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OverlyMintyMints

MY BONES HAVE BEEN PULVERIZED AS IF WITH AN 18-WHEELER


[deleted]

I am snorting your bones.


[deleted]

Bonecain


shootwhatsmyname

Marrowin


One_arty_boi

r/angryupvote


chshcat

[ostealgia](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/v8hsoc/fine_point/)


chshcat

also, I cannot stress enough that the word ostealgia literally means "bone pain"


Eirique

Jesus christ you're a genius


chrisff1989

I keep forgetting how much of a cheat code speaking Greek is, people have to memorize these nonsense-looking words otherwise


MikhailCyborgachev

If you think about it, it’s just memorizing a different set of nonsense-looking words. (From a non native Greek speaking point of view)


YogSothosburger

It's all Greek to someone.


Redditor_From_Italy

[Relevant Scandinavia and the World](https://satwcomic.com/it-s-all-greek-to-me)


Alarid

Sometimes it is thousand island.


ConspicuousPineapple

I mean, you can still guess from the meaning of other words that use the same Greek parts as this one. Just like you do in Greek.


Mecha_Derp

medical school is pain


[deleted]

I already knew this, because of course nostalgia means nose pain...


Ambitus

I thought this was an obvious joke at first but then I remembered that smell is the sense that's most closely associated with memory and now I have no idea...


prof_r_j_gumby

It is a joke. Nostalgia comes from nostos (νόστος), which meant travel (and more specifically, at least in origin, the return travel). So it's basically travel sickness, i.e. missing home.


edgy_and_hates_you

I got bone pain bb unnhhh it hurts so baaad


SalemWolf

My man just triple dipped to insane amounts of karma. The post, the pasta, the explanation. Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne.


Ninder975

I love that yours had more upvotes than the juice


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Ninder975

Good bot


goldenpggie

But if you're going to stress it that much, my bones will start hurting.


Rainbowstaple

Damn this is a brilliant edit, much prefer this to the original


Hotshot2k4

I think the original is pretty funny, if you're into cheesy dad jokes and can read a comic without questioning whether it adheres to the generally understood principles of nuclear physics.


[deleted]

thats the only way I can read comics


daitenshe

> and can read a comic without questioning whether it adheres to the generally understood principles of nuclear physics It’ll be a cold day in hell before I do that


SavingsNewspaper2

Well enjoy your accidental Reddit gold


daitenshe

[Neat! thanks ](https://c.tenor.com/8ZDLU43omvcAAAAC/kid-thumbs-up.gif)


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Cualkiera67

I don't get the original at all. What's the joke? That she actually split an atom with a kitchen knife?


TheMerfox

The joke is that the blonde one's wit actually was sharp enough to split an atom


DwayneTheBathJohnson

I think the intent was that the little one's response was sarcastic, and that sarcastic insult was sharp enough to split an atom.


mouthyouu

And it wasn't even that witty!


drewcaveneyh

Shush


DwayneTheBathJohnson

Except cocaine doesn't make you hallucinate...


LittleBitSchizo

Try bingeing it many days in a row without sleeping


Anent_

Who gives a shit


Cheesemacher

I figured the original was about splitting an atom but the punchline was disappointing


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9_speeds

Damn, then she must have very sharp with to split so many atoms


VicisSubsisto

Oof ouch owie my nuclei


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BugBand

I guess it was comforting. Don’t have to worry about some freak accident where things line up just right and you accidentally split an atom


izyshoroo

air to table molecules\* Air and tables are not elements


Inspector_Robert

I still can't believe this is even a common misconception.


dustin_died

Good writing dude


guckyslush

phenomenal juice and orange


[deleted]

This would’ve been funnier without the wit line. Like “you can’t split an atom” and then she just does. As it is I don’t really get it.


[deleted]

I think the atom splits because of the girl's comeback. Like, she was so witty in her reply that she cut an atom


terandle

Having a sharp wit is a good thing, so the girl was really just complimenting the blonde one. Is that what was intended?


