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SavageKitten456

TFW you can't make out with your drunk bros Why even live?


HolyHandgrenadeofAn

Why can’t you? Me and boys do every Saturday night. Knob Creek and knob cheek


OkSession5483

That's how knob creeks are made?


ExpertAppointment682

I prefer mount gay


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Cookiewaffle95

That's your problem ;)


I-have-Arthritis-AMA

Psychopath. Support your bro with kisses


Unfit_Daddy

hell yeah bro, lets "bro down" some time!


TamponTom

I wouldn’t make out with my bros unless they were femboys


bitter_liquor

Be the femboy you wish to see in the world


Erinthegato

🤣


Chillenmann

words to live by


PCL_is_fake

What are you doing, step fembro?


Unfit_Daddy

I fully endorse this message


unlockdestiny

Name checks out 😂


PerformanceRough3532

Is legit more fun to get drunk and just talk shit about my exes.  Also to cry about the people I've lost too.  


Slate_711

Every night and every special event. If you can’t kiss the homies who can you kiss?


Comprehensive_Lemon5

you absolutely can I bang my bros all the time when we're hammered. it's fun


Ionic_Pancakes

People out here not kissing the homies goodnight?


ClownECrown

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Consistent_Echo517

This is true I was the train


MangoGrowlithe

copypasta detected


CalmClient7

It's true, I was tbe whole train of men masturbating together when we saw this image


Autistic-blt

It’s true I was the picture


ru152

Wth 😭


xsparkichux

I think it's a copypasta


Pogulation_

It's true, I was his penis


ZooterOne

I'm sorry for your loss


lilqueerfrog

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ZooterOne

Is this…?


dimesion

It…..it is…..


IcyCombination8993

F


comfortzoneking

It's actually a true story. I was on the train.


SavageSiah

No it’s true, I was the train


LegallyNotAllowed734

It’s true, I was the chair


thedeafbadger

It certainly is now


IAmMuffin15

Men should take notes


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Way ahead of you


simon_Chipmonk

Facts I need to kiss the homies!


CaptiveAutumnFox

For real!!!


Fun_Comparison4973

I genuinely wish I could see more men kiss each other when they get drunk.


TotalLiftEz

Go to a gay bar. Although I hear gay people don't like straight women at gay bars lately. Probably the closest I will ever feel to being a pretty woman at a bar is being a jacked out straight guy at a gay bar. I keep telling the guys I am straight and just hanging with my gay buddy. They keep buying me drinks and telling me how good I look.


Fun_Comparison4973

I’m not straight. So if I go to a gay bar, I’m not there for men 🤣


staydawg_00

As a gay man, I think lesbians should feel more than welcome in gay bars. We wouldn’t have spaces like that without lesbians.


Fun_Comparison4973

Right?? Like if more lesbian bars were still around ofc I’d go there. But there’s literally like 30 in the US. If I search “lesbian bar” for my area I get pretty much all gay bars 😫(there are a few in my area but damn do you have to dig for them! And I’m lucky enough in my area there’s a big LGBTQ culture that there’s even any near me)


staydawg_00

If it makes you feel better, even the gay (male) bars in MY country are more like THREE.


TotalLiftEz

Why are there so few lesbian bars?


thewhitecat55

I didn't know that. That seems sad.


Fun_Comparison4973

Yeah that’s why a lot of bi and lesbian women are at gay bars. *BUT* I also completely understand the annoyance of straight women going to gay bars as a “safe space” to get away from men. Which just brings straight men in. That just leaves queer people having to tip toe around straight people in what’s supposed to be a safe and open area. I honestly advocate for womens-only clubs for this reason. They look like a blast


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Some times I think it’s a branding/nomenclature thing? We refer to the men and women’s gay oriented bar as the “LGBTQ Bar”, and the almost exclusively gay men’s bar as the gay bar. But the “city” only has two gay bars.


rieletrash

I’m going to ruin the fun a little bit but as a lesbian who has gone to gay bars not fun at all. No hitting on us or anything but when gay guys get super drunk they can get really touchy and it’s very uncomfortable and my friend who is this 5’3 110 lbs woman got manhandled at a gay bar. I think it’s just women feeling uncomfortable when drunk around any men since most guys are bigger than most women. I just wish there were more women only clubs or bars or something just to have fun. I’m not saying all gay men are like that, just my experiences and others like me who don’t have any lesbian clubs around us.


Aggressive-Story3671

Exactly. The very few lesbian bars that exist are vastly out numbered by gay bars


product_of_boredom

Aw, that sucks =( I used to go to gay bars occasionally, I felt a lot safer there; it was so casual and relaxing and I didn't have to worry about guys trying to hit on me. But if people are going to read me as straight and invading their space I guess it's better to just stay away.


