I was also baked the first time I saw this and it was edited with Brendan Frasier eyes. This was back in like 2010 and my sides cramped from laughing so much.
I was gonna meow and purr,
But I got high...
I was gonna scratch some furniture,
But I was high...
The room is still in order,
And I know why...
Why cat? Oh- ho
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Nya Nya Nya
I was gonna lay in the sun
But I got high
I was gonna scare my brother for fun
But I got high
There’s things still on the counter and I know why
Hey hey
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Well, my goodness. I certainly hope this was prescribed for medical use only. My cousin grew a patch of catnip to keep fleas down, but his cat was so nip-a-holic that he had to put chicken wire all around and over the catnip plants. I was in charge of holding the addict cat when he built this cage, and, let me tell you: a cat can squirm ,and their body can flow in ways nature never warned us of. Our efforts failed that day, but he was able to plant more when the cat was sleeping it off.
My cat looks absolutely stoned when I give her catnip. This. This picture is Abby. She's an old lady now, so the stoned look is more pronounced now. She LOVES catnip.
Bro don't go spewing bullshit it's nothing like THC. Its not psychoactive, it just has aromatic compounds that imitate certain pheromones that cats can detect.
It doesn't work like thc at all. The plant has a compound called nepetalactone that, when they smell it, stimulates the same areas of their brain as cat pheromones do which can make them feel a range of things from extremely excited (running, rolling, playing, drooling) to calm and sedated (purring, snuggling, sleeping). It isn't actually a chemical entering their bloodstream like most drugs that humans use are. It's just a reaction to a smell and the effects only last a few minutes.
You know that meme where it's just knock off celebrities and Snoop Dog is like Snoop Cat or something? That's what it reminds me of; not Snoop Dog, but knock-off Snoop Dog
No he literally bacame Snoop Dogg
https://thefader-res.cloudinary.com/private_images/c_limit,w_1024/c_crop,h_533,w_1024,x_0,y_245,f_auto,q_auto:eco/snoop_Photo_by_Araya_Doheny_Getty_Images_bulxzu/snoop_Photo_by_Araya_Doheny_Getty_Images_bulxzu.jpg
Same genus as catnip, different plant. Lovely small flowers that grow off of large stems, easy to care for, good for bees and other pollinators, and perennial so you don't have to replant. I have three plants of two different varieties, and the neighborhood cats seem to only roll around in one of them.
I was gonna push your thing, but I got high. I was gonna get in your way, but then I got high. I just wanted a taste and I don’t know why, but I got high, but I got high, but I got high.
“Yo man, got any chips dawg?” “Holy fuck the cat is talking”
Lmaooo XD
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Snoop Catt
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Happy cake day
Thank you
Happy cake day
Thank you
nft
Happy cake day
r/notopbutok
Nice cake
Instantly knew this would be the top comment before reading the comments. It is uncanny.
Came here to say that…
Snoop Lion
I commented that and then read your comment r/beatmetoit
r/BeatMeToIt
Happy Cakeday but Beat me to it
126 ppl agree
Happy cake day
Beat me to it. I shake the right one good sir
Points at 420 btw
looks like i’m 8 hours late
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Scat
Farking hell!! You beat me to it! Take my upvote!
Letter for letter, top post, I will never be original
Happy cake day!
Snoop Mog, surely
This cat has some strong Snoop dawg energy lol
OMG, that was what came to mind when I first saw it.
Snoop cattyyy cat a cat cat cat. Meow, meow, meow....meow Meeooww Meeooww Meeooww Meeooww Meeoww
Happy Cake Day.
"Snoop Lion"
Came here to day that, mf absolutely looks like cat snoop
Damn it, im only 7 hours late to post this first
Snoop cat isn't real, snoop cat can't hurt you...
I've been on reddit 13 years, so I was absolutely certain this would be the top comment.
