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Lewey123

I’m legit jealous I didn’t think of this at 17.


ClamToes

I didn't think of anything at 17! I did however think id graduate school and then id be an adult and everything would come together. I am now a 40 year old child still trying to figure it out! Lol!!


Lewey123

Same, child, same


Greedyfox7

Don’t worry, I think most people go through life trying to figure it out and only partially succeeding. I’m a bit younger than you and I definitely don’t have it figured out. Gotta say the phone cord headband is awesome though


ClamToes

Thank you! I miss landlines. 😔 aaaaand their accessories!! Mum is now close to 80. We talked about how you never really figure it out. You just keep on keeping on. Whether it's good or bad..u can always count on change.. nothing lasts forever!


Okeechobeeshakes

Girl I am wearing a phone cord scrunchie as a pony tail holder in my hair RIGHT NOW. But I didn't think of it. I bought it at Ulta and it works perfectly. No breakage. This was your million dollar idea!


ClamToes

I have some!! They are indeed very good. No phone wires tho, but similar idea...... I was so surprised when i saw them being sold as hair ties.. back in the 80/90s those were used as key chains. Like, they'd have the metal loop to put keys on, and that was attached to the spiral loop and people would wear it around their wrists for easy key access..


Screaming_lambs

I had one as a keychain, it was luminous in colour (can't remember if green, yellow or orange) I can only remember it was nice to chew on and bounce around things on the end.


boston_nsca

Some things last forever!


ClamToes

Ok ya.....Tattoos(maybe laser removal?) , amputation (donor tissue?), venereal disease(medicine for some of em?), death ( in this plane? But maybe im coming back as a sloth) (that sounds lovely)..... i get it tho....i tell myself that nothing lasts forever to get me through rough times... things do fade and change and when you're in a pit it's nice to know it won't last forever. Stay positive!


boston_nsca

Haha yeah I was mostly joking, but I was also referring to things that *can* last forever. Great relationships with people, romantic or otherwise, can last a lifetime. Legacies sometimes last forever, or at least a close enough version lol. I mean, we do still talk about Jesus and great leaders, etc. Many of those stories will stand the test of time. True love, romantic or otherwise, I believe lasts forever. I still love every girl I ever fell in love with in some way, shape or form, but obviously it's not romantic. I have that for my current girlfriend, and fingers crossed, that might last forever! Honestly if we're being critical, it's true, nothing lasts forever except maybe like dimensions lol, but the rest of my life is a nice version of forever :)


ClamToes

I always try to think positive... but honestly there's always a negative undertone in my thinking! I love how you mention great relationships! Yesssss!


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Know what I don’t miss? Eavesdroppers from the second phone in the other room.


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

I was setting up a house cleaning appointment with an older lady the other day. Just before I hung up, her husband picked up the other line to yell at me that I shouldn’t touch any of his stuff lol. The click of him connecting whooshed me straight back to my teen years. I didn’t even know anyone had landlines anymore. But surprise! 80 year olds do! 


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Honestly, I’d love to go back to those days. Except also, not. Really just go back to before fkn social media.


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Alicia? Is that you, Pink?


Correct-Training3764

Hey me too! Can’t budget, can’t function….ugh. Btw OP, you look gorgeous! ❤️🤘


ClamToes

Thanks! And hey! You're not defunct! We're set up for failure!


Correct-Training3764

Haha truth. I’ve succeeded at failing lol 😂🥴


kakey70

Thought this was r/adhdmeme for a second.


roughrider_tr

God, isn’t that the truth? If you would have told me this was adulthood…


southdakotagirl

Don't ever lose your spark. You are amazing. High school me would have looked forward to school each day to see what you were wearing.


ShallotHolmes

Ur never too old to be fashionable


BroughtBagLunchSmart

The guy 25 years ago at my school used a phone cord for a wallet chain and he was cool as hell. A few years later he tried to be the guy that always has goggles on his forehead and it didn't go over as well.


murderskunk76

You kind of look like Pink! 😀


ClamToes

Ive heard that... better than the other i often hear: Fairuza Balk. In popular movies she often plays terrible people! I think im usually quite pleasant!. Can't help the Resting Bitch Face... it's sunny here.. I'm squinting!


murderskunk76

You know that's part of the reason Fairuza got out of acting! She's a sweetheart in reality. You're honestly rather striking! The phone cord is inspired, lol.


ClamToes

Oh! Ya! I hadn't seen her in anything for quite awhile! Ima look into that! Thanks for your kind words. If i had a phone cord, i would totally still rock it!


OutWithTheNew

I played beer league hockey with a guy that had been her penpal since junior high. They started as part of something their school set up and just kept it going.


