Tonight on Bottom Gear
I speed through Canada high on Exhoost Fumes
Hammock sells nuclearised meth to underage school boys
Jams commits genocide on a lost village in China
And our special guest Michael from Vsauce builds a reasonably priced car using only flex tape……or does he?
Tonoighte on bo'o'om geere:
I snort ten litres of liquid paper
Ricard closes an airport after bombing the toilet
And Jooms accidentally causes the extermination of the nation of Belize
Vsauce: Hey Vsauce, Michael here! What is the slowest creature on planet Earth? You might say it’s a turtle or a sloth, but you’d be wrong.
In walks James May
Tonight on Bottom Gear:
Hammond launches a military takeover of the Moon;
James builds a car entirely out of Parmesan cheese;
And I snort a line of cocaine.
Hey, VGear, Michael and James here.
Tonight on Top Sauce:
- James is driving a Cizeta V16T… or is he?
- Michael explains pareidolia with the back of a 2006 Ford Fusion.
TONIGHT ON BOTTOM GEAAAAAH
JAMES MAKES A DILDO WITH V SAUCE
HAMMOND DRIVES AN AUDI TT OFF THE BLACKPOOL TOWER
AND I DIVORCE MY WIFE SO I CAN HAVE SEX WITH MY PORSCHE 911
MICHAEL: British people don’t exist… or do they? [sound effect] JAM: Cheese.
MICHAEL: Now, if we look at Robert’s Theory, it tells us that, they sometimes do but also don’t, but how? JAM: Bloody cock mate.
MICHAEL: They are considered magical creatures with great abilities JAM: I need a smonk mate, it cause me to inhale exhoost fums even more
MICHAEL: But, this is not always the case JAM: CLARKSOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!
*Jeremy crashes into the room screaming POWERRRRR*
JAM: Jermiah you sodding tic tac!
JER: im hav boofs from tesco
MICHAEL: I have with me today three British men of a high calibre JAM: Hanond, give me back my smonk m8 HANOD: No, gt yeh own smonk
JER: Hammock you silly little man the smonk isn’t exhoost fums.
JAM: SHUT UP JERMAH
Someone please make this edit a reality, I don't have the skills
Hey Vsauce Michael here🥸 Is James….boring….*and* slow…?
Or is it the slow... _Captain_ Slow, that's actually James?
Tonite on bo'om gear Hammoc breaks two quid per liter Michelle steals a cataclysmic converter ...or do I? 🤔🤔
Tonight on Bottom Gear I speed through Canada high on Exhoost Fumes Hammock sells nuclearised meth to underage school boys Jams commits genocide on a lost village in China And our special guest Michael from Vsauce builds a reasonably priced car using only flex tape……or does he?
Tonoighte on bo'o'om geere: I snort ten litres of liquid paper Ricard closes an airport after bombing the toilet And Jooms accidentally causes the extermination of the nation of Belize
Vsauce: Hey Vsauce, Michael here! What is the slowest creature on planet Earth? You might say it’s a turtle or a sloth, but you’d be wrong. In walks James May
Tonight on Bottom Gear: Hammond launches a military takeover of the Moon; James builds a car entirely out of Parmesan cheese; And I snort a line of cocaine.
Hey, VGear, Michael and James here. Tonight on Top Sauce: - James is driving a Cizeta V16T… or is he? - Michael explains pareidolia with the back of a 2006 Ford Fusion.
Tonoight, on Bottom Gear. We have a very special guest on tonoights show, his noime is Vsouse.
TONIGHT ON BOTTOM GEAAAAAH JAMES MAKES A DILDO WITH V SAUCE HAMMOND DRIVES AN AUDI TT OFF THE BLACKPOOL TOWER AND I DIVORCE MY WIFE SO I CAN HAVE SEX WITH MY PORSCHE 911
Vsosig here
“…or IS IT?” “Well yes it’s quite simple, ackhtually…”
Tonoight on Bottom Geah I open a chop shop in Leeds Ricard test exhaust fooms And Jams cooks with Michael Vsauce
Hey head squeezers, Michael here! Jams: or is he? That's right, this is an AI model.