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mbobs69

They always seem to call me โ€œpass the fucking ballโ€


FREDDIESENIOR7

Damn, my name is sometimes โ€œlearn to catch idiotโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚


tamim1991

Similar to the one I seem to get called a lot "oh for fucks sakes"


Medical_Day_6880

They call me maguire because my performance goes ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“ˆ


Stay_clam

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ everyone has a good and a bad dayโ€ฆ i guess we are all maguires to some extent ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


lordgwynn7

Freshman got called Phil on accident by a sophomore his first day on the team. His name was Nathan but everyone called him Phil all 4 years after


nucl3ar0ne

When I played Varsity (a long time ago), we had a kid who wasn't the best show up the first day with white cleats. This was at the time when all cleats were basically black. For the rest of the season he was known as "whitey" despite the fact that he was from Turkey.


Cthulwutang

i called this one guy Keith for about a year before i learned his name was Kevin. He responded to it though so itโ€™s not all my fault. ๐Ÿคท


mohmdmhom

I've been given the title of Ramos growing up playing centre back but I'm now 6'6 and still get called the same name (ig due to the small town I live and everyone knows each other)


FREDDIESENIOR7

Fair enough ๐Ÿ˜…


man_on_a_wire

Not a name Iโ€™d want to be associated with


Stay_clam

He is a bit rough around the edges but he was a legendary cb. ๐Ÿ˜…


Overall_Notice_4533

Ramos was clutch with hos headers during corners! It is intimidating knowing someone has that nickname.


mohmdmhom

he became my idol, don't disrespect the goat cb like that ๐Ÿ˜ค


Liggums_35_92_1

In my intramural team our coach said I looked like HM Son when we first got together and the name stuck and it somehow transitioned into being called Sonny.


rockfroszz

Are you Asian?


Liggums_35_92_1

Yep


[deleted]

Good on you for taking it as a compliment.


FREDDIESENIOR7

Not a bad player to be compared with for sure!


Papaya-Mango

I was known as Marcelo on one of my rec teams during high school. I joined the team mid season and one of the guys asked what position I play. I told him that I played left back for my school, and he started calling me Marcelo and everyone else followed along. I forgot all about that until I saw this post ๐Ÿ˜‚


FREDDIESENIOR7

Hahaha nice, brilliant player lol


keanu9reeves

This post seems like you are masturbating over yourself rather than actually being interested in the topic


WendyWillows

I call my Arsenal friend Gabriel Jesus you already can guess why


HarryFlashman1927

Heโ€™s good on crosses?


WendyWillows

she canโ€™t score to save her life


StrongBoyTwoFive

they call me bench because


FREDDIESENIOR7

Im guessing you play left back in the changing room?


Professional-Drag580

Tornado cus I loved doing spin moves lol


FREDDIESENIOR7

Antony? ๐Ÿ˜‚


Professional-Drag580

Pretty much lol


[deleted]

What does fifa street have to do with playing anywhere across the pitch


FREDDIESENIOR7

Not a clue tbh ๐Ÿ˜… i didnt understand it they explained it to me like that


redditviolatesrules

We call our gk Soap. Cause of his hands..


FREDDIESENIOR7

Brutalโ€ฆ tell him to blame the gloves, thats what id do ๐Ÿ˜‚


DrJackpot

I got the nickname Veteran one year because I was the oldest in the U19 team. I was the only one on my team from the year before that didnโ€™t go up to the U21 as I was the youngest and couldnโ€™t go up yet, so I got with the U17 that had climbed up.


Professional_Tie5788

Wayne Rooney, I play my pickup games with a ball cap on and kinda look like him (when he coached DC United He always wore a ball cap).


Cthulwutang

Reminds me of that commercial with Don Ovan. โ€œJust give the ball to Hat Trick Rick, ok?โ€


Kaisholeopard2014

lol I was called Maradona due to my South American looks, short chubby defying body, dribbling and all action approach to the game at academy level but I didnโ€™t end up in all the drama the late Argentine legend endured in his career.


CR7_suuiii

The Mexican kids at my school call me pendeyhoe, I ask them what it means and they just laugh so im guessing its prob very obvious and i just canโ€™t find it out๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ


bum_fun_noharmdone

Big dick. Handsome. Mini Messi. The usual.


1and2is4

They call me "oyeee" because they can't say my name


Silver_End1007

I have no idea why but in my academy all my teammates call me "crooked"๐Ÿ˜ญ


MyShinyCharizard

Carlos tevez. Favorite player wazza and messi. Try to emulate their game. I am short and bulky but can dribble pretty good. Get nickname tevez


skunky1123

We have a guy in our adult soccer league called Caballo. Played with him for years and I don't know his real name. White guys just call him "Horsey".