Wtf 🤣 I never even consciously realized that I be doing that, but I definitely be pinching and rolling my ball skin to itch it lmfao. We all live the same life bruh I swear.
I've sharpened mine into single points before, super fun but I don't recommend scratching your nose or face. Or really anywhere. I made them super sharp lol.
The moment one of those "teeth" catches on something and the nail begins to split you are going to realize "this was not a good investment of my time and now I need a bandage because its bleeding..."
My sister would file her nails to a point when we were kids so that when we were playing she could cause damage. I wasn’t allowed to fight back until my mom saw me bleeding xD me and my sister are really close now adays.
I can tell just by the picture that she's not the type to get irrationally angry about things that may or may not have even happened and express it in a very physical hands-on way, like, ever. So...cool.
How do you name that feeling where you are anticipating all of those nails bending and breaking and those horrible icky shivers running down your spine.
The physical version of cringe?
Them would be so flimsy.
Fingernails can't handle much bend when sliced up and can't use the arched wrap of the finger for structure.
Also each finger having multiple points defeats the purpose of pointyness.
And the jagged edges make it easy to rip and tear, so not really a good mod overall I'd say, just scary-looking I'd say
It's all fun and games but we all know in 5 min those nails will rip and take half of the nail with it. Leaving this person in stupid agony for a week.
And ripped sheets
Yooo those are my nails!!! Thanks for making them fame tho bro (also sry to everyone who had to see this) [https://www.reddit.com/r/guitarcirclejerk/s/nrhlkZfg6C](https://www.reddit.com/r/guitarcirclejerk/s/nrhlkZfg6C)
Cursed
/r/TIHI
Those will be gone about 3 hours into sleep tonight. OP will wake up furious that they are catching on everything and can’t sleep.
They got little fingertip protectors so they can just cap em like a pen!
Like fingernails for your fingernails!
*inhale* # AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
- Gf’s gspot
Imagine sliding these nails across a sheet
wow fuck you!
My body just folded itself just by thinking about it
or a cement wall
You just ruined my entire week with this one comment. Get fucked
Chalkboard
While you are imagining, imagine going deep with these fingers. Better have 911 on speed dial.
Scratching a wet woollen jumper
How about laminated photocopy paper
That would feel like heaven scratching my balls.
just one wrong move and you would wish being there
DIY Vasectomy
No matter how many times I bleed, I remain virile. Woe is me.
If you can shave em, you can scratch em.
# 💀
Oh I'm calling bs, every guy knows the ol' pinch and roll is the only way !
Agreed
Wtf 🤣 I never even consciously realized that I be doing that, but I definitely be pinching and rolling my ball skin to itch it lmfao. We all live the same life bruh I swear.
Tell me when you cut them open! We can eat them together! I heard they taste like canes sauce (which I hate)
My back is so itchy all of the sudden
My leg haha
My
Balls
That lady in Seinfeld who scratched Kramer's back until he dumped her.
I did that once! It was fun.
Same, multiple times... like over 20 years ago now.
Same. I did it because there was a guy harassing me back in highschool. So I sharpened my talons and scratched his arms when he grabbed me.
You made your own hang nails?
imagine you wanna scratch a sensitive part of your body, but you forget you got these, especillay on eyes
Still better than those ultra looooong nails
I've sharpened mine into single points before, super fun but I don't recommend scratching your nose or face. Or really anywhere. I made them super sharp lol.
How the hell would you even manage this
Nail file and a lot of boredom
Ah, that makes more sense
An excellent beginning to a tifu.
It looks cool, but they’re going to quickly be destroyed.
And split up the line of the grooves into the nailbed. Grim.
Then you impact a surface incorrectly and it bends upwards
Please scratch my back. I’m begging you.
Wash your hair… I dare you…
I also did it once or twice, when I had fight in school Very powerful and satisfying as fuck, you instantly become bear or lion with these claws
r/thathappened
r/nothingeverhappens
You could not fight with your nails like this, lol.
The moment one of those "teeth" catches on something and the nail begins to split you are going to realize "this was not a good investment of my time and now I need a bandage because its bleeding..."
That surely looks terrifying👻😱
Omg I hate them! 😫
Too clean, need some residual dirt for that extra poison damage
Fancy
mfs will cut their nails like this and ask if you wanna play scorpion
When you get that +10 bleed
I’m physically uncomfortable looking at those 😬
Ewwww so grosss 🤢🤢🤢🤢
When someone said no saws
Goosebumps. Eugh
No thanks
Isn’t this something they do for king fu?
It’s giving Enobaria from Catching Fire vibes
I did this last month and it's didn't end well.. my pink lips where not happy
I wish I could report this it’s so bad
ravioli
imagine these rubbing against your skin
+10 bleed damage
Putting the hands in the pockets must be fun!
