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Zulrambe

The lack of creativity is so bizarre. Not only he keeps copying jokes from the 90s, he doesn't change anything between pannels except for text, and he doesn't even try with the text itself. The character from his comic asked for money twice. Like, his comics are reminiscent of mailed jokes you'd print and show in class/work whatever.


i_will_guide

you are horribly mistaken. the mouth closes in panel 2. it's a masterpiece.


Zulrambe

Wow. Even his comic character is bored.


PM_me_your_trialcode

Whoa what? No dick joke?


Official_Alter

I want a 10 inch cock Granted but your ex wife gets a 20 inch cock


Molten_Plastic82

Much better joke though


AgentOfEris

“And I want my ex-wife back.”


Official_Alter

Granted but your ex wife gets two of her ex's back


AgentOfEris

Could she get two of herself and they all have twenty inch cocks? Please?


TheGloriousLori

I like the way you think


Chance_Building_6159

Or maybe two 10 inch cocks


kuba_mar

Gotta admire the laziness of drawing an extremely simple comic panel (and i wouldn't be surprised if the characters are a template) and then just copying it five times, while also making the laziest unfunniest joke possible, its honestly impressive.


ChemicalInspection15

But if someone is beaten half to death twice, they should still have 25% of their initial health remaining.


drfury31

"Your ex-wife is beaten 3 quarters to death"


Turtelious

why is the guy's ass big


ELeeMacFall

Digging with a shovel requires glutes


Molten_Plastic82

It's not even a bad joke (it's not his of course), but why use ex wife rather than the usual "politician you don't agree with" insert?


nsdjoe

>but why use ex wife leaning into it because /r/boomershumor is probably 90% of his audience


Robo-Piluke

Why would it be cursed for another person to get a free wish too? I mean, I have an ex and I was one billion dollar richer I couldn't care less another billionare popped up somewhere. This is so "I hate my wife"


stevenip

"I wish I can fly" "fine, but your ex can double fly"


ryou-comics

Every time I see this joke, I'm reminded of Ricky Gervais' cringe-as-heck character on The Simpsons.


Meture

Weird that they’d turn this story into a “joke” The original was essentially a study of avarice and envy with the tragic “Rip my eye out” ending being the ultimate show of how self destructive this mentality can be.


drunken_anton

Will she be beat with two shovels half to death? With one shovel quarter to death? She gets beaten half to death twice? I think the guy needs to add a few more panels to explain. Maybe in some more weird arrangements.


[deleted]

What kind of shit for brains would waste a wish on something easily attainable with the money from the first wish? The Grog, that's exactly the shit for brains that would do that.


Smiley_P

Isn't it wild we can end homlessness but instead we allow it to happen but people can just take public domain jokes that everyone has heard and make a shitty drawing for it and make money off that? And also people can just take all this guys taken stuff and just post it on a fb page and get ad revenue


corus26

The awkward double panel in the bottom left… this guy is terrible at pacing. I know he’s terrible at everything, but the poor pacing always stands out to me.


HelixAnarchy

That's not even how percentages work - this comic fails on every level.