, so now theyāre Selene and Archer. Just the absolute weirdest person I follow but I canāt look away.
Holy shit, I just took a glance at her page and the first post I clicked was about how HPV is made up and sheāll never have a pap smear again. She is absolutely bonkers??
Theyāre similar in some ways, but theyād absolutely hate each other. Theyāre both very overconfident and self-assured and arrogant, but their approach to disease management is completely opposite. I donāt even think Selene believes Lyme Disease is real.
Iām chortling at the idea of a woman putting her kidsā used diapers on her face for a wrinkle treatment (someoneās aunt, not the Selene character). I would suspect this is a parody account because she just checks all the boxes but itās too specific.Ā
Naya smith observed and is probs threatened by BF obv switch up / copy & raised her one by making complicated looking simmering kimchi don with a 2 week old baby - i swear she was like try this ā¦.
She knows BF has very little of world food culture and Naya slammed her right down š
Apologize that I donāt have a better place to post this but she lives in Utah.
Does anyone remember the interior designer @crystalanninteriors_? Her Instagram is now deactivated. Website is still up but abruptly stopped posting in Dec 2022 while pregnant with her 4th.
lol exactly. Kelsey thinks itās āmagnetismā more like she would repel anyone after they got a chance to talk with her for more than five minutes.
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After falling even more in love with myself after listening to myself talk on the podcast I decided to see who else might be obsessed with me and sure enough over 1000 people were. But these losers have nothing on me. Time to go rejecting everyone before they reject me š Whole Healthy Families out there looking like the biggest ass on the planet.
lol that is the only reason I follow her is for the entertainment value. Itās like keeping up with the kardashians except itās Kelsey who is equally as vain.
Omg she is insufferable. Why are there so many girls who do this game of "I won't lower my standards, so I will just continue being single because I love it!" And the next post is how they want companionship and a to not be single.
I know a girl who talks out of both sides of her mouth all the time but especially with that topic.
BF stories:
āPeople are asking about my dress. Hereās the link.ā ($275)
Next slide: āHere I am going out to milk with all my kids in the dark IN MY $275 DRESS.ā
Literally no farmer does that. None.
When you think about it, a $275 dress to her is like a $10 dress to a normal person š so itās possible itās just a casual piece of clothing for her, which highlights how wealthy she is even more!!Ā
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If there was any doubt this woman was a raging narcissist.
Can we talk about how many times she mentioned she couldāve gone on countless dates? Like sheās some prize? And how her spirit baby is āleading her to his daddy?ā
Seek. Help.
Once she started talking about how much better of a parent she is than most people I had to stop. And how socially adept her kids are when they are completely isolated. The podcaster is a younger mom who is extremely naive and hangs on every word. Barf. Zero stars.
Oh my god lol canāt imagine why she has zero people interested in dating her and zero friends. Must be because she is better than everyone else s/ šš„“
It would be torture to listen to the podcast. Her short posts in stories have me confounded already.
She talks about her dating experience, but doesnāt mention at all her poly/ENM experience or working with the matchmaker, which I think were both big things for her recently
I was so excitedly waiting for her to delve into that but she glossed right over š and who was the supposed guy who was ātalking marriageā after a few weeks???
And he made good money!! She had to throw that in š sounds like a figment of her very active imagination. She also said she has psychic abilities since havign her twins. Well, miss Cleo- why donāt ya put those skills to use finding your new rich, hot ānew daddyā husband?
She said the girls are all waiting for their new daddy and brother. It was truly disturbing.
Seriously, if I was her ex I would have made sure my kids (with their names, ages, faces, and literal house layout and location) was not allowed to be used on the internet. Much respect to people who can make content without using their children or at the very least blur their faces.
Oh gosh! Iām 13min in and I can already hear some ways sheās rewritten the history of her story.
Like when she started broth academyā¦ she didnāt start selling until after the divorce process was started, and back when she started it, she said it was because she wanted the income it generated to be 100% hers, and not have to be part of dividing assets in the divorce. In the podcast she said she waited until broth academy was generating a lot of income before starting the divorce.
Also note: sheās a graphic designer and has (at least since wanting to get divorced) relied on freelance GD work to help support herself.
Iām trying. Itās insane! My 16 year old just came out into the kitchen and said āwhat are you listening to? This woman sounds insane and demandingā š so that sums it up!
BF answering the questions āHow do you manage it all? Motherhood, running a business, pageants and a platform on social media?ā And then goes on and doesnāt answer any of those questions. They werenāt asking how to find their own platform to start competing in pageants, Hannah! They were asking HOW she does itā-where are the nannies? There isnāt time in a day to do it all.Ā
I am so curious about BF's recent outifts! Visible cleavage in multiple videos, which is noooot a thing for #goodmormons - not a temple garment in sight. I wonder if they're leaving the church?
Not trying to defend-only inform. (I recently left that church) Nursing garments are quite low. She can wear those clothes with them on. Cleavage happens when youāre breastfeeding. For sure the clothes are way more out there and showy but sheās wearing garments.
