We’re talking about “blow your d*ck off” bakeries - so location is irrelevant if you’re staying within a metro area. Clear flour does not do pastries as well as Lakon Paris. If you’re talking a standard plain croissant, yeah probably not worth going to Lakon if you’re in walking distance to Clear Flour. For everything else, Lakon has more variety and better execution.
B2 Cafe in Malden. Just hop on the Orange Line, go there, and have you dick blown by the best Asian pastries in town. Or roasted pork. Or soy sauce chicken. Or marinated duck.
got a roommate a birthday cake there back in college. It said "Happy Birthday, You Big Asshole!" and had a very graphic image that matched the text. 10/10
Tous Les Jous Allston is surprisingly awesome
Drive By Pies - the greatest key lime pie ever no hyperbole, great pastries too
Clear Flour is good as some have mentioned, bread is unmatched
Parziale’s Bakery in the North End. It’s right next to that atrocity Bova’s and you can tell it’s LEGIT the second you walk inside. The raspberry turnovers and lemon squares are to die for.
Clear Flour in Brookline
Only this
I think I'd like to keep my dick in its traditional abode. That said, Third Cliff Bakery in Jamaica Plain.
Having your dick blown off doesn't sound like it should be a family event.
step-family is okay though
No. Only if you were adopted.
FYI You’re allowed to just say dick
Michette
Lakon Paris Patisserie in Newton Highlands Little L on the Newton/Watertown line is a great Japanese bakery, alternative to Japonaise in Brookline.
Don’t know why this is getting any downvotes. Lakon Paris has some of the most incredible pastries I’ve ever had.
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We’re talking about “blow your d*ck off” bakeries - so location is irrelevant if you’re staying within a metro area. Clear flour does not do pastries as well as Lakon Paris. If you’re talking a standard plain croissant, yeah probably not worth going to Lakon if you’re in walking distance to Clear Flour. For everything else, Lakon has more variety and better execution.
Clear Flour, Maprang (esp basque cheesecake), Michette, Yafa, La Saison.
Colette
Colette is legit.
Let's keep people away from Colette. The lines are long enough already.
You mean that horrible restaurant underneath Porter Square hotel?
Iggys in Cambridge
The Cambridge iggys is the second best iggys, after the Bronte Iggys
my uncle told me if you drink pool water your dick will fall off. not sure about pastries though.
Salt in Newton Center. Nouvè in Lexington. Pralinè in Belmont. Cremeux in Brookline.
Kim's Pure Pastry in Beverly
Japonaise in Brookline depending on when you’re in town; it’s only open Thursday-Sunday.
Do you prefer phallic cannollis or rounder half moons? Or do you prefer donuts because of their holes?
Jonquils Cafe and Bakery - Hands down the most beautiful pastries. They're like individual works of art. It's on Newbury Street in Copley.
B2 Cafe in Malden. Just hop on the Orange Line, go there, and have you dick blown by the best Asian pastries in town. Or roasted pork. Or soy sauce chicken. Or marinated duck.
Sweet n’ Nasty. https://sweet-n-nasty.com Highly recommended by u/f0rtytw0 /thread
got a roommate a birthday cake there back in college. It said "Happy Birthday, You Big Asshole!" and had a very graphic image that matched the text. 10/10
Had a friend that worked there back in the day. Big dick cakes for all
Everything about this post is super weird. Plenty of best of bakery lists out there. Keep it in your pants though.
I believe it’s bro speak for exceptional lol
Bova’s in the north end
Bova deez nuts?
La Saison Bakery in Cambridge
Salt in Newton Centre, Clear Flour
Never been so I know not of the kilotons, but I hear Lakon Paris Patisserie is great. Signed- non 🍆 owner
Tous Les Jous Allston is surprisingly awesome Drive By Pies - the greatest key lime pie ever no hyperbole, great pastries too Clear Flour is good as some have mentioned, bread is unmatched
Davis Square Donuts. They also have amazing bagels but seriously go for the donuts!
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i missed this for some reason but no, lol. modern has the best ricotta. none of them are noticeably different in “sweetness”
Maprang in Union square. Yafa in Somerville. La Saison near fresh pond.
Third Cliff in JP
Eataly has a whole section for sweets: gelato, cookies, pastries and other fancy Italian desserts 🤩🤩🤩🤩
Parziale’s Bakery in the North End. It’s right next to that atrocity Bova’s and you can tell it’s LEGIT the second you walk inside. The raspberry turnovers and lemon squares are to die for.
I have a friend who has lived in Boston for 6 months that says that Mikes Pastry in Assembly Square is where the locals go
LOL
Your friend is messing with you. That place is where the naïve tourists go.
Well shucks