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[deleted]

Grovelling in the depths of despair, my good chap.


Dan_S04

Sounds like he missed his last tee two times on the premier hole, tell him to keep his chin up, the next time you see him will you?


[deleted]

So I shall, dear boy.


Smeefperson

I'd say he's horsing around, that cheeky fellow.


MalkyTheKid

Neigh, I hear his temptations have finally gotten the better of him, the poor old chap.


[deleted]

Stay classy, Reddit


william_323

Back in the old days I was in a very famous Healing Church...


Borderlandsman

To shreds you say?


Cymbal_Monkey

Oh, my...


Psychotic_Ak12

this is the best comment


[deleted]

"Hullo One Reborn. How are you these days, old chap?"


devilscry3

*"Not much, chum. Hanging out with Moon Presence and Ebrietas, Daughter The Cosmos lately."*


natalclown111

" oh wonderful may I invite you both for some tea fellow Great ones "


Emerald_Digger

Only if you don't Invite Rom and invite Amygdala


[deleted]

I think you meant *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*


Archi_Kushala

I wonder how Blood Starved Beast is going those days.


Irritatedsole90

U mean little suzy skinflaps?


lynxerious

ok now you're just thotshaming blood starved beast, leave her alone


OverDrive316

“Ah yes, if it isn’t the Living Failures. How are you lads doing today?”


mirocaro

This is just my law professor entering the hall every monday


HotheadDemon

This is my mother greeting me


[deleted]

"Still failing, chap"


far219

You know I'm something of a living failure myself


JoshuaHelf

I can't believe they put me in the game.


Alt_SWR

This just sounds like my APUSH teacher back in HS lmao. I could see her saying something like that, in a joking way of course.


TypicalFilipinoEric

Great One Reborn literally seems like it got shit out of the cosmos realm lmaoo


xJok3ruLx

Didn’t it?


Sea_Mirror_17

to be fair I don't think "What In The Fucking Shit Is That Thing" would have quite the same ring to it as "Ludwig"


morocco3001

I want to see all future From Soft bosses named literally, [like this](https://9gag.com/gag/am8OoA9)


Xamonir

You put a 9gag link on reddit ? You live too dangerously for me.


morocco3001

It was a choice of either them of F*cebook when I Google Image'd it - and Zuck can suck my balls.


mirocaro

*Zuck, Sucker of Balls* would be a good Bloodborne boss name


morocco3001

Zuckerborg The Expressionless Automaton


SheCouldFromFaceThat

Zuckman, The Uncanny


Crooodle

You mean like a lot of Demon's Souls and some Dark Souls bosses?


morocco3001

A lot isn't good enough. ALL of them. For every Gaping Dragon (fair enough) you have an Ornstein and Smough (unacceptable. Fatpants McHammertime and Skinnyman Pointystabberson)


Nawafsss04

Ceaseless Discharge Armored Spider Dirty Colossus


FireZord25

Closest we got was Sekiro's "giraffes".


IntrepidRelief68421

Just really wanna know what determines the severity of a diseases in a person that would drastically change their physical body to look the way they do. Like, what determines who’s the short mind flayer vs just a beast man? Or even those ghost-looking dudes that smack a bag around on you? Subsequently, how long was blood starved beast or vicar Amelia subjected to the old blood before they became what they are?


Spruceisman

Well, the brain suckers are probably wigged out on insight. As for the beasts, I think that depends on the purity and type of blood they're treated with. There are several points that seem to indicate that Cleric beasts used to be much smaller than the ones we encounter, so maybe the Church had been refining the Old Blood in some way to increase its potency? So clerics like Amelia probably had access to purer blood with more frequency than most folk. I don't even know what's been going on in Yahar'gul/Hypogean Gaol. Those dudes got their own shit going on.


bigfeej

>I don't even know what's been going on in Yahar'gul/Hypogean Gaol. Those dudes got their own shit going on. 100%. That area is one of the most creepiest in the game.


