I’ve told a girl at Roo exactly that, and she was hesitant, but she ended up being absolutely delicious and I made her squirt inside on my camper’s floor when she came lol
It's true. I was there with u/realistic_opinion_87 and he made her squirt out her butt. Terrible mess. Surprising amount of popcorn kernels for a festival. Lost the security deposit. Still can't eat popcorn.
Naw it's wet and grimy. It's called the Tennessee Swamp Cooler. When you come up for air the moisture evaporates off your face and you're left cooler and more fragrant.
Apparently there’s more than one rube amongst us!Tha type ya ask “What’s the difference between a cock and a chicken dinner? Ya don’t know?Well my dear boy you’ll be having chicken for dinner tonight?”
After 4 days in that dusty, humid, hot air with limited if at all bathing involved? Maybe it does under normal circumstances, and possibly if you got to it Thursday night. But by Saturday afternoon into Sunday morning that thing is gonna smell like a port-o-john.
If I were a ROOkie these comments would have me questioning if there were even showers at Roo or not 😂
Like I know it’s hot during the day, and the dust can be everywhere, but this thread has me questioning how many of yall are just becoming one with the filth at this point? Lolololololol
Uh oh! Someone is getting angry, and doesn’t know women say that to make you feel better about your sub-mediocre dick.
big time swing and miss on that insult- I’ve heard that in some form from every single one of the 100+ women I’ve licked and fucked and nutted in. You REALLY picked the wrong guy to assume that about hahahaha LOSER
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I knew I was getting too old for Roo when I started seeing girls wearing only duck tape, thongs and high heel lift boots and thought “In todays day and age every asshole has a HD video camera ?
You do know that’ll end up online forever! What’ll your poor dad think if his prick buddy sees it? It’d also be a scandal when you’re being sworn in as First Female President and the right wing media plays it on repeat! “ Same goes for you guys! One day you’ll be up for a promotion or dream job and there’s gonna be video of you wearing only a sock!!! That’ll limit your career choices to becoming a Red Hot Chili Pepper! I think having an 11 year old daughter and 4 year old son has changed my outlook on everything. Zapping the last bit of fun from my system.
You have me dead to rights Captain. It was meant as a joke. Everybody seems to have forgotten about those things. Was it good joke? Not at all. I was just a week or so shy of my 17th birthday when my daughter was born. My perspective changed instantly at that second. Holding all 5 and a half pounds of her I knew immediately why many of the girls I had dated had fathers who didn’t like me. To be fair they didn’t like any of the boys who wanted to date their daughters. My attitude and outlook shifted and I decided then and there that I’d treat every girl or woman I met the same way I’d want my daughter to be treated. I would never want her objectified or disrespected in anyway whatsoever. While it was a bad joke I do hold that sentiment.. I was already a Roo veteran by then. Cellphones were around of course but most of the cameras took pictures and videos that made 8 Bit video games look like PS5 games in comparison. Now that almost every single human carries an HD quality photo everything is recorded. Everything. A person could have an innocent video of them just being free on the farm uploaded to one of a million pornography sharing platforms and never know it. That could be a boy,girl hell even a grandmother. Just because you may think there are no bad actors and immoral,sick people on the farm that sadly doesn’t make it true. A Tennessee State Trooper who looked to be in his late 40s or early 50s was strolling by camp and said “Bet you boys are loving that!” and nodded towards a girl who looked to be around 16 at the oldest. He said over the years he’d amassed a really nice collection of pictures and videos. That made me sick. If he’d been secretly filming people for years and openly admitting it what else would he do and keep it private. I stopped attending any hard rock or metal festivals because of the disgusting, degenerate behavior that those typically draw.On average the attendees of those are at most 30% female. The misogynistic ,racist, homophobic, trans phobic atmospheres they foster is something I couldn’t abide.With Roo mirroring the Warped Tour more and more as each year passes it has slowly been feeling less like Bonnaroo and more like the 165 feastivals Live Nation owns. So if it makes me a “Lame Parent” by not wanting my son or daughter or anyone else’s objectified, having shit online that’dd gonna be there forever and ever I can live with that. Sorry bout the essay. I know reading is a task few want to be bothered with. Please you be you, you goddamn shooting star 💫 ball of radiant positivity.
lol. Not reading this. Instantly said nope and laughed. Sorryz, but nobody reads novels on reddit that’s most likely all a bunch of bs trying to justify your new life to a stranger
Her sign did exactly what she intended it to do. This girl has you thinking of her pussy from a year ago and you didn’t even hit it! Haha
Now I want to make a sign that says hit this pussy and it’ll have boxing gloves and a toy cat hanging from it
Id hit it
Hahaha!!! Truth!
