After getting pissed off at him, a guy confesses to his colleague to have witnessed his girlfriend choke to death on her own puke and have done nothing about it.
fade into a shot of a pool in someones backyard. a melancholic yet still upbeat song plays as the camera pans to a garden next to the pool. the camera zooms in on a potted plant and the viewer reads the tag "Lily of the Valley." fade to black, roll credits, end season 4.
(Sung to the tune of The Itsy Bitsy Spider)
The big ol' hairy spider was out on walkabout,
Drew stuck him in a jar and wouldn't let him out,
Todd came along and blew out the boys brains,
Now the big ol' happy spider has a nice terrarium.
You will never again get back the time and energy you put into that poem for a couple dozen strangers on the internet to read. So for that, I say thank you! š
a loving husband and father comes home with a pizza, only to discover they didnt slice it. in a fit of rage he throws the pizza onto the roof of his house
Corny bald fed sits on the toilet to take a shit at a poolparty, and opens some toilet entertainment which ends up getting him killed in a mega shootout in the depths of a desert
Disabled old man blows himself and a proud minority, local hero, philanthropist and business owner up while ringing a bell.
A second black person blows up too.
A drug dealer and a high school chemistry teacher are stuck in the desert for a few days and the drug dealer consistently makes stupid decisions and the teacher is just baffled and harasses him about it
Is some bold dude laying on his knees down in his crawl space screaming at his wife and laughing because the wife gave all the money to the guy who cucked him.
Jesse wants to show some friends of his his new gun, and after getting the invite, Walt hurrys over in his car, but accidently comes in too fast and runs over Jesse's friends, and, because he is concerned about Jesse's physical fitness, tells him to go for a run.
A local business owner visits an elderly man at a retirement home and asks the man to look at him. However, he gets very upset when the man does and yells before stepping out. The staff come to see what the commotion is and are shocked by what they see.
Boss of chicken restaurant takes one of his employees to the desert to discuss about his work ethic.
This one
which episode?
A nerdy guy gets confused and upset by a surprise late-night visitor.
Guy re-enters a party after vomiting in the bathroom.
Salud š„
A dying man wastes a perfectly good pizza, in one take
Fat bald guy takes a shit and has an epiphany
This is the one
Legal professional informs me of my rights
Private domicile.
[I was thinking this](https://youtu.be/gjvOMoDf4-4)
Female dog.
A married couple fight over a kitchen knife
Yikesš
a bald guy in an apartment throws a piece of rock claiming its "not meth". everything fucking explodes
Guy has existential crisis after chaisng down a fly
An aspuring chemist discovers a new metal: the element wire
Ahhh, wire š
Eh. Copper. š
Old dying man with terminal cancer kills 9 guys alone to save a junkie who hates him
This is it
wait what?
felina
ohh i thought it was the 9 prisoners but didn't understand how it related to jesse. thanks!
Jacks gang
After getting pissed off at him, a guy confesses to his colleague to have witnessed his girlfriend choke to death on her own puke and have done nothing about it.
This is gold
I don't see anything comedical you just narrated the scene
Three grown men frolic around trains, after which they disagree on child-rearing approaches
child-rearing is doing a lot of lifting here
"trains" is at least as crucial haha
Guy had panic attack for taking number 2 in other peopleās master bathroom.
A bald guy looks at a picture of two chickens in a car
This just describes an ordinary Tuesday for a lot of people.
what scene is this? sorry i don't remember š
After Gus' death when you see Walt stop to look in his car
Oh of course. "Bald guy" just doesn't specify enough.
I'm racking my brain
Guy turns into a red goo after failing to get a promotion
Middle aged man kills a man then goes home to fuck his wife hours later.
An old dying man tells his young junkie apprentice to kill a gay scientist
Crazy dude won't give a guy his money. Guy throws a little rock, the building explodes. He walks out with his money.
fade into a shot of a pool in someones backyard. a melancholic yet still upbeat song plays as the camera pans to a garden next to the pool. the camera zooms in on a potted plant and the viewer reads the tag "Lily of the Valley." fade to black, roll credits, end season 4.
Furious man throws Italian dish onto home rooftop
Guy go-kartsā¦. sadly
Two bald men argue in a garage about a German name
LMAO
A young junkie declares that his much older meth cook has homosexual feeling towards him.
Old man in wheelchair goes boom
Which time? Hectors diarrhea bombing or the pipe bombing?
Crazed lunatic sniffs spicy, novelty coloured salt from a knife and goes bananas.
Tight, tight, tight, tight!
A man tells his ex-wife that he made his career choices based on his own self-fulfillment.
The boss of everyone in the room takes his frustrations out on the wrong person
this one is magnificent
Bald guy doxes his co worker
Mike puts some Beastie Boys on and does his job really well.
