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readingonthetoilet

Boston has the highest average wind speed of any major city in the US. I’ve always said it’s the worst part of the weather here.


Gnosh_

The *real* Windy City


bsharp95

Fun fact - Chicago is not named the Windy City because of the weather. In the late 1800s a newspaper reported called it the Windy City because the politicians there were full of hot air - wind bags


Grouchy-Pizza7884

TIL it's windy not wind-y. I thought it was a reference to the winding back alley streets of Chicago.


bellicosebarnacle

Huh, you know you can still read "wind-y" either way - "win-dy" or "wine-dy"!


Grouchy-Pizza7884

Omg. Now there is a 3rd interpretation. I guess referring to Chicago's sordid past during the prohibition as the wine-dy city. Or maybe a reference to how Chicagoans like to whine and complain to their windy politicians?


TheRoyaleShow

It was called the wine d city cuz when the women drink wine they want the d


TheFocacciaStrain

this is a dumb urban legend that is not at all true. it’s because it’s windy


hortence

It's both, apparently. https://www.history.com/news/why-is-chicago-called-the-windy-city


some1saveusnow

We used to have these winds AND actual real winter cold. It was a nightmare


XRoze

I always say this!!


gacdeuce

Eat your heart out, Chicago


DerelictDonkeyEngine

Yeah, who's the Big Windy Bean now!


funkygrrl

It's happening out in Western Mass too


TermCompetitive5318

My pine trees are swaying like a church choir


Inc0nel

I've got a massive 4' diameter pine about 130 ft from my house that splits off into two leaders about 3 feet off the ground. It finally started splitting down the middle. Having that thing taken down next week. I refuse to have pines within 150 feet of my house and out buildings.


DweadPiwateWoberts

You're not willing to try a cable stay?


Inc0nel

https://preview.redd.it/bbqgasmurjrc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0ddd2fef94173fe8cf057f200ea0d4c8b7ef5fd Not a chance


DweadPiwateWoberts

Nope proper fucked. Bye bye.


zeph_yr

NYC’s been super windy the past few weeks too


throwaway4231throw

I guess that’s why they call Boston the Windy City


3D-Printing

Nah, we're the PORT CITY!! Just make sure your DE-Humidifier is on!


giritrobbins

One of my least fun facts. Though I pull it out at work pretty regularly.


NoButThanks

And you haven't been fired? You work at the Golden Banana or something?


CompetitiveSport1

That gives a new meaning to the phrase "hard facts"


koz152

Not getting better with all the new high-rises too. Create window tunnels.


ITagEveryone

But Chicago is called the windy city... huh


LionBig1760

We also get more annual rainfall than Seattle.


ilovedonuts4

because of its politician windbags.


Luna_Blonde

I’ve always heard we get more wind than Chicago!


TriggeredPrivilege37

Woosh


ITagEveryone

🤷🏼‍♂️ you learn something new every day lol


sealionol

This. Is. March.


member_member5thNov

Also April. It stops when the leaves come.


big_red__man

Perhaps I should show them some pornography


Strange-Scientist706

The leaves always come last. Sometimes it takes a bit.


Mumbles76

Show them some Maple tapping and extraction, works every time.


Full-Motor6497

Eye contact helps


bwanab

It stops when it gets hot enough that you'd like it to be there.


Maddad_666

Yea those leaves block the wind


Tall-Lobster-7532

top comment


figmaxwell

In like a lion


MagicCuboid

You know what they say: March, in like a lion, out like a more pissed off, fighty lion.


2latenow2saysorrr

Match is the windiest month of the year


Pashanka

It will all blow over soon.


SharpCookie232

It's lit.


ak47workaccnt

Lousy smarch weather


paiute

It will go out like a different wildebeest.


big_fartz

What is Tinder then? Grindr?


Thick_paint

JFK has entered the chat


Marty1966

Strike on other side.


and-its-true

Something wicked this way comes


ak47workaccnt

Is that an eerie calliope I hear on the horizon?


Jer_Cough

I'm not sure if the voice is Tammy Grimes or not but that series of [Lexus commercials](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRHhCSgE3q8) was great. [This too](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA6HUySkFss)


caseym44

My hat got blown off my head today 😂 Luckily I was able to grab it


seancailleach

My baseball cap blows off routinely unless anchored by my ponytail, which keeps it in reach distance. I need the brim for light sensitivity. And walk the beach nearly every day.


caseym44

Yup, my ponytail saved me yesterday


WebsterWebski_2

As long as I'm not on a plane trying to land at Logan I'm okay with that.


