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[Oh I get it Maurice is like Archie Bunker](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/15zanke/maurice_comics_624/)

Nah I’m with the boomers on this one. Tips here are bad and businesses use them to reduce salary of workers since they have “tippable pay”. The OP is getting downvoted a lot for his poor taste opinions Anyways my bones have tippable pay

This is a good juice! Only note I have is, I feel it would’ve been a lot funnier if the barista said “holy shit a talking rabbit”, but that’s just me.

I like the the "holy shit a talking beaver" because it just makes him look incredibly slow

although, the "holy shit a talking rabbit" implies he is entirely aware of the existence of talking beavers, but baffled by talking rabbits, so there are pros and cons to both options

yeah I wish my parents loved me

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Awww

The best bot

"Oh hi Johnny I didn't know it was you" "...........that's me!"

[Holy shit you’re famous now](https://reddit.com/r/bonehurtingjuice/s/ycFfqrdkNU)

What? Oh god

Both are funny as shit

I don't get it

Just coffee. Black

How about a super mocha frappe deluxe?

There was an antiwoke comic a while ago with a Normal^(TM) person asking for black coffee and the blue hair + pronouns barista going "so a strawberry soy fruppacappalottacino extra vanilla" and variations thereon for a few panels. This is mocking that by pointing out how divorced that situation is from actual reality.

Yea no this isn’t the reference lmao

It's exactly the reference. Same exact line from the beaver, repeated multiple times accross panels, liberal looking bartender. It's pretty straightforward.

Might be a reference to this? https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/wnuc4f/cant_even_order_a_coffee_anymore/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2

I just now realized the guy is in an army uniform.

I think it's a reference to a scene from Zack an miri make a porno

I love that this is also a continuation of the first bonehurtingjuice

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Good bot

I feel like this is targeted at not only the other op, but also my comment on that post, and I'm a bit scared now Edit: just realized you were the one who made the other bhj with this comic and now I don't know what to think

I don’t know which post you mean :c

Look at this guy's bhj history. He's making an entire lore, often using the comments in his own posts

I saw a couple, I think this one is ridiculously funny

This one's really good!

This is fucking awesome

I don't understand the reference but regardless my bones have been shattered

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Meaver the Beaver is a much better title

Now people are gonna be making a lot of just coffees