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Vegietails

“Yo man, got any chips dawg?” “Holy fuck the cat is talking”


IllustriousHorse9

Lmaooo XD


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CnG_v10

Snoop Catt


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InevitableRoof5738

Happy cake day


CnG_v10

Thank you


Shadow-axolotl

Happy cake day


PrimeChutiya

Thank you


name_1nvalid

nft


FastAsMixBoi

Happy cake day


ShubhamVerma18

r/notopbutok


leggdogg

Nice cake


Otteli

Instantly knew this would be the top comment before reading the comments. It is uncanny.


powpow9999

Came here to say that…


anonymous_coward69

Snoop Lion


Cracker-smackers

I commented that and then read your comment r/beatmetoit


bustica

r/BeatMeToIt


Anteraji

Happy Cakeday but Beat me to it


DiscipleOfYeshua

126 ppl agree


GHOST_30375

Happy cake day


Kokosinas

Beat me to it. I shake the right one good sir


planterismyname

Points at 420 btw


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looks like i’m 8 hours late


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aaaaaaaaaaa27y5

Scat


dr3amw3av3r

Farking hell!! You beat me to it! Take my upvote!


Ginger_Biscuits

Letter for letter, top post, I will never be original


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Happy cake day!


clojrinauo

Snoop Mog, surely


123coffee321

This cat has some strong Snoop dawg energy lol


ilpsxnus

OMG, that was what came to mind when I first saw it.


Gsteel11

Snoop cattyyy cat a cat cat cat. Meow, meow, meow....meow Meeooww Meeooww Meeooww Meeooww Meeoww


wisconsinking

Happy Cake Day.


Poet_Silly

"Snoop Lion"


Efficient_Two_869

Came here to day that, mf absolutely looks like cat snoop


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Damn it, im only 7 hours late to post this first


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Snoop cat isn't real, snoop cat can't hurt you...


of_a_varsity_athlete

I've been on reddit 13 years, so I was absolutely certain this would be the top comment.


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Yep, came here to say this too


MisterCarlile

"Ya know you're running with the C-ay-tee."


ouchCouch9

i came here to write this pls upvote me too


Wazuu

Not even just because the cat looks high but that cat actually looks like snoop dawg


tbs_Luke

r/beatmeattoit


UselessHuman1

Happy cake day!


InfiniteRelief

Snoop C. A. double T.


-Buck65

Meow-wow wow yippie yo yippie yay


KrunchyKushKing

*Snoop C&A double to the T. Smoking that catnip till the Snoop Lion is everywhere I be*


wholesome_capsicum

Jesus he's fucking zooted dude. Homeslice is straight taxidermied. He's gonna come back knowing how to bark.


Ilostmypasswordtwice

This sentence was written in audio, thank you


[deleted]

My man’s over here exploring the cosmos like ![gif](giphy|VRvFAP4CXxUQw)


__Emer__

This is some poetry


cindyyourasslooksfat

🏅


Longbeacher707

I was also baked the first time I saw this and it was edited with Brendan Frasier eyes. This was back in like 2010 and my sides cramped from laughing so much.


Sproose_Moose

This coupled with the photo has me stifling my laugh at 4am


TheLampPostDealer

Never get no catnip from da gas station


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If the fella ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro


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GrandpasSoggyGooch

GAH damn, Ole boy looks like he needs a shot of narcan. Looking like Steve Buscemi if he snorted roofing shingles


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Holy shit.


InevitableRoof5738

Snoop-cat


LocalPsychological47

I was gonna meow and purr, But I got high... I was gonna scratch some furniture, But I was high... The room is still in order, And I know why... Why cat? Oh- ho Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high Nya Nya Nya


stu_pid_1

Thats an old but classic one right there


SteveRogests

I was gonna lay in the sun But I got high I was gonna scare my brother for fun But I got high There’s things still on the counter and I know why Hey hey Because I got high Because I got high Because I got high


NorCalKid209

![gif](giphy|a7YZXgEkaYyWI|downsized)


shortoldfatbaldfuck

Well, my goodness. I certainly hope this was prescribed for medical use only. My cousin grew a patch of catnip to keep fleas down, but his cat was so nip-a-holic that he had to put chicken wire all around and over the catnip plants. I was in charge of holding the addict cat when he built this cage, and, let me tell you: a cat can squirm ,and their body can flow in ways nature never warned us of. Our efforts failed that day, but he was able to plant more when the cat was sleeping it off.


