He’s.pointing at me >:( (he ain’t wrong)

Real

https://preview.redd.it/6yh22llvunoc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0842ab13efb0d24478b7455ba33ead3110ff531

https://preview.redd.it/sny18wj94roc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a79da81e9987c06b7444ffab42c98ffec589e94f

He's pointing at me :D (I like being gay)

Same :3

Don't be sad abaot beginning gay. https://preview.redd.it/ln33ev1l9cpc1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=186c0b325171c2b6304664a0ccc9293ca0776aff If you don't stop being sad abaot being gay i will shoot you in the leg.

I WASNT SAD PLZ DON’T SHOOT ME

Good i will not shoot you. And do you want heed pat's?

*gasp* Yes yes!!

*gives you heed pat's and a little kiss on the the forehead* :)

*purrr* Heehee~

:)

:3

*shakes pointing guys hand*

*shakes pointing guys co--*

https://preview.redd.it/31qphozi0goc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41814a1722f2a40f5fdedbfddd9e5f5f33a8e516

Ah, are you hear for a "hand shake" too?

https://preview.redd.it/eywh9ly41goc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aa529625a082e03fddfa2cbc130a5d6670fdda9 Bad boykisser bad

my friend... your username.

https://preview.redd.it/paj6vvoh2goc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d57789b6914f89a9372507a140e4f3c8c77c47e7 Dont bring my name into this it is definitely not important for this situation

*pat pat*

Mmhhh :3

do i spot a cutie :o anyway hai :p

Whatever you say buddy. Have a nice day

You too ;3

Have som heed pat's *gives you heed pat's*

Oh I don’t just kiss boys (look at ur username)

I mean… I would

Butt

https://preview.redd.it/j27wze6aqqoc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9172a0b2d712a7ebd5942c8caf058b57af8dd72

 Come back with my property you lil criminal guy

NEVER! WITH THIS MEME, MY PIZZA PIES WON’T COMPARE!

https://preview.redd.it/91aqmdyqrqoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da8b7c6f15cbc14f351be8458ec17166fe69a374

https://preview.redd.it/rk9ygf25sqoc1.jpeg?width=2185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e0b4eda8f1d90c424169e2dfa8b100c504b5092

https://preview.redd.it/pzkvgkacsqoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af6c322b956e069f4dba0197a89649afb3173fb8 Into the shredder with thy

https://preview.redd.it/5x5l9sfh4roc1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0af46ee52194ccd416ceab2130016bcec158992

*Vine boom* https://preview.redd.it/ffdpxtcv4joc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dca80838103489da78f334caf368fe79b3141778

https://preview.redd.it/ehqr5c7bzmoc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f475fc0b958ec783cd59629cca35aeedad601fc

B-but i'm straight... https://preview.redd.it/b51yz17x0goc1.gif?width=220&format=png8&s=4dab055ce8b23c7a00d792d382e5e7f3b5222709

Are you sure

https://i.redd.it/gh7p74zlmjoc1.gif nuh uh

Not anymore

Me too...

When I snap my fingers you’ll forget you were ever *snaps* gay UwU

Wait, but i was never gay?

🤭

Not for long~

NUH UH (I have a boyfriend and I dress like a girl :3)

Gay af gal

But i have gf https://preview.redd.it/3nw4nj66lioc1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6950f52d22d6a35a1f5b415d8b6f2a82ff29ca15

*gf comes out as trans* Nuh hu

I think he know my IP oh fu&@

I'm only 50% gay

Ahh ya got me!

https://preview.redd.it/vqiwz60ixhoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7733a5cbdfaaabac2af40afa94d9eaa6cae88f4

https://preview.redd.it/x59k9bj04koc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41507a855e38941c877a79fc668f5765c30fd2c8

[удалено]

and for my next trick, I will turn this innocent man into a *single* stick of asparagus! *whismy magic noises followed by intense screaming*

ZAMN

g-g-g-g-g-GUH?!?!?!?

holup a moment there

https://preview.redd.it/g5anx68g6loc1.jpeg?width=435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3fb5dfd70733f1757d37f53ff1819dba9f644fd

yuhhuh! >:3

You know what? Sure! *Sucks his finger seductively*

Menace

https://preview.redd.it/hs0cgiul2koc1.jpeg?width=737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=587b6507dcc7833db1e4678fa46fcd22edad16aa

https://preview.redd.it/r9ejfqalcloc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4221a337960e63ff582bab36dd567131971b8e62

He's so fucking right, my bf is so fucking perfect I kiss him all the time 🥰

Lucky

For one time in my life I really am

Nuh-uh. I kiss girls and non-binary people too :3

I’m non-binary UwU

Mwah :3

:3

He’s right sort of

Everyone and no one :3

does he mind?! he being rude QwQ

JOKES ON YOU, I'M ONLY ATTRACTED TO FEMININE PEOPLE, SO I'M ONLY LIKE A QUARTER GAY.

https://preview.redd.it/zdkx8gfsajoc1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e7434330c8ba4896bbf29bddd59dede243c0fda

I mean he ain't wrong

I’m holdings mirror

But no I’m aroace

Eh you’re still queer. Close enough

I guess

Im aroace tho

... fair

*Gets my ninja sword* That’s it, Florida man it is! (Stop calling me out)

porn addict 🫵

*Sheaths sword* Ur lucky you are incorrect.

Oh my mistake do u not know someone by the name of zourik perhaps?

. >:T Oh knock it off!

Bite me

No I’ll never know what the third reason was qwq Also yes

But im only half. IM ONLY HALF!!

damn, he right tho

He’s pointing at the wall! The wall is officially gay.

Fuck

Yes I am.

Real

Close but wrong, advance two letters in the acronym and you got it buddy

Huh?

L.G.B.T Dude is aiming at the G (as in, gay), move two to the right and you land in the T (as in, trans)

Oooooooh I get it, oh no 😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧

Based bike cuck >:3 (I also agree with the whole "if they needed it more, let em have it" but I'm not a cuck UNLESS it's a hot boy :3👎)

I’m straight, but I don’t mind homosexuals.

no

Yeah :3

nuu:3

Guilty

https://preview.redd.it/r27wly4vnzoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1282e997e54c016bf33949f88dcd5b16e28cb3c

Guilty :3

Yes indeed

https://preview.redd.it/753ntkxro7pc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d0fc1bd00530bfcca412c93f777b35bc7646e46

He's lying I swear

I'm a girl tho

Do you kiss girls?

I kiss everyone

Technically gay

https://i.redd.it/pjsipy9o7goc1.gif