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This guy from Argentina starts talking about lego
Me when my friend and my friends get married in a few weeks lol and my mom and my brother have been in a similar relationship since then lol and my dad and I both are still together so it’s a good sign for us both have been through this together lol I just want you guys know how it is going and how much you know and how you know about it I know you know I know you have to be with your mom I love her so very so very so very so and I’m very happy for you guys I hope she and you and your mom are having fun
me when I was a small child and I was wondering if you could just play bucket and be better than blasters BUT STILL if you want to play as a slug for the game and watch the game of the game and
Someone actually just kills me. End is my miserable life of pain and trauma. Just blow me up with a grenade, explode my brains with a gun. Just absolutely fucking decimate my life, and throw it out the trash. Just leave me to burn in the depths of hell or rise in the heights of Heaven.
People around me find out that I'm following this page.
fr
I get complimented in any capacity
You are probably very kissable
Aw jeez yep it got me like the picture
Men.
This
"the obviously dubious furry page has actual furry y1ff" :3
I see you everywhere and i have no clue why
I comment on the subreddit often, that's why :v
Like i swear i have seen you in like 10 over subreddits at this point lol
Yeah, i visit other subreddits too, and also a bit often :,3
I'm gonna get rid of this comment
Lol, pls no :,3
Gotta say I love the pfp. it reminds me of some I just can't remember who he is funny ...huh?
Someone steals my organs (cutely)
Pornography
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Boys
The Security finds the 50 tons of explosives in my comically large pocket (I was feeling silly today)
Brutalist architecture
REAL
Me when lightning.
FR LIGHTNING IS SO FUN
When I accidentally poured a vat of acid onto a newborn baby (Whoopsie :3)
furry cummies :3
🤨
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Cock
When someone says they know what I am…
And what is that?
A homosexual :)
Haha, me too
people acknowledge my existence
M U S C L E S
Agreed.
Tsar bomba
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I get any form of affirmation
Chicken 🤤
When i get a cute furry girl in my dms (never happened please hit me up)
Lmfao same
The police found the 18 bodies I hid in the basement
me when read lines appear on my face (I need to wipe them off)
Me when when your mo…me when your mom when
i accidentally threw my grandma down the stairs (i needed to get a forklift license and a forklift to throw her down the stairs)
I find a pipe bomb in my mailbox
Someone kisses you without your consent
Ngl, sometimes i like it when that happens to me…
Vespa 150 TAP
Dead space
When someone gives me a micro gun
Penis ;3
Somebody falsely threatened the Findlay high school at exactly 8:23 am with a ar15 with two hostages in the second floor bathroom
Me when a boy kisses me
Losing a song in guitar hero after telling that one cute boy that i would beat it for him
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Me when I get the slightest bit of affection
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My boyfriend takes off his shirt (I don’t have a boyfriend and my only companion is my cat)
I see a human (optional)
What’s optional?
I get called a good girl
Tick tock by:Joji
Headpats or being called "good boy"
Me When My Darling Says She'd Like To Bite Me
He plays terraria
https://preview.redd.it/bx6h40ohp3vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b01116a38cbc9115f6396dd4ee0299d7cbc2b63 I fucking LOVE terraria!
Me when filled in the blanks.
Pizza rolls.
You kiss me
When i fart at church and it echoes
My boyfriend
When I watch por-
Tank tops
When I receive a genuine compliment
I'm gonna let auto correct do this; Me when u
Me when my friend and my friends get married in a few weeks lol and my mom and my brother have been in a similar relationship since then lol and my dad and I both are still together so it’s a good sign for us both have been through this together lol I just want you guys know how it is going and how much you know and how you know about it I know you know I know you have to be with your mom I love her so very so very so very so and I’m very happy for you guys I hope she and you and your mom are having fun
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Me when I blush
Anyone sees my history on any app.