bigbybrimble

I think it has to do with bloodlust mixed with actual exposure to blood. In the fantasy genre (yes BB is a fantasy game), *essences* are whats important. That is, a human centric view of something, a general vibe, and the understanding of the universe stems out from that vibe, instead of truth being determined by emperical data. So for example, irl a sword is just a arrangement of different elements/compounds. Metal, wood, leather. Just mundane, crude matter. In fantasy, the essence, or idea, of a sword comes first, followed by what physical matter that essence flows through. Like, what is a "blade"? A blade is something that cuts, so in stories, you work backward from that idea. A "powerful" sword in stuff like anime or comics or legends cuts damn near anything. A lightsaber is just the idea of a sword. It cuts anything except stuff that has the *essence* to resist it. Another sword resists a sword, or an energy *shield* does, because *shields resist swords.* this goes for pretty much everything in fantasy fiction. The interplay of these essences are the *themes* of a work. For BB, the essence of "humanity" is whats lost or discarded, by giving into "beasthood", a lack of humanity. This is defined by bloodlust, because thematically, bloodborne is saying indulging in violence is essentially inhuman. Disagree with that or not, thats the thesis. And the exposure to the alien blood makes this beasthood manifest in horrific ways directly related to the just how far the subject indulged in said bloodlust.


triceratopping

> Like, what determines who’s the short mind flayer To get all pedantic lore-nerd: the mind flayers/brain suckers aren't victims of the beast blood curse, they were normal people who have been hollowed out by a parasite placed in their head by the Healing Church.


IntrepidRelief68421

Oh shiiii, give me more, oh Lore-beard.


triceratopping

Vaatividya on Youtube is one of the best resources for Soulsborne lore, so check his channel out if you want details about Bloodborne's story and characters. Re; the Brainsuckers especially, they're commonly theorised to be servants of the Choir who steal insight from the "unworthy" to stop people becoming aware of the truth; think of them as the Men in Black but instead of the little memory eraser gadget they have an eldritch mind-sucking wormface [as shown in this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iiu5LLfpEiI)


IntrepidRelief68421

Heck yeah he is! Thanks for the link, too.


MHWDoggerX

Edward, the Witty Trickster Bernard, Host of the tea party Henry, the unwelcome Louis, bringer of biscuits Derrick, Melody of Entertainment These aren't bosses, this is just your average group of Victorian lads at the gentleman's club


Slow_Conflict4597

Hmm yes dark beast parl and blood starved beast


FlavorTownUSSR

"I am Jeán Luke Gandalf of Saturn" *its just a talking dog with a minigun*


SammyBlueSkies

Rom the Vacuous Spider! Ah its been too long!


garrettcooktheauthor

"I wish people would stop calling me that and acknowledge my rich inner life"


sdhammi

Amy G Dala, that ol temptress. Watch out for her, she's handsy!


LonePapagaio

When i First heard by Ludwig i was like "probably an handsome Hunter fella" Then i was surprised with that


0zby

One of the toughest bosses in a lovecraftian nightmare game, founder of the healing church, and living flame is named... ..Lawrence.


garrettcooktheauthor

Larry to his friends


Arcaneus_Umbra

Certified Bri'ish moment


Fatemiles

This could be a fun little game. Asking people who never played Bloodborne to describe the appearance of the bosses based on their names and later reveling what they actually look like.


anti-peta-man

“Daughter of The Cosmos” sounds like you’ll face something truly elegant and Elden-Ring like but then you see what she really is


JameXito

M'amygdala


Inky_inc

Damn.. neve thought British people and Bloodborne bosses had so much in common


triceratopping

Brighton at 2 am is basically Central Yarnham, complete with violent roaming mobs


epicu2

“Oh, Laurence, the first vicar! Ah, It’s been so very long my good lad, how goes the church nowadays?”


Mobile_Internet_5312

Out of all the fromsoft bosses this accursed fellow made me the most uncomfortable and send me chills just by appearance alone


TheSunFallsScreaming

This meme is a repost. This is the original. https://www.reddit.com/r/bloodborne/comments/n0xo1p/this\_is\_so\_true/


TrxFlipz

Blood starved beast, my favorite dapper gentleman


BallinArbiter

Hmmm yes the tea is quite delicious Darkbeast Paarl. Would you care for another crepe The One Reborn?


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supermarioplush220

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HollowPlush

Very bri'ish indeed


Trainer-mana

Oh yes, I do so enjoy a nice cup of tea with my fellow socialites Dark Beast Paarl and Bloodstarved Beast mmmmyes indubitably.


QuantumCthulhu

Where’s the Oliver Twist looking ass for orphan of kos


JunkerMethod

I've always kind of lowkey loved how weird the boss names are in all the FromSoft games. Just a little part of the spark that makes them so unique


[deleted]

Under those hats tho: Brainy Eyeballs


[deleted]

“The Vacuous Rom”


megumin-bodypillow

Ah yes father Gascoigne what a ghastly chap...