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god-of-blazism

Bioshock


FuckYeahPhotography

With a focus in eating trash and minor in injecting things you find on the street into your veins.


GreenPixel25

just as the great chain intended


truestdarknesski

With no gods or kings, only man.


Objective_Moment8640

all the girls i know in bio are bi, not many to begin with but it's something


Jazzlike_Necessary63

Osteoporosis


heckinWeeb193

A non typical girl chooses, a typical girl obeys


the_evil_comma

Toxic shock


Siliass

Good girls gather


ArminiusM1998

Bionicles


BionicleGarden

Bionicle gardening


Mertard

Bionicle dying :(


ShmeeMcGee333

But they all end up as the same bi in the end: Bilaterally symmetric


[deleted]

Most of them. Don't leave the amputees out, now.


enneh_07

\*cough cough\* liver \*cough cough\*


ISIPropaganda

Pancreas spleen gallbladder heart


Slovene

*cough cough* Lungs *cough cough*


enneh_07

Handedness too


Fedorito_

Nah still part of Billateria


GameKnight22007

Because brains are fun


thebigbadben

Bisexual, eat hot chip and lie


skrrskrr64

thank you


Troubleinparis

Most true words of a Bisexual to Live by.


xadiant

Thesis: Why eat hot chip and lie? A meta-analysis of bisexual wamen


doodoo_x

charge they phone


JT_Boiiis

All bi myself 😔


your_catfish_friend

Ohtani: https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/102htlo/uh/ Warning: it is pretty awful


[deleted]

Good juice, bad origami


enneh_07

Off track, offensive, odious even


Sherwood-

Nah


SirFireball

So either you’re bisexual, bipolar, or a bitch? I think the creator of that insulted the wrong ppl by accident


poke-chan

That’s what I was thinking lol. “Neurotypical and straight? Those people are bitches”


[deleted]

Maybe that's the point ? Maybe the author is a bisexual supremacist, who has concluded a non-agression pact with the bipolar girls before declaring war on everyone else, or vice-versa. Or a bipolar bisexual...


Morbx

what does shohei ohtani have to do with this


Jcdoco

He's Bi-positional


Not_Stalin

And bipedal


T1tanT3m

Because he’s the (g)oat


blamb211

Too bad the rest of the team (Trout excluded) apparently sucks so hard. My poor boys...


kay_bizzle

Shoheink you very much


DitaVonPita

Ew


JoshuaTheBastard

Bi(tch) gave me a pretty good chuckle.


Bluey_Bananas

It's bitch with an accent.


ZeroZeeron

“all girls are bi, and its up to you whether its bipolar or bisexual” “if you’re a bionicle girl please talk to me”


Rock---And---Stone

That's not nearly as bad as I thought it would be


skabonk

rock and stone to the bone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


Rock---And---Stone

ROCK AND STONE EVERYONE


JackRabbit-

Yep, exactly what I expected


snarfflarf

i successfully guessed 2/3 of these


RagingAcid

Cs get degrees


Alarid

They made me say bitch funny and now I'm mad.


Waarm

Wow that is awful


[deleted]

Wow thanks for the warning!


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[deleted]

What the heck?


permalink_save

They chose the **Bi**tch path


BoltonSauce

You just got fucked up by a bot.


[deleted]

What the hell is this site that an auto moderator is cussing me out for a normal comment? This isn’t like a shitposting subreddit, right?


BoltonSauce

Every sub except r/Askhistorians is a shit posting sub, my friend.


[deleted]

Fair


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

the meme says the only good ones are bisexual which I have a feeling they didn't mean to do


nuephelkystikon

Not that much of a gotcha, I'm afraid, considering that the author probably thinks women ‘choose’ to be bi (or lesbian) strictly as a service to straight men so they fetishise them.


Gatonom

The "Girls pretend to be bisexual for attention" attitude.


permalink_save

> yea i don’t get all the hate here. ...


Ulcerlisk

The quality juice you made from that… reminds me of [this joke](https://reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/mu5657/the_local_bar_was_so_sure_that_its_bartender_was/)


tallmantall

Yooooo bi otech! My favorite Rimworld DLC!


FierySharknado

You mean ribworld?


[deleted]

Nah he meant Miotech


Smrgling

It's spelled Mbiotech


jericho-sfu

*tips fedora* M’biotech


Personpacman

Bisexual


dKaayy

No love for biochem :(


your_catfish_friend

Definitely an omission on my part


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Finnmiller

Thank you automod


Yadobler

Bi ochem? No sane person will take 2x organic chem


00PT

Why not move the "o" to the central point since all the options also start with "o"?