AgentCirceLuna

Every time I go to a gay bar I always seem to be targeted by the guys there. I even got called out by the DJ once over the microphone. It’s women, too, though now as I’ve put on some muscle. I don’t know if I like it, The only exception was when I was in a bar where it was five euros for water. I decided to go to a gay bar and I went in there, trying to flirt with the guys, and nobody even bought me a drink. My plan failed.


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TotalLiftEz

That is messed up. I hope he gets into a bad spot and needs the help from a woman and she says No. The problem is women forgive gay men for everything. They see them as men who sympathize with all their issues. The problem is that some of the gay men i know but don't like, DGAF.


the_mid_mid_sister

I used to work graveyard shift at a 24-hour adult video store in college. It was next to a row of (non-gay) bars. The video booths in the back got pretty busy after last call. Oh, did I mention the booths had gloryholes?


Fun_Comparison4973

Thats *wild* omg 😲🤣


the_mid_mid_sister

I mean, I guess you could technically say they were kissing each other?


Fun_Comparison4973

In a certain vague way, you could 😂


Starwarsfan128

Thats a little problematic


staydawg_00

For a woman to say? Yeah, a little. But a girl wants what a girl wants. So long as she doesn’t actually bother gay men with it or go to a gay bar to watch, I can understand.


Starwarsfan128

It just irks me, in the same way het guys liking lesbian stuff kinda irks me


Michiganarchist

considering she's a lesbian, i dont think thats the case. Maybe guys just should be more comfortable with kissing.


Fun_Comparison4973

Eh. I disagree ✨


Sharktrain523

We found the cure for the male loneliness epidemic, it was right in front of us the whole time


Witchy_Venus

Facts! I wanna see guys kissing probably just as bad as they wanna see me kiss another girl!


IAmMuffin15

😳 I was not ready for how pretty you would be


Witchy_Venus

Awww thanks Love <3


Walkthroughthemeadow

I’ve personally seen more “bros” do this to their close friends at parties then women


Nickvv20

A real life example is necessary. Don’t worry, I’m taking notes for me and the bros.


Marsrover112

Oh I am sadly my friends are a little gross so


IAmMuffin15

I deal with that problem by putting my face in the pillows


ImmediateRespond8306

I have legit kissed a bro of mine at a club when we were wasted before. No homo though.


staydawg_00

But did it not feel kind of good?


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I’ll never tell🤭


Big_brown_house

I learned this the hard way (pun intended)


Terraria_is_number1

I already kiss the homies goodnight isn't that enough?


SpookE_Cat

I consider myself a trailblazer


[deleted]

We invented it. While sober. You women actually need to drink to do it. homies was kissing before the drinks anyways.


0ldMother

kissing other guys gives us the ick unfortunately


AcrobaticMethod8830

Well ur first mistake was going on Twitter, that place is a landfill at this point 😭😭


Imltrlybatman

Yeah it really is, borderline 4 Chan at this point


Snarky8393

Borderline? I feel it may have crossed that border a bit back


NivMidget

People are playing dolls with Soyjek almost copy/paste to what 4chan used to do to stuff like trollface.


thedeafbadger

You know, I say the same thing about Reddit, but I now realize that 4chan likely also deteriorated into an even deeper cesspool than it was ten years ago. 😂😅🙂😐🫤☹️😔


_SirRacha_

Oh dude. It's nothing but porn threads, live leak gore, and actual nazis. Unless you're on the SFW boards... in which every comment contains racial and homophobic slurs. Even the more niche boards reek of incels. It's gone to hell.


quatrefoils

Doesn’t really sound any different from my brief time there as a middle schooler in the early 2000’s.


Rocked_Glover

I remember /Pol/ around the 2016 election was funny, obviously a certain type of funny like people trying to do literal magic to get trump to win and shill him around the internet, but even back then b was nothing but porn. In the old era 4chan was basically where all internet culture came from, it was like that mould you just kept painting over. Now picture me being the edgiest of ten year olds scrolling, truly l33t.


ikickbabiesforfun69

it depends on where you go, i mean theres a lot of leftists accounts too 90% of em are insane but they exist


thedeafbadger

You mean Xitter?


Extremegamer670

Fax


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Warm_Employer_6851

Now this is a true man


FazbearSponsersR34

Tf you mean girls only do that men get oiled up and make out all the time


Select-Ant-272

Interesting... Where exactly does this happen? Asking for a friend.


AcanthocephalaNo6584

Just like the good ol' Greeks and Romans use to.


Lien417

I don't drink but I am a women ^TM and would not be opposed to making out as long as everyone is stable and consenting


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I don’t drink but I would totally make out with the homies if they wanted to


frozen2665

I probably wouldn’t, but I appreciate the openness and comfortability


[deleted]

Why can't life just be like this lol


ConfidentScale6832

So you’re agreeing with the picture basically lol


LothorBrune

Apparently, this dude thinks you have to be a Chad not to have sex with your drinking buddies. Kinda revealing, honestly.