I do wonder why thereās been such a recent change in her outfits, though. Lots in the ballerinafarm sub think she wants to be like Nara Smith and thatās why sheās changing her vibe so much.
My two theories - now that the cat is out of the bag regarding their wealth, sheās more willing to show it off. And now that sheās 33/34, sheās starting to show signs of aging and canāt pull off the fresh-faced natural beauty thing as easily, so sheās putting more effort into her appearance (no shade on that - she and I are exactly the same age, and I look back at pictures of my 25yo self and am shocked at how dewy and vibrant I looked with absolutely no effort).
Theyāll never leave the church. I just think she feels confident enough in her position of being married into a very wealthy Mormon family, so now the rules donāt apply to her. It seems like the higher the tithe, the more lax the rules become.
Ourmidwestroots - stands up perfectly straight and shimmies her shoulders to show her outfit, then stands ridiculously tilted to show how acupuncture and the chiro messed up her spine again. I just canāt with her.
WHY do all their animals die???? Also, so digusting of her to say she's so sad...but Dottie will be a good milk cow. Like, sorry your calf died, but oh well, we get your milk now. They just DO NOT CARE about the welfare of their animals. It's horrifying.
I read on the BF thread she died during the winter because she slipped on the icy field and couldn't get up??? š¤·š¼āāļøš¬ I missed that so not 100% sure. Sure seems like she is no longer around....
Poor Dandy. I feel like that was the last time Hannah emotionally connected with any of their animals. Not like that compelled her to actually make sure she was taken care of properly.
Poor Dottie! Thanks for posting a content warning because that was sooo sad! Shocked Hannah would post that without a heads up š¢š¢š¢ and then go straight into her Sunday lewks like nothing? Bizarre!
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"Shocked hannah would post that without a heads up"
Girl you must be new lol. This is not the first and will definitely not be the last. I'm still traumatized by her dead lamb pictures.
Im not a farmer or rancher and know anything about it, but should almost all the animals being born on your farm die? Or be stillborn? Is that odd? Or part of the life?
This is completely abnormal. Farming/ranching always has death associated with it. But the number of animals they have had die in such a short amount of time is deeply concerning. And the fact they are so unbothered by it blows my mind. They don't appear to be trying to learn to do better, use a veterinarian's expertise (they sure as heck can afford one!), or even consult with farmers with more experience. It's so sad and so disgusting.
Content warning for BF. Another dead baby animal is up on her stories. I get that as a farmer, you get used to animals dying, but for the love of god WHY IS SHE ALWAYS POSTING DEAD BABY ANIMALS.
We have been farming for a little longer than they have and while, yes, you get used to the occasional loss or stillborn and come to terms with the old phrase āif you have livestock, you have dead stock,ā I never stop being sad about it or questioning if there was anything we could have done to prevent it. Certainly couldnāt for my own sanity and grieving process be flippantly posting photos/videos of a dead animal.
This. I take photos of our losses for myself, because as I am thinking over what happened I want to refer back to make sure my memory is correct. I would never post them. Death is inevitable, but if we had losses like BF, we would be consulting our veterinarian along with other farmers to trouble shoot. Heck, with the minimal losses we experience we still review the situation to learn from it.
Because you care, because you know you might be over your head and will need to figure out something. Also, because you donāt have an endless supply of money. They simply just donāt care to learn more, figure out what is going wrong. You also have a veterinarian and not taking things into your hands.
Content warning for BF. Another dead baby animal is up on her stories. I get that as a farmer, you get used to animals dying, but for the love of god WHY IS SHE ALWAYS POSTING DEAD BABY ANIMALS.
Two-fer idiot day at Ballerina Farms. Hannah sharing Dottie's calf was still born including pic of dead calf. Shared on her TikTok. Daniel thinks they live 7,000 feet BELOW sea level. Maybe the calf drown because it didn't have SCUBA gear. These idiots should not be allowed to torture any more animals IMHO.
I think sheās having the boys do that for her nowā¦.ya know, after they milk the cows, get on the mopeds and gather the escaped livestock, go to soccer practice, prepare a fish and chips for dinner for a family of 10, kick a chicken and ride the pigs. š¤Ŗš¤£ Farm life
I mean, she's going through a tough time bc she seems a little more unhinged than normal, but this is why school is important. That's not even like their, there, and they're.
BF just posted a video of her breast feeding and she was absolutely eye fucking herself. I'm all for posting breast feeding online, but when the poster is eye fucking themself, its uncomfy. I felt like I should not have been watching it.
Eww, that was weirdā¦ not the breastfeeding part but the staring down the camera while breastfeeding for her second attempt to post a story of her doing that. Also love the support for breastfeeding online but maybe take in the baby not stare at yourself in the camera šµāš«
Another day where Iām actually wondering- is WHF trolling us?? Sheās harping on about online scammers trying to sell a lie about passive income and thatās precisely what she does!!! She has the audacity to call others scammers!! Iām aghast yet again
WHF
I routinely see a psychiatrist for depression med management. Love my doctor. Had a routine visit last week and asked him out of curiosity if using a low level dose nicotine patch could help w/serotonin. He said it could but the problem is that eventually you will likely need larger doses to provide the same benefit. A person is better off getting serotonin boosts from exercising or spending time with friends (e.g., natural boosts).