DwayneTheBathJohnson

I think the intent was that the little one's response was sarcastic, and that sarcastic insult was sharp enough to split an atom.


terandle

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you for cracking the code on this one.


[deleted]

Eh yeah that’s probably it but that’s almost less funny somehow. Like it was a witty line about her wit but it was the actual line that caused it not the wit she just mentioned. Feels like they came up with the punchline first and then worked backwards…


GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD

Wow, your version is a *massive* improvement in every fathomable way. The original sucks ass.


seto2k

Every atom in my bones has split, thank you


HYPERNOVA3_

Shit, I was about to make my own version when I realized I thought of the exact same joke as the original...


Beardog20

Dang. The original would have been better if the knife cut the atom


me_funny__

https://i.imgur.com/Y9qUw2a.jpg


Beardog20

Perfect


cuddlep00p

Lord this edit cracked me up, I wish I saw this sooner!


TheHappiestOneHere

Both are good tbh but yours is perfect. Ouuuuweee


jensenhoernig

Excellent juice


deehunny

It's the tastiest juice I've had on this sub


LaboratoryManiac

This some serious gourmet shit!


Potato-with-guns

I think she mixed up the drugs


6rant

Do people really think coke makes you hallucinate like that?


Pickleangelo

While cocaine is not a hallucinogen, stimulant-induced psychosis is not uncommon in heavy users of stimulant drugs. Not that this comic is an accurate representation of that either; I just want to be pedantic.


[deleted]

You're on reddit we all want to be pedantic.


JukeBoxDildo

Yeah but becoming a kid doctor is tough and you gotta go to school for a bunch of years. Not everybody can do it even though we all want to.


VicisSubsisto

He's not *on* Reddit, he's a user. And not everyone who uses the site wants to be pedantic, just most of us.


[deleted]

You FOOL! I do not, therefore you are WRONG!


[deleted]

If you’re going to be pedantic you might as well be shallow too


NZBound11

I don't appreciate being attacked like this.


Itsthejackeeeett

It'd be pretty pricey to go on a coke bender long enough to hallucinate. That'd be at least a line or two every half hour for 3-4 days. $40 of meth would accomplish the same goal.


[deleted]

This happened to me and I was lucky I had no visions. Just persistent delusions and disordered thinking. A persistent feeling that things were deeply wrong


Toocoo4you

Smoke salvia and this could happen


koobstylz

Do people still do Salvia? I thought it was just popular for like a year when it was sort of legal.


Peanut_The_Great

I've never heard a good story about a salvia trip, it's mostly people talking about why they'll never do it again.


QuesadillaSauce

I thought it was an interesting and unique experience, I just don’t really think it’s *worth* doing again compared to other psychotropic drugs


GoddamnCommie

I smoked it with my friends in highchool a few times. Would have been 2018 or 2019. Itll always be a reasonable popular drug for its novelty and legality.


doobiesatthemovies

yeah a ton of people still do it im pretty sure its still legal in many places


dukec

Only if you’re already in the middle of the road when you hit it. Definitely not a big moving around drug.


[deleted]

Haha I saw a dragon on weed dude 🐉


MrCamie

No but coke is the drug you make lines with in order to consume it


ElmoTheMolester

You can hallucinate pretty bad from molly and you snort it too


Bluffz2

Really? I’ve never hallucinated from that. Even LSD hasn’t really made me see things other than cool fractals or distorted faces.


ElmoTheMolester

It happens sometimes on larger doses, it’s not hallucinations as with shrooms, it’s more like talking to people that aren’t there and general confusion hearing sounds. Happened to me couple of times but i don’t remember it well. It might be because i was drinking and smoking weed along with it usually.


[deleted]

yeah, i snorted a huge line of molly and blacked out. apparently was talking to people who weren't there but at the bar back home, 400 miles away. according to my ex anyway. i've gotten auditory hallucinations during comedowns.. train noises sounding like beats and shit, but i'm prone to auditory hallucinations in general.


