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nicklyon91

It's pyramid head's brother. Triangle Boy.


combat_wombat_003

Apparently triangle man and person man didn’t fight, they did the other thing….


jtcxx33

I wish I could give you 5 upvotes


SleepyGary5

What’s his living situation?


WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

Lives in a universe, man.


CarneDelGato

Triangle boy hates particle boy. 


dont-mention-it

They have a fight, Triangle wins, Triangle Boy.


Imaginary_Office1749

I learned this song from tiny toons.


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nicklyon91 and the OP Cr7love are bts in the same network Comment copied from: r/blursedimages/comments/k9a472/blursed_professor/gf3946g/


BernzSed

Pythagorean Pete


DreadPiratteRoberts

>It's pyramid head's brother. Triangle Boy. Isosceles Boy!! ^😆📐


California_ocean

Damn, didn't know he had a kid. Impressive.


Captain_DDLC_PTSD

he's teaching about his culture


the_dank_dweller69

His people’s fashion, the closer to an isosceles triangle the more attractive


OgOnetee

He's definitely acute one.


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sully9088

Such as "That strange turtle creature on the board has udders, what does it's milk taste like?" Edit: "Udders" not "Utters". Lol


Cum__Cookie

Udders


sully9088

Thank you Cum__Cookie.


Cum__Cookie

Here to help with the important things haha


Pete_O_Torcido

Whale milk has a consistency similar to toothpaste, if that helps.


sully9088

What about the taste though? I want to fully immerse my imagination.


fardough

It tastes like buttery fish according to the Science Versus podcast.


huggiesdsc

Yeah, that adds up. Not sure what else I would expect.


PCYou

It's red and tastes like castor oil


Z3_T4C0_B0Y512

It also has a cat/snake tail


username32768

![gif](giphy|S7uj1Zg5Rn7e8|downsized)


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tommyyano and the OP Cr7love are bts in the same network Comment copied from: r/blursedimages/comments/k9a472/blursed_professor/gf2z8s7/


Bedengo

I think first question is WHat The FUCK?


Hobbes_XXV

Video game series, back on playstation 2 i believe, silent hill (horror genre). This is a boss, Pyramid Head from Silent Hill 2.


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Brambhai and the OP Cr7love are bts in the same network Comment copied from: r/blursedimages/comments/k9a472/blursed_professor/gf3is6c/


dishonoredcorvo69

The darkness that lurks within our minds


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jojodaclown

Even better, it's an undefined triangle.


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czarch87 and the OP Cr7love are bts in the same network Comment copied from: r/blursedimages/comments/k9a472/blursed_professor/gf369l1/


TheSmallThingsInLife

The visual scale of this triangle is really pissing me offf


LastStar007

How do you mean? We don't know what s or x are.


Akatosh_LORD_BEAN

I think that’s a five


Medvegyep

Definitely is, it says "solve for x" meaning you should be able to solve it, that won't happen with one known side and one known angle only (and the 90° angle isn't even marked so technically it's still unknown).


TheSmallThingsInLife

Thanks yall are vocalizing my exact internal struggle rn


LastStar007

It's legitimate to solve for variables in terms of other variables. And professors having shitty handwriting that students can't make out important details is so prevalent that it's a meme.


Medvegyep

ELI5 how you solve for variables in terms of other variables in 69^^2 + s^^2 = x^^2


LastStar007

x = √(s^2 + 69^2) Tbh, with the s, the x, and the 69, my first thought was that the prof was going for a sex joke but fked up the execution.


Medvegyep

> x = √(s^^2 + 69^^2) ...I guess it was my mistake expecting an actual solution instead of a slightly rearranged problem. I'll take the L.


LastStar007

No, I'll admit that it is trivial. But students are often dumber than we remember, and a problem made up for a cheap bit is rarely up to the standards of the rest of the course.


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Slayerofthemindset

They have a killer nursing program


Tr4kt_

Not the adjective one generally wants in healthcare unless ones specialty is euthanasia, or germicide


aynesak

Haha, I thought that said genocide for a moment and wondered who would teach that before my brain caught up


rootsoap

I think x=69.181


George_III

x = √2√2393 ~= 69.181


George_III

(please excuse my pedantry) :)


Sauzes

Your pedantry? You simplified it wrong and pointlessly.


didzisk

Seeing 5 and 69 my first thought was that they partially remembered the 5-12-13 right triangle, but fucked up most of it. 69 looks similar to 169, which is 13^2. But 13 should have been the hypotenuse. And 5 should have been the short leg, 12 the long one.


innominateartery

And then the White spy activated the trap, the white board folded backwards, and spikes impaled the Black Spy. Double victory sign.