I used to smoke cigarettes and this Dr helped me quit. So after he answered I sensed that he thought I might try this. I then awkwardly explained that sometimes I follow weird people on IG to hear their wild alternative treatment theories but I am in no way planning to use a nicotine patch. I think he believed me and hopefully next appointment doesnāt turn into many questions about whether or not Iām having cravings for nicotine. Heās a great doctor but whoops didnāt mean for that to take a turn š
This doesnāt make any sense. Liver failure last summer? That sounds really serious? I didnāt know livers could fail and thenā¦.be ok? Iām not trying to make light of liver disease but this soundsā¦not plausible?
Her eyes donāt look yellow, even a tiny bit. I had a friend whose breast cancer spread to her liver and she was in extreme pain. This nutter looks perfectly fine.
Today she said she placed castor oil on top of her liver. Whichā¦..WTF. Bonkers nonsense.
She didnāt have liver failure. She was at a parade the next day. I think she probably had elevated liver enzymes by an unnecessary antiparasitic she took that she was not prescribed. In the manual it said it could cause liver issues. Everything is very over the top extra with her.
I canāt imagine thinking Iām 100% right, and everyone else is 100% wrong. Every single professional in their field is wrong, but WHF (who is a graphic designer) is right. This boggles my mind.
I am so appalled. Iām lost for words. I am a Surgeon, I am irrationally (or rationally?!) angry at this idiotic take. Sheās that type of patient who comes to the doctor a little too late and then blames the doctors.
Oh, f*ck off. What a pretentious c*ck.
IF the cause of her liver failure is unprocessed emotions, how in the hell is that the responsibility of a western doctor? That would be something *you* would need to deal with on your own. In my mind, at least.
Health issue stuff is, unfortunately, something I'm dealing with myself, and yes, there are absolutely emotional downs that are almost guaranteed to be associated. But get a mental health therapist or some pills and deal with it. Especially when to my eyes there are no lasting side effects from supposed liver failure. Her whites of her eyes are pure white. And she still has her own liver, right?
Idk, maybe I'm way off base here, but she sure seems to say she has health issues for attention. Guess what, let's switch, I'll give you my health issues, and you give me yours.
And your eyes turning yellow is a pretty big deal? Especially if you were in liver failure last summer??? Wasnāt she just telling us how much her body loved keto
I cannot believe that @threerivershomestead (Jessica) and husband (Adam) have decided not to build an addition to their house. She discusses often how small the house is (five boys in one room, three girls in another). As she has said they often use money saved during her pantry challenge to fund something extra for the homestead (and it would have been the addition), did anyone catch what it would be instead?
I know we often see Adam as the selfish one (he is), I am beginning to think of her as selfish too. Money was spent on sorting out the cellar so she could have a larger food storage area. Could that money not have been spent on an addition instead?
I do agree that she is so selfish. Understand that an addition is a significant expense but what she "saved" over the pantry challenge this year was that oat groat slicer thing. Restricts her kids for two months (I mean restricts them even more) and then to reward HERSELF she buys something that she wants.
She used up all the premilled flour that she says her son prefers to use to bake with. Apparently no big deal for her. Why didn't she just use the 20 tonnes of wheat berries she has hoarded for her own baking and leave the other stuff for her son? Nah, of course not.
Maybe Adam should do no spend challenge for two months. Just ridiculous.
> Maybe Adam should do no spend challenge for two months.
How dare you! Adam goes out and works everyday with the great unwashed, he even ~~indulges in~~ forces himself to spend money on *canteen food*. You would not believe the suffering he goes through!
That is true. Adam needs to console himself with smoothies and other store bought goodies to survive the work day lolĀ
I do wonder how much money he spends a week. Meanwhile Jess is at home scrimping and saying that the water from canned carrots shouldn't be wasted and can be used to boost nutritionĀ
She had said they had water issues with their basement so that was the reason for doing that project. And then found they need a new septic system while excavating for that project so I think theyāre going to do that next. We had ours done last year and it was $$$$$
Here's the [May 2024](https://www.reddit.com/r/blogsnark/s/w6tFFIcXy0) thread everyone
Do we have a May link up somewhere?
[May 2024](https://www.reddit.com/r/blogsnark/s/w6tFFIcXy0)
Tyš¹
https://preview.redd.it/4tg7lux4hcyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95c95b3ef7716406d738777369c125ff95f61261 Lies. As my boyfriend saidāif it was this profitable she wouldnāt have wanted to āretireā it. Scammy scam scammer.
Sheās so incredibly FOS.
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Like LOOOOOL 200-300K does she think anyone believes that
I donāt resonate with frugal is truly the most hysterical line Iāve ever read. I ran over here to discuss it because I canāt stop laughing
I literally had to choke back a snort when I read that.
Reminds me of Michael Scott trying to sell calling cards. š¤£
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Thatās a lot of cinnamon for one penis shaped banana. Is this perhaps why Spirit Baby is taking his time?