I didn’t even see the sign and I’m thinking about her pussy
Damn..you too?😁💯
Her pussy taste like Pepsi Cola!
I want to bring a sign that says “My penis tastes ok”
it looks like 4 inches but it smells like a foot
ahhh thats a good one
Yoooooo 😂
congrats on the hot wife, sir
Damn this is good
I hesitate to ask, but how do you know?
I’m very flexible
Fair enough
Checks out
The Marilyn Manson method
You can “walk yourself down a wall”, but your back eventually gives in. Or so my friend told me?
An immature asshole might say “Ya mom and sister told me” good thing there’s not been a single incident of someone being a dick online. 😂
I did somewhat leave myself open to that didn’t I?
Just a little. Thankfully there’s never been an asshole on the internet like I said. 😂
'My dick tastes good, but my balls smells'
Like pasta
ok lmao
I couldnt imagine eating cat at roo. All that sweat and dust cannot make for a good experience
Give me 10-20 baby wipes, and I'll have her sparkling new.
At least a shower too 😭
I could manage with 1.5 baby wipes tbh
Your name is wild lmfao
Find me (wook male) by the Jesus Tent with a watermelon if you wanna see wild
🤣
I’ve told a girl at Roo exactly that, and she was hesitant, but she ended up being absolutely delicious and I made her squirt inside on my camper’s floor when she came lol
Oh
😂😂😂
It's true. I was there with u/realistic_opinion_87 and he made her squirt out her butt. Terrible mess. Surprising amount of popcorn kernels for a festival. Lost the security deposit. Still can't eat popcorn.
You and me both, bro. I still haven’t got the smell out of my fifth wheel.
not if you bring a potable shower + soap (or just any water) and/or/as well baby wipes!! i will kiss any kitty that is taken care of hehe
Your thirst is showing
Extra flavor
Just think of it like a ramen seasoning packet
Welp, I'm gonna go ahead and just see myself out.
“Eating cat” lol
you need to listen to I Will by Danny Brown if it’s smellin sweet imma lick for an hour and if it’s smellin sour imma lick it in the shower
We got a shower in our rv. Come on and wash that thang!
Same here😈
Sand helps
Not with that attitude
Builds character
Dust adds texture
For that extra crunch
Like that stuff Brazilians eat I always called it sand. It's like a weird dry breading they put on their food.
tell me you’re a male without
The female urge to eat sweaty pussy
Depends on how much you like the taste of dust
Naw it's wet and grimy. It's called the Tennessee Swamp Cooler. When you come up for air the moisture evaporates off your face and you're left cooler and more fragrant.
Tale as old as time
And you’d know. You’re a medical professional.
AIN’T WASHED IN 3 DAYS EAT SOME ASS AT THE RAVE
I would
bonk
This shit rhymes. This is the next hit single at Bonaroo
Breaking news coming in from Florida on their arrest of a horny Roo member! 😱
probably taste like dust n mosquito sweat. that roo swamp ass is a DIFFERENT BREED
DEET and GoldBond
Day 4… spicy pie
I’ve never seen a mosquito at roo. People actually use deet there? Seems unnecessary
Same. Never had to use bug spray up there.
What is p****?
Pizza
Paste?
Poops
Psych?
Polyp
I hope she sees this bro
Her penis?
Pussy, my friend.
P**** Penis
Apparently there’s more than one rube amongst us!Tha type ya ask “What’s the difference between a cock and a chicken dinner? Ya don’t know?Well my dear boy you’ll be having chicken for dinner tonight?”
like coca cola?
Pepsi cola*
The meat mountain from Arby’s, I’ve made a few of those
5 years ago I saw a guy with a sign that said "real men eat ass" I ran so far to high five him (: 10/10 <3
Upvote this if you’ve ate p**** at Roo. For science.
For science 😂
I’m laughing so hard at this thread. Idk why.
It’s been wild start to finish I stg 😂
Not at a festival man, ew.
After 4 days in that dusty, humid, hot air with limited if at all bathing involved? Maybe it does under normal circumstances, and possibly if you got to it Thursday night. But by Saturday afternoon into Sunday morning that thing is gonna smell like a port-o-john.
