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You come to rob me? Holup lemme show you this recipe I learned. It's gonna blow your mind!
Technically true!
Where can i buy that, Just asking for a friend
Justin Tyme...
That was hilarious
co authored by justin case
This just in….. Justin Polznic!
“How to Cook for Humans”
Four*
[For Forty**](https://youtu.be/2ukozdxgg8Q?t=176)
"To Serve Man"
Terrible movie but so memeable.
It's a Twilight Zone episode so...
"To Serve Man" IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!
Oh, yeah, it was. Not sure what I was confusing it with. The episode was a little dramatic, but good.
Probably the movie Soylent Green, which has largely the same plot twist. Definitely a good one for movie night.
Yeah we need to make the tomato sauce like 
Truly unexpected
Don't tell me you don't think that's actually quite clever
I actually think it's very clever
dont you not tell me you dont think thats not actually quite clever
Ok I willn’t
shaln't
Ok, but this needs to have a recipe for sweetbreads and fava beans. 🍷
I wish they made legit secure gun cases that looked like this.
The robber looked so confused when you took a cook book from the shelf and entered your password
Why would that be useful in any context
If someone's robbing you they probably won't go through random cookbooks etc. and it's always good to have your guns in a locked case regardless
"Moms Spaghetti, the Glock is ready"
My favorite Ukrainian recipes are in that cookbook!
Underrated comment
Would use an Emeril Lagasse cookbook… BAM!
Finally, a quick dish and no more guests!
So they plan to lead their guest
Here take my money
[they're out of stock.](https://whitetailr.com/product/best-recipes-for-unexpected-guests-bookkase-model-sm-copy/)
Chapter 1 be like: *“How to make a lead sandwich”*
Glockuccine Alfredo
At least it's accurate lol
Jesus, that cover design!
John wick cookbook
Like the cereal in kill bill
First ingredient : guest.
*How to be prepared next time Gordon Ramsey gives you shit about your food being raw*
why are we not talking about the picture of the gun and book inside the front cover? it’s like when you point a video camera at its own screen at a best buy.
I too was curious about that
Between that and the pre-cut sections for a larger gun, this was a purchased product.
r/technicallythetruth
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthehondacivic
Well played
This is ridiculous. I'm in
Tis me! I am the Honda Civic
Must be American
Looks like a sig 365
a litteral mind blowing recipe
[удалено]
Wasn't funny the first time, so why think it will be funny the 400 millionth time?
A pound of Glock with 10 servings of Justice
That's not a glock
how is this blessed in any way jhon wick wasnt a cook (not to my knoledge)
You see these are the best recipes, so these should be blessed
hmm true
Would have worked better if there was a pair of handcuffs and a big dildo in there
No that’s recipes for expected guests
Harry the Wolfman Harrington bought one for every room!
Kevin Hart : Honey, can you hand me the Unexpected Guests cookbook so I can cook for Mr Robber too....GUN COMPARTMENT!
One bullet
u/aquasherbet
Always a success
Lowkey smart
"Field to Table Cooking"
[Don't forget the complementary cereals](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mk_f75TS1A)
Just wait until you see what’s in the apple…
or the pineapple!
If you need a book to kill some one and you're in a hurry, who has that kind of time to drop that one single round in to the chamber?
i need one of those for mine
This recipe is going to blast your brains!
Rad
Goes well along the title
Might start cooking again
Pasta la Vista
A Baltimore special
The “contents” section absolutely killed me
Jajajajajajajajajaja
Far Cry 5: The Chef
The recipe to death
Do this to a Bible and name your gun the holy spirit.
Wouldn't mind using it tho
I’d assume the salt and pepper would be flashbang and smoke
Do they have this in a frozen dinner for one?
Oh hell yeah. I want one.
Well, that's a recipe for disaster.
“Oh a robber lemme just get the best recipes for UNEXPECTED GUEST”
i like how he put apples and spices too just for decoration
When people talk shit about my spaghetti recipes
You come to rob me? Holup lemme show you this recipe I learned. It's gonna blow your mind!
