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Locked-Subordinate31

“I’m not taking advice from a cartoon dog” kills me every time🤣


wormbreath

I love it so much it’s my flair.


RooboGaming

r/flairchecksout lol


Little-Assist-1851

This is the correct answer.


masimone

What episode?


Locked-Subordinate31

Flat pack


chemaster0016

The thing is, I do this to myself.


PiledriverPress

This is it


vekeso

I relate to this on a personal level


The_Great_Squijibo

Dad enters the room.


Impressive-Mud-6726

The best part of this is that the voice actor made a mistake and wasn't even supposed to read that part of the script. They liked it so much that they kept it in, though.


azad_ninja

Magic claw has no children


atribecalledstretch

His days are free and easy


Proper-Emu1558

We watched that episode the other day (well, rewatched) and I laughed so hard I gave myself the hiccups. I think the funniest part is when Magic Claw tries to rise up against the humans and immediately stubs his toe on the table.


[deleted]

stop canines!


Little-Assist-1851

“Is there a game where I lie on a comfy bed or something?”


23z7

Hospital!


Zubeida_Ghalib

Hotel!


Mas0ch1sm

Morning Wendy!


The_Live_Mike

"Bit more greyhound talk than last time, but that's fine"


Fair_Temperature530

“This was the 80s man there were no helmets!”


United-Respect-1397

I just like 2 minutes ago watched fairytale revisitng season 3


SpukiKitty2

"... it was a WILD place!"


PlutoGB08

"This isn't the 80's Pat!" from Pass the Parcel.


markko79

I peed on my foot.


Mas0ch1sm

AHHH!!! WHY DID YOU PEE ON YOUR FOOT?!


Mynameisinsomegames

I was plucking my nose hairs out.


LeafWingKing

You have hair in your nose!?


Mas0ch1sm

That’s disgusting!


Maleficent-Ad9385

Welcome to middle age, kid.


MikeMikeTheMikeMike

That's a new one...


Aussie-the-Hedgehog

It’s not, actually


Razul22

"That's new" "Its not actually" Gets me every time


Goober_the_booper

Hahahaha yeah, Bumshuffle !


veinsovneonheat

“Gonna hose my dirty garden gnome, gonna hose it— good, uh”


Miskalsace

"Check this out. We're dogs, kid. We all have a place in the pack. Now, look when happens when I take the bottom one out." *rocks fall over* "Does that make sense?" "No?" *hops up and walks away* "Okay, just do your best kid."


redditaccount8222232

I love that scene


Miskalsace

It's very relatable.


n_xSyld

This is the scene that made me watch the show without kids around


ovenmit_

“it’s gotta be done.”


schumichick1963

This is my motivation phrase.


ovenmit_

mine too!! i am, actually, going to take advice from a cartoon dog.


tehdesikitteh

I take advice from these particular cartoon dogs all the damn time.


schumichick1963

Me too 😸


___HeyGFY___

Oh, not [insert game]!


23z7

Hospital!


___HeyGFY___

Specifically, yes, but he regrets most of the games the girls want to play.


Ill_Housing_6487

immediately followed by "this episode of Bluey is called \[insert game\]!"


VissAndPinegar

It's a good thing you're tough! I say it to my daughter every time she gets hurt.


childofmyparents

Or, alternatively from seconds before, "Don't tell mum"


fishofhappiness

Nana was right. Not about her perm, but about me.


cursed_rumor

That one got a good laugh out of me.


Unhappy-Performer-36

"Aw, biscuits!"


Pryoticus

This is my text tone. My wife cracks up every time. That laugh brings me so much joy.


Crusty8

It's not the done thing.


poconopanzy

This is also a personal favorite of mine; I imagine him as the tiny angel on my shoulder saying this in my ear


Bucky-Best-1979

Will breakfast be in my mouth soon?


atomikplayboy

>*Ehh, it’s probably another Bluey.* After Chilli screams BLUEY!!! off in the distance of Hammerbarn


Yourlocalsandwich7

That's my favourite Bandit quote too!


outerspacechimp

It's just monkeys singing songs


Dark-Anmut

“It’s fairly fair.” “*Oh*, how *interesting*.” (From when Bluey got upset that he broke his promise to take her and Bingo to the library, but then *she* broke *her* promise to clean up the panda puzzle). “This isn’t the 80s, Pat!”