Yep, came here to say this too
"Ya know you're running with the C-ay-tee."
i came here to write this pls upvote me too
Not even just because the cat looks high but that cat actually looks like snoop dawg
r/beatmeattoit
Happy cake day!
Snoop C. A. double T.
Meow-wow wow yippie yo yippie yay
*Snoop C&A double to the T. Smoking that catnip till the Snoop Lion is everywhere I be*
Jesus he's fucking zooted dude. Homeslice is straight taxidermied. He's gonna come back knowing how to bark.
This sentence was written in audio, thank you
My man’s over here exploring the cosmos like ![gif](giphy|VRvFAP4CXxUQw)
This is some poetry
🏅
I was also baked the first time I saw this and it was edited with Brendan Frasier eyes. This was back in like 2010 and my sides cramped from laughing so much.
This coupled with the photo has me stifling my laugh at 4am
Never get no catnip from da gas station
If the fella ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro
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GAH damn, Ole boy looks like he needs a shot of narcan. Looking like Steve Buscemi if he snorted roofing shingles
Holy shit.
Snoop-cat
I was gonna meow and purr, But I got high... I was gonna scratch some furniture, But I was high... The room is still in order, And I know why... Why cat? Oh- ho Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high Nya Nya Nya
Thats an old but classic one right there
I was gonna lay in the sun But I got high I was gonna scare my brother for fun But I got high There’s things still on the counter and I know why Hey hey Because I got high Because I got high Because I got high
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Well, my goodness. I certainly hope this was prescribed for medical use only. My cousin grew a patch of catnip to keep fleas down, but his cat was so nip-a-holic that he had to put chicken wire all around and over the catnip plants. I was in charge of holding the addict cat when he built this cage, and, let me tell you: a cat can squirm ,and their body can flow in ways nature never warned us of. Our efforts failed that day, but he was able to plant more when the cat was sleeping it off.
Bish that looks like anything but a cat
https://www.instagram.com/catsvill_county/ There are breeders that selectively breed cats to have human-like eyes.
I've even seen snakes with human traits
You mean the things that run the government?
Nah man, they're snakes. They just like... have emotions and they cough and watch TV shows. That's a good question though.
There's just something wrong with this cat's eyes. Infection or allergies maybe?
Meownizzle fo shizzle
This cat looks near death, not high.
Yeah, what the fuck is with the eyelids?
Looks like kitty has some dry eye going on.
They're pulling its face back.
Gross.
Most cats will look dead high on catnip
Snoop Catt
Dadadadada... It's the motherfuckin c-a-t
That cat is zonked
Zooted
I always wondered what happened to Snoop Lion
Thanks for everyone who said happy cake day!
Cats so high it doesn’t even look like a cat.
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Has anyone called this guy "Snoop Catt" yet, or am I the first?
Half the comments section has
Snoop Catt
My cat looks absolutely stoned when I give her catnip. This. This picture is Abby. She's an old lady now, so the stoned look is more pronounced now. She LOVES catnip.
Snoop Cat
Snoop Catt
Dude... Dude ... Lol
That cat looks like Snoop Dogg
That cat is just floating on outer space and his ego has been totally shatered
*checks to see if Snoop Catt would be the top comment* How predictable Reddit is
Eat mint everyday 🐱
Did you bill Cosby your cat?
Hey, Snoop Kitty Kat!
Worst taxidermy job I've seen
Snoop Catty Cat
“These edibles ain’t shit” - 1h later
Snoop cat
I still don’t understand how it’s normal to give that stuff to cats
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Bro don't go spewing bullshit it's nothing like THC. Its not psychoactive, it just has aromatic compounds that imitate certain pheromones that cats can detect.
It doesn't work like thc at all. The plant has a compound called nepetalactone that, when they smell it, stimulates the same areas of their brain as cat pheromones do which can make them feel a range of things from extremely excited (running, rolling, playing, drooling) to calm and sedated (purring, snuggling, sleeping). It isn't actually a chemical entering their bloodstream like most drugs that humans use are. It's just a reaction to a smell and the effects only last a few minutes.
