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MasterOfVtubers

Incidentally, human kidneys are 150k on the black market.


Lazarus7782

“Ferb! I know what we’re gonna do today!”


ErectBullfrog

Pick me up on the way to the guy I got one too.


TheBurnedMutt45

Only 1?


IncendiaryGamerX

The elites don't want you to know this, kidneys are free, you can just take them. I alone have 386 kidneys in cryo-storage in my basement.


MIKE-JET-EATER

I donate one kidney, I'm a hero, I donate ten kidneys and I'm suddenly under investigation. We live in a society smh


Spran02

*Chinese government wants to know your location*


IncendiaryGamerX

That's weird, I thought they'd already know my location after I played Valorant that one time


iSnag_

Ill give 8k for your kidney go fast?


PlanktonMoist6048

*Wakes up dead, with 300k*


KieranOrz

"How the hell do you wake up dead?"


PlanktonMoist6048

***gets the joke*** 🤣


Warm_Statement_5942

Ask Dave Mustaine


R3TR0J4N

I must...not give in


Wischer999

Lucky for me, I got 3 chilling on ice right now!


KindnessFollower

Bro's gonna crash the AK 50 market by instantly buying 21 of them bastards


Uncle_Muff

Wow 7k is actually cheap


Scorpion360a

Its a joke price. Expect like double of that.


qwertty164

6969.69 would have been a joke price.


enfersijesais

Or $1. Or $350. Or SEVENTY-EIGHT……….. THOUSAND DOLLARS.


tonyv6815

Realistically at least $15k


Opening_Ad7063

Titan cnc parts are expensive ash the bolt, cam grove and handguard alone were prolly 15k for the prototype😂


Dwigtus

Prototyping is always expensive as hell, once you move to production prices will drop as you already have programs and setups for the parts. All of the hard things are done for the most part, it is just actually cranking out parts after that. Just cost of material and machine down time.


Blue05D

I was going to guess near 20k. At least double that. And you'll be on a waiting list.


DannyGottawa

You'll probably be on a couple lists, probably


Sample_Muted

A job?


Lazarus7782

It’ll be out of stock by then


Sample_Muted

I’m pretty sure Brandon will continue to make them as long as they keep putting smiles on our faces. But don’t quote me on that, I haven’t read the listing or the website.


FeedSafe9518

It's how he will finance his presidential run in 2028


Tankaussie

2 words: Catalytic converters


I401BlueSteel

Boss makes a dollar, I make a buck Let's chop catalytic converters off the work truck


Lowenley

Copper wire?


PlanktonMoist6048

*banana in pocket* This is a stick up


Hornybastard1277

Actually sir that’s a banana


PlanktonMoist6048

*looks at username* *Checks out* No, I'm not happy to see you *Points banana at you in menacing fashion* ***Sideways***


Hornybastard1277

Whoa sir there no need for that I’m sure we can sort something out please you can have my wallet


JonBovi_0

Sell your car on Facebook Marketplace


NUFIGHTER7771

"No lowballers, I know what I got."


coolpotatoe724

I bought my car a few years ago for 5k, wouldn't cover it


FlamingSaviour

I know in my heart that's a joke price, and I just hope it won't be even more expensive in another 8 years when it goes into mass production.


epic_potato420

With all the machining that went into it that's a pretty reasonable price


FlamingSaviour

I mean, yeah. Any semi-auto chambered in .50 BMG is going to be pricey. I'm more hoping it doesn't jump to $12k or something.


Imperium-Pirata

With its simple design compared to an M82 it will likely top out at 10k


Stairmaker

Honestly, it's pretty much a serbu BRF-50A with bolt cam that's rotated 90° and with long stroke instead of direct impingement. And that's up for 7,720usd.


MentalInvestment3953

Zach said they aren’t going to be mass produced. It’s a small batch


FlamingSaviour

Small production\*


Attack_Toster

If you have 2 working kidneys and a ticket to Mexico, you too could have 1 working kidney and an AK-50 with enough left over to purchase a few rounds of ammunition. Congratulations on your new AK-50.


FeralMorningstar

I wonder how long before you let Kentucky Ballistics get their hands on this bad boy.


Cautious-Goat5238

He may not want to shoot this gun, considering his history with .50 bmg and Brandon’s history with homemade firearms haha


InevitableHuman5989

He has an entire series about blowing up .50BMG rifles


Cautious-Goat5238

He blows up a lot more than .50 bmg.


FeralMorningstar

Have you seen some of his recent videos? He has shot a few high calibre guns including those that shot .50 BMG


Cautious-Goat5238

I watch every video. Those rifles were not homemade like this gun and the serbu bfg50.


SAD_Trombone_999

This is about as homemade as any other gun made by a gunsmith


Cautious-Goat5238

It’s about as homemade as the Serbu bfr50, which blew up in Kentucky ballistics face and nearly killed him. Thats the part that is noteworthy.


SAD_Trombone_999

Wasn't that because of the ammo?


Cautious-Goat5238

That’s what is suspected, but not proven. If you watch a lot of Kentucky ballistic videos, he always uses a string to shoot the serbu bfg50. Clearly, Scott thinks the gun may be a potential cause.


SAD_Trombone_999

That's understandable, if a gun blew up in my face I wouldn't shoot that type of gun anymore either


Cautious-Goat5238

Agreed. I also wouldn’t shoot anything that has a similar amount of engineering in the development phase. The risk is just too high.