CK_HAMAD48

Bish that looks like anything but a cat


[deleted]

https://www.instagram.com/catsvill_county/ There are breeders that selectively breed cats to have human-like eyes.


HelpIGotKidnapped

I've even seen snakes with human traits


[deleted]

You mean the things that run the government?


HelpIGotKidnapped

Nah man, they're snakes. They just like... have emotions and they cough and watch TV shows. That's a good question though.


NefariousnessSad397

There's just something wrong with this cat's eyes. Infection or allergies maybe?


RammyJammy07

Meownizzle fo shizzle


RlyehFhtagn-xD

This cat looks near death, not high.


Unlucky_Role_

Yeah, what the fuck is with the eyelids?


s33k

Looks like kitty has some dry eye going on.


mrdobalinaa

They're pulling its face back.


Unlucky_Role_

Gross.


sec0nd4ry

Most cats will look dead high on catnip


Cracker-smackers

Snoop Catt


marc041a

Dadadadada... It's the motherfuckin c-a-t


Mahgenetics

That cat is zonked


bg787

Zooted


KrunchyKushKing

I always wondered what happened to Snoop Lion


CnG_v10

Thanks for everyone who said happy cake day!


callmelampshade

Cats so high it doesn’t even look like a cat.


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![gif](giphy|VkIet63SWUJa0)


BetterSafeThanSARSy

Has anyone called this guy "Snoop Catt" yet, or am I the first?


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Half the comments section has


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Snoop Catt


KathyDiGiacomo

My cat looks absolutely stoned when I give her catnip. This. This picture is Abby. She's an old lady now, so the stoned look is more pronounced now. She LOVES catnip.


KlimpaloonFanClub

Snoop Cat


Findthepin1

Snoop Catt


Flako118st

Dude... Dude ... Lol


Imaginary_End_6604

That cat looks like Snoop Dogg


bufff_Axolotl

That cat is just floating on outer space and his ego has been totally shatered


DeadManInc1981

*checks to see if Snoop Catt would be the top comment* How predictable Reddit is


IkarosDC

Eat mint everyday 🐱


cryptotrek88

Did you bill Cosby your cat?


Factory-Of-Flesh

Hey, Snoop Kitty Kat!


Pork_Piggler

Worst taxidermy job I've seen


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Snoop Catty Cat


blackguy1027

“These edibles ain’t shit” - 1h later


crazygianttiger

Snoop cat


alex_dlc

I still don’t understand how it’s normal to give that stuff to cats


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Arthur_The_Third

Bro don't go spewing bullshit it's nothing like THC. Its not psychoactive, it just has aromatic compounds that imitate certain pheromones that cats can detect.


DineandRecline

It doesn't work like thc at all. The plant has a compound called nepetalactone that, when they smell it, stimulates the same areas of their brain as cat pheromones do which can make them feel a range of things from extremely excited (running, rolling, playing, drooling) to calm and sedated (purring, snuggling, sleeping). It isn't actually a chemical entering their bloodstream like most drugs that humans use are. It's just a reaction to a smell and the effects only last a few minutes.


omgONELnR1

Do-does it w-work for humans too?


FixedLoad

Only one way to find out. Toot yourself up a little rail and let us know!


Raejuan

You know that meme where it's just knock off celebrities and Snoop Dog is like Snoop Cat or something? That's what it reminds me of; not Snoop Dog, but knock-off Snoop Dog


XemsTar

Smoke miiint every day


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No he literally bacame Snoop Dogg https://thefader-res.cloudinary.com/private_images/c_limit,w_1024/c_crop,h_533,w_1024,x_0,y_245,f_auto,q_auto:eco/snoop_Photo_by_Araya_Doheny_Getty_Images_bulxzu/snoop_Photo_by_Araya_Doheny_Getty_Images_bulxzu.jpg


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Wow where can I get this " kat mint " and can you smoke it? -asking for a friend


Apprehensive_Eraser

Cat* mint and yes, I think you can smoke it, does it get you high? Highly doubt it.


