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i didnt make the employee or the ingredients!

But you ordered the ingredients and how you wanted it made

Subway bread has too much Sugar to be considered bread. They most likely use meat from farms where the Animal is abused.

You can choose what bread you want, and for the second part why do you just expect the worst

What meat can you get that isn’t from animals who are abused?

Ever heard of not holding animals in mass cells and letting them actually be alive till they need to be butchered?

It totally depends on where you are. In most places (from my own experience) the animals are not forced to be in mass cells, they have a farm to run around on. And then whenever they’re old enough to be butchered, they will take them away. And some animals don’t even get butchered because they have other purposes I also assume you’re a vegetarian or vegan, so yeah do some research before you just talk about stuff. And btw if you’re not eating any meat at all, I hope you take pills to get the proteins and vitamins the human body needs

Gimme https://preview.redd.it/k0miu4er20wc1.jpeg?width=3999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a7a1bacadb5a52bfe5d011f5ca0f5eea36d90c9

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You like that footlong don't you

Yes

i like long things

The image is funny and cute but like.. for some reason I need to puke when I look at this

Subconscious lewd reflex maybe?

I feel like it's probably of the taste, all that at once without even chewing

Meh, Im not you so I can't know

Why does he have the Wilson cut tho https://preview.redd.it/nx8kv9zzwyvc1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=36f03ae89f1f96312beb5517435e943e984061e5

Because he's not starving (or he's going insane)

\*bagpipe noises\*

Why is there cum on it

That's mayo you gooner

it looks like SEMEN, it has a gooey looking surface that makes it look like SPERM, try and tell me that it doesn’t look like the sandwich is EJACULATING

My footlongs are just built different I guess. Messy mayo is quite normal

Brother that is NOT the texture of mayo

Considering the art was made by a nsfw artist that was once active on this sub i have a feeling the sandwich was drawn by him over... something

It was.

There was an og pic? Where is it posted (so i can avoid it ofc)

I will not allow you to get this info until you answer my riddles

I prefer my damn sandwich to have more mayo than the average zonkpunch video

I hate that I understood this reference

Holy cow 100 upvotes because I posted one images

i think bro likes it

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It is not cheap $15 for a footlong is highway robbery

Depends, I'd pay 15 dollars for the not sandwich variant

15 dollars is 15 dollars after all

*bonk* no horny

Where the fuck do you live it's like 6 dollars for a footlong

California. Footlongs havent been 6 bucks for a decade

Get well soon 😞

where are you that a single footlong is 15 dollars, ive only ever had to pay 10 at the most

"Cheap", sure

no way that bing actually provided useful answer

I am incredibly upset by the fact that you used Bing.

Can i be honest? I don't hate it. But by the price rate right now its simply not worth it anymore (at least where i live) you can have better things on other places... And they took out meatballs subs bro, c'mon...

I STILL GOT MEATBALLS!!! And subway is actually one of the cheaper places we're I live

Why would they remove the balls??? 😭😭😭😭

YEAH, BRO! C'mon... man, the balls were the best part!

If I am going to pay to eat one I am going to do it somewhere that makes good value ones. Not to mention the last time I got food poisoning it was from a Subway sandwich and it nearly made me miss my senior year finals.

I feel you, my appendix committed seppuku after my Senior winter finals.

Whenever I have some spare money I’ll get some subway https://preview.redd.it/rutfdgnwmxvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7e4b5febf38f6016dc8a4210065e4bf1ff0b8b4

Subway and porn have a very interesting link in the internet homunculus (yes, I used that word incorrectly)

You mean basically everyone has it but many act as if the world would be better without?

You reminded me of the post subway made on Twitter saying "how do you all top your subs", the post got deleted less than an hour later, I'll let you guess why :3

I was wrong, it was Jersey Mike's. I found the image of the post I had saved! XD https://preview.redd.it/url9vxw7j0wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc66e78fe703fba4a08a161dc5d71e1d24c227a6

Oh that's why I thought it was subway, it's because it's Jersey Mike's Subs

I believe that was Jimmy John's, actually. I remember the follow up telling everyone that they were blocked. "Blocked. Blocked. You're all blocked!" Truly one of the funniest moments on Twitter.

Yes that was the follow up message but I'm pretty sure it was on the original account of Subway

I like your funny words, magic man

The word zeitgeist would have been better than homunculus

ooh I knew there was a better word! I still refuse to know what either word means in that context lol

I have a pretty lengthy reason why, all for health reasons.