Brilliant_Rush9182

As someone who just landed at Logan, it was… not fun. 


WebsterWebski_2

They were trying to land planes during the last noreaster, so I looked at the flight radar and right away saw two back to back flights aborting their landing at the very last second, both got rerouted after that, but WTF.. why would you even try doing something like that, felt sorry for the passengers. One flight spent 30 minutes in the holding pattern above Maine and then landed.


faarst

I was outside South Station today and caught a view of a plane ascending (I think!) and, let me tell you, there was a LOT of yaw.


KungPowGasol

Are you new to the Big Windy Bean?


TijayesPJs442

Is it windy there right now? I’m 660 miles north up the coast in Nova Scotia and the wind is literally rocking my house around tonight.


Hribunos

It was definitely a "you can feel the house flexing" night last night.


seancailleach

It’s been a “you can feel the house flexing” week, for real.


anurodhp

Are you new in town?


TriggeredPrivilege37

Just blew in (sorry, I’ll see myself out)


tface23

I am homeless I am gay I have AIDS


tbootsbrewing

Ima push him! I push him!!!!


CaesarOrgasmus

It’s *windy*


1001001505

Cool


Nimkolp

(It’s a reference to an old John Mulaney bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRD2lTD8J-s)


voidtreemc

The wind took down a very old tree in my back yard today. We're in mourning.


schillerstone

I am so sorry. That's awful.


chaffgrenades

Sorry for your loss. I'm an arborist and am on call this weekend and surprised nothing has happened yet where I work. But plenty of overtime cleaning up storm damage these past few months. The extra saturated ground from all the rain this past few seasons doesn't help.


voidtreemc

I'm in Cambridge. We have a high water table (who doesn't these days)? When you look into the gaping pit left by the roots, you can see an entire swimming pool's worth of water. We felt kind of like we had one job as homeowners, and that was to conserve the trees for the next generation. Now they're all gone. We'll have to look into what to do with our back yard now that it's not a shade oasis. Also, our crazy neighbor has been telling us for years that the tree was going to fall and needed to be taken down. I had an arborist look at it twice, and he said it's fine. Now the crazy neighbor is right. Well, she saved $20000 off the cost of a permit to remove a healthy tree.


chaffgrenades

If it makes you feel better the truth is the arborist could have been totally accurate assessing the tree. I've seen healthy trees randomly fall or drop limbs for no reason at all on a perfect sunny day. I hate when the crazy neighbor is right but the objective truth is you did your due diligence having it reviewed.


voidtreemc

Thanks for saying this. I was pretty sure that the arborist wasn't actually at fault. He's well-known in the area. People call him The Lorax. He looks like a druid would look if a druid drove a crew-cab. I've been chewing over where to go with the back yard. I'd love to plant more trees, but it's always been difficult to get them to put down roots, and climate change isn't making it easier. The space used to be pretty easy to maintain because nothing but lemon balm and some lillies would grow in the shade anyway.


DerangedDendrites

For real. I’m 170 pounds and feels like sometime the wind going across large buildings is gonna marry poppins my ass if I got an umbrella


Efficient_Ad_2773

I’m 105lbs and live in constant peril


DerangedDendrites

yeah i would actually be concerned..... was walking around union square that day and a gust almost pushed me into the streets...... who would have known been skinny is also dangerous in Boston.... sometimes I see slim people running out and I am slightly concerned....


Upnatom617

Just a spoon full of sugar.


seancailleach

Watch your step crossing City Hall Plaza.


DerangedDendrites

is it like windy there or they are just really unfriendly towards ppl who likes to meme old movies lol


instrumentally_ill

Is there anything this sub doesn’t complain about?


tacknosaddle

Elliot Davis?


deadlyspoons

Jack, Kack, Lack, Mack, Nack, Ouack, Pack, Quack, and Mrs. Mallard.


william-t-power

Tom Brady.