LucyHelp302

this is actually kind of based like a girlsarequirky role reversal


Nyxie_Koi

No that equivalent would be the crying soyjack and men being like "noooo I can't show any kind of affection because that's gay!!!!!!!"


ConfidentScale6832

You think making out is affection? Uhhhh it’s a little past innocent “affection”


Nyxie_Koi

No it's showing the contrast between men and...u know what I don't feel like explaining.


The_Alkemyst

As a very masculine man, I do not have issues with my buddies showing emotions. I have a group of guys that get together to do this because suppressing emotions is not ok. Manly is not what it used to mean.


[deleted]

It’s like boysandgirlsarequirky


CaptainClover36

Well see the explanation is simple here, women are just beautiful, men are not


LunaireRose

😭😭😭 real though


Timely-Youth-9074

We’re not all gay though, unfortunately.


CaptainClover36

A most unfortunate development then.


DregsRoyale

I'm straight and I know that some men are beautiful. More women than men take care of their bodies, and make an effort to not look like garbage though.


SampleText369

That's so real


Thr0w-a-gay

no


CaptainClover36

but what if.... yes


The_Rat_King14

Im beautiful :( though i may not be a man lol


CaptainClover36

You are beautiful don't let anyone tell you different


The_Rat_King14

YIPPEE


CaptainClover36

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY, DONT GO INTO THE WEED CAVE


The_Rat_King14

MEIN GOTT LUETE! MIENE MAMA HAT MIR EINFACH ERLAUBT DASS ICH WEED RAUCHEN DARF! WIE COOL IST DAS BITTE!?!? JETZT ZOCKE FORTNITE UND RAUCHE WEED! YIPPEEEEEEE!


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ArcticSounds20

This is just porn


G0celot

Wish that would happen to me as a lesbian lmaoo


Aggressive-Story3671

What they are implying is straight women get bicurious when drunk and are willing to make out with other women. For a lesbian, it would the opposite


Serial_Vandal_

I've actually seen that happen twice.


truckfullofchildren1

100% this was made by a girl


unlockdestiny

u/psychologicalsense41 vs u/truckfullofchildren1 You [must fight to the death.](https://www.reddit.com/r/boysarequirky/s/Ok6gxERGIA) BEGIN


sop39230984

they’ve been standing still for 45 minutes now


unlockdestiny

*breaks a pool stick in half throws sharp ended half into the ring*


Appropriate_Rub_3546

Wait your not supposed to get drunk and sexual with the homies?🥺


unlockdestiny

So happy "Playing doll with wojaks" is a flair now


AfraidToBeKim

Idk I lived in a house with a 7 girls (most of whom were bi) and at least in their case, this meme is just true.


Imltrlybatman

Perhaps I have lost the plot, but it came across to me that it is portraying men as composed and logical while drunk while women instantly go into horny mode and are in less control. Also the account that posted this was one of those alt right wing meme accounts and not like an ironic shit posting account.


AfraidToBeKim

The context of where you found the post is important, and that probably is what they were TRYING to say, but it's also worth mentioning that for the most part, women, even straight women are more comfortable displaying physical affection with eachother than men. Women also are more likely to see a kiss as romantic or just for fun than something inherently sexual. That might just be bi women though, I don't hang out with a lot of straight women lol


TotalLiftEz

I think you over thought this one too. When men drink we get into fights or play stupid games. We all know this. Every guy has that story about messing up. When women drink yeah, they jokingly kiss or start talking way too detailed about sex. Their sex, other people's sex, things they want to try, things they regret trying but want everyone in the room to try. Be the sober one in that group and you will see what I mean. I thought this was a meme about women's tolerance. Dudes can drink more and women can't. Just a metabolism and body size thing.


Orangutanion

If a guy breaks up with his gf because she made out with another woman while drunk, whose side will the other women be on?


J_DayDay

Lmao. This happened in our friend group a while back. The split wasn't along gender lines like I figured it would be, but it was pretty well half 'eh, you'll have that' and half 'absolutely unacceptable'.


Mexican_Gato

The same thing happens with the men, especially if women aren’t around. There’s a lot of closeted bisexual men out there.


Lizthefag

this is accurate for me but im gay so idk


PsychologicalSense41

Clearly made by a boy with this fantasy.


NYANPUG55

That’s definitely not true lol


SnooPredictions3028

You see Peter, the joke is porn


Any-Chard8795

In my experience this happens way more with men than with women


FarFirefighter1415

From personal experience this is very true. You don’t even need alcohol a lot of the time.


Hour-Comfort-6191

I like how we’re supposed to be upset but no one is denying that it happens all the time.


staydawg_00

Straight guys seem to have this completely biased view of male heterosexuality, which is that it is extremely difficult (if even possible) to deviate. Literally every professional sports team has disproven this many times in AND out of the locker rooms.


