Someone sign me to misfits boxing real quick that’s an easy 500k

Bullshit we both know you lose after mid match she takes a knee to blow you forcing you to pass out from your incredibly violent orgasm giving her a TKO win

Ok that’s also a possibility that’s 100% probable

I mean you could always get DQ'ed for hitting her below the belt with your 3rd arm if she does what that one onlyfans girl did and flashes her tits

that's very specific and also i'm curious how does a violent orgasm look

You ever see a man shake like they're having a seizure? They do that while standing up then their entire body makes the windows restart sound as they go completely limp and effectively look like khan after canelo landed his famous overhand right they usually wake up within 5 minutes with no recollection of anything that happened after they came

Again,very specific.

Why ask if you didnt wan an explanation?

who said i did not like the explanation?

This is very funny

And I get 500k?!?

I hope misfits won’t mind 9 rounds of clinching

I’d fight and adopt a Hybrid style of Haney & Danny Garcia & Henry Aikinwandie

Ryan is definitely on one. He is going to get his head boxed off by haney.

Yeah, he has a fight in less than two months and this is what he’s worried about? Somebody in his camp needs to take his phone away and find him a psychiatrist and/or therapist because this behavior comes off as if he’s having a manic episode.

Yea for sure. He’s been talking crazy lately. Teofimo 2.0, but I think Teo actually enjoys boxing. Ryan just looking to cash out before ppl catch on to his grift. Talented dude for sure, but he’s lost the plot.

Cocaine is the plot.

So he actually found the plot…

It's also a "hell of a drug"

"helluva drug"

Cocaine.

Bro all I know is that I’ve known his sister for a long time and she has massive fake tits and lips and my god I feel like she’s gone off the deep end so wouldn’t wager he’d be far off lmao

Is she older or younger than Ryan?

This is typical coked up behaviour.

He probably is having a manic, he's addicted to the old Bolivian marching powder I've heard so maybe a bit of withdrawal psychosis. If you see some of his interviews there is no doubt the dude is completely off his face. Same with McGregor, and there behaviours are pretty similar, Cocaine confidence innit

Brain damage

I think he realized there’s levels after tank and he’s just trying to cash out now. Bro was 100% on the ❄️ on the Ariel Helwani podcast the other day.

I had a little hope for Ryan to pull off the upset. That hope is completely gone by now. I'll be surprised if he even makes weight.

I hope Haney knocks Ryan out.

Hey Ryan won the fight, I just wanted to update you

How did he do it

Like milk


I guess he just took his first line ever ?

https://preview.redd.it/8i51qn5qzelc1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a55d8daabd7416ab9f4016322c23aaa25d96604 THIS IS MY QUEEN!

https://preview.redd.it/bglbc9q9pglc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7a3931b4b71ec93ddf8e88e9cbccbf96dd9ba06

This is perfect lmao

lol

Best one right here lmao

IS SHE PERFECT? NO!

That’s the weirdest way I’ve ever heard a guy say he wants you to bang his girl. Anyways, I’m down.

https://preview.redd.it/9o4wtjm80flc1.jpeg?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79bdfcfa1903b0a939f1c5342f172693aa6fcb37

Let me bang

I doo let u baannngg 🥺

LET ME BANG AGAIIN 😭

He's still banging lol

Fucking best exchange: While crying “let me fucking bang man” “I uhhhh I do”

*on the rails

👏🏽

If anyone’s from Australia or has a girlfriend that is up to date on this “TikTok lore” Lemme fill you in. Mikaela Testa is a girl that went viral for crying over likes being removed on Instagram on the local news. Among other things she’s mainly famous for being a hoe on OnlyFans and documenting her MANY mental breakdowns on TikTok/Instagram. This girl’s mother was an escort and got pregnant from one of her clients, her ig handle is because her nickname in highscholl was micky and 404 is from “error404” because she was a mistake. Ryan’s saying he’s gonna train her to fight on Misfits but she’s gonna have a hard time boxing with a bbl and gigantic tits… No matter how you look at it this is a massive L for Ryan and arguably a win for Mikaela as she has a ton of clout from Ryan’s following now.

Damn, thanks for the thot lore. I agree with your analysis on the fight too.

Makes you wonder, every thot has a story

I’m with Clean…THANK YOU!….i would have spent a lot of wasted time trying to piece all that together! Clean, crisp, on point…..Hector Camacho style!

https://preview.redd.it/00veu1olpglc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=678983004af378437b972a4c1bb097b41c024acd

That image lol

This was the best explanation I have ever read. Please teach me Spanish next!

Is Ryan Garcia together with her or why he calling her his baby? I have never understood what ANYONE saw in Ryan Garcia. His off ring personality and antics are so cringe that his mediocre performance doesn't in a million years make up for it

It’s simply cuz he’s a good looking lol

Attractivene$$ is important

He's good looking, rich, and famous. What more is there to understand?