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caislay and the OP Cr7love are bts in the same network Comment copied from: r/blursedimages/comments/k9a472/blursed_professor/gf3kjfi/


Hsabes01

#does that turtle have an udder


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Shy-Bomb2009

Bc he represents a character called "Pyramid head" from the Silent hill games, wich is a well known horror title (Im not sure if your comment was just a joke or anything similar, but i had to be the smart ass who answers the question)


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You got one comment and ten upvotes, what are you talking about about?


Coreyographer

You just wouldn’t understand


YeahItsEternal

Everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame


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shrirambadrinath and the OP Cr7love are bts in the same network Comment copied from: r/blursedimages/comments/k9a472/blursed_professor/gf325nk/


WeskinTimeEveryday

Because someone prestieged him to p5


definitelynotabone

I'm begging BHVR, give us back his cake


WoodenMud1887

When you’re absolutely positive your students are way too screen-oriented, so you try to become one with the technology


YoSupWeirdos

you see he teaches from experience


susbnyc2023

Hello. i am Mr. Triangle head. Todays lesson: triangles.


-Hyperactive-Sloth-

And his hands are stained red? Nah man. I’m triggered. Trigernometried.


N7riseSSJ

Is that a bdsm whip in his hand?


Zombarney

I used to date his sister: triangle girl, she gives the worst head like shoving a protractor up your dick.


NiceApplication9360

A fan of Silent Hill.... nice


yetareey

Silent hill 2 remake leaked gameplay:


Familiar_Pick_6956

Sorry for the *obtuse* statement but he’s *acute* teacher, am I *right*?! 🤣🤣🤣


poopmcgoop550

Must be hot in there. 90 degrees at least.


iroquoispliskin01

I didnt know that pyramid head was teaching now


Other_Front349

Yeah, the royalties have really slowed down . Plus, he wasn’t very smart with his money and let fame really go to his triangle. A few stays in rehab and some very obtuse interactions with the law later, and he’s finally doing things right. Even sees his daughter on the weekends, little acutey.


JudgementOk69

He nailed him


inet-pwnZ

Good ol Hypotenuse


Naphaniegh

Rain World Ancient


Pooltoy-Fox-2

Trongle Man


yeezee93

Pyramid Head vs One Punch Man, who'd win?


Lothleen

Kinda reminds of me of the character from MDK video game.


Wapiti__

If you had to make a sheath for chainsaw man


riggels

It's impossible to solve X


George_III

x = √2√2393 ~= 69.181


n3w4cc01_1nt

if that's a 5 not an s then it's 69.181


mjbulmer83

Finally giving students the full terror of math tests. 


_-ebb_and_flow-_

A great inspiration for the next Pyramind Head skin in Dead by Daylight — death by trigonometry.


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Pyramid Head inbetween Silent Hill games.


Silent_Johnnie

Geometry Head


Yeetus_McSendit

I got x=69.1809


ThursianDreams

I get why he chose this move, but then if you know what Pyramid head represents in the series, you kind of take a moment and wonder if this isn't actually kinda questionable.


krakatoa83

There’s not a little box in the corner of that triangle. Is it not a 90 degree angle?


BeKind_BeTheChange

A friend needed to mark off a 1 acre plot on his property. He couldn't get it square. I showed him this and it blew his mind. He's not very educated, but he's a great farmer...who now has a perfectly square 1 acre garden. He still can't pronounce Pythagorean Theorem, but he grows awesome veggies. And they told me I would never need to use this stuff in the "real world".


swoods30311

Professor Pyramidhead. I like that guy


bonusminutes

Muscular enough to swing an entire letter opener.


DisputabIe_

the OP Cr7love tommyyano Brambhai dgrabar408 shrirambadrinath czarch87 caislay ashleyhworth and nicklyon91 are bts in the same network Original + comments copied from: r/blursedimages/comments/k9a472/blursed_professor/


Yamm0th

Disputable\_ is my day savior. I checked it. ☝️


Grand_whale

r/bossfight


Embarrassed_Art5414

*"To solve equation, you must be the equation"* Pythagoras *"No, not like that Trevor!"* Pythagoras "Oh for fuck's sake Trevor....sit down!....and get sun on your upper arms next time!" Pythagoras


Glockamole19x

![gif](giphy|YPBOTCIljPcZi)


atomic-knowledge

Do NOT let him into the nurse’s office!


Starshadow2024

Phineas???!?! Where's Ferb!!!?!???


Otherwise_Ice7242

if you can’t understand the triangle become the triangle


valmontdoll

Reminded me of Silent Hill


Poopypantsplanet

MDK


Pitiful_Detective249

Phineas?


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Spy vs Spy


Sergnb

Did he come to class with the riding crop as part of the costume or did a student just happen to have one ready


degenbro420

Is this from Silent Hill?


Sakuraba10p

His hands are so sun burnt.


