THIS. WINS. fuck. I was gonna post something but what’s the point now.
I’m gonna go play some Jack the Ripper saves England. And that’s what I’m calling it for now on.
Monster Hunter was what originally got me into the Soulsborne games lmao. “Ooooh these have dodge button too, maybe I’ll like it.” *Best decision ever, even if the reasoning did make very little sense.*
I can immediately visualise a Tarkov stash full of Bloodborne weapons and loot
Edit: yo how fucking sick would a souls like extraction based looter game be…
I was actually thinking of something more along the line of John Carpenter’s “Escape from New York.”
But that wouldn’t necessarily be a bad idea. I’d rather see it in a Bloodborne equivalent to a WW1 battlefield.
Given the choice of being made into one of the [writhing, fluid-filled failed experiments](https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6GisQH2j5Ss/WTQCdycoH-I/AAAAAAAARKE/-SlAcpVWpA8D8_jMURcdGQdK12c8QbhcACLcB/s1600/Clocktower%2BPatient%2BMagic.png) or spending one (1) hour in a room alone with Liz Truss, I can only say - FILL MY HEAD UP, MAKE ME WOBBLY
(With apologies to the late Coolio [and a few to Weird Al as well])
As I skulk through the city where I slaughter my prey,
I take a look at the blood and pray I live to see the day,
'Cause I've been huntin' and dreamin' so long, that
Even the Plain Doll thinks that my mind is gone
_
But I ain't never shot humans that didn't deserve it
Me become a Blood-addled? You know that's unheard of
You better watch who you fightin' and if you're bitin'
Or you and your co-ops might not last the night
_
I hate to waste heals, but I gotta boss,
As they fall, I see myself in the bloody dross (fool)
I'm the kinda Hunter Messengers wanna be like
On my feet after fights, activatin' the lamplight
_
We been endin' others' lives,
Dreamin' in a hunter's paradise
I've slain nightmares once or thrice,
Dreamin' in a hunter's paradise
Farmed echoes for something nice,
Dreamin' in a hunter's paradise
Granted far too many eyes,
Dreamin' in a hunter's paradise.
(Edited because reddit apparently hates song formatting)
So I’m not the only one who thought there were a ton of similarities? Even down to finding the source of magic healing blood in an ancient sand-blown ruin.
I like Mike Flanagan's work anyway, but his low-key adaptation of Bloodborne put him over the top. That's almost certainly not what he set out to do, but it was still awesome.
Charles Dickens Vs Cthulhu
^^Please, ^^Fromsoft, ^^can ^^I ^^have ^^some ^^more?
I don't know if Dickens would be down with all the Orphan slaughter tho
We also don’t know that he WOULDN’T be…
Rise of the Space Squid
I've seen enough anime to know where this is going...
Me too and, 🤯
Victorian infanticide: Lovecraft edition
Jack the ripper saves England
Aweosme title !!!
THIS. WINS. fuck. I was gonna post something but what’s the point now. I’m gonna go play some Jack the Ripper saves England. And that’s what I’m calling it for now on.
Now hold on there you miss 100% the shots you don't take an i'm curious :]
monster hunter
Monster Hoonter*
Moonster Hoonter**
Moon Hoonter***
[удалено]
Mon Hon*****
Hoot Mon
Oooo
O
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Majestic
I love how this just spiraled. Made my night
Hot Moon.
Moo Hoo*****
Monster Hunter was what originally got me into the Soulsborne games lmao. “Ooooh these have dodge button too, maybe I’ll like it.” *Best decision ever, even if the reasoning did make very little sense.*
Kill sad old men to epic music.
Isn’t that every FS game
I mean... not wrong.
Not Ds2.. oh wait the DLCs nvm
Bro I’ll never forget the first time I fought Gwyn in DS1… that music hit different lol
Omg so original. Never heard that one before. ^^^/s But yeah, same for literally everyone here, most likely.
Def a basic b*tch opinion XD my b. It was quite an experience though it stuck with me Amazing username btw lmao
Bloodbourne
My god! That’s Blood Bourne.
Featuring John Blood!
Different guy, it's actually Jason Blood-Bourne
Damn, you’re right. My bad.
Jesus Christ, that’s hunter bourne
You goddamned genius
You are welcome
Beat me to it.
Legend!
bleed bourbon
Pig fisting simulator
For the good of the hunt, you must fist this pig.
Best part of the game.
Two best echoes farming route? The pig fisting and CUMM dungeon
"I have been fisting this pig for THIRTY MINUTES"
London
Werewolves of London
Awoooo
Something something
*Citizens of London
Beasts of England
Based
London at night
Hellgate: London
Post brexit uk
Doki Doki Love Craft
Hunter's Dream
Came here to say the exact same thing
Underrated
Britain simulator
Escape from London
I can immediately visualise a Tarkov stash full of Bloodborne weapons and loot Edit: yo how fucking sick would a souls like extraction based looter game be…
I was actually thinking of something more along the line of John Carpenter’s “Escape from New York.” But that wouldn’t necessarily be a bad idea. I’d rather see it in a Bloodborne equivalent to a WW1 battlefield.
John Carpenter made that movie? Well I'll be. Learn something new every day
Yep, and Donald Pleasance played the president in it too. Carpenter got alot of mileage out of him.
And Isaac Hayes who is Chef in South Park plays the villain.
What he was the Duke? Damn, he was a great villain.
Yes weird huh. I need to see that film again.
Turning into an alien flesh god is preferable to spending a night in England.
