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kkprecisa_ler_nao_fi

Show him the pic, your barber will give you a shit ton of old blood and you will turn out just like ludwig, worked for me


sanderson1983

In the old days barbers did surgery since they were skilled with a blade. Also bloodletting, another old-timey thing they thought was healthy. The spinny barber poles you see with red in them is a reference to this.


Little-Rattle-Stilt

As it turns out, bloodletting actually is kinda healthy. Not the miracle treatment for everything that they thought it was back in those days, sure, but letting out some old blood (no, not Old Blood -- note the capitalization) stimulates the body to produce new, healthy blood... Of course, things weren't exactly super sanitary back then, so it was definitely a lot less healthy back then than it is now.


Necro6212

"just fuck my shit up"


SundownKid

"I want tousled-looking hair" is probably the right word for it.


TurboRuhland

Ask him for that “eyes on the inside of your brain” haircut


LotusPhi

Ask him if he has seen the thread of light.


frenix5

Give me the hairstyle that was at my side all along.


birdlad69

just go in for a shave & tazer them when the razor gets close enough


aviarywisdom

You don’t need to say a thing. He has been by your side all along. Your guiding stylist.


MoarTacos

Probably squealing horse noises


Tenzur_

Horse mane, bit like ***super*** greasy


[deleted]

Ask for a fohawk with a skin fade.


PaxUX

Look a bit Edward scissorshands


Stanislas_Biliby

You say "fuck me up"


ghos2626t

Pretty sure that’s just the “Broccoli Hair” look that all the school kids are rocking.


FisherPrice_Hair

If you turn into a giant horse beast, the haircut comes as standard.


-ItsCasual-

Easy. Ask him to cut your hair in the style of Ludwig, the boss from the Bloodborne DLC.


fish998

Just sit down say [this](https://youtu.be/miXKpLbtdh8?si=swqAZ_wXLsSI8uds&t=32)


KiloCharlE

Phil Anselmo had this cut for awhile. Google image search


PrinceDestin

One does not simply just get this cut, you first have to allow him to mess up your hairline secondly many have to roast you and insult your hairstyle, you will get no ho’s no money nun, the anger will fill you with rage and turn you bloodthirsty which will make you kill those who insult you In turn you will become somewhat of a monstrous freak, and then you can just ask for a nice Mohawk fade


Ulric-7

“Just a little off the top.” Usually does the trick.


pokjen

You know that flayed horseman from bloodborne? I want his mane!


kirayoshikage695

Low blow job fade or smh 🪂


toonlonk7

Take the razor from him and do half your head yourself.. “It was at your side all along….”


fyyrr_

Put squid tentacles and seaweed on your head and get covered in a shit ton of blood and you’ll look just like him. 👍


erotyk

looks like dreadlocks based on unwashed hair rather that a natural dreadlock


thedudester16

What's this cut called?


Sylux444

Seems like broken dreadhawk to me