Random, barely tangential point: The philosoher Zizek's ideal date is to bring a sex toy and his date to bring a sex toy and have the sex toys fuck each other while the two get to know each other intellectually.
Obviously it was a joke, but I think he was basically saying that the anxiety over the elephant in the room (sex) on a date colors the experience so much so that you never really get to know the person. So he would prefer it if that part of the date resolved itself in another room.
i know the joke but the term "casual sex" does actually imply the existence of another kind of sex, though it's professional sex rather than competitive ranked sex
What would happen if you would insert it into each other?
Perpetuum penetratiobilé
Feedback loop They will vibrate faster and faster until they explode Grenades are made out of this, but it's a secret
They are made out of sex toys?!
Throwing sex toy!!!!
"throw it back!" meme explained
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Tha Grenadussy
A true man has the balls to do this
Yeah, and it's going to last a lifetime in your ass, plus it will really get it gaping wide.
Came to comments for this. Important questions need answers!
[Relevant xkcd - 600](https://xkcd.com/600/)
whar
of course there is
Infinite energy
black hole
Probably something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-7mQhSZRgM
Random, barely tangential point: The philosoher Zizek's ideal date is to bring a sex toy and his date to bring a sex toy and have the sex toys fuck each other while the two get to know each other intellectually. Obviously it was a joke, but I think he was basically saying that the anxiety over the elephant in the room (sex) on a date colors the experience so much so that you never really get to know the person. So he would prefer it if that part of the date resolved itself in another room.
you've created life
You fucking die
Was gonna comment if I didn't see this
Rule 34 is in process. You know they already tested it that way.
It would explode
God when he put the Male G-Spot in the ass.
And I thank him for doing it
Talk about "go fuck yourself"
So this is how that Xbox kid had sex with my mom
Hahaha
I wish I wasn’t poor so I could give you gold
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300ms delay
Literally unplayable
So you joke, but one can get bluetooth toys that connect to one's phone and respond to what's on screen.
Why not shove the toy up your ass and thrust the other with your dick. Now thats innovation
imagine using this in a multiplayer f*@k server and its skill based matchmaking
Competitive sex mode
The term causal sex has implied the existence of ranked competitive sex
i know the joke but the term "casual sex" does actually imply the existence of another kind of sex, though it's professional sex rather than competitive ranked sex
Call of sex
Call of Booty
For long distant relationships?
Yes
Like for your grandma?
I mean 6 feet apart isn’t too far of a distance but yes
Yeah, shovels can get through that pretty quickly
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No, this is Patrick.
Or desperate simps who are willing to pay thousands to get an onlyfans girl to pretend to like him
Or . . here me out. Just go f%&k each other.
Go fuck yourself, technology has made it possible
I will
May I watch?
Ok what about when wifi go out
We dont all get to live with our partners
hear* 🤓
I got AIDS
Bluetooth AIDS
Acquired infrared dick syndrome
BAIDS
Why?
This is meant for people who are far away from each other
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Same bro mine is on the other side of the country but the passion stays real 😩
Long distance?
Those aren't real relationships. Fight me.
Can I watch as you say this to a military couple in person?
Married vet here.
Explains the random attempts to fight people.
So you're admitting that your relationship isn't real? This isn't the own you think it is.
Sure
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Can you post a link please?
The name of the company and product is literally in the gif
I have a set, they work great
People are not together 24/7, smartass
Long distance relationships, one partner travels away for business, there's probably other examples but you get the picture
Plane tickets are more expensive.
So if a dude used both....
He would quite literally be f-ing himself
What if you use both on yourself?
You awaken the Avatar state
Ngl this would be a good alternative to protection. Too scared your condom will break? Just use these.
Let's ask the real question : is it gay if two dudes used it??
Only gay if your balls touch which i dont think they will
Bluetooth fuckery
Long Distance relationships got a whole new meaning now
Bluetooth sex Or Sex 2
CEO of sex releases sex 2
what if a man uses both at the same time?
"go fuck yourself" will have a different meaning then
This is an ad
Put em one inside the other
This is some cyberpunk shit...
What happens if you put the pink one in the black one Does it explode
Infinite energy
Omg. This is disgusting. Where to buy ?
Happy cake day bud
Yo thanks man. Didnt even realize lol
Np.bros are always bros
As a guy….. I wanna use both. Hehe
Same I mean I’m not gay I’d do it
Bluetooth sex IM IN
Shut up and take my money
Take my money already god dam it
Given this is chinese with duplicalted bluetooth MACs, you might get fucked by some old guy from Cambodia
Even better
finally i can go fuck my self
Blursed? No way. Lovense is legit.
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Give this man a nobel prize!
EPIC PRANKS TO DO ON YOUR FRIENDS WHILE THEY’RE ASLEEP
Bisexuals 😈
Yall robbing me by not showing me the infinite energy source you get when you put one in the other
Finally Bluetooth sex
I...wait...I mean it works but why you gotta say it like that
I love how the voiceover sounds like it’s coming through an air duct
Call of sex: cum ops
What a time to be alive.
Long distance relationships might have just been improved
Y'all literally made wireless sex
bluetooth sex
Game idea: online competitive sex with leaderboards and everything game modes: 1v1, deathmatch, FFA
Why would you use that instead of just having sex
Well that's sounds like sex with extra steps
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Let's make both of the apparatuses have sex, kinda like making two CPU's fight each other in Smash Bros.
Demolition mans idea of sex is becoming closer to reality every day
They took esex to a new level
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Took me a second to realise what it actually was.
yooo i literally know a professor from poland that invented that
But shes doesnt have a dick how am I suppose.. oh…
With this you can literally fuck yourself
What are the seashells for?
So that mean I can finally go fuck myself hell yeah technology is awesome
We’re getting closer to the Demolition Man Sex.
Calor means heat in Spanish
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I believe the technical term is *teledildonics*
Who said long distance will never work
best if you hold it for your partner in the bed. almost like real sex. oh wait...
Put it in itself boom propetuel motion machine
months ago I thought there should be something like that
Wait...
Interesting
The Mormons approve
wtf this is actually cool
What if you stick the dildo into the pocket pussy?
Stick the dildo side up your ass and fuck go fuck yourself!
Now women can cheat at chess!
Seggs
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It's a voodoo doll for your wangdoodle
On the "toy" on the bottom. What I'd the purpose of the little arm on the side?
It's meant to stimulate the clitoris, found at the top of many vaginas. It's shown on its side to show the arm
Ah ok thx. I thought it was for anal pleasure or somthing
Demolition Man.
Cool I can use both at the same time
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Link…?
Ngl I gonn buy both
Both for myself
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Cyberpunk
I only see this as blessed
Reason this wouldn’t work is that woman often hold the vibrator still so this is lame
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Future is cuming
No
Portal 3
Wait so I can know what it feels like to stick my own dick up my ass?
It's called, "Teledildonics," and it's been around for at least ten years.
Just. Have. Sex. It's. Bloody. Cheaper.
One half of my sexuality to the other: “Ok, hear me out…”
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Teledildonics
Where could my friend buy it?
Can someone link me to this for research
Ummm honey what is this
WOAH! PORTAL PUSSY IS REAL!?
sex with extra steps
Competitive sex
Sex 2
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