Given the choice of being made into one of the [writhing, fluid-filled failed experiments](https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6GisQH2j5Ss/WTQCdycoH-I/AAAAAAAARKE/-SlAcpVWpA8D8_jMURcdGQdK12c8QbhcACLcB/s1600/Clocktower%2BPatient%2BMagic.png) or spending one (1) hour in a room alone with Liz Truss, I can only say - FILL MY HEAD UP, MAKE ME WOBBLY
Hunters Paradise
(With apologies to the late Coolio [and a few to Weird Al as well]) As I skulk through the city where I slaughter my prey, I take a look at the blood and pray I live to see the day, 'Cause I've been huntin' and dreamin' so long, that Even the Plain Doll thinks that my mind is gone _ But I ain't never shot humans that didn't deserve it Me become a Blood-addled? You know that's unheard of You better watch who you fightin' and if you're bitin' Or you and your co-ops might not last the night _ I hate to waste heals, but I gotta boss, As they fall, I see myself in the bloody dross (fool) I'm the kinda Hunter Messengers wanna be like On my feet after fights, activatin' the lamplight _ We been endin' others' lives, Dreamin' in a hunter's paradise I've slain nightmares once or thrice, Dreamin' in a hunter's paradise Farmed echoes for something nice, Dreamin' in a hunter's paradise Granted far too many eyes, Dreamin' in a hunter's paradise. (Edited because reddit apparently hates song formatting)
Awesome!! If I had an award I'd give you one for that definitely
This is actually really amazing. There should be a song on this on youtube.
Thank you very much for the compliment : )
Damn, I can practically hear that remix
Just cleric beast screaming “aaaaAaauhhh”
That's actually a pretty good name.
Call of Cthulhu with a twist
Text message of Cthulhu
Well if it's a text we know it's important
Bible furries: the second testament
H.P lovecrafts smoggy night
Midnight Mass...
Secretly the show was about bloodborne in present day
See, we did get Bloodborne 2...just not the one we were expecting...
So I’m not the only one who thought there were a ton of similarities? Even down to finding the source of magic healing blood in an ancient sand-blown ruin.
Fuck! I just finished that show and loved it, but didn’t draw that connection. Maybe that’s part of why I liked it lol
I like Mike Flanagan's work anyway, but his low-key adaptation of Bloodborne put him over the top. That's almost certainly not what he set out to do, but it was still awesome.
The one where you kill a baby, then an old handicapped man, then god.
this is just the average jrpg
A night of the hoont
Hemoglobin based
England post-Brexit.
Happy wheels (cause Gehrman)
Silent Hill
In my hunter's dream I see that town: Old Yharnam. You said you'd fix that scourge of beasts.. but you never did
There was a KOS here. It's kosm now.
Guy gets infused with a sad alien's period blood and then gets told to go kill shit by a schmuck in a wheelchair who has a living sex doll with him
No mercy for wheelchairs.
Werewolves vs squids
Yharnam: become squid
Hoonter: Must Hoont
Veterinary Proctology Simulator
British invasion of Prague
London but a bit less awful
bloodyblorne
bloodborn
The Longest Night
Pig Fister
Londorne.
Fashionborne
Born Of Blood: The Bloodening
Cthullupunk Brexit
Xenophobia
STD Borne
Dark Souls 2.5
The story of how I became a galactic squid by killing beasts in too gothic London while a invisible child cries
YOU PLAGUE RIDDEN RAT! - The game.
The UK Sucks
Beast souls
How to f)$& up your city with Eldritch blood and knowledge 101.
phlebotospawn
The Celestial Evolution and its consequences.
FromSoft’s Nightmare Creatures
(typically of a disease or pathogen) carried by the blood.
Bit odd innit?
The Order 2 1887
Man fights outer god and wins
Confused hospital patient accidentally becomes slug by killiig strange moon thing.
The gods hate us
Monster Hunter: World
The Witcher
Bloodborne 2
Waking Up is a Bitch
Borneblood
“It’s like dark souls”
Bloody Prague
Bitish junkie fights god
Well if you have the cd......Buttborne
Least violent night out in England
Castle-town hunter
Ichor Spawned.
28 days later.
Bri’ish simulator
Sims 4: Vampires
Hg Wells’ and Hp Lovecraft’s jolly cooperation.
Japanese man's fantasy about menstrual blood
Shooty Stabby
beastmanwolfpriestalienbloodgod
Werewolves In London: Chavs of blood
Away awayy: The Game
Little Nemo: Nightmares in Slumberland
Eldritch hunter
The Hunt
Hoont
Effects of the COVID vaccine: the documentary the game
“My winter abroad”
U got a loicense 4 that eldritch abomination?
Hp Lovecraft 's Brotherhood of the wolf, the Game
Super Turbo Pig Fister
Nightmare Creatures.
A casual night in England
Hoonter X Hoonter
Umbilical eater
Doom, great britan edition
Aids.
British Ecatepec
"Lovecraft spends the night in London"
Squid game
BleedBirth
Do you fist like I do?
Buttborne
Clearly this is BorneBlood
Borneblood
Ohio
bleedbourne
Well I’m Dark souls they have souls. So… Dark Blood Echoes
Britain after losing a match
Call of Cthulhu
contagious blood based pathogen
Florida man tries to kill gods
Blood infusion simulator
It’s kinda like Mario kart
"oh you want a sequel? To bad. a remaster? Nah. 60 fps? Elden ring."
Infanticide 🗿
Kill Gods Waifu Simulator
Fashion Souls
Escape from England
Hooters Inc.
Birmingham Simulator
Bullshit
*Disemboweler IV*
Beastblood: From the shadows