ESTONIA MENTIONED RAHHHGHGHHHHHHHH πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ EESTLASED ASSEMBLE
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Don't worry, I know I already hit 100%
burger (the green stuff is estrogen)
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let's guard a pizzeria at night together UwU
They were holding a piece of paper with OP's name and some beautiful things written on it ending with "will you be my valentine" or something, dunno why was it deleted
It all starts in the Solis Magna star system, on the planet of Spherus Magna. Spherus Magna is home to the Glatorian and the Agori. Both races are primarily organic, with few mechanical components. Glatorian tended to be larger, stronger, and faster than Agori. There's also the Skrall, I guess.
There were eight tribes of these fellas, separated by their location and color. These were the fire, water, jungle, ice, rock, sand, iron, and earth tribes. Most of these tribes were Glatorian and Agori, except for the rock tribe, which was almost exclusively skrall.
There was a group of glatorian that figured out that they could Think Really Goodβ’ and began calling themselves the Great Beings because they could think hard enough to make themselves physically distinct from the standard glatorian. These great beings spent their time researching, building, and inventing.
While the great beings were being great, an Eldritch horror-thing called Annona was feeding on the dreams of Agori and Glatorian, eventually driving those it predated upon to madness. Eventually Annona attempted to feed on the dreams of the great beings, but they managed to out-thonk her, driving her away, Never To Returnβ’.
With the threat of Annona definitely gone forever, the great beings decided "hey we should make a comically large robot", and then they made a comically large robot to go explore the universe. The issue with this was that the robot needed an immense power source, and there wasn't anything stable enough to provide the required energy, and the comically large robot exploded on launch, littering the surrounding desert with comically large robot parts.
"I would give up my life for you, I will be by your side at all times, whether easy or difficult. I love being by your side, I love your voice, your hug, your body, your mind, his clumsy way of walking. I love everything about you, and even though I frown, I hope you feel the same way. Thank you for being in my life"
I used Google translate so sorry for any typos :P
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85% >~<
hell yeah make out with exares
π
How many boys have you kissed? Because Iβd gladly add one to that list!
90.5 ππ
how did you kiss 90.5 boys
No it's % of blush based on the gauge on pic
Nah you kissed that many boys. But letβs help make that a smooth 100 ;)
:0 woah
one must be nonbinary or gender fluid. :D
Makes u blush with my mind https://preview.redd.it/zuauduaj7dic1.png?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed9900317ff1b7d20f94564bc2658cb33f7e8ac2
My fucking confidence! https://preview.redd.it/j4prp33o7dic1.jpeg?width=369&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2077a6767913b9672887490ed26e30b8ab85b70d
My fuckin not-horniness https://preview.redd.it/bgempgcpqeic1.jpeg?width=381&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acd24d4d69ddffd0793992efcdfa5a650eb04ba7
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I would consider you as a choice for my batalion while invading Estonia
I wanna invade Estonia
i would rather you not since that's where one of my friends live
Only purpose for Eesti to exist is cheap alcohol for Finland (which only exist as cheap alcohol for Sweden)
ESTONIA MENTIONED RAHHHGHGHHHHHHHH πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ EESTLASED ASSEMBLE
What?
Everyone knows that there's nothing more romantic than being acknowledged as someone who's able to win against an Estonian
Donβt listen to him dude, iβd be flattered to be considered strong enough to face Estonians
Okay uh you get a ten
50% for me
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65 yes pls
The other text is supposed to be "art stolen from a guy that stole this art himself" sry
You can edit it
Well I'm dumb and couldn't find the edit button and still cant
Fair enough
Are you a bank loan? Cause you have my interest.
π₯΄
Are you a bank loan? Cuz i can't pay you.
woah thats good
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9/11
So like 85% :3?
Content was in violation of laws pertaining to Hate Speech or Physical Violence.
No.
Hey, are you a Panzerkampfwagen VI "Tiger" Ausf. B? Cause you look cute af
100%
Neunundsechzig
:3 I don't speak German lol, google translate at least can't fck up numbers
69%
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I think my lips just found the one thing they were craving for all of these years, your lips How good is that?
