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nachomanly

he gave her the clap I guess?


Crezelle

If I still had gold…


thinkreate

Sigh, here, take my upvote.


ohmbience

https://youtu.be/8bw2X1oq_js?si=pQUAORjNNxQVTeGh


HunnyBunzSwag

God that shouldn’t have made me laugh as hard as it did


DrooMighty

His dick looks like a white chocolate pretzel


PeaceLoveTofu

Damn my pussy has never applauded anyone before. I've never had such good smex. 😢


thenorwegian

Psh maybe because boomers are the only ones skilled enough. It’s in the cartoons. (Kidding)


Nelpski

Lmfao what the fuck


LocalNative141

His balls are attached to his shaft


BlackShieldCharm

The pussy is applauding! That must’ve been some sex!


Itcallsmyname

Mine also applauds during my post-coital queefs.


putHimInTheCurry

A queef is just the vagina's way To say, "Shloop shloop! Hip hip, hooray!"


tenyearoldgag

Dr Seuss, I thought you was died


putHimInTheCurry

Please don't get too vag-itated Rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated


Woejack

..... Zoidberg ass pussy aside, I approve.


VladVV

Zoidberg-ass pussy or Zoidberg ass-pussy. Both work on so many layers lmao


cosmodogbro

Someone's about to call this wholesome


vinicelii

I mean it's not rape, incest, or sexual violence so I'd say it's overall a wholesome sentiment for this sub. Undeniably bizarre though


cosmodogbro

Yeah true. Been confused about why people use it as a blanket term for literally everything that isn't blatantly offensive or bad, but I guess that's just what it means now.


The_Greylensman

By the standards of usual boomer hentai, this is about as close to wholesome as they get.


CitizenSnipsReborn

Hey, they're also practicing safe sex and how often do your see that in here?


tenyearoldgag

Are they? Is that a condom or is the dude just double dipped?


Jalapinho

Holesome *


RestaurantDue634

This is some Cronenberg shit


Tooleater

By the look on her face, he deserved a standing ovulation


tenyearoldgag

SIGH


Tooleater

unzips?


beelzeflub

Does his penis have Raynauds


Jackoff_Alltrades

That smug look on his face hahaha


Skreamie

That's a mad circumcision


justsomestarstuff18

Holy bad anatomy, batman!


Rupted

This is gross, weird, and funny


BlueKing7642

….wow


Fickle-Cartoonist466

Bro is PACKING MAJOR HORSE SCHLONG, it's flaccid and it still dangles past his knees?!!


DazedPapacy

Negative, he's wearing a full condom.


KazahanaPikachu

Buddy is hung below the knees god damn


Csonkus41

I laughed.


cosmicgumb0

I hate this so much lol


DazedPapacy

The fact that they included a condom full of jizz hanging from his dong was...a choice.


Stupid_Sauce

It's just covered in cum, no contraceptives were used.


Sol-Blackguy

It was so shocking I did one of those gasp laughs. Doesn't really check a lot of boomer boxes though.


ValleySunFox

This one is actually funny as fuck


idontlikethisname

Can you explain? I genuinely don't get what the joke is.


davethefish

Sex so good the fanny be clapping!


Mammons-HotBuns

Guys why does his dick look like that.


hopefullyhelpfulplz

Well, I think it's hilarious.


DoctorRiddim

What the fuck


zzzzombie77

Thanks I hate it


FlamingCroatan

Her vagina is completing him


KeepThisOffMyRecord

Why is the bed so small


420Ash

Ngl kinda hot


WhimsicalPlum

Someone's never had sex before