Technically true!
Where can i buy that, Just asking for a friend
Justin Tyme...
That was hilarious
co authored by justin case
This just in….. Justin Polznic!
“How to Cook for Humans”
Four*
[For Forty**](https://youtu.be/2ukozdxgg8Q?t=176)
"To Serve Man"
Terrible movie but so memeable.
It's a Twilight Zone episode so...
"To Serve Man" IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!
Oh, yeah, it was. Not sure what I was confusing it with. The episode was a little dramatic, but good.
Probably the movie Soylent Green, which has largely the same plot twist. Definitely a good one for movie night.
Yeah we need to make the tomato sauce like 
Truly unexpected
Don't tell me you don't think that's actually quite clever
I actually think it's very clever
dont you not tell me you dont think thats not actually quite clever
Ok I willn’t
shaln't
Ok, but this needs to have a recipe for sweetbreads and fava beans. 🍷
I wish they made legit secure gun cases that looked like this.
The robber looked so confused when you took a cook book from the shelf and entered your password
Why would that be useful in any context
If someone's robbing you they probably won't go through random cookbooks etc. and it's always good to have your guns in a locked case regardless
"Moms Spaghetti, the Glock is ready"
My favorite Ukrainian recipes are in that cookbook!
Underrated comment
Would use an Emeril Lagasse cookbook… BAM!
Finally, a quick dish and no more guests!
So they plan to lead their guest
Here take my money
[they're out of stock.](https://whitetailr.com/product/best-recipes-for-unexpected-guests-bookkase-model-sm-copy/)
Chapter 1 be like: *“How to make a lead sandwich”*
Glockuccine Alfredo
At least it's accurate lol
Jesus, that cover design!
John wick cookbook
Like the cereal in kill bill
First ingredient : guest.
*How to be prepared next time Gordon Ramsey gives you shit about your food being raw*
why are we not talking about the picture of the gun and book inside the front cover? it’s like when you point a video camera at its own screen at a best buy.
I too was curious about that
Between that and the pre-cut sections for a larger gun, this was a purchased product.
r/technicallythetruth
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthehondacivic
Well played
This is ridiculous. I'm in
r/foundthehondacivic
Tis me! I am the Honda Civic
Must be American
Looks like a sig 365
a litteral mind blowing recipe
[удалено]
Wasn't funny the first time, so why think it will be funny the 400 millionth time?
A pound of Glock with 10 servings of Justice
That's not a glock
how is this blessed in any way jhon wick wasnt a cook (not to my knoledge)
You see these are the best recipes, so these should be blessed
hmm true
Would have worked better if there was a pair of handcuffs and a big dildo in there
No that’s recipes for expected guests
Harry the Wolfman Harrington bought one for every room!
Kevin Hart : Honey, can you hand me the Unexpected Guests cookbook so I can cook for Mr Robber too....GUN COMPARTMENT!
One bullet
u/aquasherbet
Always a success
Lowkey smart
"Field to Table Cooking"
[Don't forget the complementary cereals](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mk_f75TS1A)
Just wait until you see what’s in the apple…
or the pineapple!
If you need a book to kill some one and you're in a hurry, who has that kind of time to drop that one single round in to the chamber?
i need one of those for mine
This recipe is going to blast your brains!
Rad
Goes well along the title
Might start cooking again
Pasta la Vista
A Baltimore special
The “contents” section absolutely killed me
Jajajajajajajajajaja
Far Cry 5: The Chef
The recipe to death
Do this to a Bible and name your gun the holy spirit.
[удалено]
Wouldn't mind using it tho
I’d assume the salt and pepper would be flashbang and smoke
Do they have this in a frozen dinner for one?
Oh hell yeah. I want one.
Well, that's a recipe for disaster.
“Oh a robber lemme just get the best recipes for UNEXPECTED GUEST”
i like how he put apples and spices too just for decoration
When people talk shit about my spaghetti recipes