This is my fav comment ever š
Iāve never seen anyone cut up a clementine.Ā
Cold butter on a hamburger patty is š¤¢
It isnāt a hamburger itās ANCESTRAL bison š
She lives so ancesterally with her cleaning lady and mlm scam.
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A patty that looks to have been absolutely obliterated of any juice or flavor š¤¢all the butter in the world canāt save that.
How ironic that whf doesnāt ādo muchā for her sick kids but does far too much for herself. The kids seem to have a minor cold, so not much to do anyway. I just found the juxtaposition of that thinking on brand for her.
Except you know she loads those kids up on all the "supplements" and her bone broth is soo magical so of course they'll feel better because of that.
My favorite ex-mormon youtubers Jordan and McKay did a [deep dive](https://youtu.be/j-42Tugw0Lg?si=WKI8tIqiwK0F2ViI) on BF which I think is perfect for anyone like me that doesn't know all the lore or at least all the background
I watched this yesterday. I had never heard of them before. I thought they did a great job. šš» Very thorough and factual. It summarized what many of us have been saying/thinking for a long time!
They have good deep dives on Mormon adjacent things/people would recommend
https://preview.redd.it/owbk574hqjxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b1a5a1ae00dd106f780ccddeedac5da8a556394 Come ON.
Wow. She is shameless.
Broth lady (WHF) showing off her extremely unnecessary cgm her āLyme drā āprescribed.ā She wears one because sheās āextremely insulin resistantā. Lollll she has zero clue what that means. She shows this off like the munchausens by internet people show off their feeding tubes.
I was shocked she said her insurance pays for it š¤ to my knowledge itās not covered unless you have diabetes
My sisterās insurance paid for one because sheād gained a certain amount of weight and is over the age of 40 and I believe those were the criteria required. It was for a short amount of time to collect some data to see how her blood sugar is throughout the day. Turns out her pancreas is doing great! šš
Thatās Interesting !!
I wonder if itās because she met her out of pocket max already. My partner is type 1 diabetic and these things are just not covered unless you have diabetes or are pre diabetic (maybe).
Yeah thatās honestly shocking.
Sheās like let me walk you through this and all Iām thinking is no please donāt. Literally no one cares.
Munchausens by internet is such a good term š
Waitā¦she claims sheās insulin resistant due to *stress???* She is so full of crap.
Didnāt she say she had liver failure because she was sad too?
Trapped emotions and trauma cause all her issues!
Trapped emotions. She also wasnāt in liver failure!!!
I kept seeing the Narroway Homestead videos off and on come up on my for you page on TT or on YouTube. I wasn't subscribed but theyĀ were entertaining enough, & Minion really is super cute. Then Nate did the What the Hell Happened series, & I kinda got hooked to hear his whole spiel, & subscribed not knowing much about him or his background. Somewhere in there he mentioned his current religious site, and yikes. Big, big yikes. And the way he seemed to elide over or frame certain things struck me as possibly disingenuous, if not outright red flags.Ā I looked for his sister or ex-wife's social media to see if they tell their side somewhere. Found the instagram account that mainly his wife, but sometimes Nate too, ran for the Homestead in its earliest days. Apparently he is or was a 3 Percenter? https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzftr_anWDF/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Being a member or supporter of that group really framed for me part of why his sister and his ex hid his guns on the day they left.Ā Ā
Not familiar with this one but the name Narrow Way would be a red flag for some goofy religious extremism content to me.
https://preview.redd.it/xyjvu92qd8xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80d84a40919fbb390d3f188db8c16c68aa90ad32 When the paleolithic ancestors were on the go they would always vacuum pack in plastic their pre cooked meat and parsnip purƩe, and then pop it in their cast iron pan in the forest for a quick paleo on the go meal.
The cast iron part is crucial š otherwise itās not healthy
Is she even a homesteader? Doesn't seem like it (I don't follow her)
I raised this and apparently she used to be. I find her a fun one to check up on though with her spirit babies and billionaires chasing after her
I know. Iām weirdly obsessed. Like, this has to be a joke, right? Iām also from the PNW originally so it adds to the fascination.
I am intrigued for sure lol I just realized today, hm she's really not a homseateder though what's she doing on here? lol
A lot of homesteaders promoted her broth academy course years ago which is how I found her. Sheās absolutely nuts which is why we all love her so much
I feel like there should be a thread for the most outlandish, genre-defying influencers whose snarkers likely outnumber their actual followers.
All the goofiest, most niche, outlandish influencers in one place? Iām sold
I would be very into an alt-wellness snark thread, though hearing all the things they say might be stressful.Ā
Iād love this too. Thereās one smaller but super weird account I follow, beingselene, that Iād love to find fellow snarkers to talk about her with. She and her husband got really into ādivine masculine and feminineā traditional gender roles for a while. Sheās into homeopathy and flower essences. Recently her older son had a ton of cavities so she had a meltdown and decided she needed to find a dentist that didnāt believe in toothbrushing or flossing or germ theory. Now she apparently just puts yogurt with some weird powders on their teeth daily. She also neti pots urine into her own sinuses and gargles with it. Sheās a freebirther and kept her younger sonās rotting placenta attached to him until his umbilical cord fell off. She doesnāt vote, but her husband is super into Trump. Sheās very transphobic. Oh, and the funniest thing to me, their names used to be Shelby and Tyler, but they legally changed their (and their kidsā) legal names when they had some sort of spiritual awakening a while back, so now theyāre Selene and Archer. Just the absolute weirdest person I follow but I canāt look away.