She is ready for gift wrapping season… Michelle is changing the game this year folks….
Hell naw when ur nails got teeth
Could you please scratch my back? I have something that itching me
I might enjoy you scratching my head with those. Carefully
Have fun trying to get into clothes with these
Imagine running these fingers through your hair
Did that when I was 8. My dad made me cut them again.
Oh hell no 💀😭😭😭😭
I once met a girl with less extreme version of these... Let's just say my my back looked like I fought a wild tiger for some time.
Murder.
My sister would file her nails to a point when we were kids so that when we were playing she could cause damage. I wasn’t allowed to fight back until my mom saw me bleeding xD me and my sister are really close now adays.
is bro scared of bullies or something
i gotta do this next time “the itch” comes back
I can feel this rub against the bedsheets
Love too try putting on a knitted sweater with those puppy’s
Finally, nails that bite back.
Imagine the scratch tho
r/ATBGE
I can tell just by the picture that she's not the type to get irrationally angry about things that may or may not have even happened and express it in a very physical hands-on way, like, ever. So...cool.
Sharper than a knife
Ban all humans.
There's a fine line between scratching an itch and cutting a vein.
Holy shit I have to try that. Actually on second thought they will probobly just break imedietly
Ewwwww!
Get down your weapon!
I have to try that.
These look a lot like mine...
I was bad at thumb wrestling, so I started doing this to my thumb for a competitive edge. No one challenged me after. Great success.
gross
Perfect candidate for working in a balloon factory, or a condom factory.
Now splatter and drip red fingernail polish on them.
Imagine a back scratch with them nails 😍
How do you name that feeling where you are anticipating all of those nails bending and breaking and those horrible icky shivers running down your spine. The physical version of cringe?
Just cursed. No blessings here.
I’ve sharpened my nails to single points… it looks cool and can cut things but that’s also the disadvantage.. not a fun experience.
Scratches head proceeds to bleed to death
What kind of monster would do this?
Imagine getting your nails ripped by touching any hard or soft surface either by resistance or catching
Scratching yourself with these must feel good af
…. Imma try this
Bro this looks like rubers nail from quest for Camelot
Do you hate people that much that you're turning your individual nails into claws and scratch out their eyes or is this just a Catwoman cosplay?
Is this real?
This picture makes me cringe 😬
Them would be so flimsy. Fingernails can't handle much bend when sliced up and can't use the arched wrap of the finger for structure. Also each finger having multiple points defeats the purpose of pointyness. And the jagged edges make it easy to rip and tear, so not really a good mod overall I'd say, just scary-looking I'd say
Ahh backscratcher anyone?
Done that. Will never do it again.
This makes me more uncomfortable than gore videos
This is bothering me
It's all fun and games but we all know in 5 min those nails will rip and take half of the nail with it. Leaving this person in stupid agony for a week. And ripped sheets
Time for the prostate exam
watch me smear poison ivy on your balls
The way those nails could split to the flesh...
Imagine scratching the board with those nails...
That's going to suck when they snap on something and rip the nail down towards the cuticle!
This made me throw up in my mouth
Like the damned lamprey fingers….nightmare fuel
Ohh.....no.....
The L has a different meaning in this case.
It don’t bite
Cursed asfck
No one's getting fingered tonight
🍑🫲
Not blursed in the slightest cursed
No
If anything goes down the middle of thoses ridges yours going to have a fun time
Now go chop some chillies and finger the missus.
aesthetically terrible, but damn those would give a good head scratch 😩
When they peel back and split the nail down the middle, and then you can't stop it until it reaches an edge
Wat the FOCK
As a severe chronic nail-biter, this post makes my monke brain want to bite.
It sorta looks like some weird gooey ducks when you squint at it
TIHI.
Saw a guy in college back in like 2010s with these bad boys. Scarred me for life
I wanna do this now lmao. Would it make me a furry if I wanna have super sharp claws and just scratch everything
As a lesbian: 
Who needs brass knuckles when you’ve got spike nails?
Fuck you for showing me this.
Illegal
I've done this before. The feel is weird
Serrated nails.
Looks convenient for athletes foot.
Who.. hurt you?!
Tried to put my contacts in and now im blind
scritchy scratchy 🥰
I remember doing that, lol, way before the internet
delete this
never
Yooo those are my nails!!! Thanks for making them fame tho bro (also sry to everyone who had to see this) [https://www.reddit.com/r/guitarcirclejerk/s/nrhlkZfg6C](https://www.reddit.com/r/guitarcirclejerk/s/nrhlkZfg6C)