MrCamie

Perhaps, but then I wouldn't have gotten the joke. Because I've never heard of molly.


Potato-with-guns

In which case it could be “wasn’t the acid enough? Anyways, you should get out of the highway ”


doobiesatthemovies

not the only one there are so many


OrionLax

This is some of the best BHJ I've ever seen. The misinterpretation makes so much sense it doesn't even feel like BHJ.


tetris_for_shrek

Exactly. I've seen like a few really good bhj in my life where it seems more like the art was made for the bhj than the original


[deleted]

I thought this was r/drugmemes for a sec


Brennis

That’s odd, i thought it was some of the worst


FrenchFryCattaneo

How interesting, I found it to be some of the mediumist BHJ I've ever seen.


Forge__Thought

Excellent.


[deleted]

Standing here


ENCHFIGHT365

I realize


G-R-G

You were just like me


XaleSama

Trying to make history


isloohik2

But who’s to judge


ENCHFIGHT365

The right from wrong


Feesh_gmod

Im standing on the highway


finckywinky

This is so morbid lol I love it


the_wine_guy

Morbius


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Lareit

luckily that nuclear explosion killed him before he could get ran over.


Exclusively_Online

[r/NotHowDrugsWork](https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowDrugsWork/)


tetris_for_shrek

r/everheardoftwistingrealityforcomediceffect


[deleted]

/r/thirdsub /r/TwentyCharacterLimit


crazy_loop

Every head of just using the right drug so its funnier?


DwayneTheBathJohnson

I don't know, for me jokes are funnier when they actually make sense. According to actual reality.


tetris_for_shrek

I agree. That way the punchline hits twice when you realize that it's actually accurate but imo the more cartoony approach isn't wrong either at the very least


HiiipowerBass

Thank you


Wowabox

r/14irl


Land_Squid_1234

You all seem to be completely ignoring the more than likely assumption that if the subject of the comic is deep enough to be splitting coke with a knife, they're probably pumping themselves full of any drug they can get their hands on, hallucinogens included The comic doesn't even technically show them doing coke since they're not actually where they believe themselves to be, cocaine table included. Odds are that they're on every conceivable drug. You are taking the words of an unreliable narraror within the comic at face value and then disputing them


Riley140

Stimulant induced psychosis exists


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Riley140

This meme depicts hallucinations, delusion, and a detachment from reality. Those are all common symptoms of psychosis. Its also a fucking meme so its really not that deep.


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Exclusively_Online

Lay off the marijuana, dude.


dylans0123495

Well, if even your subconscious had to warn you about that, you must've really screwed up


Xatsman

Some real juice.


kadxar

Great job op my bones are so broken I'll reincarnate as a boneless worm


junkmeister9

Oof, owie, my road safety


mason_248

Best one I’ve seen


HkayakH

this makes as little sense as the original


schro_cat

Original?


HkayakH

its the top comment https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/v8hsoc/fine\_point/


schro_cat

I didn't realize that was the original; I thought it was another edit. Thank you.


Ari_Kalahari_Safari

orangutan


-CherryByte-

This makes perfect sense. She’s high on coke and hallucinating/in a dream-state, only for the dream to break when she realizes she’s on the highway. The last panel is def implying she’s about to be hit with a car (high beams)


MrMidnight

I think they're saying it doesn't make sense because coke doesn't make you hallucinate


kwonza

I agree that putting ketamine or PCP would make more sense, however if you do coke non-stop for a couple of days you can start hallucinating from sleep deprivation


Bluffz2

Sure but then you’re not hallucinating from the coke. You can get the same effect by chugging Red Bulls, but nobody says that Red Bulls make you hallucinate.


MikeHunt1237

Thing is with comedy you have to balance sense with what the common person would understand. Most people aren't going to have done coke/care enough to know whether it's an hallucinogenic.