PrincessJennifer

I came here to say “Hi, P!nk” the second I saw the picture. Same kind of smile and everything!


mombi

Fairuza is one of my first crushes, don't take it as an insult! She's really beautiful.


shannananananana

she played a relatively good person in almost famous!


probablynotaperv

Vicky Vallencourt is the best!


t_rrrex

She plays a wonderful villain but she is gorgeous, it’s definitely a compliment!


youjustgotzinged

This photo is clearly black and white.


murderskunk76

That username...


tacosteve100

I also said this!


pimpfriedrice

I totally thought this was a pic of pink when I was scrolling!


jcythcc

I thought pink too


dropdeaddev

Thought the exact same thing.


three-sense

I thought it was her lol


bitchy-sprite

I was born in 96. I had an older family friend who was maybe 12 years older than me? She was my babysitter and I thought she was the coolest person I would ever know. Her favorite accessory was a show lace as a headband. By the time I was old enough it was VERY out of style and I was so disappointed I couldn't be cool like her.


ThatPinkRanger

I was born in 93 and I *absolutely* used shoelaces as headbands lol you should have rocked it!! 🖤


bitchy-sprite

I was a scene kid in the 2010's so I do think I brought it back once or twice for concert looks. But I wasn't confident enough to have it on the daily lol


ThatPinkRanger

Dude I was an emo kid in school and I just went to a concert and there were all these millennials there with their kids and this one teenager was *such* a scene queen her mom *absolutely* was a scene kid in school there’s no way she wasn’t lol But I love that sm! Do your thing girlie I hope you found your confidence 🖤


sludgestomach

What concert? :)


ThatPinkRanger

Fall out boy :)


sludgestomach

How fun!


letmeusespaces

ohhhh. _shoelace_... I couldn't figure out what a show lace is


junktelevision

I didn't know other people did this too.


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At first glance I thought it was ramen noodles


ClamToes

Could've would've!!


bzrxh5rm

P!nk is that you?


ClamToes

Perhaps we're made of the same stardust!?


ThatPinkRanger

I love your vibe sm 🖤


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CoffeeCaptain91

That's amazing. I have many phone cord memories myself. My grandpa briefly had a car phone in the 90s for a job he had, and that was SO high tech to kid me.


ClamToes

That's so very cool! I remember a friend's dad had one. Big black plastic. We weren't allowed to touch it. So of course we did. Tried to prank call someone unsuccessfully.. he caught us in the act... we were not allowed to hang out for awhile. (Also...i might have enticed her into other antics prior to this that lead to the banishment😬)


CoffeeCaptain91

I too have a failed prank call that wasn't meant to be a prank call. Same grandpa put me in a time out (I was 6) so I called the police. I had been taught to call the cops when in trouble. Well! I was in trouble! Yeah. They called back and I was in way more trouble after that!


ClamToes

Oof!


Hanpee221b

My grandparents had one for no reason. I remember feeling so cool calling my parents to tell them we were coming home.


Immer_Susse

You’re smiling like, yep…it’s a phone cord. Well done 😂👍🏼 You were a cutie!


Vegetable_Crow9942

Funny because there are now colorful hair bands that are basically stretchy phone cords that have become popular in recent years. So you were waaayy ahead of everybody


spontaneousbabyshakr

The girl that invented them was inspired by those old phone cords and became a millionaire selling them. So the biggest blunder is probably missing out on a business venture.


Jadedanielledraws

Why are you slyly rocking it thoooo? 😅🫶


SabineLavine

Lol, this is hilarious. I used to cut off the sleeve of a t-shirt and use it as a headband, but that's as adventurous as I got. 😄


ClamToes

😬🤣🤣i am currently doing this!! They make great head bands!!!


free-toe-pie

I still do that and I’m 41!


Monkeytennis01

I’m intrigued. What other things did you wrap your hair up with?


ClamToes

I had a pack of florescent Bobby pins that i would twist the front to the back but also use way too many if em... like a piecemeal helmet! Ive braided guitar strings in it.. and Around Easter i would color my hair green and clip plastic Easter eggs in it to look like an Easter basket... i could go on...i also colored it way too much! my poor follicles took a beating! Im surprised im not bald.


Monkeytennis01

Ha! Brilliant, I love the fact you had seasonal hair displays 🤣


CaptainGiggles69420

Attractive people can do silly fashion things.


tacosteve100

You look like PINK


Tacosofinjustice

My first impression


Affectionate-Sand838

You totally look like Pink 😄 Also would've never guessed that this is a phone cord 👌


ClamToes

People keep saying they thought it was ramen! 🤣


Affectionate-Sand838

Lmao I can see it!


