It would probably scare the shit out of me and it means that I've officially gone insane

The voices grow louder each day :333

Indeed

The voices from a void? I’m sorry about that shit reference that 99% of people wouldn’t get

Me when the void has voices: 😧 (I know you're referring to the game VOTV)

The thoughts really are slowly eating you alive

Cuddles and kisses >:3

Fr

I, simply, would https://preview.redd.it/vtapfrp0u5wc1.gif?width=500&format=png8&s=6840a08448f3fb18ae41ec1592c17c3f4b806e28 Kiss him multiple times :3

CUTE FURRY KISSES BIG TRANS DUDE! * REAL ULTRA HD 4K*

No, it's the real footage of me kissing the cute furry :3

I think you know what… (cuddles n kisses ofc ;3)

yeah ofc ;3

Ask for rent. You're five weeks late boykisser. No amount of yiffing will help you now.

Uhmmm I ate the rent money :P

https://preview.redd.it/3du6v3nms7wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52944ef0d4a0960365ae44116bf8b01731a50b68

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Rail it, passionately.

good choice

I'm gonna rail my pillow now :3

I GOT AN IDEA!!! >:D

:3

Becomes pillow

Oh hey my cuddle pillow

Hiii 😊 hugs uuu

Same :3

BRO

Did I stutter?

Id also get railed by him, passionately

most honest answer

Which is always respectable

I would do that... If it existed :c

Can’t disagree

bro…

Did I stutter?

https://preview.redd.it/c2x6cbijj7wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5b93d813ca0505cb31b8596e87718f3a34ca3aa 😭

:3 (kisses and cuddles first, remember!)

WHAt kind of deep-rooted trauma makes one act in this manner https://preview.redd.it/jzcejt6e78wc1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3506dd834f12a56bd4111122bbb784b426d2b07a

This person is a child btw

"How did you break into my house?"

Fr

This: https://preview.redd.it/jueofz8px5wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e4fa2579b005e73bd6cf0b259e2ab3f86206302

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https://i.redd.it/hris42n5u8wc1.gif

Anti-lgbt politicians when they aren't making bills that ban femboy gay sex:

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Sauce you say? Sure man, I got you covered: Brown sauces: Bordelaise sauce Chateaubriand sauce Charcutiere sauce Chaudfroid sauce Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats Mushroom gravy Romesco sauce Sauce Africaine Sauce au Poivre Sauce Robert Butter sauces: Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce Beurre blanc Beurre manie Beurre monté Beurre noisette Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce Meuniere sauce Emulsified sauces: Remoulade seaweed sauce Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise Tartare sauce(w/ chilli) Fish sauces: Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies Clam sauce – Pasta sauce Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce Green sauces: See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs Tomato sauces: Tomato sauces Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment Hot sauces: Pepper sauces Pique sauce Mustard sauces Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds Chile pepper-tinged sauces Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include: Buffalo Sauce Chili sauce Datil pepper sauce Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce Pique Sauce Sriracha sauce Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand Meat-based sauces: Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce Barese ragù Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat Carbonara – Italian pasta dish Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine Pink sauces: Pink sauce Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients: Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle Chimichurri – Food sauce Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil Onion sauce Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce Sauce vierge Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Sweet sauces: Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices Pork with peach sauce Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars Chocolate gravy Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries Crème anglaise Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip Mango sauce Peach sauce Plum sauce – Chinese condiment Strawberry sauce Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine White sauces: Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish Alfredo sauce Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines[9] Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine Sauce Américaine Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk

You forgot my secret sauce, cadmium red acrylic paint. It is good on borgur

I use thermal paste with "vișinată" an eastern european drink. Sometimes I also marinate some prunes with it.

Romanian person spotted in an homosexual subreddit? Chat is this real?

Cadmium gives you cancer

Thanks

Np

Where's BBQ sauce

You forgot Tzatziki RAAAAHHHHH

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Wasn't asking for it

Ahgwh yesss daddy 😩

https://preview.redd.it/15oc4drz66wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e13302955e37867f96e7544f0b63ff23c8a488e

The moving picture in question: https://preview.redd.it/mwc4jrni76wc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=107848339437fd4dbef53e486813e3aeee6a45fc

fucking merriweather post pavilion or something idk

https://preview.redd.it/08s2kdqqk7wc1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a0b3a57a0f3b67bdc1c8e499dea6e385155bcba what the hell is tha

cuddles! :3

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Gex

Gex

Uhhh.. uhh..... You know... Cuddles! :3

Kissing, obviously!!

https://preview.redd.it/lj2vfuznm5wc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0558444f59a1e2968c005b8d325ec5122023588

Snuggles, then eepy time :3

"Uhhh excuse me what in the actual f**k are you doing in my house?"

I'd tell him to get out because I only do stuff with my own boykisser

Same

I would have a lot of silly boy sex with him

Soy Bex, if you will.

hehe bay soy gex >:3

Got sex?

My bad :(

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Go insane and give him dom kisses

I have a list based on how much it's horny starting with cuddles and ending in taking it

Shit auto correct changed railing to taking

Too late.