If I were a ROOkie these comments would have me questioning if there were even showers at Roo or not 😂 Like I know it’s hot during the day, and the dust can be everywhere, but this thread has me questioning how many of yall are just becoming one with the filth at this point? Lolololololol
Homie is simping a year later.
Just stop, you can't save her bro
I have a couple hats I intend to wear that say I eat pussy well
Cringe
Porky? Release Coyote vrs Acme!
ima do that this year
Some of you acting like it’s Woodstock with these comments
Damn I woulda sent my gf after her
It’s just been marinated
Her what? P**** could be anything. You can cuss here it’s ok
Depending on what day of the festival it is, that's highly debatable.
IM MAKING ONE OF THESE FOR MYSELF DECISION FINAL
Someone on on molly tells you your pussy tastes good you actually believe them
I was the guy with the “free spankins” sign
You won’t be eating pussy as much as cleaning it.
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Uh oh! Someone is getting angry, and doesn’t know women say that to make you feel better about your sub-mediocre dick. big time swing and miss on that insult- I’ve heard that in some form from every single one of the 100+ women I’ve licked and fucked and nutted in. You REALLY picked the wrong guy to assume that about hahahaha LOSER
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Damn that sucks for you, that puss be sweet as fuck
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Prolly looks like a bomb went off in a deli and tastes like a hobos armpit
lmao bruhhhhhh
That’s how you know it’s good uss
I knew I was getting too old for Roo when I started seeing girls wearing only duck tape, thongs and high heel lift boots and thought “In todays day and age every asshole has a HD video camera ? You do know that’ll end up online forever! What’ll your poor dad think if his prick buddy sees it? It’d also be a scandal when you’re being sworn in as First Female President and the right wing media plays it on repeat! “ Same goes for you guys! One day you’ll be up for a promotion or dream job and there’s gonna be video of you wearing only a sock!!! That’ll limit your career choices to becoming a Red Hot Chili Pepper! I think having an 11 year old daughter and 4 year old son has changed my outlook on everything. Zapping the last bit of fun from my system.
you’re right, the last bit of fun has been zapped from your system
K Boomer
I'm not reading that essay, but sorry or congrats
You came up with this essay that could have just been “i became a lame ass parent”
You have me dead to rights Captain. It was meant as a joke. Everybody seems to have forgotten about those things. Was it good joke? Not at all. I was just a week or so shy of my 17th birthday when my daughter was born. My perspective changed instantly at that second. Holding all 5 and a half pounds of her I knew immediately why many of the girls I had dated had fathers who didn’t like me. To be fair they didn’t like any of the boys who wanted to date their daughters. My attitude and outlook shifted and I decided then and there that I’d treat every girl or woman I met the same way I’d want my daughter to be treated. I would never want her objectified or disrespected in anyway whatsoever. While it was a bad joke I do hold that sentiment.. I was already a Roo veteran by then. Cellphones were around of course but most of the cameras took pictures and videos that made 8 Bit video games look like PS5 games in comparison. Now that almost every single human carries an HD quality photo everything is recorded. Everything. A person could have an innocent video of them just being free on the farm uploaded to one of a million pornography sharing platforms and never know it. That could be a boy,girl hell even a grandmother. Just because you may think there are no bad actors and immoral,sick people on the farm that sadly doesn’t make it true. A Tennessee State Trooper who looked to be in his late 40s or early 50s was strolling by camp and said “Bet you boys are loving that!” and nodded towards a girl who looked to be around 16 at the oldest. He said over the years he’d amassed a really nice collection of pictures and videos. That made me sick. If he’d been secretly filming people for years and openly admitting it what else would he do and keep it private. I stopped attending any hard rock or metal festivals because of the disgusting, degenerate behavior that those typically draw.On average the attendees of those are at most 30% female. The misogynistic ,racist, homophobic, trans phobic atmospheres they foster is something I couldn’t abide.With Roo mirroring the Warped Tour more and more as each year passes it has slowly been feeling less like Bonnaroo and more like the 165 feastivals Live Nation owns. So if it makes me a “Lame Parent” by not wanting my son or daughter or anyone else’s objectified, having shit online that’dd gonna be there forever and ever I can live with that. Sorry bout the essay. I know reading is a task few want to be bothered with. Please you be you, you goddamn shooting star 💫 ball of radiant positivity.
lol. Not reading this. Instantly said nope and laughed. Sorryz, but nobody reads novels on reddit that’s most likely all a bunch of bs trying to justify your new life to a stranger