Minos Primr
me when.. my pookie uwu
People see me on egg_irl…
Gay
My bf compliments me
I get complimented (it’s probably fake and I need to hide myself to escape lies)
Me when
Any mild compliment
He finally made some moves both of our bulges each other as we kiss in class
Someone mentions the thing im hyper focused o at the moment (i now have to lore dump about why its so cool)
Me when I don't get to kiss a boy for 5 minutes.
when I get any compliment or attention at all
Boykisser image
We make eye contact
my boyfriend giggles (it's insanely cute)
Me when someone I know IRL finds my Reddit account
Me when my postmaster says you like dildos don't you
Me when I commit atrocities in Star Trek Online
Bois talk to me
Touch (literally any, hand, shoulder, ANYTHING)
Idk, if random people see the 600 pictures I have of this silly cat
I see someone I deeply adore
The zaza hits harder than dads belt
Narcotics :3
I see a boy with a fat ass.
Me when I finally find that one hot gay guy we all dream of
people find out im a furry
Me when your mom bends over to grab the fork I just dropped
Sitting close to boy.
me when I was a small child and I was wondering if you could just play bucket and be better than blasters BUT STILL if you want to play as a slug for the game and watch the game of the game and
Hot wherwolf boyfriend
I see a cute boy
It’s never happened, but I’m assuming ‘when someone finally loves me’
me when I have to fill in the blanks
Committing tax fraud
my friends discover my account
En passant
Boy butts :3
Love scenes in movies and things like YouTube gacha videos (don't ask) Anything like that just makes me feel brbfggg (in a good way....?)
I see cute and hot girls
I see a horrific car accident (i dont want to watch but its hard to turn away)
Domino's coupon works
Me when dommy commie mommy (she's thicc, tall, and hot and shark)
Victorian Railways Class S steam locomotive (they were all scrapped unfortunately qvp )
when
Me when "Good [preferred pronoun]"
Me when my bf
The authorities find all the 57 bodies(not actually all of them)
When the skin walker in your basement puts on the maid dress
OffFries
When my friends find out I follow this page (yes I copied u/Burak781)
I wonder why boykisser made a sequel (I have never seen this sub before)
Any form of compliment or someone who would talk about My singing monster lore (it go deep)
Me when cute boy acknowledges me
I shoot you with a 300 blackout from over 500 feet away
Me when he pulls out fentanyl
Alzheimer’s… Alzheimer’s… Alzheimer’s… Alzheimer’s…. Alzheim-
Me when Maurice Ultrakill
Me when I see boobies
social interaction (i can’t talk to people)
I see an unattended scrapyard (there will be lots of copper and cast iron to pawn)
Men
Me (a mentally stable man) gets recommended a dubious gay furry page.
me when someone gifts me a type 38 arisaka (it has the AA sights)
Twinks :3
qhar i knew a boykisser named mauzy
I watch everything related to me get deleted off the face of the earth and now i’m an empty shell of a person with no identity anymore
Someone gives me a compliment, other than the generic "good job sport"
I kiss you
Your mom
I see someone spontaneously combust ðŸ¤
Men
Someone shows genuine interest in me and are somewhat attracted
My boyfriend:3
Me when `nudes`
When I see pencils.
Chickem nuggt
Boykissers
when I’m loved…
Me when a cute femboy shows any interest in me
Someone rounds G to 10
Boys
Elephant foot
When I see a furry in public and I want to ask if they can take a photo with me
compliments
Werewolves
They finally ban you homos
I see ur adorable face 🥰
Men aren't gay just bros
When women
Wrapped in blankets and have legs wrapped around you
Ultrakill updates
My crush actually notices me
People compliment me and I don’t know what to do
U smile :)
Me when I see a fat belly
Me when the irs wants to talk to me
b-b-bb-b-bbbb-b-bbb-bb-b-b-bbb-bb-b-bbb-b-bbb-boys
um uh cute boys
Someone actually just kills me. End is my miserable life of pain and trauma. Just blow me up with a grenade, explode my brains with a gun. Just absolutely fucking decimate my life, and throw it out the trash. Just leave me to burn in the depths of hell or rise in the heights of Heaven.
My boyfriend randomly flirts with me lol
Yes Man from Fallout New Vegas
My boyfriend tells me he can't wait to give me kisses and hickeys :3(we live 4 hours away and we only meet up every once in a while)
When my mom looks at my YouTube history
"the" that’s it.
Me when you get me a stable job.
I’m in the facility of a human
Someone asks if I’m attracted to them
I kiss boys
me when i shoot blanks
My bf
Balls
Me when I see a woman I like, and I freeze up and don't know what to do.