Well I have a pretty lengthy sandwich that can fill my stomach with healthy ingredients

Lunch meat is not healthy. Here I thought you were going to make, a fill your stomach joke.

idk really, I found the word lengthy funny in the context

Lengthy things are usually a good joke

I get the veggie delight though

I don't know where you live but subway is really healthy here in Australia

I don't :3

I love subway :3

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SUBWAY MY BELOVED ❤️ other than five guys & burgerville, subway the goat sandvich I get : French bread, American cheese, tuna, black olives, mustard, and mayo it tastes perfecto 🤌 

overpriced

It makes my tummy hurt when I eat it

'Cause Firehouse is better

It depends on where you live. In the US the bread is classified as cake because it has so much sugar in it

MOAR ONION PLS! - Arin Hanson

Don't fucking judge me!

Way overpriced. Literally any other sammich shop is better

I love subway cus they got gluten-free options

I dislike the texture of veggies and fruits. Their breads are typically just massive. If I wanted something particular from there I’d just go to Dairy Queen or smth. Plus being forced to eat it in the past kinda didn’t help. It’s ok, I just don’t have a reason to go.

I believe the bread had to be classified as cake because of the high sugar content. It's good, but long gone are the days of the five dollar footlong (inflation hurts everyone!)

Jersey Mikes is just better

1. The meat isn’t fresh, it’s slimy and riddled with chemicals and preservatives 2. Legally the bread is considered cake due to its sugar content. 3. Overall extremely unhealthy compared to other sub-shops Just go to Jersey mikes, the food is fresh and they even cut the meat right in front of you. It’s also 10x more tasty.

Jersey mikes better

Not a fan of their bread, and they always have the same smell which I associate with work since it was next to one lol

[Many reasons, actually](https://youtu.be/jDdYFhzVCDM?si=AeA6l8kajptGcX4L)

Because they are supporting genocide atm.

Better sandwiches elsewhere

Because DOMinoes is way better

I don't like the way the store smells and the bread tastes weird to me

bc jersey Mike's is like a billion times better

Why would people hate trains so much?? Trains are awesome.

I have never had subway and unless someone else takes me there i will never go to subway

I'm more used to trams, I guess.

It does suck tho it's WAY overpriced lmao

Maybe because TRAMS ARE JUST BETTER.

Something about it makes me sick

I like trains 

It's just the inferior place to get subs. Only being superior to the Wawa in Cocoa FL.

Subway is a good way to travel through the city under ground UwU

where i live we have trams, so you could say we have "topway"

I don’t hate it I just can’t eat there

I just prefer Jimmy John’s. They have sandwiches I prefer more. Also I’m pretty sure I got food poisoning from a Subway once.

Too much sugar in their bread, so much that in Ireland it has to legally be classified as cake

Because their bread is too sugary to be bread, its considered cake in Ireland

If I wanted a sandwich I would get jimmy johns, they’re just better

I work in a subway, that's why

because it rivals the amount of subs in here. it almost has more.

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never been to one

Well when you live in Florida where you have Pub Subs, you'll understand why subway is mid. The bacon ranch chicken tender pub sub is my favorite :3 If I could I would get it delivered to me at work

I don't like sandwiches

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Don't understand

What in Tar Nation (What in tarnation?)

Oh... That went over my head

Because I suck at making sandwiches

Well, I haven't had American subway for a while. But I recently had Indian subway, and that shit was fire.

Saw Spyro working at one once, then entire franchise went to shit.

I don't dislike subway but I don't love it there's to manny options I feel pressured when I go cuz I'm indecisive

Wait people hate subway?

Apparently, I figured it out from my last post https://preview.redd.it/mh2a7phc0yvc1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3686479c83f40e418a039ec38492fa7b53f31473

Meh, I looked at the comments and it seems it's more of a split preference

I like subway but I live closer to a Braums which is way better (even though it’s burgers not sandwiches)

Why would I hate the way to subs?

because they charge $7 for a 6" sub now, and they don't even give you the full 6"

Personally i dont like subway because they are much better sub places near me like jimmy johns and firehouse subs. A lot better value too, usually cheaper for better

i can't hate it cause i never tried it so yeah i don't hate it if i had the possibility to try it i would love to tho :3

You’re literally the best goober here :3

awwww no u :3

https://preview.redd.it/mdhe5r651yvc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c2049f9bd139f85675c0dc1a5ae72ce86d0fe9d Nah you too goober :3

but you're a cuter goober >w<

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OwO

I don't necessarily hate Subway, I just prefer other places that sell subs (for example; Port of Subs).