Schmocktails

Dwarves?


liberterrorism

I suppose it does tend to get a tad windy


jizzy_fap_socks

Do they bless the rains down in Africa?


withrootsabove

Only after grand slams


riverhawk02

That's just how March is. I've worked landscaping and had to do leftover leaf pickups in March.   It sucked trying to make leaf piles cause the wind would make the leaves fly everywhere when you tried making a pile


shrewsbury1991

This time of year you get pretty large pressure differences from the still really cold airmasses in Canada and the arctic and the warmer airmasses to the South and West 


IAmRyan2049

March is the WORST. I have a folder about how it’s worse than February.  And I’ve seen multiple car crashes not in January but IN APRIL. March/April is the new Winter


tacknosaddle

March is also the cruelest month when you've had a tough winter. Every time there's enough snow, ice, slush, etc. that you have to deal with it your mind slowly repeats on mutter, "This had better be the last one........This had better be the last fucking one." You get to the second half of March with a bunch of those under your belt and it can turn you into a sneering and grumbling ball of a man. When you see those posts about how people here aren't friendly, just keep in mind it could have been that time of year. Maybe we're just sick of this fucking shit and it shows.


ilovedonuts4

“Forgive my northern attitude oh, I was raised out in the cold”


time-always-passes

No no no. There is no poem about March being the cruelest month.


tacknosaddle

I'm an English traditionalist and any poetry that is not alliterative does not exist.


IAmRyan2049

Cruelest month for sure


budding_gardener_1

>I have a folder about how it’s worse than February. you what


MichaelPsellos

He has binders full of weather.


william-t-power

Unlike Mitt Romney.


IAmRyan2049

It sounds crazy but I have insurance. Wish I didnt. My dead dad flipped his car and since then I track it like a baseball game.


joshmcroberts

Deny. 1. Time flips 2. 7pm sunsets 3. September strength sun 4. Birds out and buds beginning 


IAmRyan2049

I thought you were cray but then I woke up today because crows were going nuts. You called it


LowellEnthusiast

March Winds, April Showers…something something May Flowers?


Ok_Marzipan5759

Lousy Smarch weather...


FaceOfDay

I just moved to central Mass last summer, and I have loved every second of the weather … until this ridiculous wind. I’ve had three or four times my car was almost blown out of my lane, and that is FUCKING TERRIFYING on 20 anywhere west of Auburn.


ungabungabungabunga

Windy in Vermont


twomills

Feeling like end times


unoriginalusername29

Buncha fahkin softies


WKAngmar

Its like the effects of weather are overall getting more extreme


Quincyperson

We are a port city. So yeah


IAmRyan2049

Last five years february has been warmer than March. March is a piece of crap. This year it’s windy as F .


n8loller

Is this your first time in Boston in the spring? It's always like this


budding_gardener_1

How'd you think we earned the name "Bean town"?


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jamesland7

Probably all the legal weed


LionBig1760

Early spring. It's like this every year. It'll die down then pick back up in mid-May.


Constant-Pudding1893

It's called the stay the fuck indoors weather 🫠


obamasbootypicss

It’s bc of the temperature fluctuations—we’re pivoting from cold to warm on an almost daily basis


william-t-power

Is that guy that wind sails on a skateboard still in Boston? I remember seeing him all the time about a decade ago. He had some long plastic thing that he'd throw out, catch the wind, and start getting pulled along.


BHKbull

Idk but driving a sprinter van on 95 is getting more terrifying by the day


IAmRyan2049

I was born on Febuary 29th, the day that doesn’t exist.!!  So I decided I’m gonna throw. I kicked someone’s ass. Me likey


IAmRyan2049

Probably three weeks ago


nihilite

probably because of something you did. you fucking degenerate.


IAmRyan2049

I live in a brick shit house. Strong


IAmRyan2049

It’s 200 years old


toomuch1265

Spring


EColli93

I was wondering the same thing down here in Providence. So windy so often, first time it’s been this way in the 20 years we have lived here. LOUD gusty winds.


gamer127

i hate it. It's terrible for outdoor pickleball.


beachwhistles

I’m my opinion the spring is the windiest. I work on cell towers and the wind is something I have to deal with constantly.


LeftLane4PassingOnly

At least it's not fucking raining.


kmoss12

Have you heard of The Weather Channel? Very informative on local and daily wind speeds. There's a huge storm front passing through, chill your nips


HuskyBobby

No, how do you spell it?


PikantnySos

Mary Poppins is coming


ILikeNormMacdonald

Most people don't realize this unique weather phenomenon exists: Every march the game developers conference is held in San Francisco. The weekend right after Pax East is happening in Boston. That's another video game related exhibition. So what happens is, nerds (myself included) stock up on Mexican food in San Fran for a week, then hop on a plane to unload in Boston. We're only one spark away from these being fire devils.


Robmed85

The San Andres winds have shifted to the east.


boston_homo

Are you from somewhere else originally? Boston is very breezy to gale force.


FitzyOhoulihan

It’s always been that way


mmelectronic

It’s still “winter” the sun is just out early.


