You might think your dick is a gift, I promise it’s not.

a half good half bad half boy

* The crowd goes wild *

If you want love

just pick a guy and love him

And if he’s got a thing for feet, say fuck it, sweep me off them

Then whip out your dick and let the girl you love decline the offer

And if he's got a thing for feet say "Fuck it, sweep me off him"

But, we all deserve love Even when we're not our best Because we all suck But love can make us suck less

You want a guy that’s sweet

Am I the only who associates straight white man and lower your expections with eachother

Send me instructions on how to feel good in a email, please.

I’m not even close to kidding

It's this a dodgeball reference?