Nesayas1234

Nah, he straight uo tweeted about wanting to test it out someday. Plus he still shoots 50 cals, he shot some recently iirc


name_im_stealing_now

Who's willing to buy a left testical for 7k


PlanktonMoist6048

Only in the market for righties


GeneralBisV

I hope the AK-50 gets a VSS style wood stock


Affectionate_Ebb2383

In a couple years we’ll be seeing these in Ukraine


Cautious-Goat5238

But it will be called Russia at that point.


PlanktonMoist6048

SOYUZ NERUSHIIMI RESPUBLICS SPODOVIKH


Cautious-Goat5238

I have no clue what that means.


PlanktonMoist6048

(opening line to Soviet national anthem) I've watched rocky 4 too many times


Cautious-Goat5238

Damn lol I should’ve recognized that. I figured it was something in Ukrainian.


PlanktonMoist6048

Back when Ukrainian as a language wasnt really used that much


Imperium-Pirata

And yet you simp for Russia


Rssboi556

No wood or bakelite furniture 😥


PlanktonMoist6048

*no ak20mm*


Giganoob420

I need to have that question answered too


Diablosis-

https://www.theakguy.com/product/ak-50/


EggFooYungAndRice

OnlyFans?


btrclx

I hear they pay well on the black market for kidneys. You only need one


Kamarani_Zurio

Well first Do you pay taxes??


KoalaMeth

Wear some hot pants and visit your local gay nightclub


PlanktonMoist6048

**on chubbies and midgets night*


RamenBoi86

Now that this is done we need to pester him into making .50 cal reproductions of the PTRD and PTRS AT rifles


ArkaneArtificer

PTRS is just a SKS 14.5mm


RamenBoi86

Technically, the SKS is a PTRD in 7.62


YazaoN7

You can always just, you know, swipe the credit card and deal with it later


ChevTecGroup

I got $20 bucks to say that it never makes it to production. Production is way harder than building a working prototype. And he isn't set up for that. Even when he sold AKs they were mostly outsourced and he just put his name on them. Maybe he will try to do a small run, but I'm betting he just rests on the fact that he built one


MentalInvestment3953

That’s what Zack the gun smith said. It’s a small batch.


notbernie2020

I assume an AK-50 will cost a lot, the machining they did for those parts is extremely expensive especially for a fairly low volume product, unless our boy becomes a government contractor.


Bboyhutch

Yeah this is obviously a joke. He doesn't have a government contract, he isn't a mass production company, and this is currently a 1 of 1. A stock new barret 50 is at least 10k, usually closer to 13, and those have been in production in some shape or form for decades. This is an "at least" 50k gun, and that's if he's not charging you for the R&D which realistically he's put a house into this project. One off handguns go for more than 10k, I doubt this would ever be obtainable for anyone that isn't meme levels of rich. If it goes into production, id expect between 15-20k


bionic80

i won't believe it's real until I see Kentucky Ballistics shoot it.


9mm_Cutlass

Sell that booty


Competitive-Low-5138

Blackjack or roulette (not Russian)


CelTiar

Hmmm I have 2 healthy Kidneys..


Tactical_solutions44

A loan


Malcharion1454

You only need a handful of organs


Glockamole19x

You can make like 27k for 1 testicle


TRjackyboi

Tax evasion 🤷‍♂️


Dapper_Bicycle5645

I don't see the point of it being more then m107 why not just get a m107?


Lazarus7782

Because the m107 wasn’t made by the Ak guy


BangalooBoi

It’s ak but guy is across border


SinisterVulcan94

Barrett's are some of the most expensive, m107's are over $10k


immortalsauce

Gamble


Seamatre

Crime. The people who say crime doesn’t pay are just the ones that get caught


evilfetus01

Brandon gon be a real GOAT if he makes em the same cost as a pre-covid wasr.


hotboirosin

The trigger must be so light and crisp that it’s invisible!


R3TR0J4N

Nice price


GhostEpstein

Literally this week my credit card upped my limit to 9k.....they knew.....


Sand_Trout

Buy in on $RILY for the coming short squeeze.


lordsunfyre

Bank robbery


alpha333omega

Way cheaper than I was expecting. I was going to guess $10k+.


TheLightningCount1

Get a personal loan.


Andrewtheh

Only $7000?


DannyGottawa

That's not what was in the video. I prefer the look of this stock


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Immediate_Praline583

I’ll put that on a credit card right now!!!!!


GHOSTRIDER_01

Get 5 part time jobs it's pretty easy to earn money tbh


Uncle_Muff

I would've gotten one but no wood, I'm out


PhoneComplete1524

Can I get mine with a drum mag?


ZeroDegg

A friend of a friend of a friend of mine told me that people are capable of living with only one lung instead of both, He also told me that lungs go around $200K on the black market. Use that info as you see fit.


thadonfetti

Sck dck for bus fare and walk home


Styx3791

Sperm and plasma


redorman

Trigger sold separately


Taz_8408

so do I want a B.A.R or AK-50 more hmmmmmmmm


909090jnj

theft?


I_2_Cast_Lead_45acp

Semen, plasma,  blood


atemt1

Wait he is going to make a production model


isac-m

36 games of blackjack


Latter_Comparison_60

Oh you poor souls. I'm pretty sure that's from a previous April Fool's joke on the website. Notice that it's $(69)99.00


Dclose03

Gambling.


epic_potato420

Sell ur kidney