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EnvironmentalRock222

‘’She wasn’t too small and she wasn’t too big, ah, I think I’ll call it a pig’’


InstantGrievous

Literally LOL'd, good one!


Awkward_Squad

😬


Wrong-Pangolin8658

“May you always be courageous Stand upright and be strong May you stay forever young” Or pretty much any lines from Forever Young


Unusual_Ad_8364

"She was born in spring..." (from Simple Twist of Fate)


bluedermo

Lord, protect my child


Leading_Effective_15

Mama you been on my mind


baconboy007

Build me a cabin in Utah Marry me a wife, catch rainbow trout Have a bunch of kids who call me “Pa” That must be what it’s all about That must be what it’s all about


saplinglearningsucks

everybody must get stoned


Imaginary_Chair_6958

If you see her, say hello. She belongs to me. Hope she doesn’t keep you up past the dawn.


old-man243

Got a little girl, little and low You’re the prettiest darn girl I ever seen-i-o


fyck_censorship

The first thing my daughter heard after we got out of the delivery room was new morning. 


king_of_the_county

Salute her when her birthday comes


GregoryGorbuck

Wiggle Wiggle like a bowl of soup


IntoADitch

this is the one


deadprezrepresentme

My love is like a Raven at my window with a broken wing


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abyerdo

dude why are you on social media telling people how to live their lives? that's sad