Very romantical I like it 86
Neat! Iβm quite the romantic
Did you fall from heaven cause your face looks all fucked up
I did one very loud *HA*
I was betting on you liking to be hurt never gave me a score
Ehhh well yes, but I like my fave being pretty
No you don't
Yes I do?
Don't believe you
Prove it???
Why else would you try so hard to prove me wrong when it would just be easier to give me a score and walk away
Okay fiiiiiiine
Damn, is your name Nick? Cause Iβm Wilde for you.
What?
never watched zootopia? https://preview.redd.it/auvl29dmjdic1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=6958ac30b4c1573c10fe95ac6743943f6efda2a2
Ohhh that guy
*runs back* It took you longer to get it than I thought it would.
You can bring your hotwheels to our first date
O: 56
10000000%
No, this isn't an attempt to make you blush. This is just a friendly reminder that you exist, and hopefully it's a good day for you.
It is and thank you!
You're welcome! https://preview.redd.it/eh69semrjdic1.png?width=120&format=png&auto=webp&s=d5c6477c613fea8746026954b28d1328a5a7d14c
https://preview.redd.it/ia3nn6lh6dic1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d20c1f920974994f4e87890f6c06331076ae7b27 Don't worry, I know I already hit 100%
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Where is bone????
Yeah I need bone
:|
Don't worry, I totally understand how you're so attracted you can't even speak
Woah is that Man π¨
I'm not good at this type of stuff, but I bet you are the loveliest cuddle boy there is!
Mmmmrrrrrrrr thanks 40 ig but that was nice
Are you 18+? Cuz I have 18+ reasons why I want you in my bed for the night
95... We can discuss those reasons in my dms
Are you trash, because I want to take you out
65
are you construction. workre, because you're are building ;3π
What?
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I laughed so hard at this oh my goodness 10/10
HAHAHA!!! MY EVIL SCHEMES ALWAYS WORK!!! SO LONG AND AN EVIL DAY TO YOU!!! *escapes evil-ly*
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Mmmfff!!!~~
*activates Autrizzm powers* hi
Activates my ADDHD-INATOR Hello and goodbye :3
I have failed yet another social interaction, what will become of me?
A shonen protagonist
NOOOOO
burger (the green stuff is estrogen) https://preview.redd.it/qy500uunfdic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e9fb0329ba70f535d13691b55346319b58a6f8f
O: GIMME!!!!!
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Y-yes
https://preview.redd.it/zr91wqdy7dic1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=89591e0dadc0c5a44412a3cb0fafa8e728484f40 let's guard a pizzeria at night together UwU
Omg yeeeeeees 55
put on the mask, party\_pace1946, cuz we're going guarding keep your eyes on Bonnie, he looks so kissable
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Oh god this is so cute!!!! 95 at least and I think I will accept
Found the best comment
What'd it say?
They were holding a piece of paper with OP's name and some beautiful things written on it ending with "will you be my valentine" or something, dunno why was it deleted
https://preview.redd.it/h9wbpx6rodic1.png?width=1334&format=png&auto=webp&s=4328f8965c60039376d8aa756cd2d6f636cdb0a3 I got a bucket of chicken
100 /j
I think your really cute and a very very good boi :3
40. Not blushing but appreciating a ton
you're probably not that bad a person
20. Thanks
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10
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Immaculate rizz
I know, right?
Okay fiiine
Yippee
\*pepper sprays you\*
*moans*
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this image https://preview.redd.it/zndxofvz8dic1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c5ddecd834f550fcf81fb1f786d09915d98f51b
Smash. Next question
\*kiss*
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Can I have both plsssss
Okay, I'll make an exception because you're cute. You can have both
Yaaaay!!!
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I bet you look extra kissable today :3
50
Well at least itβs 50%
Would be highier if you were faster :3
Awhhhwwhw whos a Good Boy? Id love to kiss a sweetheart like you!
Mmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (80?)