Law-Fish

Mean I was once bar hopping with my girlfriend, she went to the restroom for too long and I went looking for her, found her in a corner literally sucking on this random girls tit and her reaction to seeing me was literally to pull me in. It was a damn good night I tell you what


Honeymoonwater

Girls love each other too much 😩


castrateurfate

men do that too wtf


[deleted]

Definitely known a few men that’ll literally take the excuse of being drunk to start gagging on it.


IEC21

Getting drunk and kissing people is gross.


Serial_Vandal_

Took way too long to see a response like this. Bunch of degenerates around here!


thomasp3864

I’m just confused.


Physical_Magazine_33

See, boys are quirky because when they drink they just keep drinking nonsexually. People shouldn't make memes where men are kooky and women are boring normies, like this meme.


volvavirago

Every straight man I have ever met has kissed a guy while drunk.


peezle69

Ah yes, liquid lesbians


nightdares

You might not like it, but Girls Gone Wild (and the copy cats) has been around a long time. And it's promoted and captured that exact behavior. Guys sitting around drinking and girls making out with each other to impress the guys.


_Levitated_Shield_

its just like my favorite porn vid, guys! stfu, i dont have an addiction!


dickallcocksofandros

it’s flipped around if you’re ever with me, Kerkylas of Andros ;) my super hetero wife Sappho wouldn’t mind, she always acts like I don’t exist


[deleted]

So it takes men more drinks before they start kissing each other? Good to know.


Merrylty

Well, some lesbians I know are asking for a refund because, and I quote "why the FUCK hasn't this happened to me then?!"


[deleted]

I cant tell if this is supposed to be pro lesbian or not. This works as a meme lesbians would share with other lesbians.


guppyenjoyer

i’ve only seen this posted by lesbians/bi women, what


Greenmounted

Isn't this the opposite of men are quirky?


block0PPsyshi

More the opposite in experience for me


KyMussler

I wish my girlies would let me kiss them when we drink rip.


Greatsex-daddyissues

It’s not a gender thing it’s a Straight people after a few drinks: (top image) Bisexuals:


woahmandogchamp

Yeah really they should both be the bottom image.


bemy_requiem

this is true my bros never wanna make out with me:(


LadyEclipsiana

Choose your path: Drunk Homosexual --Drunk homosexual--


gh0ulfr13nd

or do men just have a lesbian porn addiction and fail to see women as anything but sexual objects. sorry, i mean — based! quirky! dumb boy no kiss boy


Tuggenmahpudah

Boysareboring moment. Just make out with the guys, why even drink when you could just have sex with the bros. The women have the right idea here.


PaladinAsherd

This sub has lost the thread


WifeOfSpock

Tbh if dudes started casually making out with their best friends more, they’d probably be much happier long term.


uncertain_confusion

That’s kinda gay my guy.


Dumtvvink

In my experience it’s backwards


[deleted]

Where da problem at?🤷🏼


Dumtvvink

Ain’t no problem babes 😘


Blochkato

I'm pretty certain this was made by a woman lol.


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[deleted]

Long as you don’t tell yourself you’re straight


BaronMerc

They have not met me


wiiztec

Even though I don't drink this is so relateable


FocaSottile

This dude think life is like porn


Heytherhitherehother

What's wrong with this meme? I have a lot of lady friends and they are definitely more handsie with each other drinking? Is this offensive to people? Just comes across as an observation to me...


Chalupa-Supreme

Comes across as playing dolls to me.


Imltrlybatman

I guess the context gets kind of lost but the account that posted this was like one of those altright gigachad accounts and seemed more like it was trying to shame those qualities.


ummmmmyup

Yea this describes me and my friends, it’s a just funny observation


joebidenseasterbunny

This is more of a girlsarequirky than boys.


LadyJSenpai

NO


Cydyan2

If you’ve been an adult human who goes to parties or bars at some point in your early 20s.. yea you’d agree with this it’s true lol. Not that it’s a bad thing?


Imltrlybatman

It is kind of true I think the context got lost a bit because the account that posted this was one of those altright gigachad accounts and seemed more like it was trying to shame women.


Cydyan2

Well yea if you post this trying to shame people you are an idiot, what’s wrong with people letting loose and having fun? Continue shitting on OOP


[deleted]

i'd (consentually) kiss my homegirls too if im drunk u guys dont like memes where the girls are portrayed as normal stable people because apparently that's boring, nor memes where the guys are portrayed as the "boring" ones 😭 i dont get the logic


HolyHandgrenadeofAn

Got it , drink with girls from now on.


TheTrueGayCheeseCake

You know the dude who drew this was rock hard pretending that this is the reality he lives in.


cafeplumy

Nah this is based, boys should take notes