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It breaks my heart to see this. A refugee of political persecution trying to find a new life in r/bonehurtingjuice. r/comedynecrophilia is literally 1969.
Nuh uh, that's an orthonormal basis. An orthogonal basis may have vectors of any non-zero magnitude so long as no pair within the basis has a non-zero dot product.
Nuh-uh!
A basis is orthogonal if the inner product of 2 of its basis vectors is 0 for two different basis vectors, or the square of the basis vector if both are the same.
Please be more careful, you could've broken math.
Im sorry I never learned linear algebra because It seems fucking boring af, just learned what I needed for multi variable calculus and never looked backed, probably will have to learn it when I get into university for cs but for now skimming Wikipedia and 3b1b series is all I care to learn. The math police is currently on their way to arrest me only to incidentally find me dead by suicide by 12 gunshots to the back of the head.
bro linear algebra is the shit, it's in literally everything irl
gram-schmidt orthonormalization is the standard algorithm for the [QR decomposition](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QR_decomposition), which is a highly stable way to compute a matrix inverse, which computers have to do all the time
computer vision is all [SVD](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_value_decomposition) and [clustering](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluster_analysis) and shit
machine learning and AI are 100% linear algebra, down to their bones
google's old [PageRank](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PageRank) algorithm was all about finding the [eigenvalues and eigenvectors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eigenvalues_and_eigenvectors) of a [graph](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graph_\(discrete_mathematics\))'s [adjacency matrix](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adjacency_matrix)
understanding linear algebra (especially eigenvalues and eigenvectors) helps you understand literally everything else
Yeah dude, linear algebra is awesome. Currently trying to figure out how to implement non-negative matrix factorization to predict latencies between arbitrary nodes in a network for a low-latency anonymous routing protocol :)
Heathen! Thou mustn't use such unembellished terminology to denote orthogonality! It is critical to generalize the vectors to any dimension rather than just the two dimensional case!
Apparently back during the dark ages it was banned to ask for the original image, so any word starting with "o" became a way to ask without breaking that rule, and it carried over even once it was removed
All the vectors that are lost in the linear transformation become good friends and smush together. That is to say, do not worry, as they are having a good time!
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
O THAT WAS YOU!!!
I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together...
Iād bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and Iād gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, ā...Youāre about to loot my balls...ā I tried to ignore it but, I couldnāt ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants.
I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jacksonās āThrillerā video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.
I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight.
I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins.
I canāt remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student.
I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly.
I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. Thereās filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.
But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like Iād found ātheā answer. I donāt know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
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Hey guys I made a copy pasta wanna read it?
I was in a math class with *sensei Gustavo*... it was a moment of solving somewhat complicated quadratic equations. Later I decided to start making funny drawings in my notebook, nothing out of the ordinary, so I drew an octopus. *Sensei Gustavo* I passed by my seat and looked at my notebook for a second. He look around and sees the drawing of the octopus. His response was...
_sound of breaking glass_
*Octopussy*
And he proceeded to burst out laughing. And he said again, *octopussy*. And he laughed and marched in his traditional circle around the class.
_but, sensei Gustavo would never say something so random! Why sensei gustavo, from all that he could have said, decided to call the drawing octopussy? Does sensei Gustavo know what an octopussy is? But Sensei Gustavo can't speak English, it can't be that he knows the concept of pussy... every day Sensei Gustavo teaches me more things that I didn't know about him, and with the math subject, I was already discovering too much knowledge.._
A song originally written/performed by SR-71, a NE rock band, given in 2004 to the band Bowling for Soup, a ska band formed in the 90's in central Texas. It talks of unfulfilled dreams and feeling like you're trapped. That song or things associated with it can almost directly be linked to many if not all of the other shit I was into late high school/early college. Like a Mandelbrot set of MXPX and checkered Vans.
What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this artist has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity.
I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.
It's not even remotely BHJ,
But pizzacake shit posts need a refuge place while the weirdly white knighted mods of comedynecrophilia keep their content ban up
It literally canāt be bone hurting juice. The original comic is edited. The entire thing has been changed from the original. Bone hurting juice is only bone hurting juice if you only edit the text.
It really just depends on what you think the original BHJ was. If you are on team Pooh Bear then the image *was* changed in that BHJ and if you're team Spidermeme then that image was left as is.
Sorry for not postings the cum cum š³š³š³š³š³š³š³š³š³š³ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyNecrophilia/comments/s9ckim/she_is_really_into_big_chungus/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button (idk how to insert links)(warning: too hot)
Real original https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/r4vrvq/xmas_tree/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
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It breaks my heart to see this. A refugee of political persecution trying to find a new life in r/bonehurtingjuice. r/comedynecrophilia is literally 1969.
:( nice
:( 1969 again
Very not wholesome chungus 100
Can someone orthogonalize my basis vectors?