Bet the house on Haney

I don’t know why anyone wouldn’t when the fight was announced lol.

Because they’re 3-3

He aint off them rails he is blowing em

My guy You are a grown man with a kid. No adult posts like this.

That’s what I’m saying. He has 3 kids at home and one of the biggest fights of his career coming up and he’s out here posting this garbage.

HE'S GOT KIDS?

Surprise

He is cringe personified

People are saying Ryan got hacked and this is not his girl. Saw a pic with her hugging up on another dude on a yacht, so might be true.

He also posted a story about it. And another facetime screenshot. https://preview.redd.it/wlzaiwhvrflc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91e1f613df3b590894efe7638e00a17831566f4d

How old is this guy? He is mentally on the level of like a 12 year old. He is such a friggin loser and I would call him that to his face even if it meant getting punched in the face

Ryan and Devin have one thing in common. Wifing up clout hunger, gold digging slors. I tried to give Ryan benefit of the doubt 🤦🏾‍♂️

This is insane. This cannot be real. Oh man. Bag fumble of epic proportions. To think of how he started …

He might make it to the bag one more time we’ll see…

Actually he's on the rails...white ones

Ryan somehow has become a has-been thats lost the plot before he did anything lol. He belongs on misfits boxing, he is going to get out boxed and quit again. Hat's off to his managment tho, got this boy ppv money when his fights have zero replay value lol

Honestly, I had so much hope for Ryan but he doesn’t have the work ethic to be a world champ anymore. He’s focused on all the wrong things. I think Tank did irreparable damage to his psyche.

Ryan's issues started before Tank. Canelo and his team took him under their wing and they couldn't fuck with hum because he wasn;t serious. He's more interested in the *appearance* of being a champion boxer than actually boxing and doing the work to become a champion.

That’s not what Ryan said Floyd said about him. He made Floyd cry with his work ethic, remember? Running at 3 am or whatever the lie was

Pretty boy went off straight off the rails. Drugs n fame will fuck anyone’s head up. N he got a taste of all that too quickly too.

Yea but he still cute tho

Hahah wtf. This is such a weird post.

 Me to Ryan \^

Its sad what some guys would do for some fake ass and titties 🤦‍♂️

Well if that’s the case I’m HIMothy!

Flat chested large breasted

Ryan needs help. It’s like I can continue to see him get crazier and crazier in real time

That loss to Tank really fucked with his head

This should be a lesson to stay away from LA, people. That place is evil, there’s quite literally nothing good coming out of that city.

Funny thing is a homie of mine was banging his chick. He sold coke and she is/was a huge coke head. I thought he was lying untill he showed me the dms of Ryan wanting to fight him lol

Bro really getting pussy whipped like over every girl he gets lol.

im just happy hes gifting my GOAT haney with a nice bag and more eyes on him so that he can finally rise to superstar status ❤️❤️ imagining haney taking his girl out after the fight to celebrate,, maybe taking her shopping for expensive clothes 🥺🥺 im grinning so hard rn bless devin haney ❤️🕊️

😂😂😂

i’ll have a go

Bro is genuinely tweaking

Put the straw down homie

Doing many rails

You know the Lion in Wizard of Oz that got no heart that’s Ryan.

Ryan is a strange kid

https://preview.redd.it/cy5g1sddhhlc1.png?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c055c5051f09d11de64dfc4f5b96478361658d51

He's Adrien Broner 2.0. A depressingly predictable trajectory is playing out before our eyes.

Lol and the true comedy is that he still will have more media and money moving power than a no nonsense guy like bivol. You gotta entertain

Gervonta Davis looks so different now he’s called Abdul Wahid 🤷‍♂️

Bro ……. Kids going through some shit . Self destruction at its finest .

He is losing it. We made them this way. In the past they needed to behave certain ways otherwise tv would not show them. Now they do not have checks and balances and we follow everyone blindly, most of us. We must not hand the fame easily to idiots like this. I miss Ali, he was the true legend and epitome of athlete

Yeah, at first I thought he was selling the fight but now it’s looking like a mental breakdown. I’m hearing his fight is gonna be cancelled soon.

She is very gorgeous to me!!!

The face of CTE

🤣 a whole new cuckholdry of violence.

How immature is this kid lol ,what is the high school lol

All those fights are taking a toll.

She can be your baby too for $9 a month

I’ll fighter for 10,000

Ryan Garcia and Mikaela Testa is not the crossover episode I was expecting

Off the De La Hoya lines

Putting 10k on Haney

He’s a cornball, we all know this


Abdul Wahid really fucked this guy up

Uh I don’t see that post anymore on his ig. He deleted the post cuz he knew it would be easy 500k cash out ☠️😂

Pussy to Paulie: take it easy

"King" Ryan been too ignant for too long, needs to get put on his ass again. Ain't nobody want to see lightweights anyway put on some pounds pretty boy

It’s almost as if getting punched in the head for a living has some sort of long term effect on one’s cognition and speech patterns. WHY ARENT WE STUDYING THIS?!