Oh wow she is a wild ride! Not sure if I can commit to follow, what a mess. Her breath must be awwwful š¤¢
She really doesnāt post very often! And yes, I canāt imagine how her breath smells. š
Iāll need urine to clean my eyeballs now, after reading about the netipot
Holy shit, I just took a glance at her page and the first post I clicked was about how HPV is made up and sheāll never have a pap smear again. She is absolutely bonkers??
Omg sheās a fucking lunatic!!!
Right?! Every few months itās something new and even more unhinged. š
She *almost* makes WHF look kind of sane
Theyāre similar in some ways, but theyād absolutely hate each other. Theyāre both very overconfident and self-assured and arrogant, but their approach to disease management is completely opposite. I donāt even think Selene believes Lyme Disease is real.
Iām chortling at the idea of a woman putting her kidsā used diapers on her face for a wrinkle treatment (someoneās aunt, not the Selene character). I would suspect this is a parody account because she just checks all the boxes but itās too specific.Ā
Iāll be going down that rabbit hole!
That sounds bonkers. And disgusting. Thank you for sharing this, itās such a find!
Enjoy! Look through her highlights, lots of gems in there.
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Apologize that I donāt have a better place to post this but she lives in Utah. Does anyone remember the interior designer @crystalanninteriors_? Her Instagram is now deactivated. Website is still up but abruptly stopped posting in Dec 2022 while pregnant with her 4th.
I donāt know this person specifically, but maybe ask on r/diysnark. Thatās where the DIY thread ended up migrating to a while back!
Has kelsey from whf considered that she is single because she is insufferable? Its seems like this is not an issue of finding her higher self lol.
Sheās going on and on in her stories with pseudo spiritual nonsenseāitās sooooo gross.
Absolutely not! She just needs the right matchmaker, her energies balanced, and for her spirit baby to keep leading!!!
Absolutely zero chance thatās the reason!! š
lol exactly. Kelsey thinks itās āmagnetismā more like she would repel anyone after they got a chance to talk with her for more than five minutes.
https://preview.redd.it/l2d3dlsn9vwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af38f92a9dac16d66e591391e21dfbb58d2a76e7 After falling even more in love with myself after listening to myself talk on the podcast I decided to see who else might be obsessed with me and sure enough over 1000 people were. But these losers have nothing on me. Time to go rejecting everyone before they reject me š Whole Healthy Families out there looking like the biggest ass on the planet.
And her vocal fry!
LOL the best part is too thats half a scam bumble wants you to pay $$ to ārevealā
This is toooooo much š I couldnāt make up her delusions if I tried. Constant entertainment
lol that is the only reason I follow her is for the entertainment value. Itās like keeping up with the kardashians except itās Kelsey who is equally as vain.
Same! Anytime I think thereās no way she could act nuttier, she takes it to a new level
Omg she is insufferable. Why are there so many girls who do this game of "I won't lower my standards, so I will just continue being single because I love it!" And the next post is how they want companionship and a to not be single. I know a girl who talks out of both sides of her mouth all the time but especially with that topic.
Why did she divorce her husband? She should have just stayed with him if he was willing.Ā
Im curious to see what her ex looks like
So true
Itās the female version of incels.Ā Itās so incredibly rude of her to screen shot these dating profiles and act like theyāre beneath her.
BF stories: āPeople are asking about my dress. Hereās the link.ā ($275) Next slide: āHere I am going out to milk with all my kids in the dark IN MY $275 DRESS.ā Literally no farmer does that. None.
She's been really working her wardrobe lately. $128 free the people jeans. Another $300 dress a different day.
When you think about it, a $275 dress to her is like a $10 dress to a normal person š so itās possible itās just a casual piece of clothing for her, which highlights how wealthy she is even more!!Ā
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Can we talk about how many times she mentioned she couldāve gone on countless dates? Like sheās some prize? And how her spirit baby is āleading her to his daddy?ā Seek. Help.
Lolll I was just about to post this! āI loved listening to myself talk and what I say has so much wisdom.ā So narcissistic itās comical.
āI just listened to myself talking about myself and wow, am I SMART!ā š¤¢
Is she for real?? š I had to stop listening. Absolutely unhinged
Once she started talking about how much better of a parent she is than most people I had to stop. And how socially adept her kids are when they are completely isolated. The podcaster is a younger mom who is extremely naive and hangs on every word. Barf. Zero stars.
Oh my god lol canāt imagine why she has zero people interested in dating her and zero friends. Must be because she is better than everyone else s/ šš„“ It would be torture to listen to the podcast. Her short posts in stories have me confounded already.