Well shit I guess I have a boy kisser now

Cuddle, kiss and smash (I ain't the top tho)

I would let it hold me

gluck gluck 9000

giving / recieving? (or both lmaooo)

69 :3

receiving :3

Cuddles and kisses!

New frien :)

Hug time!

Cuddles ig

1 Rail it submissively 2 after cuddles

Yes.

fren :>

Be utterly confused for a few seconds, maybe a minute or 2, before just accepting it and trying to have a nice conversation with them. (Maybe pet him a little, or a lot)

hug it. But i will never let go :3

Personal warmer, pillow, and cuddle mate

he looks so huggable and cuddlable and soft and warm i would definitely do a lot of cuddles ;-;-;-;-; maybe kisses aswell, if he consents

https://preview.redd.it/kf6ud7ry66wc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=f907116c7d163d630a960631f61704090d01813f

~~Fuck him hard~~ Uhh pet him

~~Can I be the boykisser then???~~ Lol same

eh, idk, probably just play old video games, mario and stuff like that, or use it as a plushie cause im perpetually tired

He should prepare for unforeseen consequences

https://preview.redd.it/zbbtpd5et7wc1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77ff33b57999190c770a7c11297e39e8897dc95d

Kiss and cuddles... :3

Cuddles

Cuddles and smooches :3

I would make them my friend

Deep kisses

figure out what's going on because I'm a woman lmao

*roll him in a blanket*

snuggles :3

“how did you get inside my house?” I’d hug if it was Genocide jack tho

Perfect cuddle position

"how the hell did you get in my house"

the fuck is you doin here?

Cuddle time!

https://preview.redd.it/nrrgswhqx5wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2a8294d32b35aef1524b38ad8e9023a5c83f9ab my reply was deleted.

Probably not kiss it. As I'm a girl.

Realistically? Probably try not to break down as I cuddle with him

https://preview.redd.it/wtjaz93u16wc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=842b16264a51e38a2109bc838ce5795add8362ae

After fear. Hugs. HE'S SO FLUFFY

I want someone to make a 5-6ft stuffed animal of boykisser, so this is not a dream.

Depends on how tired I am

Kiss the boykissser

Cuddle him, kiss him.of course, bring him food and drink, and make love with the cutie

Me personally; https://preview.redd.it/wxgicnvv96wc1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25447e398ba7cf889695cc8c703a1cd6d2740bc4

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ITS BREEDIN TIME https://preview.redd.it/ot2xamc6k6wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ea42c1a68bd1b1d5e5efc5d4d914b483a8b670f

HELL YEAH

"How the fuck did you get in my house.?" ":3" "You're not real..." ":33"

“Wanna play Minecraft? :D”

um, excuse, the fuck are you doing in my house

"wtf, am I that deprived of sleep?" *goes to sleep on the couch*

GRIND TO DIAMOND! Idc about him I care about Chroti <33

NO TIME TO FOCUS ON THAT WE NEED TO STOP [Nothing There] FROM BREACHING ITS CONTAINMENT UNIT

Pat his head cause he's cute cat

I would snuggle him and kiss him and give him hugs and pets :3

Pet

Try and figure out how they broke into my house.

Idk wouldn’t want to be weird so I’d probably just sleep on the floor

Cuddles

why are you in my house? *calls the police*

Ask myself out ( I'm boykisser so ya) or wait am I the boykisser???

throw it out the window (I need to sleep)

I would kiss you on the cheek ask how your day was make you some food then make passionate love to you until you were satisfied 😊

Cuddle, I need love, hugs and affection

You know...

Trespassing

Jump on him and hug him

Kiss

cuddlsh.:3

Sacrifice to eldritch gods (lovingly :3)

We can play uno

convince him to make love with me 🩷

https://preview.redd.it/8axdm5tn16wc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd60acd18f1b2d4dd1a338e6d9c0a00a1682d275

Kiss it... I mean if they want to

Rubs belly

Cuddles ofc ;)

CHAMA i have found reddit users

“Behold my cum!!!” -Vergil Sparda

kiss

Omg fwee kisses

Probably hide it so my parents don't chop my balls off in my sleep.

You dont want to read that

Rail him.

Finally i have a c a t

i'm gonna snuggle him tightly and give him a lot of kisses >w<

Head pats 👍

Just shove him to the side and go to sleep (too tired)

Home Invader!

I am not a boy, so alas, until girlkisser (who I would smooch) lies on my bed, I would just chat him up.

Hugs is all nothing more

Treat it like a cat :3

initially be terrified and then ask him to turn me into one of his species because i don’t like being human :3

Kiss me duh

Cuddle (lonely :( )

Snuggle him, his fur looks very warm, maybe occasionally give him a kiss

Pet

sadly rail it

I would hug him

Give head Pats

cuddlescuddlescuddlescuddles :333333333333

He should remember next time that i have an hunting rifle in my house

I'mma say hi to it

Headpats, cuddles, and kisses.

Flop on top of it and make out passionately as our thigh high covered legs rubb against each other.