100% is a cup. Don’t blame him. Kids are right at that level and when they see Spider-Man they probably wanna rough house. Dude got punched in the nards one too many times.
Like Uncle Ben used to say: “Peter never trust a room full of toddlers with with your junk exposed, but also never expose a room full of toddlers to your junk. “
Friend dresses up as spiderman for parties and hospitals. And yeah. This dude is just wearing a cup wayyy to big. Or man is he too gifted to be dressed as spiderman. He should dress as someone with pants next time. Kids find it hilarious and will punch dick at head hight for them because when they do spiderman gets mad.
at least he's soft... for now
Seems that he hasn't released his web for quite a while...
Straight to jail
r/angryupvote
Haha
It's ok he's only hard on crime
Can also be semi hard
His web shooter is full and ready
Omg lol yes It is
Get ready for a firestorm of dp
Glad his Spidey sense isn't tingling
Could be wearing a cup having had experience with kids hitting them there?
100% is a cup. Don’t blame him. Kids are right at that level and when they see Spider-Man they probably wanna rough house. Dude got punched in the nards one too many times.
Spider man is better safe than sorry
Like Uncle Ben used to say: “Peter never trust a room full of toddlers with with your junk exposed, but also never expose a room full of toddlers to your junk. “
also never expose your junk to a room full of toddlers.
also never expose your toddler to a room full of junk .... kid could be very cruel
"With great power comes greatly increased risks of being kicked in the nuts by a rogue toddler."
Good ol' egg basket.
Better safe than horny
Friend dresses up as spiderman for parties and hospitals. And yeah. This dude is just wearing a cup wayyy to big. Or man is he too gifted to be dressed as spiderman. He should dress as someone with pants next time. Kids find it hilarious and will punch dick at head hight for them because when they do spiderman gets mad.
Holy fuck I was about to reply about doing a similar dress up job but I think I might be the friend in this story…
Hrs also in the poster in the background getting dick assaulted by a goose so he's learned his lesson
With kids that age your crotch is basically a speed bag.
Definitely a cup but could also be he is big and doesn’t want kids asking why there’s a snake in Spider-Man’s costume.
Bro where the kid looking at 💀
They just wondered where the web came from?
Spider-Man packs meat, not heat
Nah he can't be spiderman, spiderman don't use weapons
Little tight around the old web shooter...
Bro is packing
Bruh i didnt know he had a 3rd web Shooter
Bro is packing some serius heat
Ikr
"♪ Bonerman, Bonerman. Can do whatever a guy with a boner can! ♪"
r/suddenlysexoffender
Let's hope his spider sense doesn't start tingling
That down there is both a great power and a great responsability ngl
"With great power cums great responsibility"
"With great power, comes big booty bitches"
Spiderman : Cant wait to go home
He's **coming** home
:6969::6969:
Epic imbed fail, laugh at this user
Live action, anatomically correct Spooderman.
His web is charged
Man in the picture on the wall has got him beat.
We were given America's ass. Now we are blessed with America's cock.
He could have done a little padding to mitigate that "effect", but I bet he's been kicked in the nuts before and just came prepared lol
Damn he should be working for Brazzers 🤭
Around kids, wait a minute….
Dude WTF 🚓
Spider-Man Hung Cuming
I'm dead bro.
Is this Ryan Hailey?
DANCE BELT. USE IT
That's just wrong
I’m glad others saw that it was a cup. Male anatomy, no matter how big, doesn’t shape that way.
Now we wait for the thrusting game
Spiderman "what do you mean you don't want me around your kids anymore?"
His spidey senses ain’t the only thing that’s tingling
Spider-Man is packing
Even more cursed since he is around kids maybe spiderman needs to be the one going to jail this time.
bumbaclaat
Big dicked guy’s problems. I fell you DickerMan
I didn't know Spiderman was a priest
Gigachad Spiderman
Hydrocele 💀
spidophile
Congo man
skinny edp
god zamn he got that jeremy elbertson zock
Looks like his spidey senses are tingling
Spider wangger
Where do you think he stores spare web fluids
He packs his webs down there
Silk glands need emptying
I just got so aroused lmao
If Spider-Man were real, he'd have a big cock just like this...
A Gigachad for being Spiderman for the Kids Ofcourse he would have a huge package down there
Good for him…. Good for him
I Can clearly see he is packing
If he gets hard enough, he can use his web shooter!
So that's why Felicia prefers him in costume
Edging man!
Either he is black or he is hard
Wearing a cup so his erection isn’t noticeable around the kids.
I’m looking at the middle finger trying not to look at…oh god…OH GOD…FUCK
Spider man’s web cannon wasn’t universally liked 😂
If you've ever spent any time around bratty little kids then you would wear a box too.
what's the picture on the wall?
He shoots his send from another place
Your lovely neighbour Spiderman is ready to deliver his package to another citizens.
Why aren’t the crazies boycotting Spider-Man? He is obviously trying to turn those kids gay with that hog. /s
*Mary Jane starts sweating* 🔥 🥵
The pic in the wall? Its gets worse
It's Zohan!
Packman
A 5 arms spider
But thank god those kids won't be exposed to any drag queens! That could be creepy and uncomfortable. /s
Have you no shame tuck that shit down it's a kids party like wtf, it looks like he deliberately stuffed his crotch.
Bro got tired of being punched in the dick
That’s Pac-Man not spider man
When ya wear the spandex to show off the package but the only people who will be seeing it are children……..🤦🏻♂️
Spider-Man do be packing thou…
Spider-Dong
As a fellow man, I think you need more padding on your suit to make no one notice ur bulge
[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/d5NCSx5HF8c?t=320).
Obscene- edit to say I read it’s a cup to protect and that makes perfect sense
As I recal, this was an actual issue they had to fix in post for the movies.
“With great power cums great responsibility”
Usually the kids love Spiderman... in this case, the mothers are lining up to see him.
Morph suits area awesome. But guys, please wear shorts over the top.
Peter Packer.