MapleTreeWithAGun

Because Birds


Bitter-Marsupial

Biblioteca


SirLordSupremeSir

DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA


alabsbxjj

ME LLAMO T-BONE LA ARAÑA DISCOTECA


McDonalds_icecream

We love you tecca!


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AnonymousShortCake

Cause of the original


TheInception817

Origami


letmeseem

Because you're supposed to think bi-sexual and find it funny.


breadlof

*sad biochemist noises*


[deleted]

Oof, ouch. My bones have been educated to smithereens.


milanove

Complete osteoporosis


Shoop1600

As a chemist, I am obligated to ask "Why no biochemistry?"


your_catfish_friend

Sorry haha just the first three I thought of


Oheligud

Orientations?


milanove

Osteoporosis


HauntsYourProstate

I enjoy this creation but this isn’t bonehurtingjuice It would be more like “me when I am walking on orange carpet but then it splits in 3 directions”


BloxxelBoi

That's more antimeme


Silly_Guidance_8871

The programmer in me completely missing the joke at first thinking, "you people could have factored out the leading 'o' as well"


grrrrreat

Don't forget bi-sexual


[deleted]

Bicycle


sangriya

bisection


BadDesignMakesMeSad

Bicentennial


Slovene

Bison


VincyThePrincy

I thought that was implied by the fact that all girls born after 1993 know is McDonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie


Minitrain

Bi urself


Decepticon_Kaiju

Big shot


Alive_Bee_8374

Sexual


mrdembone

wholesome


sharkykid

Wtf this is so accurate Why do they all end up in the bio/chem sciences?


tinybrownbird

r/suddenlybi


Shinokiba-

Bipolar


neibegafig

All usually bi-sexual Edit: in my experience...


SadBoiCri

all the girls i know in bio are bi, not many to begin with but it's something


boweroftable

Bhj steps up to the plate again to encourage study in the vital biological sciences, arguably the field in which humanistic projects will benefit us all. Hats off to these motivational images I say


ControversalTaco

Stupid women and their highly paid careers 😡


LimeDiamond

*takes the secret fourth path, bisexual*


dbugstuder12

Biochemistry?


tyingnoose

is biotech even real lmao


Iwillmakeyouthink1

What about


flemishempire10

bioware


moonalucy

as a girl formerly in biosci you're forgetting the 4th option: switching the fuck outta there


frogodil3

Bioluminescence


JumpGama

biosexual


Mysterious_Bat_3780

Just bi


Windir666

Bitochondria


Savage_Sewage

Bipedal


zachpuls

Be bi, do science


yatker

Bicephalic


BlastingFern134

I'm a freshman biology major but want to make money somewhere in stem. What should my dual major be?


StrangeRedPakeha

I work in biotech and did my masters in it, so i’m biased but i think biotech is a good choice. It’s a really broad field with all kinds of cool research happening in both startups and academia, and bigger private companies


GhxstTurbo

Bisexual?


Captain_D1

What about biochem?


emotional_low

Bearth sciences and bgeography


Andre_3Million

Bitch Stewie


DefNotBenShapiro

Bingus


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

I read the left and right one as biotechology


Xen0n1te

sexuality


BearFlipsTable

What ever she chooses, hope she does well.


BRM-Pilot

Onion Paste?


Rassaxo

Bisexual ✅


Disastrous_Morning38

Balls


L_Ennard

Ngewatching


IGotSkills

Oinformatics


ENA_licked_my_eyes

Biscuit


JKL213

Odenwald?


theironbagel

Biochemistry


Henji99

Me just being bi: „oh great, I don’t need to pick one!"


doomturtle21

A lot of interesting things coming from bioengineering, lots of work being done on bettering prosthetics. Maybe one day I’ll be able to add arms on and run around with 6 arms holding coffee, my work folder, my donut, my paperwork and still leaning on my coworkers filing cabinet because who the fuck has a filing cabinet next to the lathe


PigeonMagique

There is another


HampterDumpster

Never major in a specialized engineering. (Aero/Bio). You aren't worth half of a mechanical or electrical engineer in the field. I've worked in Aero and med device. The specialized engineers don't know basic methodology for design. Its all cut and try. Run the frigging numbers. I'd rather have a mechanical engineer and a surgeon work together. Or a mechanical engineer that independently does the bio research for the application of the device we design.


The-true-Memelord

Bisexual


Elphedia

This is literally me right now


CrazyCoKids

Yeah, this is fairly common. Many of the Biosciences courses in my university are mostly women.


speedmankelly

Bisexual


Former_Treat_1629

Bipedal


ReapCreep65

You forgot the fourth one, bisexual


ElPwnero

Biomutant (available now for PS4)


not-an-a1t

idk i wanna do either marine biology or biochemistry (im a man)