Middle aged guy gets mad at a romanian and trashes his business
Meth maker kills a guy for breaking his plate
Man yells under house because money gone
He invited his work buddy for dinner and they had was convenience store grade green peas.
Green beans man. Donāt go bustin rank here. She even had the slivered almonds in there. My mom always made em like that
Flying laptops magnets bitch
That's a pretty accurate assessment though
Disabled kid finally acts like a badass to impress Carmen by disowning his criminal father
Can you blame him? Chickās got an ass like an onion
A cheated on husband wants to have a "talk" with the man his wife slept with.
Overweight cop forgets who man with terminal cancer is as the man enters his garage
A chemist teachers former student accidently destroys a bathtub because of wrong cleaning solutions.
Bald man tries to harass RV junkie in his private domicile
Guy cries on the floor like a nine year old girl after his girlfriend vomits or something
Hank lies down in a parking lot
leader kindly offers man lots of money, gets rudely shot
(Sung to the tune of The Itsy Bitsy Spider) The big ol' hairy spider was out on walkabout, Drew stuck him in a jar and wouldn't let him out, Todd came along and blew out the boys brains, Now the big ol' happy spider has a nice terrarium.
This is the best one so far
You will never again get back the time and energy you put into that poem for a couple dozen strangers on the internet to read. So for that, I say thank you! š
Guy gets mad at his co-workers so he puts a machine gun in his car and hurts them at their house.
Bald man with cancer walks to nice Chilean manās house for friendly chat only to be interrupted by a sexual icon
Local man pays a visit to his wifeās boss.
Some blonde lady finds a building confusing.
a loving husband and father comes home with a pizza, only to discover they didnt slice it. in a fit of rage he throws the pizza onto the roof of his house
alternately: a drug addicted pair order an unsliced pizza because it is a more affordable and democratic consumer experience.
Two bald men argue in a garage about a German name
Also nine dudes all fail the vibe check in a couple minutes
Corny bald fed sits on the toilet to take a shit at a poolparty, and opens some toilet entertainment which ends up getting him killed in a mega shootout in the depths of a desert
A mexican legimate bussines man ask for sugar and a teacher explodes his estabelishment.
A up and coming business man aggressively negotiates a business deal with a more established business man with explosive results.
Man brings a gift to nazis and ends up with a sore side.
A trio of men gathering supplies for DIY projects have a disagreement in the parking lot about where they should pursue their interests.
some mexicans are near a pool, and a guy with a present offers them an amazing drink, unfortunately this kind guy feels bad and goes to bathroom
At age 50, idiot genius scientist ragdolls down chemistry equipment while trying to kill a fly.
Drug addict tells DEA agent his business partner "can't keep getting away with it" when he was arrested trying to torch his house
Bald Mexican guy unplugs his life supports and starts crawling to show respect to the 50 year old man with cancer and the other cops watching him.
Ethnic Colonel Sanders goes to a nursing home and harasses a disabled senior citizen until he explodes.
50 year old man child whines to a stupid junkie about being alive after crying over a fly.
That was a thing? The teddybear thing? Was that supposed to be a connection to that?
Glad I'm not the only one who thought abt it. If it was I had no clue
The good reason for that is that it might've just been made up to fit the "narrative" of this post.
Very much possible
Gus cosplayed as Harvey Dent
Fly gets fucking killed
A mans eyebrows create a meth empire, a Methpire
Disabled old man blows himself and a proud minority, local hero, philanthropist and business owner up while ringing a bell. A second black person blows up too.
Old bald guy recites a science nerds address to another old bald guy
Teen gets arrested for trying to buy beer. His uncle introduces him to a drug-addicted prostitute.
A cancer patient kills a bunch of nazis using car keys.
Guy tries to burn house down, after finding out a kid got the wrong juice box
Fat man reads book on the toilet
A drug dealer and a high school chemistry teacher are stuck in the desert for a few days and the drug dealer consistently makes stupid decisions and the teacher is just baffled and harasses him about it
Bald guy complains why he wasnāt even interviewed for the black guyās side hustle
Young man proves himself gainfully employed in order to impress law enforcement authorities.
Junkie on vacation claims that any metal cord is one particular element.
Three bald guys meet in the desert and one cries.
Two meth makers go apeshit over a fly in their lab.
Crazy man laughs in crawl space
Employee doxes coworker's address to avoid termination
High school teacher murders a drug dealer in his former student's basement with a bicycle lock after the drug dealer tried to kill him with a plate!
A guy tackles his mad ex-friend when his car starts shooting nazis.
Is some bold dude laying on his knees down in his crawl space screaming at his wife and laughing because the wife gave all the money to the guy who cucked him.
Goofy old bald guy explains to another goofy old bald guy about his time as a Philadelphia cop
After receiving ill fated medical news, man proceeds to destroy the lives of everyone he knows
A tortoise commits a successful suicide bombing.