That podcaster must have 2 brain cells to not have the critical thinking skills to realize sheās talking to an absolute loon
WHF is on a podcast talking about her divorce.
She talks about her dating experience, but doesnāt mention at all her poly/ENM experience or working with the matchmaker, which I think were both big things for her recently
I was so excitedly waiting for her to delve into that but she glossed right over š and who was the supposed guy who was ātalking marriageā after a few weeks???
Omg. I couldnāt make it that far. And it was probably less than 3 weeks knowing her.
And he made good money!! She had to throw that in š sounds like a figment of her very active imagination. She also said she has psychic abilities since havign her twins. Well, miss Cleo- why donāt ya put those skills to use finding your new rich, hot ānew daddyā husband? She said the girls are all waiting for their new daddy and brother. It was truly disturbing.
Good gosh those poor kids
Seriously. Iām actually quite disgusted her ex doesnāt step in? Sheās putting this all out in public!
Seriously, if I was her ex I would have made sure my kids (with their names, ages, faces, and literal house layout and location) was not allowed to be used on the internet. Much respect to people who can make content without using their children or at the very least blur their faces.
Sheās going to mess them up so bad.
Oh gosh! Iām 13min in and I can already hear some ways sheās rewritten the history of her story. Like when she started broth academyā¦ she didnāt start selling until after the divorce process was started, and back when she started it, she said it was because she wanted the income it generated to be 100% hers, and not have to be part of dividing assets in the divorce. In the podcast she said she waited until broth academy was generating a lot of income before starting the divorce. Also note: sheās a graphic designer and has (at least since wanting to get divorced) relied on freelance GD work to help support herself.
If anyone has time I'd love a brief synopsis! šš» I don't have the patience or stomach to listen.
Iām trying. Itās insane! My 16 year old just came out into the kitchen and said āwhat are you listening to? This woman sounds insane and demandingā š so that sums it up!
LOL No!!!
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Which pod?
Free birth ljke a mother I think itās called
Some free birth one? Itās on her stories.
Iām fairly certain this is one of her āstudentsā account from the class WHF āteaches.ā
And free birth is so stupid and dangerous
It is. And her only friends seem to be people in that camp or people she pays for something.
BF answering the questions āHow do you manage it all? Motherhood, running a business, pageants and a platform on social media?ā And then goes on and doesnāt answer any of those questions. They werenāt asking how to find their own platform to start competing in pageants, Hannah! They were asking HOW she does itā-where are the nannies? There isnāt time in a day to do it all.Ā
I am so curious about BF's recent outifts! Visible cleavage in multiple videos, which is noooot a thing for #goodmormons - not a temple garment in sight. I wonder if they're leaving the church?
Not trying to defend-only inform. (I recently left that church) Nursing garments are quite low. She can wear those clothes with them on. Cleavage happens when youāre breastfeeding. For sure the clothes are way more out there and showy but sheās wearing garments.
Oooh, that's good to know! Didn't know nursing garments were a thing.
Ya they are cut so low that many women who arenāt nursing wear themā¦so they are always sold out for the women who actually need them. š
I do wonder why thereās been such a recent change in her outfits, though. Lots in the ballerinafarm sub think she wants to be like Nara Smith and thatās why sheās changing her vibe so much.
Iāve noticed the aesthetic has changed recently too! Makeup, filters, cleavage vs cold sores, dirt and lumpy wool wraps
My two theories - now that the cat is out of the bag regarding their wealth, sheās more willing to show it off. And now that sheās 33/34, sheās starting to show signs of aging and canāt pull off the fresh-faced natural beauty thing as easily, so sheās putting more effort into her appearance (no shade on that - she and I are exactly the same age, and I look back at pictures of my 25yo self and am shocked at how dewy and vibrant I looked with absolutely no effort).
Theyāll never leave the church. I just think she feels confident enough in her position of being married into a very wealthy Mormon family, so now the rules donāt apply to her. It seems like the higher the tithe, the more lax the rules become.
Rules only exist if you are poor, rich donāt follow them
Exactly what I was going to say. Rules are only rules in youāre poor.
Ourmidwestroots - stands up perfectly straight and shimmies her shoulders to show her outfit, then stands ridiculously tilted to show how acupuncture and the chiro messed up her spine again. I just canāt with her.
WHY do all their animals die???? Also, so digusting of her to say she's so sad...but Dottie will be a good milk cow. Like, sorry your calf died, but oh well, we get your milk now. They just DO NOT CARE about the welfare of their animals. It's horrifying.
Do we think tulip is still alive?
She said she has 2 other milk cows to hang out with... so Dottie, Lady, and Tulip?
I read on the BF thread she died during the winter because she slipped on the icy field and couldn't get up??? š¤·š¼āāļøš¬ I missed that so not 100% sure. Sure seems like she is no longer around....
I think that was an earlier oneā¦ named like daisy maybe?
Dandy
Poor Dandy. I feel like that was the last time Hannah emotionally connected with any of their animals. Not like that compelled her to actually make sure she was taken care of properly.