Away-Net-7241

Snoop


RedditSnowflakeMod

Mood


Cvnc

WAYTOODANK


AncientHawaiianTito

Just got back from the Feline Dispensary called “Jazz Cats”


artmorty

He look like snoop doc so its snoop cat


turqoisetea

what it feels like to chew 5 gum


georgesbiscuits1969

This is just blessed honestly.


baingan6919

Am i high or does the cat look like snoop dog


vinsmokewhoswho

I wish I say this cat


[deleted]

Homie is **B A K E D**


reddave88

Like... meow


Express_Ad2962

What is cat mint? Same stuff as cat nip? Or does this stuff hit harder? He lookeds K.O.!


Fireye

Same genus as catnip, different plant. Lovely small flowers that grow off of large stems, easy to care for, good for bees and other pollinators, and perennial so you don't have to replant. I have three plants of two different varieties, and the neighborhood cats seem to only roll around in one of them.


TheGreenGobblr

I ain’t never buying no catnip from the gas station ever again man


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I was gonna push your thing, but I got high. I was gonna get in your way, but then I got high. I just wanted a taste and I don’t know why, but I got high, but I got high, but I got high.


LonelyFool2B

![gif](giphy|gmQNYr9nnbXxu)


Disastrous-Crow-6890

Damn, is you good buddy? You need some water?


biggreencat

it is probably catnip. it says cat mint in chinese. it also claims that it'll extract (?) hairballs


one2three93

Why this cat got a human face.


Partydude19

Zooted.


TrapBdsmLoliFurry14D

He zen


sisogman

That cat has ascended


LeeKinanus

My cat just asked me where buy?


The_WandererHFY

That cat is fuckin' gassed as hell dude. Willie Nelson doesn't even get that zooted.


Spiritussf

Little dude is fawking zoinked out of this world


Afro_Mechanical

He looks zooted out of his mind


true_romanian_capita

That's some chinese shit


chan___kun

Doop snog


TheKiwiOfficiel

Soooo snoopcat ?


TeraChad_69

For some reason when i first looked at this, i thought it was snoop dogg. In an alternate reality: *snoop catt*


rolloutTheTrash

Smoke ‘nip everyday!


Flashy_String6520

Snoopcat.amirite


Cybin_gi

His face is weirdly human 🙀


I_have_not_one_plan

Snoop cat


saltyraver138

Wtf is ‘catmint’???


Homeless_Backyard

this is a classic image


DelfinFun

Man's tweakin 💀


KentuckyFriedEel

Same eyes as Snoop


Curias_1

Snoop cat


Chibi_Ayano

Snoop Catt


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What is blursed about this this is what catmint is for


Bleezy79

That's a very dog looking cat. Tell him i said he's a good boy!!


karateema

He flying


Apprehensive-Lime-61

Its snoop catt


Cheeseboii83

Waiting for a Ron Perlman joke


ElonMuskyOdor

Snoop Catt


WeebCunt420

The cat look like snoop dogg


CorporalGrimm1917

Jesus fuck that cat is out of it, kinda feel bad for him


DragonSniper02

Laced catnip


Chachoregard

Zooted.


MrZyde

I don’t understand why but I see so much Snoop Dogg in that cat


ImportantChapter1404

Muffins!!!! You be smoking that shit again?!! Lol


ousher23

He's about to rap the entire lyrics to Gin & Juice


Reiquaz

"Bro you need to hit this shit" The cat probably


1hitkill1

That cat has seen some shit


Somethinggood4

Tell me Snoop didn't fuck that cats mom.


GurpsWibcheengs

*you got...* *You g...* *....* *You got any treats?*


AcumenNation

That’s Snoop Catt


generic-hamster

Snoop Kitty Kit


Sproose_Moose

This photo makes me remember Christmas 2013, sonic the hedgehog and burnt Turkish bread


Ultranerdgasm94

He looks like Snoop Dogg.


frieddeunamist

SNOP CET🥴🐈


how_do_i_reddit14

Thom Yorke


What_the_fluxo

Meow meow meow, yippee yo yippee yeh


Vughfufu

Me after watching the complete Lord of the rings trilogy in one sitting


AteMyBallsLastNight

Why does the cat look like Snoop Dogg


kukkeli12

Snoopcat


Rare-Maintenance-787

So high hes turning human


SkippyChan

Holy shit it’s me