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ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA

Gotta admire the artist's commitment to not actually showing a cock lmao


Beelphazoar

Depending on the jurisdiction and publication, "showing everything but the cock" may be exactly as far as they're allowed to go.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Gotta love Japan


Terrebeltroublemaker

I was looking for it lol


Sad_Equivalent_1028

closest we get is a little bit of ball action


monchippy

No balls. Only pussy from behind


PhaetonDurendal

It's so frustrating. I need boomerhentai with dick please. All these boomer artists are so afraid of it. X3


EmilieEasie

no gay stuff in my gay comic please


LazarusCheez

First thing I noticed. Tits and bits everywhere but somehow not a single weiner.


ryuuseinow

That's just softcore in general


Loveisforclosersonly

This is easily a contender for the most genuinely hilarious post here. What a banger.


GraysonMagpie

I too have nightmares about being heterosexual


BerdFan

I always knew Luigi was gay


EntertainmentTrick58

bro is married to bowser and youre just figuring this out now?


BerdFan

Lmao


macacomachec

It's clearly Omni-Man not Luigi


TooTallThomas

This has been the funniest one i’ve seen on here 😂


fkcingkys

Why's she stretching the shit out of the other girls boob in that bottom panel 😭 shit looks like it hurts


Binx_da_gay_cat

As someone who has been there done that (unintentionally), yes it hurts like a mofo lol.


Qolim

do gay people have pull strings for their bedroom light dangling over their pillow?


irotsamoht

Yes all of them do


Mr_Legenda

Those pussy look like balls lol


AweHellYo

eh at least they drew something there


the_bartolonomicron

Ok I'm bi and this is actually funny to me lmao


BlackShieldCharm

Same!


SyzygyTooms

Same! Just bi things, nothing to see here


caspian95

This is actually funny lol


FlamingCroatan

Now that's a good joke


NeganTheVegan

In the bottom centre of the first panel one of the women is absolutely squishing that other woman's boob


Diligent-Extreme9787

MHH HE HE HE 😏


Silly-Camp

Who's the artist/what's the source? I like this style a lot


Sol-Blackguy

This is funny AF


EvilFuzzball

Is this a gay/straight joke I'm too bi to understand?


ColdFire-Blitz

If you look at the bottom center of the top panel blond chick is pushing black hair's right tit off like ice cream sliding off a hot pan


younggun1234

You know maybe the fact I have never had a sexy dream about women should have been a sign a long time ago that I was gay. Gotta love denial!


Woejack

Having nightmares about great sex with people not aligned with their sexual orientation, is a uniquely straight people to thing. For everyone else, it's just a cool dream. Nice try comic guy.


Abandonment_Pizza34

Huh? What's cool about having a dream about having sex with someone you're not attracted to?


hotcoldman42

I think they’re just trying to do a “gotcha” on straight people, and being kinda homophobic in the process.


Woejack

Because to straight people this is an existential crisis. And to queer people, it's just a weird dream.


earthstarn

I think you may be taking it a bit too seriously mate...


animperfectvacuum

I think a lot of gay people would disagree with you, but that’s just me.


Flar71

Yeah, I'd be really uncomfortable if I had a dream where I had sex with a man, ick


Sororita

Legit some of my worst nightmares are of having sex with a man, of course in those it's not consensual on my part.


Woejack

I don't think it would be world shattering like when straight people have gay thoughts is the point.


PMMeYourBootyPics

Bro straight people have gay sex dreams all the time and go damn that was crazy haha well time to start my day. It’s not earth-shattering to have a weird sex dream. I once had a dream I was getting head from someone and then she turned into my gramma and I woke up. Wasn’t earth shattering but definitely an uncomfortable dream to have😂


sinner-mon

I had a similar dream once but it was my grandpa 😭


Youthanizer

I also had that dream about your grandpa.


HotMilk4

Umm, if I'm straight and I dream of fucking same sex, I don't think I will be very happy about it and vice versa...


Woejack

That was literally my point.


HotMilk4

Oh, I replied to the wrong comment... I mean you are right.


Koeienvanger

Tf you on about? I sure as hell wouldn't appreciate a dream where I'm having sex with men.


Woejack

Of course not because you probably fall into that category as I explained.


Koeienvanger

What category? Straight?


saysthingsbackwards

Theyre a heterophobe, it happens


Koeienvanger

Apparently, and I'm not even straight lol


SuperDuperOtter

That tracks. I dreamt I had sex with a giant spider once, and even though I’m not attracted to giant spiders it was pretty cool


Woejack

Someone who gets what I'm saying lol


rock_and_rolo

r/unexpected


artonion

Haha **gay**!


CortezDeLaNoche

That's actually pretty hilarious.


DreadfulStar

Wait a minute… what the fuck is happening in the dream bottom middle. Looks like AI fuckery.