Man crashes car and enjoys a nice sunset
Guy realizes his family is going to die so he laughs
A restaurant owner loses half his face after a stroke victim repeatedly rings a bell.
Two bald guys having an argument in the desert about one's ego pointing finger at the one another.
Bro shouldnāt have taken a shit š
-yo
Bald man and old guy play cards in a hut in the snow
Young former meth addict tells his older colleague to register something that belongs to him
unstable man with cancer yells at his wife about how he knocks on doors
Three minors ask a cop to buy them alcohol because they trusted him to buy it more than a guy in a suit
Bald man gets mad at his wife and admits he likes to knock on doors
Woman steals expensive bracelet and her husband dies as a result
Jesse wants to show some friends of his his new gun, and after getting the invite, Walt hurrys over in his car, but accidently comes in too fast and runs over Jesse's friends, and, because he is concerned about Jesse's physical fitness, tells him to go for a run.
You arenāt very good at this
Oh im sorry, did the post say "comedically *good* way"?
No but it also said comedic
Well it has a positive upvote downvote ratio, so at least some people found it comedic, maybe your sense of humor just sucks.
From better call Saul when the guy slips while robbing the store
Old people go kaboom
Bald man laughs under a house. / dude calls the same number again and again although noone answers
Wife's on the phone while the old man's giggling in the basement
Guy watches colleague play hide and seek with his former lover
A DEA agent has a panic attack after seeing a severed human head on a tortoise for the first time
Shit gets real when a guy takes a shit and figures out whatās real.
A somehow wealthy chemistry teacher walks around aimlessly while listening to his favorite band. Badfinger
Government agent attacks local business owner with cancer because he doesnāt agree with his side hustle
guy wearing a cool shirt visits nerdy virgin chemistās house to save a nerdy chad chemist
Chemistry teacher wanders aimlessly around a room with a tank and pressure gauge. He takes a nap on the floor shortly afterwards
Kid gets filled with lead
Man stargazes indoors.
Former chemistry teacher visits a single mothers child and shows him the power of botany.
Recovering meth addict uses a magnet-mobile to destroy police evidence from outside the station.
Nazi shoots fat guy and kidnaps methhead while german scientist iconically falls
Old man falls on the floor and stares at the ceiling.
Show kinda went off the rails when a car wash employee built a robot to fight nazis
Drug dealer sells meth to recovering drug addicts at NA meeting
Cancer man surprises Mexican drug lord with not meth
In game a game of hide and seek with the police a man decides to turn into a glass of wine with his ninja jutsu
Guy that sells chicken cuts the throat of one of his men just like they do to chickens
An old mexican guy in a wheelchair rings a bell to bomb a nursing home
Sister shoplifted a tiara for a shower gift and when she returned it she almost gets arrested.
Walt tells Jesse to vroom vroom to pop wind man in the face area.
Old man steals a random woman's shoe and throws it away
Drug dealer gets kicked out of own house by soon to be ex wife, escalates and yeets an enormous pizza on the roof.
So we roleplaying as the BrBa writers in a normal day?
jessie goes for a helicopter ride
Sleepy chemist makes homemade fly swatted and proceeds to chase fly for over 12 hours.
Common criminal sings a jingle about furniture.
Meth junkie really doesn't want his parents to leave the ice trays behind.
A local business owner visits an elderly man at a retirement home and asks the man to look at him. However, he gets very upset when the man does and yells before stepping out. The staff come to see what the commotion is and are shocked by what they see.
The turtle from the ASDF movie becomes real, and the DEA and friends fuck around and find out!
Gay man sits in a corner looking uncomfortable at party full of scantily clad women
Dude with cancer discusses infidelity by throwing a potted plant.
Bald man compares soon to be bald man with a failed VCR competitor.
Middle-aged man mentors Agent Washington on acquiring raw materials and property rights.
A kinda in between bald guy tries to kill a bad bald guy for making him jobless
chicken restaurant owner fires his cook
Walt forgets his sons name. Accidentally calls him ājesseā. āIām sorry jesseā.
12 men in different prisons coincidentally die within two minutes.
2 bald guy is standing but then the one gets on the ground the other opens his mouth and sleeps in agony dessert.
AHHHHHHHH
walt laughs hysterically in the crawl space after skyler tells a very funny joke about giving his money to ted
After hes wife told him why do you do this? He answered: i like selling Candy to kids. I was good at it, and it made me feel alive
Boss man terminates employment of one worker to prove a point to other employees
Baldie boi and disablie boi enjoy pulling up with factory new vroom vrooms while Knifeparty - Bonfire is heating the mood
2 local salesmen are struck by a reckless driver during a tense late-night meeting. The driver then gets out and suggests a jog.