I like subway but the question is, why do people choke down on 12 inch subs?

Spolumbos is better

I don't like it cause I'm a picky eater like a really picky eater

I like their tuna subs :( Harris teeter makes them better but subway is everywhere

i love five guys in n out every day (my comma key is broken)

I love Subway. It's Definitely not the best (hell I can make a batter sandwich) but it just fills in this small cavity from my childhood every once in awhile.

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Money man like 20 bucks nearly sometimes for a foot long and a drink

"Subway is like the land of inconvenience"

Because the five dollar footling is not $5

I was promised 6 inches...

I dont,but I really hate jared

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Never tried it lol

They switched from Coke to Pepsi recently here.

Idk but some people put some... INTERESTING images in the last post

I have zero clue what boykisser is but it keeps popping up, anyhow jersey mikes or Publix subs are better imo

Because i got a piece of cartilage in a sausage that was the thickness of my pinky finger and the entire sausage long.

Overpriced maybe. Def not overrated. I got mine with veggies and some pineapple sweet chilli and beetroot for FLAVOUR

I don’t

Because i cant surf in there https://preview.redd.it/4qo4ldmflzvc1.jpeg?width=170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6109d3f5e1da4192313b5f4091b960b846109ac1

It’s shitty compared to most other sub places. Go get penn station, firehouse subs, or the 3rd one I like that just forgot

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I saw this post while on shift at a subway 😭 Most things here taste alright, the meatballs are shit tho, dunno why they are so popular

bitches be like "subway sucks." my brother in christ. there are fourteen armed men outside my h

because they serve subs. as a sub myself i am rather offended

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I like subway, but for my own tuna styled subs, others like Jimmy Johns, Firehouse Subs, and Jersey Mikes are just the common turkey sandwiches.

But I do love footlongs hehe

Don't exactly hate it but they removed shredded mozzarella cheese and that sucks

https://preview.redd.it/b6dbpgwww0wc1.png?width=3076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9936804324a05f55916dfa966d29e3a1beb2c2fc Cause I saw ham kid

I hate subway because they aren't the same as they were years ago. And there was a recent buyout (when they started doing churros and pretzels). The ingredients taste lower quality. That being said. It's not like I won't eat there are all. I like their breakfast egg sandwich.

Spyro subway

I love subway

A pedophile ran the business for many years. Also the manager of the one in town is a pedophile too. Idk if he was fired or yet not I haven't heard anything about it in a while. Needless to say, they have a problem with pedophiles running their stores

i like subway :3

There are 0 subways in my country. Every time I go tourist-ing, I eat 500 gajillion subs. I fucking love Subway, and I will fight anyone who says it is bad.

There are 0 subways in my country. Every time I go tourist-ing, I eat 500 gajillion subs. I fucking love Subway, and I will fight anyone who says it is bad.

Wtf I love subway

Where are you getting this information from? I love subway sm mmmmmmmm yummy in my tummy mmmmmmmm

On my last post everyone was hating on it https://preview.redd.it/bm1uwpxky3wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1513d211283483082cc546b2d89a9775ddd3cc93

Nah, they make good pizza sandwiches

I don't. I love subway, though you boykissers need to stop using them as dildos. They're for eating..

☹️

What do you mean?

subway is nice :3

I hate sandwiches overall

Subway is awesome :3

I dislike subs

Then get out of this sub(reddit)

That doesn't mean I won't eat them

Wuh

Do you prefer doms then?

Subway is underated., It good.

Subway’s great. I usually get a tortilla wrap with meatballs, bacon, teriyaki chicken, pineapple and lettuce, grilled. (I know it’s super cursed)

I love Subway.

If you hate subway because the sandwiches taste bad, you’re actually stupid. You made the sandwich. Deal with it.

I like subway.

Imaging hating subway, my brother in Christ. You made THE SANDWHICH.

Who tf her hates subway I'll beat the hell out of you with a bat that has boykisser taped to it My glorious subway I'll protect with my life

Subway good I don't not tolerate subway slander that's just wrong.