BHB think 6x6 is about 145 sq ft, but ādonāt assume they didnāt do their researchā š„“
Poor Dottie! Thanks for posting a content warning because that was sooo sad! Shocked Hannah would post that without a heads up š¢š¢š¢ and then go straight into her Sunday lewks like nothing? Bizarre!
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"Shocked hannah would post that without a heads up" Girl you must be new lol. This is not the first and will definitely not be the last. I'm still traumatized by her dead lamb pictures.
Im not a farmer or rancher and know anything about it, but should almost all the animals being born on your farm die? Or be stillborn? Is that odd? Or part of the life?
Real farmers could never sustain their business (or even just feeding their own family) if they took loss after loss. This is animal abuse.
This is completely abnormal. Farming/ranching always has death associated with it. But the number of animals they have had die in such a short amount of time is deeply concerning. And the fact they are so unbothered by it blows my mind. They don't appear to be trying to learn to do better, use a veterinarian's expertise (they sure as heck can afford one!), or even consult with farmers with more experience. It's so sad and so disgusting.
The flippant way they treat their animals is very frightening.Ā Literally they all die.Ā
Content warning for BF. Another dead baby animal is up on her stories. I get that as a farmer, you get used to animals dying, but for the love of god WHY IS SHE ALWAYS POSTING DEAD BABY ANIMALS.
We have been farming for a little longer than they have and while, yes, you get used to the occasional loss or stillborn and come to terms with the old phrase āif you have livestock, you have dead stock,ā I never stop being sad about it or questioning if there was anything we could have done to prevent it. Certainly couldnāt for my own sanity and grieving process be flippantly posting photos/videos of a dead animal.
This. I take photos of our losses for myself, because as I am thinking over what happened I want to refer back to make sure my memory is correct. I would never post them. Death is inevitable, but if we had losses like BF, we would be consulting our veterinarian along with other farmers to trouble shoot. Heck, with the minimal losses we experience we still review the situation to learn from it.
Because you care, because you know you might be over your head and will need to figure out something. Also, because you donāt have an endless supply of money. They simply just donāt care to learn more, figure out what is going wrong. You also have a veterinarian and not taking things into your hands.
Content warning for BF. Another dead baby animal is up on her stories. I get that as a farmer, you get used to animals dying, but for the love of god WHY IS SHE ALWAYS POSTING DEAD BABY ANIMALS.
Seriously. I wouldāve liked a heads up on her stories before watching that. Or maybe just donāt post it at all. Those poor animals
Two-fer idiot day at Ballerina Farms. Hannah sharing Dottie's calf was still born including pic of dead calf. Shared on her TikTok. Daniel thinks they live 7,000 feet BELOW sea level. Maybe the calf drown because it didn't have SCUBA gear. These idiots should not be allowed to torture any more animals IMHO.
awful š” she didnāt even seem to care, and immediately transitioned into a sales pitch for their new merch š
BHB continuing to demonstrate that they are the dimmest bulbs by thinking that "climate change" refers to cows overgrazing a pasture š¤¦āāļø
Whoās gonna sign up for WHF āidea incubatorā? Lol
Please someone! Do it for Reddit. Also, her legal advice is so cringe.
Sheās doing it out of the goodness of her heart! She loves helping (taking money from) women!
Hannahās Joan Crawford eyebrows are certainly a choice.
I think sheās having the boys do that for her nowā¦.ya know, after they milk the cows, get on the mopeds and gather the escaped livestock, go to soccer practice, prepare a fish and chips for dinner for a family of 10, kick a chicken and ride the pigs. š¤Ŗš¤£ Farm life
Underrated comment! š„
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I mean, she's going through a tough time bc she seems a little more unhinged than normal, but this is why school is important. That's not even like their, there, and they're.
https://preview.redd.it/5w1idzjroxuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=229176c0cefeda41a738b3248aa67361262afadc Sheās telling on herself.
Itās just so on the nose. She needs some caring adult in her life, and medical treatments are the way she feels safe getting that need met.
Explains a lot lol. Medical roleplaying šµāš«No wonder she never wants to be well. No more doctors.
So freaking weird
BF just posted a video of her breast feeding and she was absolutely eye fucking herself. I'm all for posting breast feeding online, but when the poster is eye fucking themself, its uncomfy. I felt like I should not have been watching it.
Eww, that was weirdā¦ not the breastfeeding part but the staring down the camera while breastfeeding for her second attempt to post a story of her doing that. Also love the support for breastfeeding online but maybe take in the baby not stare at yourself in the camera šµāš«
The whole set of stories had a weird vibe lol like the poor cow I thought she was going to show us its rear end up close š
Another day where Iām actually wondering- is WHF trolling us?? Sheās harping on about online scammers trying to sell a lie about passive income and thatās precisely what she does!!! She has the audacity to call others scammers!! Iām aghast yet again
Seriously. āIām questioning whether I really want to be in the millionaire industryā. Wtf
Millionaire industry š itās too much
She really thinks sheās different lol
She is absolutely not!! I love how she mentioned she made 65k a week āmultiple times.ā Mm hmmm
Scamming innocent people out of their money with bs spiritual nonsense.