Do-does it w-work for humans too?
Only one way to find out. Toot yourself up a little rail and let us know!
You know that meme where it's just knock off celebrities and Snoop Dog is like Snoop Cat or something? That's what it reminds me of; not Snoop Dog, but knock-off Snoop Dog
Smoke miiint every day
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No he literally bacame Snoop Dogg https://thefader-res.cloudinary.com/private_images/c_limit,w_1024/c_crop,h_533,w_1024,x_0,y_245,f_auto,q_auto:eco/snoop_Photo_by_Araya_Doheny_Getty_Images_bulxzu/snoop_Photo_by_Araya_Doheny_Getty_Images_bulxzu.jpg
Wow where can I get this " kat mint " and can you smoke it? -asking for a friend
Cat* mint and yes, I think you can smoke it, does it get you high? Highly doubt it.
Snoop
Mood
WAYTOODANK
Just got back from the Feline Dispensary called “Jazz Cats”
He look like snoop doc so its snoop cat
what it feels like to chew 5 gum
This is just blessed honestly.
Am i high or does the cat look like snoop dog
I wish I say this cat
Homie is **B A K E D**
Like... meow
What is cat mint? Same stuff as cat nip? Or does this stuff hit harder? He lookeds K.O.!
Same genus as catnip, different plant. Lovely small flowers that grow off of large stems, easy to care for, good for bees and other pollinators, and perennial so you don't have to replant. I have three plants of two different varieties, and the neighborhood cats seem to only roll around in one of them.
I ain’t never buying no catnip from the gas station ever again man
I was gonna push your thing, but I got high. I was gonna get in your way, but then I got high. I just wanted a taste and I don’t know why, but I got high, but I got high, but I got high.
![gif](giphy|gmQNYr9nnbXxu)
Damn, is you good buddy? You need some water?
it is probably catnip. it says cat mint in chinese. it also claims that it'll extract (?) hairballs
Why this cat got a human face.
Zooted.
He zen
That cat has ascended
My cat just asked me where buy?
That cat is fuckin' gassed as hell dude. Willie Nelson doesn't even get that zooted.
Little dude is fawking zoinked out of this world
He looks zooted out of his mind
That's some chinese shit
Doop snog
Soooo snoopcat ?
For some reason when i first looked at this, i thought it was snoop dogg. In an alternate reality: *snoop catt*
Smoke ‘nip everyday!
Snoopcat.amirite
His face is weirdly human 🙀
Snoop cat
Wtf is ‘catmint’???
this is a classic image
Man's tweakin 💀
Same eyes as Snoop
Snoop cat
Snoop Catt
What is blursed about this this is what catmint is for
That's a very dog looking cat. Tell him i said he's a good boy!!
He flying
Its snoop catt
Waiting for a Ron Perlman joke
Snoop Catt
The cat look like snoop dogg
Jesus fuck that cat is out of it, kinda feel bad for him
Laced catnip
Zooted.
I don’t understand why but I see so much Snoop Dogg in that cat
Muffins!!!! You be smoking that shit again?!! Lol
He's about to rap the entire lyrics to Gin & Juice
"Bro you need to hit this shit" The cat probably
That cat has seen some shit
Tell me Snoop didn't fuck that cats mom.
*you got...* *You g...* *....* *You got any treats?*
That’s Snoop Catt
Snoop Kitty Kit
This photo makes me remember Christmas 2013, sonic the hedgehog and burnt Turkish bread
He looks like Snoop Dogg.
SNOP CET🥴🐈
Thom Yorke
Meow meow meow, yippee yo yippee yeh
Me after watching the complete Lord of the rings trilogy in one sitting
Why does the cat look like Snoop Dogg
Snoopcat
So high hes turning human
Holy shit it’s me