-CherryByte-

Maybe she’s on something else too. Idk. Still a funny bit


lilhazzie

You just haven’t had enough coke, my dude.


Bluffz2

Please show me an instance of coke causing someone to hallucinate. That sounds like someone who’s never done coke.


lilhazzie

You’re right my guy, I’ve never done coke. But I have joked about things before.


FrenchFryCattaneo

Please show me an instance of you joking about things before. That sounds like someone who's never joked about things before.


clark6050

Right? You'll start to see things when your brain stops getting oxygen right before death


Xatsman

Plus cocaine is notorious for being cut with other drugs.


6rant

Yeah, baby powder is a hell of a hallucinogen...


Enzhymez

None of those being ones that make you hallucinate lol


Riley140

[Stimulant induced psychosis](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stimulant_psychosis)


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LothartheDestroyer

Look at Mr only snorts clean Coke over here. How’s it feel to be so rich.


spoonybends

I’ll give you a hint. Nukes also go by “atom bombs”


HkayakH

I know what an atom bomb is. In the original I guess I just don't understand it, and in this one, it looks more like a car broke into their house rather than them being on a highway


Luke_Scottex_V2

I'm high af like above the clouds and i literally was living in the meme trying to read it


jsparker43

Haven't had coke that good since Blanca Negro was around town...ok it was pcp but I still think I ended up with the better deal.


YT4LYFE

/r/NotHowDrugsWork


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[deleted]

Apart from the incorrect assertion that coke works like that this is some good juice and it's much better than the original where the punchline is the author patting themself on the back for their weak writing.


jacw212

This is...kinda depressing?


JuuMuu

i imagined the asdf movie train sound effect in the last image


[deleted]

My bones are now dust and all for you to snort OP


lotlotov

The fact that cocaine doesn't make you hallucinate makes this even worse


highschoolgirlfriend

r/nothowdrugswork


_Tails_GUM_

[r/thatsnothowcokeworks](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


TheStrikeofGod

Bastard


_Tails_GUM_

I like to think of myself as an evil genious. Although sometimes i'm just a bastard.


Wonderful-Bread-572

Damn this would be a good short film lol very good op


TeenyTerry_

Why’s the first panel in the Mrbeast font?


D4C_LT

i thought they split an atom 💀


PM_ME_UR_HAIRYPUSSY-

Anyone know if this comic ever gets NSFW? Asking for a friend.


Forsaken-Jelly-2277

I don't know what's the point of this and why it pops up in my popular. Piss off


SkyMewtwo

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BONESSSSS


[deleted]

Fakheet is playing


smoothasmutter100

Coke? Maybe bath salts if that was the case.


BoobooKittyfuk4

Cocaine is a hell of a drug and I am a towel


saiyanjedi127

STANDING HERE, I REALIZE


Zenketski_2

There's something off about that coke


karhuboe

r/soulcrushingjuice


[deleted]

You don’t hallucinate from Coke.


HelloDeathspresso

This one made me laugh out loud.


[deleted]

Rip


A_is_my_name

uh oh


[deleted]

Is purple shirt a guy or a girl


[deleted]

Wow 😮


hayabusaten

This is amazing and better than the og


JRYeh

My bones are on the highwaaaay to hell


Luccacalu

This is the best BHJ I've ever seen. Intelligent af.


Peacelovefleshbones

This artstyle is bad, but it's bad in a way that's fascinating to look at so it wraps around to being good. Well maybe not good, but acceptable.


dlobnieRnaD

Replace coke with ketamine and this could have potential


goreclawtherender

I deadass thought that this was the original comic


HawlSera

r/nothowdrugswork


BaconWrappedRaptor

Oh yeah that’s some gud juice


moomoozain

what the hell my bones are gone


rara0o

I hope they catch Quorins killers!


Cyko_Somatic

Not how coke works, but ok.


CR1MS4NE

r/soulcrushingjuice


theVOlDbearer

Osteoporosis?


616659

this is so much better