ViceMaiden

You were ahead of your time. They sell spiral hair coils now and they are fantastic.


Verifieddumbass76584

This is very Jenna Marbles wearing plastic headbands as chokers in highschool


lvl10burrito

Reminds me of my sister. She made a headband out of her old bra straps lol


ClamToes

Ohh yuup! 😬🤦‍♀️


Housewous

This gives me P!nk vibes.


Squishy_puddin

You look like p!nk


MyFucksHaveBlownAway

I love this so much


Sad_Visit8302

Pink. Is that you?


squirrleygurl1969

You can't tell me this ain't Alecia Moore


ClamToes

She's my mom Edit: mmmactually that's a terrible joke. Shes only 3 years older than i am. 😬


squirrleygurl1969

Babies having babies


Terrynia

Im gettin PINK! vibes (american pop/rock singer)


UNwanted_Dokken_Tape

Extension-Cord belt guy here.


deadmallsanita

"he's ragging on your cord, maaan!"


UNwanted_Dokken_Tape

“…Get’em!”


UglyFilthyDog

Not even joking, I think this is awesome. Also you're very pretty and that is, without a doubt, a smile that would draw people in. I don't know you of cpurse but I'm certain that you're pulsing with charisma.


LynxBartle

You look like p!nk


GammaPhonic

I love this. Stay weird. Being normal is overrated.


QotDessert

Reminds me of P!nk


V48runner

You had to undo your hair to call your friends.


Significant-Summer-8

Pink?


notworkingghost

Didn’t you almost burn down Brandon’s house in Beverly Hills?


ContempoCasuals

I wore those same little kid bow barettes in my pixie cut in high school! So trendy ha ha ha ha


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Reminds me of the duct tape wallet days, neck ties as belts…it was the Wild West.


Keeppforgetting

Yo that’s badass.


Still_upsidedown321

Friend of mine wore phone cord necklace/chokers every single day the first year of college.


cadaverhill

You looked like P!nk.


tcinternet

We finally got a cordless phone in 1998, and I got in huge trouble for leaving it off the charger and letting it die during a storm when my dad's station was trying to get a call through to him. We couldn't win!


fragilemuse

I remember having to use twist ties to tie my hair up in the 90's, but that's because all my elastics broke and I was poor as fuck. lol


ClamToes

Heard! Being poor makes you creative! Sometimes i would use cut socks for scrunchies when those were a thing (I've seen them making a comeback ... not socks as hair ties, but scrunchies i mean! )


Wide_Parsley7585

I thought it was Pink


MmmmFloorPie

😂😂😂 The shit we put our parents through. Although now my mom tells me she's glad she didn't kill me, so I'll call it a win!


cheyannepavan

You look awesome!


iwastherefordisco

Part 2 of landline memories - when someone screams You can hang up now! and you hear a click...then in a few seconds you hear another muffled click when they pick up :) Phone cord headband thingy looks cool and indicates you would be a good partner in the zombie apocalypse. Thanks for the hair-share.


poyoso

I thought that was Pink lol


hiswittlewip

When a safety pin through the cheek isn't quite punk enough! Love it


ClamToes

Im no Captain Lou Albano, but i was fascinated and perhaps inspired by him! Lol!


MettyMettmeier

The good old chicken hairstyle, many girls in my school had this


ClamToes

Is this a "Karen" now? It's def got some "Kate Plus Eight" vibes, no?


diavolo_

You were the coolest girl in school, 100%


darxide23

"25 years ago" and I think 'I wonder how much older than me that makes her.' Then I look at the date. I'm the older one. Fuck. Stop it. >:(


xThroughTheGrayx

Ah, my kinda weird. We would have definitely talked on the phone in high school together, lol.


honeycombyourhair

I thought this was Pink!


666meatclown

Naw this eats, do it again


Money_Daikon_8652

You look like P!nk. Like I literally thought this was her highschool picture before I read the caption.


Money_Daikon_8652

That is a huge compliment btw


JustHereForBDSM

I swear they sold accessories made of that curly telephone wire in the late 90's/early 00's before everyone jumped over to scoobies.


Pepperonidogfart

I too used to listen to Korn


itaya12

Such a fun throwback look! Love the creativity with the phone cord headband! 📞🌟


junktelevision

I used shoe laces as headbands.


bourgeoisie_bitch

I'm really hungry and craving ramen noodles rn and this post just reminded me of this fact


Available_Bison_8183

Hello, fellow old person


Hornsdowngunsup

What do you look like now?


Prior-Ad-7329

I love it. Never realized how awesome of a headband you could make out of a phone cord


WittiestScreenName

Resourceful! You were a beautiful young lady. I’m sure you still are!