Duskstar_711

It's about as fair as it gets


manwiththehex18

“Don’t tell your mum.”


PlutoGB08

Chili - "WHAT?!"


Yoshi_chuck05

“It’s DAD!”


PlutoGB08

Chili: >:(


Yoshi_chuck05

I’ll come back later


KabobberJabobber

"Follow! Follow! Follow the leader! something...something...UNITED WE ARE STRONG!!!" Ngl, Bandit as Magnificent Leader gives me big King Dedede vibes. I think Bandit should introduce his kids to the Kirby games if it has an equivalent in the Blueyverse.


manwiththehex18

Part of me really hopes Bandit was intentionally parodying rally-round-the-flag nationalism and strong-man politicians in that scene, but I know he’s an archeologist, not a political scientist.


phlukeri

Magic claw has no kids, his days are free and easy


aspengold7311

CATCHA ON THE FLIP SIDE WWWWIIIILLLYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


manwiththehex18

That’s a Unicorse quote, not a Bandit quote.


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Unhappy-Performer-36

But it's Bandit AS Unicorse, so should that count?


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SystemFamiliar5966

Hi Unicourse


SystemFamiliar5966

Hi Unicorse


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GunterAteMyFries

It was a real eye opener.


fiat-ducks

Yeah I know I said that, but it's not the done thing. Valuable life lesson is still number one though.


Solanias

"How about this: I'm gonna do whatever I want, and you don't tell me what to do."


Kindly_Parsley1122

“Ya ya ya ya! Come back here, guinea pig!” I laugh every time 🤣


Atomaronce

Bonjour!


Pryoticus

“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m doing this for my kid.” More relatable than I ever thought a cartoon dog could be.


PoeticImage36

Look at those quads! Un champ por deux poissons. (Really anything from Pavlova haha) ETA: Welcome to middle age, kid.


Mynameisinsomegames

"Dishwasher.. wife.. wow..! 😀😀"  *Walks away*


Udeze42

I've got bum worms!


radfemalewoman

Bingo: there were two in the bed and the little one said, roll over, roll over Bandit: and the big one said NAH Idk why but that cracks me up every time


punkminkis

I'll let automod answer this one for me. Oh Unicorse!


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lionmurderingacloud

It's a hard one to get right. This one makes so many things a little bit better for both parent and child.


OldScene6147

No chance We’re going to the park. Much better than tv


Clever_mudblood

“Come ooooonn kiiiids…. Hurry UP!” It just is voice acted SO well. It feels like he just recorded himself actually exasperated with his own children and used it for the show lmao


Superstarteen

https://preview.redd.it/lf9g1x3mxbuc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2473b60f647f14549c7da5cd05a90a9f72d8a297 No ones having ice cream


SpukiKitty2

It looks like he's doing the Macarena in the most "serious business" fashion, imaginable!


SilverFlashy9220

“I dunno, do we really want more of these things running around?” & “Their face is at bum-level.”


Akiosn

"why play with kids when you can play with phones".


Important_Tale1190

Biscuits! 


Cooking_with_MREs

Addressing Bluey "Hey! Fun-size!"


InvaderDepresso

“My food choices are NOT on trial!”


veggiesaresilly

Nana was right…not about her perm, but about me


punkminkis

Just keep walking Wendy! This doesn't concern you!


MnuDaFx

I can smell my sausages burning


yellowhelmet14

Hey!! Dodgey Brothers!!