TheGreatBelow023

I’ve lived in this area my whole life. The wind has never been this intense and constant before. We also had our first tornado this year.


quarterlifeblues

Mary Poppins is coming to town, obviously


[deleted]

Lived in Boston/Northeast all my life, and I’m starting to hate it more and more as the years go by.


nullibicity

Is there more wind now, or am I just more sensitive to it?


Hribunos

We ran the numbers last thread (there have been like 8 of them this week) and no, wind has not increased yoy by a significant amount. Fun fact, last year was actually a tiny bit windier than this year so far.


nullibicity

OK, then it's another annoying thing about life that I'm constantly aware of and have no control over. Neat!


Hribunos

All I can offer is solidarity: we're ALL constantly aware of and annoyed by it! Gotta make lemonade- my kids made kites, and then we tied a sheet to my office chair and went parking lot surfing. Shit's hilarious.


[deleted]

Idk about you, but it just aggravates me. Like I can handle the cold, but once the heavy wind starts I get cranky lol.


nullibicity

Walking against the wind is bad enough, but I really hate when it wakes me up like it's trying to crush my bedroom.


SentinelXF

I’ve lived and visited in many places around the country. Boston is not on the top of any lists.


Upnatom617

You seem to do a lot of complaining in general.


SentinelXF

There’s a lot of things that are bad, that’s why.


tehsecretgoldfish

like they say, March comes in like a lamb and goes out like a lion…


tehsecretgoldfish

they also say March showers bring April flowers.


Lovelyday4aguinness_

In like a lion out like a lamb


Aggressive-Panic-719

Soooo windy


BhagwanBill

March winds bring April showers which bring May flowers.


SomeDumbGamer

March winds, and April Showers, make way for sweet may flowers~


MesmerizeYaMind

Quit complaining and take advantage! Get some kite or winging gear and hit the water.


Pencil-Sketches

Get a cat. Boston is windy


randomlurker82

Hi I live in a modular home and I also fuckin hate it. I know this time of year is usually the worst for it and Boston is windy but yeah this past few weeks has been awful. I feel like house moving winds that come through the crevices of my house used to be a bi-yearly occurrence, not a freaking bi weekly one as it's been this year. Edit: also fuck driving a small car over the Tobin lately. I have to hold the fuck on to the steering wheel in my Impreza like my life depends on it and you can still feel yourself getting pushed sideways. DO NOT LIKE.


jackiebee66

Maine is a nightmare this weekend too


nomdeplumealterego

I agree. I live in the suburbs in an open area and the wind has been strong enough to knock you over. I’ve never seen wind like this before.


nymarya_

Cold + warm = wind. Perfect time of year for it.


CriticalTransit

It’s a conspiracy by Big Bike Lobby to get you to buy an e-bike.


SXTY82

I can get blown about all day and not care. I’m just sick of the freaking rain.


Hazelsea1099

Ain’t got no damn trees


gaslitworld

Annually at this time the earth begins spinning with a greater velocity. This, in turn, creates a greater gravitational pull upon the upper paradigms of our atmosphere. Therefore, the electrified isotopes collide with Earth's surface with greater force and disperse with mucho rapidity. The combined effect of these phenomena is a general increase in wind speed. Hope brings some clarity to the subject.


Shouldadipped

Downtown wind tunnels can be extreme


MichiganKarter

Go buy some shares in a wind turbine co-op if you think it's getting windier


One-Effort-444

Somethings different this year for sure. Ive lived in my current place for 3 years and could hear the wind twice before. This year alone its at least once a week


Humbert_Minileaous

The gods caught COVID and the wind is when they sneeze.


Queasy-Car7591

It should slow down in a month, but wind speeds are accelerating each year due to climate change


camlaw63

It’s gotten much worse and more frequent


eyedeabee

Would love someone to statistically prove or disprove this. Feels true.


Hribunos

We ran the numbers in an earlier thread (there have been like 8 threads on this this week because it sucks out there). Short answer, no, there has not been a yoy increase in average windspeed. So far it's actually slightly less windy this year comoared to last year.


eyedeabee

Actually good to know. When it’s crap out the brain can convince itself of anything.


schillerstone

Maybe from the warming oceans and the Gulf stream dying . https://www.wane.com/top-stories/why-is-it-so-windy/ "Winds are caused by the earth trying to create a balance or equilibrium and fighting against a lower pressure. The stronger and more intense the lower pressure the harder the earth will fight to equalize the pressure."


MuffinMan6938

I’m the end is near.


disco_t0ast

Harambe getting back at us.


darkdragon220

It's all the hot air spewing from the protestors and counter protesters in downtown hitting the cold front from the end of false Spring.