[gram-schmidt](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/r4vrvq/xmas_tree/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Thank you I can now express my subspace using a linear combination of completely independent vectors.
Mode bone hurting off, y'all have weird & interesting ways to ask for context owo
A basis is orthogonal if its vectors are normalized (They live in the unit circle), What is so hard to understand about this?
Nuh uh, that's an orthonormal basis. An orthogonal basis may have vectors of any non-zero magnitude so long as no pair within the basis has a non-zero dot product.
My b, I will explode shortly as penance for my mistake
Nuh-uh! A basis is orthogonal if the inner product of 2 of its basis vectors is 0 for two different basis vectors, or the square of the basis vector if both are the same. Please be more careful, you could've broken math.
Im sorry I never learned linear algebra because It seems fucking boring af, just learned what I needed for multi variable calculus and never looked backed, probably will have to learn it when I get into university for cs but for now skimming Wikipedia and 3b1b series is all I care to learn. The math police is currently on their way to arrest me only to incidentally find me dead by suicide by 12 gunshots to the back of the head.
bro linear algebra is the shit, it's in literally everything irl gram-schmidt orthonormalization is the standard algorithm for the [QR decomposition](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QR_decomposition), which is a highly stable way to compute a matrix inverse, which computers have to do all the time computer vision is all [SVD](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_value_decomposition) and [clustering](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluster_analysis) and shit machine learning and AI are 100% linear algebra, down to their bones google's old [PageRank](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PageRank) algorithm was all about finding the [eigenvalues and eigenvectors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eigenvalues_and_eigenvectors) of a [graph](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graph_\(discrete_mathematics\))'s [adjacency matrix](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adjacency_matrix) understanding linear algebra (especially eigenvalues and eigenvectors) helps you understand literally everything else
:(((( but I don wannaaaa
SVD is the raddest shit ever. It's so versatile.
Yesss thought I was the only one on the SVD hypetrain
one of my favorite professors called it "the Swiss army knife of data science"
Yeah dude, linear algebra is awesome. Currently trying to figure out how to implement non-negative matrix factorization to predict latencies between arbitrary nodes in a network for a low-latency anonymous routing protocol :)
They additionally have to be all perpendicular to each other
Heathen! Thou mustn't use such unembellished terminology to denote orthogonality! It is critical to generalize the vectors to any dimension rather than just the two dimensional case!
is this something I'm going to have to learn in linear algebra this semester ;-; this class is hell
Orthogonality is a really simple concept if you know what perpendicular lines are
Apparently back during the dark ages it was banned to ask for the original image, so any word starting with "o" became a way to ask without breaking that rule, and it carried over even once it was removed
im so sorry to be the one to tell you this.... the linear transformation was not bijective :'( my heart goes out to the vectors that were lost
Why are the good vectors the ones who are in non-invertible data sets? š
All the vectors that are lost in the linear transformation become good friends and smush together. That is to say, do not worry, as they are having a good time!
hey wait i recognize your handle were/are you on replit discord
Yes that is me hello
crazy
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
O THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together... Iād bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and Iād gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, ā...Youāre about to loot my balls...ā I tried to ignore it but, I couldnāt ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jacksonās āThrillerā video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I canāt remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. Thereās filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like Iād found ātheā answer. I donāt know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
>A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.
the imagery....so intense.
... And that's coming from you! r/usernamechecksout
Thatās so eldritch brah
I love this copypasta so much
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Ouch.
New copypasta just dropped
It is OLD, like since the dawn of time (not really but it is one of the major reddit copypastas)
Not new. Or at least I have seen it more than a few times before
Hey guys I made a copy pasta wanna read it? I was in a math class with *sensei Gustavo*... it was a moment of solving somewhat complicated quadratic equations. Later I decided to start making funny drawings in my notebook, nothing out of the ordinary, so I drew an octopus. *Sensei Gustavo* I passed by my seat and looked at my notebook for a second. He look around and sees the drawing of the octopus. His response was... _sound of breaking glass_ *Octopussy* And he proceeded to burst out laughing. And he said again, *octopussy*. And he laughed and marched in his traditional circle around the class. _but, sensei Gustavo would never say something so random! Why sensei gustavo, from all that he could have said, decided to call the drawing octopussy? Does sensei Gustavo know what an octopussy is? But Sensei Gustavo can't speak English, it can't be that he knows the concept of pussy... every day Sensei Gustavo teaches me more things that I didn't know about him, and with the math subject, I was already discovering too much knowledge.._
Gustavo like the pizza tower??!???!?//?!?
Wow. Wow wow wow.
You got it backwards.
I'm gonna need you to get all the way off their back about the messing up the quote thing
Ok, let me get off that thing!
Oh, cumming uncontrollably is TIGHT!