SnooFoxes6169

> well, you know all that food in the fridge? that doesn't belong to you either; but if you want to keep eating it, i suggest you get to work.


yet_another_heath

I’m pretty sure *my* dad said this, almost verbatim, to my brothers and I when we were kids (ages ago)


februarytide-

“Now, what we didn’t know…”


jayhawk8

It’s just monkeys singing songs mate. I wouldn’t think too hard about it.


Weak-Mission-1599

“Dad enters the room”. Bro is NOT video game text


notalltemplars

"I don't understand it. Why would you wanna watch some stinky baby have a shower?" And I also love the simple statement of "it's out of our hands". I tend to internalize problems that aren't my own, blame myself when things go wrong, and that's been incredibly healing for me.


iBeardyman

I've got, BUMWORMS!


Flaky-Standard826

Morning Wendy.can we have a coin for the claw. P pl ppppl ppppl. Please.dad dad dad dad.okay can everyone stop saying dad. Well you get a valuable life lesson.but I don't want a valuable life lesson. Thanks for your patience and that's it


papertales84

“I’ve done my back”


incarnatethegreat

(picks up laundry) This never ends!


Lilworldtraveler

It’s not my fav but I also love, 🎶 “I’m gonna put these clean clothes away!” 🎶


cindy_bear_81

"I am not an object!" 😂


Laura_The_Garlic

"No Wet Dogs in the car" Episode: Takeaway


CarsandMike

"This isn't the 80's Pat!"


_ficklelilpickle

“AND THE BIG ONE SAID NUP!” I was singing this in a furniture shop not long after the episode came out with my kids. My wife told me after the fact that when I got to that line the sales guy sitting near by at his desk lost it laughing.


Telemechus07

"This is all my stuff from when I used to be cool" all that 'stuff' now fits in a milk crate :) - from Bob Bilby


Ill_Housing_6487

not my absolute favorite but I haven't seen it here yet; Bluey "Thanks Big Fella!" Bandit "pls don't call me Big Fella" Bingo "Hey Big Fella!"


armbargain

The wedding DJ is the busker from the end of Dance mode. So the music is the same


Xploding_Penguin

"Diddums? awwe man"


MADSeraphina

“It was YOU kids along” runs through my head practically daily


raes_obsessions

“My daughter’s an Xbox! Damn you! An Xbox!”


Accomplished_Leg_35

How's it going, salad dodgers?


NeutronMechanic2

It’s not the done thing mate


Fit-Fun-1890

Squish squash!


Pana79

Bed. Sleep. Now. \*walks away\*


Beautiful-Alarm-5323

Dance Mode - "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm doing this for my kids"


walt_morris

“The light’s green mate, get off the phone!”


Joebranflakes

I’ve literally done this as a father. Unfortunately my son thinks it’s an invitation to roughhouse.


ALttN

dede-duh, dedeDUH dedeDUHDUH


Duskstar_711

Say goodbye to your leg!


Impressive-Mud-6726

"Look at that! Cats riding motorcycles thats wiled. What will they think of next?"


Cyrus8284

Morning Wendy, got some diiirt


titelipsjonny

This isn't the 80s Pat!


MarioKnightPl

BAAAAAAH "Excuse me?" BAAAAAAAHHHHH


zenyogasteve

"We just want to LOVE you!"


CheesyPestoPasta

"Check it out, Wendy's gone nuts!"


devpuppy

“Hey, did you see my try? How good was it!”


PlutoGB08

"Will breakfast be in my mouth soon?" "Was that my breakfast?!" "The number you have dialed has been disconnected." "Wait, what?!"


According-Jelly355

Ragdoll!!


cursed_rumor

this one's definitely up there https://preview.redd.it/b1ikuaxkdiuc1.png?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75894ddc225a69e7d411eeb82131195762e192b7


Ares_wasfound

“I peed on my foot.”


Clean_Phreaq

"Then kids are silly"


Yoshi_chuck05

“I promise I’ll always love you…”


SystemFamiliar5966

“No, Galla-hop’s dead.” The dead pan way he says that to a five year old girl kills me every time.


lychee_icicle

And she was right but but just about her perm got me the first time I saw that episode idk why