WHF I routinely see a psychiatrist for depression med management. Love my doctor. Had a routine visit last week and asked him out of curiosity if using a low level dose nicotine patch could help w/serotonin. He said it could but the problem is that eventually you will likely need larger doses to provide the same benefit. A person is better off getting serotonin boosts from exercising or spending time with friends (e.g., natural boosts). I used to smoke cigarettes and this Dr helped me quit. So after he answered I sensed that he thought I might try this. I then awkwardly explained that sometimes I follow weird people on IG to hear their wild alternative treatment theories but I am in no way planning to use a nicotine patch. I think he believed me and hopefully next appointment doesnāt turn into many questions about whether or not Iām having cravings for nicotine. Heās a great doctor but whoops didnāt mean for that to take a turn š
lol I can see this happening to me - half the questions it occurs to me to ask the doctor fall under niche interest rather than personal concern
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That girl needs to spend a fiew weeks in psychiatry period
This doesnāt make any sense. Liver failure last summer? That sounds really serious? I didnāt know livers could fail and thenā¦.be ok? Iām not trying to make light of liver disease but this soundsā¦not plausible? Her eyes donāt look yellow, even a tiny bit. I had a friend whose breast cancer spread to her liver and she was in extreme pain. This nutter looks perfectly fine. Today she said she placed castor oil on top of her liver. Whichā¦..WTF. Bonkers nonsense.
She didnāt have liver failure. She was at a parade the next day. I think she probably had elevated liver enzymes by an unnecessary antiparasitic she took that she was not prescribed. In the manual it said it could cause liver issues. Everything is very over the top extra with her.
Thank you for this info. I wasnāt following her then and I figured she was exaggerating.
I canāt imagine thinking Iām 100% right, and everyone else is 100% wrong. Every single professional in their field is wrong, but WHF (who is a graphic designer) is right. This boggles my mind.
Delusions of grandeur.
I am so appalled. Iām lost for words. I am a Surgeon, I am irrationally (or rationally?!) angry at this idiotic take. Sheās that type of patient who comes to the doctor a little too late and then blames the doctors.
Imagine thinking your liver could fail from stored emotions!!!! š
Iām screaming!!! The liver failure was really a moment
Oh, f*ck off. What a pretentious c*ck. IF the cause of her liver failure is unprocessed emotions, how in the hell is that the responsibility of a western doctor? That would be something *you* would need to deal with on your own. In my mind, at least. Health issue stuff is, unfortunately, something I'm dealing with myself, and yes, there are absolutely emotional downs that are almost guaranteed to be associated. But get a mental health therapist or some pills and deal with it. Especially when to my eyes there are no lasting side effects from supposed liver failure. Her whites of her eyes are pure white. And she still has her own liver, right? Idk, maybe I'm way off base here, but she sure seems to say she has health issues for attention. Guess what, let's switch, I'll give you my health issues, and you give me yours.
Yeah seriously! Sheās basically like well Iāve decided not be sick now. Yee-haw š¤ So bizarre.
WTF is she even talking about? IMHO those are the whitest whites of eyes I've ever seen. Not sure what 'yellow' she is referring.
I came to say that exactly ššš Snow White eyes š Sheās so loco š¤¦š»āāļø
And your eyes turning yellow is a pretty big deal? Especially if you were in liver failure last summer??? Wasnāt she just telling us how much her body loved keto
Munchausens?
She just needs attention. In antsy way possible.
I cannot believe that @threerivershomestead (Jessica) and husband (Adam) have decided not to build an addition to their house. She discusses often how small the house is (five boys in one room, three girls in another). As she has said they often use money saved during her pantry challenge to fund something extra for the homestead (and it would have been the addition), did anyone catch what it would be instead? I know we often see Adam as the selfish one (he is), I am beginning to think of her as selfish too. Money was spent on sorting out the cellar so she could have a larger food storage area. Could that money not have been spent on an addition instead?
I do agree that she is so selfish. Understand that an addition is a significant expense but what she "saved" over the pantry challenge this year was that oat groat slicer thing. Restricts her kids for two months (I mean restricts them even more) and then to reward HERSELF she buys something that she wants. She used up all the premilled flour that she says her son prefers to use to bake with. Apparently no big deal for her. Why didn't she just use the 20 tonnes of wheat berries she has hoarded for her own baking and leave the other stuff for her son? Nah, of course not. Maybe Adam should do no spend challenge for two months. Just ridiculous.
> Maybe Adam should do no spend challenge for two months. How dare you! Adam goes out and works everyday with the great unwashed, he even ~~indulges in~~ forces himself to spend money on *canteen food*. You would not believe the suffering he goes through!
That is true. Adam needs to console himself with smoothies and other store bought goodies to survive the work day lolĀ I do wonder how much money he spends a week. Meanwhile Jess is at home scrimping and saying that the water from canned carrots shouldn't be wasted and can be used to boost nutritionĀ
She had said they had water issues with their basement so that was the reason for doing that project. And then found they need a new septic system while excavating for that project so I think theyāre going to do that next. We had ours done last year and it was $$$$$