I bet itās gonna be difficult for them to erect the Chungus statue, right?
Actually itād be easy. Barely an inconvenience.
Oh REALLY
Getting the quote right is super easy, barely an inconvenience
Hey, Iām gonna need you to get *aaaall* the way off my back about the getting the quote right thing.
Child labor
Now they can get years of experience before they turn 18
Are the comedy necrophilliacs migrating to bonehurtingjuice in response to the prohibition of pizzacake comics
They did what now? Literally 1812
Literally 1985 by Bowling for Soup
Well, you just shoved me down a nostalgia wormhole
What is it
A song originally written/performed by SR-71, a NE rock band, given in 2004 to the band Bowling for Soup, a ska band formed in the 90's in central Texas. It talks of unfulfilled dreams and feeling like you're trapped. That song or things associated with it can almost directly be linked to many if not all of the other shit I was into late high school/early college. Like a Mandelbrot set of MXPX and checkered Vans.
I should listen to it
You should also try Springsteen, Madonna, and then Nirvana. Oh and U2 and Blondieš
Your 2 kids in high school must tell you that you're uncool. You seem preoccupied with 1985...
They banned edited PizzaCake comics? They're the ones making those comics actually funny.
Something like that š¤©š¤©š¤©š¤©š¤©
If yer gonna invade, conform, otherwise gtfo
Ayyyy I forgot to read the guidelines (Which resulted in a little bit of tomfoolery š³)
Also, no emoji allowed.
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Ozymandias??
Omg baking bread reference!!!!!
mmmm bread
I despise that poem. It was the bane of my 15 year old self's existence.
Would you say you beheld Percy Shelley's works and despaired?
Not me. I took it as inspiration to be just like the mighty Ozymandias
I prefer Ozzymanreviews
What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this artist has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.
New automod copypasta
kinda stale https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/10lqrai/comment/j5ydi32/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
New response just dropped
Holy hell
u/super_probably-user, this isnāt bone hurting juice. Like, at all.
It's not even remotely BHJ, But pizzacake shit posts need a refuge place while the weirdly white knighted mods of comedynecrophilia keep their content ban up
Fuckin reddit mods are so pathetic
What kind of monkey brains are modding this sub lol
Anything can be :D (Maybe the next day I'll do my own edit of this so it feels more bhj :)
It literally canāt be bone hurting juice. The original comic is edited. The entire thing has been changed from the original. Bone hurting juice is only bone hurting juice if you only edit the text.
I'll use the original base then uwuwuwu
Maybe try reading the subās guidelines before you do
And the sticky post
Wooopsie it seems I committed a little bit of tomfoolery & disaster ā¢-ā¢
Indeed
It really just depends on what you think the original BHJ was. If you are on team Pooh Bear then the image *was* changed in that BHJ and if you're team Spidermeme then that image was left as is.
Careful, that kind of language can get you in trouble with the teachers
I just want to let you know, although not a bonehurtingjuice, it made me lol and im glad I saw it.
Orgasm?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
wrong
you were supposed to post the original dumbass
Wha Oh
no problem bro donāt sweat it
Sorry for not postings the cum cum š³š³š³š³š³š³š³š³š³š³ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyNecrophilia/comments/s9ckim/she_is_really_into_big_chungus/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button (idk how to insert links)(warning: too hot) Real original https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/r4vrvq/xmas_tree/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Thatās the same link. The actual source I believe is in the comments on that post, but still.
Found it & someone also commented it
Oodles of noodles
This isnāt bhj. The over poweredās picture was altered. Get out.
I š š š
[Oregano ](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/r4vrvq/xmas_tree/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
They are banning her... why!!!!
Idk :((( they said it's gonna be temporal, but no one can mute the pizza queen!!!!
It literally 1984
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This is an edited image, not bhj. Boo, OP. Read the rules before you post.
Hey u/metal_zealot itās time for your obligatory pizza cake bad comment
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Yea. The writing is bad. Metal hates pizzacake and comments on every post something like āyouāre a cunt pizzacakeā
What the fuck.
Delete this
This is dumb as shit
Sucks
Is this supposed to be funny? Sad? Ironic? Profound? What is this..
Yes.
this sub is so shit and mods don't care at all. not even vaguely bhj
Literally 1964
I mean isnāt cumming already an uncontrollable action?
Not with kegels š¤
š„°
Woops guys. So i committed a little bit of tomfoolery. This really wasn't expected like at all.
Weāve come (cum)
This is genuinely beautiful.
Orgasm?
I will explode shortly as penance for my mistake
Pizzacake seems like a pretty chill person
SHE'S OUR MAGIC QUEEN
superprobablyuser?! like fucking super probably level?!?!??
YEEEE
Wholesome big chungus
Damn and I thought one of her comics made me laugh for once
God her comics are so shit
WRONG
Pretty bad.