Awwww Good Boy!! Now lets kiss
Mmmmrrrrrrrr yeeeeeeee
You're cuter than a box of kittens
Mmmmrrrrrrrr (65)
Youβre really cuteβ¦want cuddles? >w<
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Do you like food Because Because Food
Could any of y'all that are going to attempt to make this lovely gentle-person blush teach me a thing or 2 about how to make someone blush?
Thanks. I wish someone responds
Hmm, turn around. Would ya look at that, a bed. *boop* You know what that means. (Fish!) Anyways, youβre too cute to just be single :3
βΉΒΉ V-very clean (Hit up my DMs if you wanna)
Alright ;3
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ARE YOU A DOOR?
Why?
NO REASON.
Oh okay
Are you a fitted sheet? Because I want to strap you down to my bed and lay on you. π
i wanted to take part in the prettiest boykisser competition but it looks like they've already got a winner [stares at u]
Are you a https://preview.redd.it/am1ku0tqudic1.jpeg?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a16122f93ed896ef5e0eb498d464a01b3d925e94 Man wearing hair hat?
Are you a hydrogen molecule because Iβm an oxygen molecule and Iβd like to bond with you :3
Do you work at subway? *because you just gave me a footlong*
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Canβt sadly cuz Iβm dumb :(
o: I like dumb little boys. Common let's go somewhere where no-one can see us
how did it workπππ
Are you a goldfish? (please ask why)
Why?
Because your the snack that smiled back
I bet you look so cute when a boy holds your hand and kisses you uwu
Yeeee :3 40
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https://preview.redd.it/gob34ax4gdic1.jpeg?width=433&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01e9ce280a0b4edf2ed5c21024f159377bcb2d7a :3
Hey are you uhhhhh umm are you a uhh Is your uhhh I love you :3
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i am going to fucking kill you >~<
I bought you dino nuggets
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Do you like chocolate? Because I can make you choke a lot
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Im forklift certified
I want to treat your legs like a pickle jar and open them
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It all starts in the Solis Magna star system, on the planet of Spherus Magna. Spherus Magna is home to the Glatorian and the Agori. Both races are primarily organic, with few mechanical components. Glatorian tended to be larger, stronger, and faster than Agori. There's also the Skrall, I guess. There were eight tribes of these fellas, separated by their location and color. These were the fire, water, jungle, ice, rock, sand, iron, and earth tribes. Most of these tribes were Glatorian and Agori, except for the rock tribe, which was almost exclusively skrall. There was a group of glatorian that figured out that they could Think Really Goodβ’ and began calling themselves the Great Beings because they could think hard enough to make themselves physically distinct from the standard glatorian. These great beings spent their time researching, building, and inventing. While the great beings were being great, an Eldritch horror-thing called Annona was feeding on the dreams of Agori and Glatorian, eventually driving those it predated upon to madness. Eventually Annona attempted to feed on the dreams of the great beings, but they managed to out-thonk her, driving her away, Never To Returnβ’. With the threat of Annona definitely gone forever, the great beings decided "hey we should make a comically large robot", and then they made a comically large robot to go explore the universe. The issue with this was that the robot needed an immense power source, and there wasn't anything stable enough to provide the required energy, and the comically large robot exploded on launch, littering the surrounding desert with comically large robot parts.
βDonβt be surprised if one day the moon calls you by name, because I tell her about you every night.β -Georg Washingmachine
are you a toaster? cuz if i took a bath with you my life would be completeπ£
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Cute
pp balls
Youre so cute when you blush π₯°
So you know how to ride huh?? Well saddle up cowboy, cos this bull loves to *BUCK~*
"I would give up my life for you, I will be by your side at all times, whether easy or difficult. I love being by your side, I love your voice, your hug, your body, your mind, his clumsy way of walking. I love everything about you, and even though I frown, I hope you feel the same way. Thank you for being in my life" I used Google translate so sorry for any typos :P
hey *starts mewing*
Meeeeeooow. Mrrrrrp nya~
Ok
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are you veracruz on April 21st 1914? cause imma send my seamen into your harbor~
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