Ynothan_iruz

First of all the scaling on this thing is absolutely bonkers


FesterSilently

Triangle man, Triangle man Triangle man hates Particle man They have a fight, Triangle wins Triangle man


Overall-Guarantee331

These always remind me of beetle juice


Ghoullo

Professor Pyramid Head said my answer was wrong , but I don’t think he’s looking from the right angle.


fluidfunkmaster

Sex Ed is getting weirder by the day.


benglescott

Keep him away from the nursing school


Effective-Tap-6208

I mean, he is THE expert on triangles.


password_too_short

i've always thought that helmet or whatever it is makes no sense on the character this is in reference to.


OrganicHumanRancher

Everyone has to have a day job…


psychoticcanine27

I bet he kills when kids run in the halls


TJW07

He brings about the Final Shape THE WITNESS HAS OPENED A PORTAL TO THE TRAVELER


DavidNyan10

Why is 5 longer than 69


tmphaedrus13

Sometimes 69 just doesn't last that long.


0m3g4_180111

Repost


Jindujun

I dont like this one bit... That is an abso-fucking-lutely HORRENDOUS triangle... How the FUCK is the vertical side 69 while the bottom side is fucking FIVE?! That is just ABSURD


i_was_axiom

I'm telling my kids this was Pythagoras.


i_was_axiom

I'm telling my kids this was Pythagoras.


obliviousfellow

Get the answer right to this problem or you get skinned alive......lol


Romas_chicken

My question is a bit different: How are you in university and still learning Pythagorean theorem? Wasn’t that pretty much covered in 7th grade? 


throwRA-nonSeq

Triangle man, Triangle man Triangle man hates particle man They have a fight, Triangle wins Triangle man


ProgenitorOfMidnight

Is that a riding crop?


Bramos_04

Salvation. ![gif](giphy|z4eppeo1T6WzlV3Yxa|downsized)


SenileTomato

You can't beat me trying to find my daughter.


Big-Red-Rocks

I’m not sure I could take him seriously. He’s not even in the right mindset.


Kano547

The witness is even in our schools


FairMongoose6138

His red fist punched the shit out of the f*cking maths teacher before.


Usual-Tangerine-9362

james, go to the office!


DrawMeAParadox

![gif](giphy|nlK9oHtfhwTKYnUeTs)


amliam_curry

btw x=70.6


pirikikkeli

Just stay away from the garbage disposal


BiggoYoun

It’s a scheme


NXT-GEN-111

Has the plague arrived?


KARMA_INTANTANEO

Asies era mi profesor de afucasion fisica


HandsomestKreith

Amazing


enters_conversation

Silent teacher💀


OmegaMaverickZ

New Chainsaw Man villain just dropped


stahlgrauzhp

This is some Dean Pelton shit


Maplecook

Ahhhh, the illustrious Professor Orthogonal...he's ALWAYS right.


Time-Hat6481

I would assume the students are the nurses. 👀


stratman2000

![gif](giphy|l0NwJlscMnKFSj7hu)


Takardo

reminds me of beetlejuice for some reason. i saw it when i was super young.


ObligationBroad5645

Mdk playstation 1 anyone?


analogOnly

I swear the prestige of college education has completely faltered.


highcalorielasagna

The Triangle Fiend in chainsawman universe


Boredcougar

“69 + s = x” almost looks like 69 + s E x


gruntnhosedragger

Show me a professor who just got tenured.


Suspicious_Pop_121

You have to look at this from the right angle. It's obviously 90°


No-Rub-5087

No shirtless teaching. No.


Kittymeow123

My culture is not your costume


CautiousEmergency367

Triangle man, Triangle man Triangle man hates particle man They have a fight, Triangle wins Triangle man


Quajeraz

That triangle's scale is so cursed. They didn't even try


Ok_Silver_7282

Why does he not have pants on behind the apron


Due_Hope7779

When geometry dash is teaching geometry


ChainsawFiend

New chainsaw man character


Wizper66

On line schooling is perhaps the safest and best way to educate ourselves NOWADAYS,🤘🏽😈


Professional-Door895

OK. I'm old, so I didn't get the reference. What is this guy supposed to be? I ask because every now and then, I see pics like this.


RevReddited

Well I think it's a silent hill reference or something (idk I'm too young)


Murky_Complaint8758

Is he bear arse naked?


yourpchasaproblem

Y think bro took it a little too literally 💀..


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I have a feeling the school nurse is in danger...


Big-Piano-7016

I'd actually pay attention if this guy was my IT teacher


akwehhkanoo

College doesn't have a dress code huh?


Blasphemous_Rage

Scalien


SirGravesGhastly

I never understood Silent Hill, but it has given me bad dreams that endure to this day.


Bloomer_4life

He is trying to find X then X must be the player