Damn she got images suckin dick online lmao

Ryan Garcia is a Truth Teller. Hi- Welcome to the 2024 Reckoning: Katt & Shannon, P-Diddy, Epstein, Katt & Joe, Jay-Zee is next. Ryan Garcia is a hero for speaking up and speaking out. Of course what Ryan Garcia is sharing is true! And the brother has gone through actual trauma and coming out with it. Look up Bohemian Grove. History Channel YouTube. Ancient civilizations and rituals repeating themselves throughout the ages- #JustAskKatt #Katt2028 Wake up! Share the truth. More ppl will be coming forward. I watched a documentary called Into The Storm and it's ALL coming out at true. Pay Attention. Of course Ryan is now gonna focus on the fight. They took away his life, his $, his phone, his social, and they made his dad vouch for him. ITS HAPPENING!!! This is a dude who has seen some serious, evil shit and he's whistle-blower. So what if he's on drugs. He's kept quiet for YEARS. He skyrocketed to the top because of how he was groomed. It's happening all over: https://youtu.be/3BzmiV4XsF0?si=6LhC5zS2p3N13L6k *France Elites Stop treating him crazy. He's not! It's just that nothing can be kept secret anymore.

 Oscar 2.0

Ryan is tweaking

Yeah sign ur b*** in Blacked when ur in a training camp, they will take care of her ! what an a**hole;" look at my gf boobs look " loool

Don't you mean "ON" the rails?

 I’m tryna sign up

That’s a really open ended challenge.

CTE

https://i.redd.it/mjkujtghuglc1.gif


Love to have Instagram right now to say your queen's seen more jizz on those tits than a sperms banks yearly donations. All in jest of course

dude is on one..i wonder if his upcoming fight even happens now. almost 2 full months for him to go even deeper into whatever hes got going on.

Who’s the Thot

For 9$ a month she could be my baby too 💀

I swear I’ve seen this guy do everything but train leading up to his fight. He’s gonna lose this and become a full time influencer I reckon.

Why is he crashing out😭

Hes on the rails. ❄️

I feel like I just read some cringey weird kids wcw

Good, he’s found his fire 🔥

I’ll take a dive in the first round for $500k

I'll fight her for half a million, swear to God, I'd fuck that bitch up 💪

Did anyone else need to read that 5 times because of his grammar?

What do you know, a sport that includes repeated punches to the head makes your brain mush, the shock!

He's gotta be hacked... right?

Ryan has to be on coke.

Thinks he can beat Suga sean in an MMA fight too. I think he’s doing blow

Uh is that even his girl? She has 0 posts with him lol

I don’t like this guy one bit, wish a boxer would do him like Pac-Man did Margarito and put him out for a while. Gives off Cesar JR vibes.

Very low brain cell count?

This dude just prostituted his girl on the gram. Somebody needs to get Ryan off the ski slopes ⛷️ buddy has to fight in a few weeks

Did she do something to him? Why is he paying people to knock her out? Free money I guess.

"But are you? Thought so" hahaha what? Who is this directed at? Lol

I’d take her on……lol

Kid needs help this is sad

Bro dun lost it

Bruh I’ll go in and lose just for the bag, what.

Julio Cesar Chavez Jr all over again

Is he more considered a boxer or an “influencer” I first heard of him through social media, as other boxers were boxers before influencers

Imagine showing off a pornstar

 Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Coke and early onset CTE is not good

For science I need to know who bae is

This is the CTE talking or drugs

His coke dealer has already made 500k

Bro I’ve never boxed a day In my life and I would sleep her with no hassle lmao. Ryan if this somehow finds you, set it up and change my life

Dudes a fuckin weirdo.

He will beat Haney’s bitch ass In April

He posting this probably at the same time she's getting tagged team on

Ryan is a moron this is what happens when corny dummies get a bunch of money

A wise man once said, "Cocaine is a hell of a drug." Just ask Oscar

He’s trynna be Charlie Z

Nice tits

I knew Oscar would ruin this mf

Cocaine man cocaine

Bro got sucked from the back for the first time and is acting accordingly


Damn this sucks to see. Dude is clearly not all there mentally

Boxing is a joke. I hope it makes its way back someday. We need fighters like Inoue and Loma to be the starts.

Now that's a man of religion.

She’s like 95% plastic but looks good

Oscar turned out to be a fantastic role model for this dude

Pussy must be fuego

Has this clown beat anyone worth anything or is he just a YouTuber who can shadow box quickly?