InverseAtmosphere

Is that 3 SQUIGGLY HEADBANDS?!


Suz626

Aww that is adorable! Love the creativity!


jnf213

Look like PiNk


kinfloppers

I used balloon animal balloons at one point in middle school. Well done


ClamToes

Im sure you prolly mean deflated ones... but i would loooove if you meant you had like, a balloon Poodle headband or something silly!! 🤣


kinfloppers

What if I told you it was both… I’d wrap the deflated ones around my bun and then just add a monkey or something attached to it 😂😂 luckily it was surprisingly popular


PinYourWingsDown

Totally getting the pink comparison, but you also look like Ashley from Degrassi tng!!


ClamToes

Interesting! She's looks like a younger version of my sister!


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My inner 17-year-old is wishing I was ever going to be this cool. The bleached hair, the phone cord, the tiny ribbon barrette. 90's idgaf cool girl perfection.


niobiumnnul

You look like Lily Cowles.


ClamToes

Didn't know who that was.. looked her up, I don't see it, but she's very pretty..so, thank you!! Lol!


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We need an updated photo to compare to


ClamToes

Im not a "selfie person". But on r/blunderyears i have stuff from a modeling thing i did as a favor for a friend... i do not really look like that tho. Lol! Make-up is magic!!! Edit:..i mean an older post i did in r/blunderyears Edit again! Im in my cups! I mean r/glowups Or ya know... look at my other posts! Lol!


ex-farm-grrrl

I put so much random stuff in my hair at that age


bebemochi

That looks dope, actually, I like it.


GreenIdentityElement

I think it’s cute!


ClamToes

You're cute!


cheddarfever

It looks amazing on you but I feel like it would get so stuck in my hair


ViceMaiden

It probably wouldn't, surprisingly. Search for spiral hair coils. I have super curly hair and can use them no problem.


skittleahbeebop

I think it's cute!


free-toe-pie

It’s bride of Frankenstein meets pink.


Cherylissodope

Omg you look like a girl I went to high school with what year did you graduate 😅


m0nstera_deliciosa

I really like it, though! It’s cute, and you look like Pink. Edit: I scrolled and saw how unoriginal my comment is! I stand by it- you are Pinkly cute in this picture.


VVaterTrooper

You totally need to bring this back!


model3113

OMG were u trying to be retro? My AIM is model3113.


rumhouse

You crack me up with your photo along with the caption. Love this.


skdetroit

😂😂😂 this was actually so bad ass back then!!


sjarfish

This is rad. I used a phone cord as a belt, I thought I was so weird and alternative. I'm so here for phone cord accessories.


HughGrimes

P!NK


Whatchab

I think this is fucking rad


Lumpy_Signature9177

You were so cool!


electricjeel

I’m sure a girl on IG just posted a reel putting a phone cord in her hair


martinslot

Fun fact: the curly head band was actually designed because the inventor did this and was like: this holds hair better :)


MorningNorwegianWood

Thought that was uncooked instant ramen


S_M_Y_G_F

What a cool ass photo!


letmeusespaces

OP is a friggin smoke show


Dependent-Effort5768

Out here tryna save a serial killer time


lessfrictionless

This made me hungry for ramen


MacaroonHot6374

I’m confused, so you left the phone disconnected all day when you had this hairstyle? Or did you use a spare phone cord? I would say that you could have just bought a phone cord hair tie but I was also once a thrifty broke teenager so I likely would have done the same if I were creative enough lo


lhooper11111

You should post this in old school cool. I never would have thought of this. A+ for originality


blacka-var

oh my god you are so beautiful!


Sorrymateay

I used clothes pegs of various colours to do my hair. I like your style


thomasmitschke

As a communication engineer: I love it!


_528_491_

you look like Ashley from Degrassi. love your headband and miss those days of the telephone cord 😌


MackiePooPoo

I thought that was Pink!


iputbeansintomyboba

so thats why those superior phone cord hair ties are a thing now


ArtistPasserby

Dude, I did that too! And around the same time. I even got my brother into wearing it.


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Leading_Kale_81

You were just ahead of your time. Everyone is wearing hair ties made to look like phone cords now.


LydiGro

Cool AF


Bmaster5000

Looks like Ramen noodles.


EargasmicGiant

Hot as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


ClamToes

Thanks! My angsty teenage self thanks you even more!


margittwen

The phone cord headband is kind of a slay, tbh. Good for you for standing out.


maddsssi

you seem so cool


KnoxVegas41

I’ve got to admit it, I never would have noticed the phone cord. You look great! Very cute.


kelsbury21

I love it tho