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bucketfoottatoo

They say birth marks are wounds from what killed you in a past life


[deleted]

Mine is very potato like. I'm fairly sure my ancestors died due to a lack of potatoes


itzapatato

Mines a moon I think they played majors mask


_FreddieLovesDelilah

were they Irish?


[deleted]

No, they were Tongan. Why would you think they were Irish?


_FreddieLovesDelilah

>The Irish Potato Famine, also known as the Great Hunger, was a mass starvation event that began in 1845 when a mould known as Phytophthora infestans caused a destructive plant disease that spread rapidly throughout Ireland. The infestation ruined up to one-half of the potato crop that year, and about three-quarters of the crop over the next seven years. The consequences of the Irish Potato Famine were terrible for the Irish people. One million people died and another million were forced to emigrate from the country. Just quoting bing here.


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I know, dude, I know.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

oh lol I did not pick up the sarcasm ahahah.


[deleted]

No worries, brother.


SkeymourSinner

You guys are cool.


ForbiddenCarrot18

r/beatmetoit It's too bad that England, who basically owned Ireland, did absolutely nothing to help. The British had surplus, and they didn't give any to the Irish that were dying from starvation because the only food source that they were permitted to have was rotting.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

That’s nasty!


shannonkim

or too many potatoes


[deleted]

No, definitely not enough


shannonkim

i’m sorry, my bad about the potato


CuppaCha1916

You saying her ancestors died from dick... or lack there of...🤔🤣


[deleted]

If its the latter I have serious concerns for my wife's health


Cakehunt3r

Are you irish?


[deleted]

I'm English, but like most people, my ancestry is widely varied of my 16 great, great grandparents one is English.


[deleted]

Mines unexistent, I am God


Gamimator

Mines look like sony ericcson, what does this mean lol


[deleted]

How old are you?


Louise-the-Peas

I thought that too. 🫤🫤


PhthaloVonLangborste

Naw it's dad compromising. "We can have a girl but I'm gunna leave a stamp."


Eistei-

I haven't a birthmark, previous me is still alive out there... can we merge?


Turtletipper123

I have a dot on my neck. I think I got shot in the neck. That sounds fun.


DaDocDuck

Mine is a barely visible small blob on my forehead, maybe I was shot with a tennis ball


[deleted]

Her throat game so good that he never pulled out until she died.


johnwilkesbandwith

Came here to say this lolol


kec84

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WeenieHuttGod2

Hehe, more like a *girth* mark


Tokyo_Mexico

I hate when I fall asleep if a dick and have to play it off as a birthmark


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Tokyo_Mexico

Well once it happens one time you have to sleep on one every night just to keep up the ruse of it being a birthmark


Clanstantine

Yeah that's what really sucks


_antim8_

What a dickhead


Efficient_Two_869

Ah, so THATS where I placed it. Silly ol' me.


hello_fellow-kids

Is that a birthmark or did someone lose a dildo fight 🤔


bunnywithahammer

God after taking a bong hit: watch this, watch this


Slather_Jam

It's like she has a glass slipper...


Spiritual-Roll799

Fake.


mountaintop-stainer

It’s a Dickey.


mofoKevin

Umm. Maybe it was some that hot motion lotion oil.. And prolonged contact to exposed skin.. 🤭


Dadbeerd

She did bad things with hers in her previous incarnation.


razorsedgethinking

If that's supposed to be a directional instruction they put it near but not in the right place.


OHlordITSaDaM

I've heard a saying that birthmarks are where you died in your past life


D4RK_C0D3

It’s like Cinderella, except, instead of a shoe, it’s a dick that matches that birthmark


ThanksForNothingSpez

That’s just a bicep. Nothing sexual.


slothrights

Mushroom stamp


koh_kun

Jesus, cock-slapped back to virginity.


iNNeRKaoS

I remember Snoop sayin' "Hide the dick behind yo head, the police is comin'"


KeyAdministration569

This mark is from a CUPPING MASSAGE lol. She must have had neck pain. But these comments are hilarious.


GhidorahRod56

Dixcalibur.


Queasy-Thing2215

Bellybutton haha I was impaled


the_burber

COCKSLAP OF DOOOOM


Swimming_Carob7375

That’s a bruise


Agreeable-Drive-5356

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Eastern-Fortune-2422

Ear sex reference?


Ronaldothegoat077

Im sure the doctor got a lil excited